Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Some Wednesday Fug: Jay-Z and Beyonce
Posted by Bossip Staff
What the f*ck??? Look at Mr. and Mrs. Carter with their faces fixed in a not so attractive expression. And why does Jay-Z insist on walking around with those n*gga naps in his head and those bookworm glasses on? SMH
Peep out some more shots from the Knicks vs. the Cavs game last night.
More pics of the family Carter up under the hood plus Beyonce’s appearance on The 5-head Banks Show …
Images via WireImage
Facebook
Send to Phone
1st
why, why, why????
c’mon bossip,thats a bit harsh- n*&gga naps! totally unneccessary! and I am not even a fan of the Carters!
anyhoo the expression on sasha fierce’s face is priceless maybe she just saw someone her pope eye chicken!
c’mon bossip,thats a bit harsh- n*&gga naps! totally unneccessary! and I am not even a fan of the Carters!
anyhoo the expression on sasha fierce’s face is priceless maybe she just saw someone eating popoeye’s chicken without offering her any!
Who beat the crap out of the boy behind jay…..?
WTF is niggah naps Bossip?
That is his natural hair you self hating idiots!!
Only a white person would use the expression n*gga naps. And what a ludcrious saying to use. To think Bossip got all in arms when Dog The bounty hunter used the term n*gger and Lohan used the term coloured. Supposed black staff (or white for that matter) get even more IGNORANT and use worse…and I do not even like Jay z….but what was said her was OUT OF ORDER!
and DEAD@ Karen….
I had to go back and look….look like he got knocked the fugg out
I thought they have marital problems! They must have solve that problem now.
Damn, Jay how long you are going to do this! Please make a move from Beyonce. She will never ever give you kids.
LOL @ THEIR FACES
look like they both smell like ASS
Who cares they are rich as hell!
Jay-z is great! You all can get ready for the Jay-z tour in 09.
I think the n*gga naps and book worm glasses is a look that only Jay Z can pull off . . . they both look good..
Spike looks like his daddy, bought out the Nicks Store. Do you think Santa will bring him a new Nicks Duvet cover and pillow case set for Christmas?
No Jay-Z is not looking too cute but commenting on a brotha’s natural texture like it’s an issue? smh step ya game up writers
I hate those stupid glasses and anyone who wears them
@ KAREN, LOL I JUST NOTICE THE GUY BEHIND JAY
Hov trying to hide his ring!!!!
aint noting wrong with nigga napps…get lost bossip.
True.Y Black peeps like to hate…dammmmm they look good…sexy beyonce
what’s up with beyonces ponytail in that side shot? What’s up with the pulled back look she’s been sporting period? Don’t know if she’s going for a younger look or a more natural look but she could at least get a good tight looking ponytail.
why does it matter what the fuck he wear on his head? why does it matter what the fuck they look like? TO ME..It appears that they are enjoying one another, and that is good with me! Motherfuckers always look for negative shit to report, and have to rely on their lonely, powdered dounut eating fat wobbly, lonely ass reporters to conquer up something,
GET OVER IT BOSSIP, stop fucking hating on BEYONCE!
Is it me or bossip hates black love sometimes ?
Bey is saying “dam is that my breath?”…jay is saying “dam can’t she smell her breath?”
bossip is fulla haters if bey and jay asked boss to join in the pics they would be cheese up in them too or making shit faces!! its to early in the morning for that crap come on boss!! BLACK LOVE IS GREAT!!!
I’M NOT A FAN OF THOSE 2 NOT REALLY, I ACTUALLY CARE MORE FOR HOV’S MUSIC THAN HIS WIFE,BUT NIGGA NAPS COME ON BOSSIP, I’M ABOUT TO STOP TUNING INTO YALL, I’M NOT A NIGGA I’M A BLACK WOMAN SO HERE’S A GIFT FOR YOU THIS MORNING(STFU)!!!
The Carters,Smiths and Obamas is what American need!
Jazi…your comment was funny though!!!!
“And why does Jay-Z insist on walking around with those n*gga naps in his head and those bookworm glasses on?”
___________________________________________
BOSSIP! STOP WRITING THINGS LIKE “N*GGA NAPS” WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVEY? I COULD MOS DEF UNDERSTAND IF YOU SAY HE NEEDS TO SHAVE HIS HEAD BECAUSE IT LOOKS UNKEMPT…BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT STANDARD ARE WE TRYING TO LIVE UP TO? MAYBE HE LIKES HIS NATURAL HAIR AND DOESN’T FEEL LIKE HE WANTS TO HAVE IT FRESHLY FADED AND CLOSELY CROPPED. SLAVE TERMS PERPETUATED BY BLACK PEOPLE IS NOT COOL ANY DAY………..I’M PRETTY SURE MOST OF Y’ALL WHO WRITE THESE STORIES ARE WHITE, LATINO AND OTHER, AND THANK YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN THAT YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO SAY THAT IN OUR FACE, DOWN THE STREET BECAUSE YOU SHO WOULD CATCH HELL. I HATE STUPID PEOPLE…
BEYONCE IS GORGEOUS AS USUAL…EVEN ON HER OFF DAYS!
Q-Tip’s layin’ back with a natural-looking lil’ mama… I like that…
Maybe they saw all those queens on you tube danceing to single ladies
It’s good to see them together. Bey looks very pretty in these pics but does she own a pair of sneakers? I never see her in flats.
Nevermind Jay Z.. Look at the dude in back of him with the shiner under his eye. Dayummm !!
i see jay-z wearing his ring thats good…. also is that the lady from young in the restless?
sitting with Q-tip?
nigga naps? Oh you mean proper hair….sorry had to lose a few IQ points to git down witcha.
OOPS, I FORGOT TO SAY GOOD MORNING BOSSIP. HOW ‘BOUT A NICE CUP OF SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Did anyone notice the dude in the background with the busted eye and lip?
Hatin’ Ass Bossip strikes again….smh…..
They Love Eachother And They Look So Happy.. They Aint Perfect, Not Suprisin They Makin Those Facial Expresssionx, Afterall they just people. Some Of You Dont Need To Make An Ugly Expresssion Coz U Woz Born Fugly Anyway.. Haters Keep Hatin Its Your Job.lol Go Bey and Jay U Guys Are One Of A Kind..xx
“Bey is saying “dam is that my breath?”…jay is saying “dam can’t she smell her breath?
lol………
There’s nothing wrong with his hair…..I love his rugged look….
man, that white kid got beat down something awful-like….he got beatdown worst than John Mccain did on Election day…..
The dude (in the green) sitting behind Jay Z got beat up (a half-moon shape black eye and a busted lip). I wonder what happened?
@ jas- I concur with you 100%!!! She looks gorgeous! She looks like she’s REALLY happy and she’s glowing!! I love them together although the majority of the time, he’s not very easy on the eyes!!!
So what. Can we please have a whole month with no Jay and Bey posts. Lets try that.
I bet $10 there will be over 1000 comments about this post.
Looks like a happy couple chillin.
Bossip must not know…Beyonce is taking the entire month of December off, so she’s says.
What will the blogs report on then?
Instead of Britney Watch like E! was doing, they’re going to have a Beyonce Watch…Day 1, Day 2, Day 3….
We need a break from her & she needs a break – a vacation will do her some good.
More than likely they’ll go out of the country. Lol, no pics for Bossip – they’re not international w/their ish.
The only thing I hate is when people wear fake glasses, I hate those new specs everybody are wearing – I don’t like those glasses.
Beyonce to Seventeen Mag about wearing designer black-rimmed fake specs “These glasses make me look smart.”
How can people feel smart just by wearing glasses when they look stupid?
Geek chic is a trend that needs to pass quickly.
Beautiful couple! They seem very much in love and that’s wonderful! @atxchick I don’t think that’s Victoria Rowell but she looks a lot like her.
F**k You Bossip! Nothing is wrong with his natural hair. U r self-hating black folks. SMDH!!!!
and there goes that guy from soul food the series…
Eventhough Jay Z is so damn ugly, I think him Bey make a cute couple. She looks great of course and you can tell she’s not wearing any makeup.
WHO GIVE A DAME ABOUT BEY AND JAY-Z I HOPE THAT THE CAV WON THAT NIGHT. JAY-Z WENT CLAWING BACK TO BEY WHAT A SHM THEY ARE STILL NOT MARRYED WHAT A FAKE COUPLE.
F**k You Bossip! U r self-hating black folks. SMDH!!!!
I agree the N_gga Naps statement was broad, racist and uncalled for. If he wants to grow his hair out and do the kinky, that’s HIS business. Not everyone believes in processed perms and marcel irons to straighten the hair. I am pretty glad Beyonce decided to leave the wigs at home last night. She looks better natural to me without the ridiculous make-up, fused wigs and the humping and pumping all over the stage. She looks like someone’s wife here.
@mzsweetface: you know i asked the same question and i got jump on by the bloggers… but for real does she own a pair of kicks…
NUBIAN WE NEEDA HAVE A SPECIAL DAY TOIDAY GIVE US A THEME SO THE GRAVIES CAN CHANGE
“n*gga naps”?!?! Bossip/whomever wrote this should really be ashamed, how ignorant do you sound? This is so inappropriate. I know you all attempt to write witty headlines and try really hard to be funny, but this is downright ridiculous!!! And trust me, this has nothing to do with the fact that I wear my hair natural, but everything to do with you all perpetuating self-hate/degradation, and feeding negative connotations tied to chemical-free hair. WTH is the difference between you all and Don Imus?!?!?! SMDH
BTW, the glasses on Jay are a tad bit goofy.
The expressions are hilarious…but check out the gentleman in the background…are they at a Hockey game? Because ole-boi sitting directly behind Jay is all busted up! hahahaha
To the bossip Bitch writer who said nigga naps, let me just say this, that was really a slave trait from you if you are of african descent.
If a black man isn’t walking around wearing a whole bunch of dumb shyt around his neck then he’s a goof ball or a nerd?….well shouldn’t more black men be nerds and goofy then? evidently it pays well.
All these other broke but trying to look like ballers has played out.
BOSSIP U DISAPPOINT ME with your editorial ignorance and stupidity.
Cracker hair doesn’t have melalin in it. go and pet your dog and you wont be able to tell the difference. Don’t make me go full metal jacket racial on you.
Forget Jay and Bey, what I wanna know is why is Spike Lee consistently rocking highwaters?????
I don’t like the glasses but his “do” is not a problem. And “nigga naps” bossip you are really out of order with that shit.
That’s not an expression on Jay’s face… that’s just his face.
And is there some kind of campaign against natural hair going on? Just curious.
OSHIE LETS GET A THEME TODAY SO WE CAN CHANGE OUR GRAVIES
His glasses are silly and he’s not the best looking guy but there is nothing wrong with is hair.
Damn Joey B I been wantin to tell u for a long time but damn u a fine ass nigga damn nigga I wanna smash
@ Joey B: Damn Joey B I been wantin to tell u for a long time but damn u a fine ass nigga damn nigga I wanna smash
OH MY TIM TIM ARE YOU GAY?
@ Tim Tim: me 2 my nig dat nigga look like he kno how 2 suck a good dick u c his mouth is already full on dat gravatar pic
Jay-Z is not the best looking dude in the world so the last thing he should do is make a spectacle of himself. As far as Nigga Naps that was pretty harsh bossip but he should cut that ish off immediatly because it just looks badd. Beyonce on the other hand never takes that wig off don’t be confused it’s just glued to head and jelled down nice and tight because if you saw her with out it I don’t think you would be hollaring she’s so beautiful and I’m sure she don’t the first thing about a basketball game, just sitting there looking stupid.
OH MY RAY JA YOU GOT FRUITY PEBBLES TOO?
uh jiggah? kanye just called and said…
“STOP BITIN’ MY STYLE, YO!”
word.
The erkle look is back! Give Pharell credit for this dumb ass new look.
@ OH LAWDY: Naw I don’t think I’m gay I ain’t never liked guys be4 I just can’t help stop looking at dis nigga Joey B 4 some reason that nigga fine as shit man I don’t know what tha fuck is wrong wit me
Alllllready then lawdy, whats the theme du jours?
oh my come on with that gay shyt first thing in the mornin…..
@ RAY J: Now I ain’t gon’ take it that far ma dude
I can’t think of anything good…
@ PURPLE: Hate it or love it but I can’t help but only b me
Beyonce is mad average looking, IMHO.
Can you be you in private then…just askin…
@ Everyone: I’m about to pop 2 heavy duty opiates, so watch out!
Self hating much, Bossip?
@ Purpple: I appreciate the discussion we had yesterday it was good convo and I have nothing against you – you’re a smart cookie, toots!
Forget them! What happened to that po’ chil’ behind Jay-Z? He looks like he ran head-on into some whoopin’!
Jay-Z is one ugly ass guy!!!
lol@Oshie, O-4sho, No hard feelings at all and nothing personal…nevadat. I respect ur mind….
And I like your socks 2
I’m more concerned with the kid sitting directly behind Jay. He must have gotten out of pocket with somebody and they opened up a can on him.
YALL NEED TO STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE. LOL AT BOSSIP. HOW MANY OF YALL WOULD WALK AROUND LIKE THAT WITHOUT GETTING THAT SH*T CUT OFF OR PRESSED OR PERMED? GTFOHWTBS! THEY LOOK CUTE THO. I HAPPEN TO LIKE NIGGA NAPS.
wow bossip…
More NEWS PEOPLE
They are still pushing for her to perform at the Inauguration. This is an event where the next President of the U.S. takes his oath to protect and serve our country.
Beyonce said (I’m not quoting that girl) that she wants to perform at the Inauguration of Barack Obama. The NERVE of her! She thinks she will permote her sex filled album by singing at the inauguration of our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama.
And HOW DARE HER continue to use President-Elect Barack Obama youngest beautiful daughter name “Sasha” to promote her delusional retarded AltoEgo self. That girl is a Disgrace.
A more Appropriate name for her would be “Swaggerjacker Fierce”
She’s Always Volunteering for Spotlights, when no one asked her.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!!!
Bush and Beyounce time has officially Expired. I Refuse to let this girl ruin this day for me as well as many others b/c I plan on being there standing proud. We are not taking any chances with that girl.
If you Oppose of Beyonce performing at the Inauguration,
PLEASE HELP SIGN THE PETITION BELOW
This will keep her from singing at such a momentous and history making event.
We only need 1000 signatures & were almost there than we can pass to congress,
Thank you for your support
We also need to band her from playing Miss Eartha Kitt, who is a living legend and icon, and we need an experienced person to portray Miss Kitt. Beyonce does not come close to being anything like Miss Kitt. There are other well experienced actresses out there who would be excellent for this part for example “Halle Berry” etc. She is So Angry Ms. Hudson won an Oscar, that she doesn’t know what to do with herself now.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE HER GARBAGE ANY LONGER !!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
If you Oppose of Beyonce from portraying Eartha Kitt.
PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION BELOW
Thankyou for yr support, your help is greatly appreciated!
Who jacked the boy behind them? Daaaammmmnnnn!!!
Oh, and peep how the white chick on the left looks disgusted to be sitting next to those two filthy rich black folks. lol
I need to know are they really married?? I never see her with her ring on…he wears his…is she ashamed to be married to the camel or what…I need answers!
Lebron is such a sellout. When he comes back to Clevland they should boo his ass.
wow bossip n*gga naps though?
if some white person said that ya’ll would be all over it. stupid racist blog!
Lawdy stop working and entertain me this instant!
You know that corporate pencil pushing can wait!!!
BOYCOTT BOSSIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SELF HATING BLACK FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess the writers at Bossip and Don Imus have something in common.
q-tip with a date i was thinkin dat nicca was gay ain’t insulting still lovin a tribe…
@ JOEY B: Holla at me my nig got my pic up now using my new email address
the messy hair is in huh?? i see kanye on Letterman and 106 with the frizz. Polo da don and really got those frames as the “it.” Spikes gonna love the knicks always, they’ll get a chip by the time Obama gets outta of office. heard it here first
HEY OSH KOSH!! HEY OH LAWDY!! AFIYAH!!
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THAT BOSSIP IS WRONG FOR USING THE TERM “NIGGA NAPS”, DOES IT SURPRISE YOU? LIKE SERIOUSLY, WHAT OTHER SITE CAN YOU GO TO AND SEE BLACK PEOPLE REFERRING TO THEIR OWN KIND AS COONS/TAR BABIES AND SUCH?
the man a few rows behind Q and his wifey seems to have all of his attention. the lady does look Mrs. Obamaish; noble
WHAT UP OSHIE I AM AMAZED THAT TIMTIM IS TRYING TO GET JOEY TO GIVE HIM SOME HEAD: @ TIMTIM YOU MAY WANNA RETHINK YOUR GRAVIE IF YOU TRYING TO GET A HOOK UP THAT AINT CUTE BOOBOO!
BOSSIP, YOU IDIOTS. YOU BLOCKED MY COMMENT. DONT WANT NOBODY TELLING ON YOUR WACK AZZES DO YOU. @^#%^$&*
Truthbtold… what website is that?
….I dont see anything wrong with his hair(oh yhea fuck you bossip), but them glasses are a big no no. I dont know who told him he could pull that shit off.
AHHH, I SEE. NOW I HAVE TO REALLY SPLIT IT UP
BOSSIP
is jay pregnant he looks fat
IS RUN
F*CK U BOSSIP!!!!
I say block this site from you computers, visit google to see how to block a site from your computer, it does nothing for us, their name terminolgies are ridiculous, a few of my friends have already. it does nothing to your lives.
RUN=RAN BY A
BLACK WOMAN
SELF HATERS! F*CK U BOSSIP!!!
BOYCOTT BOSSIP!!!!! Teach them a lesson!!!
NOW THAT I’VE GOTTEN THAT OUT OF THE WAY, SINCE YOU WANT TO BLOCK PEOPLE AND WHAT NOT. THEY THINK THIS TYPE OF IGNORANCE IS COMMENDABLE. THEY ENCOURAGE IT. NOW DONT YOU BOSSIP? DONT YOU ENCOURAGE SOME OF YOUR POSTERS TO SAY IGNORANT SELF HATING THINGS TO ONE ANOTHER? THATS WHY YOU WANT TO BLOCK MY COMMENT. IGNANT SUCKERS.
@ OH LAWDY: Quit hatin’ yeah it might not be cute 2 u
I’ve been more shocked by other things bossip has posted. I.e. I find the term “coonery” to be like WOW offensive. But I’ve heard black people around me say shit like this all the time referring to people’s hair. Doesn’t mean it’s right, just not surprising.
truthbtold,
you sound foolish as hell….
if anybody is a disgrace, it would be you. now go sit yo five dollar ass, ole hating ass, non spelling ass, i wish i could get rid of Bey, but she just wont go away ass down some where right damn now, and don’t get up until i tell you to!!!!
Lawdy you R killing me… LMGDAO
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO POST STORIES FOR BOSSIP AND WHO ARE IN CONTROL, LOOK LIKE. SORRY PEICES OF NOTHING. REFERRING TO THE THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO AS “COONERY”. BUT AS SOON AS SOMEONE IN THE MEDIA COMES ALONG AND CALLS BLACK PEOPLE OUT OF THEIR NAME, OR REFERS TO THEM WITH RACIST TERMINOLOGY, BOSSIP WILL BE THE FIRST ONES TO CALL THEM A RACIST, OR BIGGOT. WASNT BOSSIP THE SAME WACK AZZES THAT JUMPED ON LYNDSEY LOHAN FOR REFERRING TO OBAMA AS “COLORED”? HOW IRONIC…..
@ TIMTIM NO BOO BOO NOT CUTE AT ALL QUEENIE!! AND FYI JOEY IS VERY STR8!!
Oshie, i love the status in the gravie….bossip always wants to talk about nothing. how about this one: “bossip is a hatin’ ass blog site that are full of bullsh__!!!” Discuss.
OK OSHIE AND SXY WHAT YALL THINK ABOUT TIMTIM?? PLEASE ANSWER ASAP!!! IN THE WORDS OF CELIE ON THE COLOR PURPLE “YOU SHO IS UGLY!!!”
@OSHIE
I’ve been more shocked by other things bossip has posted. I.e. I find the term “coonery” to be like WOW offensive. But I’ve heard black people around me say shit like this all the time referring to people’s hair. Doesn’t mean it’s right, just not surprising.
___________________________________________________
THANK YOU!! THATS EXACTLY WHAT I’M SAYING!! AND ALOT OF THESE “POSTERS” WILL LAUGH AT THE SH*T LIKE ITS FUNNY. BUT WANT TO CALL EVERY ONE ELSE RACIST. QUICK TO CALL ONE OF THEIR OWN KIND A TAR BABY, OR COON, OR JUNGLE BUNNY, OR PORCH MONKEY. AND WILL HAVE OTHERS LAUGHING AT IT. BUT WILL BE THE FIRST TO CALL ANOTHER RACE BIGGOT. GTFOH. ONLY ON BOSSIP, I SWEAR ONLY ON BOSSIP.
LOL thanks OSHIE, soccer socks are the BIZNESS! my favorites, plus they sexy when you take your shoes off!!!
LOOKIN LIKE A BROKE ASS YING YANG TWIN!!
@ OH LAWDY: GET THA FUKK OUT OF HERE HO I AIN’T NO MUTHAFUCKIN QUEEN I’M A FUCKIN THUG, AND U DON’T KNOW JOEY PERSONALLY U JUS LIKE ME U ONLY C WHAT HE POSTS ON HERE I CAN DO THAT AND NOBODY WILL STILL KNO I GOT A CRUSH ON DIS NIGGA
@OH LAWDY
BEHAVE!!(snickering) QUITE FRANKLY, I THINK THAT THE TIM TIM CHARACTER IS NOT EVEN A REAL POSTER.
@ OH LAWDY: DAS WASSUP BE A HATA AND TALK ABOUT ME IT’S ALL GOOD I DON’T GIVE A FUKK BOUT U BITCH I’M AFTER DIS NIGGA JOEY B
SXY CHECK YOUR MAIL!!
@ tim tim & ray j—->>>> i got luv for gay people,,but the only men who’ll ever touch my body is the paramedics,,the mortician and God.
ARE YOU THE YIN OR THE YANG
LOL WHAT UP NINA Neen
HAHAHAHAH I TOLD YOU JOEY IS STR8 AND HOW YOU KNOW I DONT KNOW HIM YOU DAMN HOMOTHUG!!
LMAO @ JOEY
but the only men who’ll ever touch my body is the paramedics,,the mortician and God.
DEAD
LOOKIN LIKE SOMEBODY FLIPPED A DAMN BOWL OF SPAGHETTI OVER YOUR DAM HEAD, CUT THEM NOODLES OFF YOUR SCALP NICCA!!
GOING NOW OH LAWDY
@ DA HORSE GIRL: OKAY I JUST POSTED A FAKE POST ON HERE WITH A FAKE ASS PIC, MAN GET DA HELL ON GIRL, I AIN’T GOT SHYT 2 HIDE, I AINT GOT NO FAM, I’M AN ONLY CHILD, I’M 24, GOT MY OWN HOUSE, CAR, AND MAKE GOOD MONEY I DON’T GIVE A FUKK WHAT NOBODY THINK BOUT ME, THAT’S WHY I’M A REAL ASS NIGGA 2 SHOW MY MUTHUFUCKIN FACE
SXY JOEY FLATLINES ME ON THAT ONE!!!
Tim Tim: What color foundation are you wearing?
Purpple: I wear my soccer socks with a plaid mini skirt and mary janes. For some reason the ladies at work don’t like it.
LOL@”im after this dis nigga joey”
Daym Tim Tim your on a mission…
@ JOEY B: DAMN MAN U A FUKKIN GOOD LOOKING ASS NIGGA I DON’T KNO WHAT DA FUCK WRONG WIT ME BUT DAMN NIGGA U LOOK GOOD CUZ REMIND ME OF SOMEBODY
ALRIGHT TIM TIM TELL THAT NIGGA TO PUT A RING ON IT THEN!!!
Hey, Do you Oshie, wear them bytches with a burlap bag and rebook classics, if you like it i love it.LOL
OSHIE ITS MEDIUM BROWN!!
OH LAWDY!!!!
LOOKIN LIKE SOMEBODY FLIPPED A DAMN BOWL OF SPAGHETTI OVER YOUR DAM HEAD, CUT THEM NOODLES OFF YOUR SCALP NICCA!!
____________________________________________
Oh my fuggin goodness, I just had a hernia
@ OH LAWDY: C’MON BITCH LEAVE ME DA FUKK ALONE IF U AIN’T JOEY B, GET DA FUCK ON DATS DA ONLY NIGGA I’M TRYNA TALK 2 RITE NOW ERR BODY ELSE GET DA FUCK ON
ID KILL FOR THESE GRAVATARS NOT TO BLOCKED AT WORK TODAY!!!!!
@JOEY B: YOU IS FINE THOUGH.. DONT HAVE TO WORRY BOUT ME CAUSE IM A WOMEN STRAIGHT UP… BUT YOU IS FINE…
DEAD DEAD DEAD @ OH LAWDY’S EMAIL
GIRL I JUST GOT MY FIRST LAUGH OF THE EFFING DAY!! THAT FOOL KNEW EVERY FREAKIN MOVE!!
PURPLE GIRL YOU ARE NOT MISSING MUCH THIS FOOL LOOK LIKE THE KIND TO STEAL YOU PANTIES AND WEAR THEM THE NEXT DAY GIRL, CUZ THEY FEEL GOOD ON HIS SKIN!!!
SXY IS THAT FUNNY OR WHAT!!
sxy, fwd it to me please mamacita!
@ Purpple: These bitches at work also don’t like it when I pull my pigtails and sing Hit Me Baby One More Time in the breakroom, but they’re just jealous!
@OH LAWDY
GIRL, THAT IS NOT A REAL POSTER I’M TELLING YOU!! LMAO. THAT FOOL DONE STOLE SOMEBODIES PHOTO AND IS ON HERE LOOKING FOR A RISE OUT OF A FEW OF US.
@tim tim—>>>> i promise if i could,i’d hit you right in your heart with a baseball bat
@OSH
FOWARDING NOW…YOU ARE GOING TO ROLL!! LMAO
im just saying NO ONE GOES HARDER THAN BEYONCE, SHE KEEPS SPANKS ON AT ALL TIMES, EVEN WITH JEANS AND PANTS, MANNNN!!!
HAHAHAHAHA JOEY!!!! STAB HIS ASS LIKE A VAMPIRE!!!
Bossip is a piece of shit blog. Wonder what the fuck ya’ll look like. Stop JOCKING JAY Z & B bitches!
i promise if i could,i’d hit you right in your heart with a baseball bat
I AM LITERALLY COMOTOSED WITH LAUGHTER!! I HAVE ACTUAL TEARS STREAMING OUT OF MY MOTHER FREAKIN EYES. I CANT EVEN TYPE STRAIGHT…OMG
@ TIM TIM: AW CUZ ITZ LIKE THAT MAN DAT SHIT AIN’T KOOL HOMIE I’M JUS KEEPIN’ IT REAL…I PROMISE IF I CULD I’D HIT, LEAVE U WIT A BABY AND NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT – LMFAO
lma0 jayz do look like a camel real talk wut wuz day lookn at tho
@ Tim Tim: don’t talk to yourself sweetie, not cute, like your hair.
TIMTIM ARE YOU SPEAKING TO YOURSELF AGAIN?
@ ATX CHICK: NAW ITZ ALL GOOD I FUCK WOMEN 2, I GOT A LIL DAUGHTER AND A MEAN ASS BABY MOMMA, I AIN’T NEVER ACTUALLY FUCKED A NIGGA
OSH I JUST SENT IT TO YOU FROM MY AOL ADDRESS.
DEAR CEO OF BOSSIP,
You had OBAMA this and OBAMA that, saying “yes we can”!!! But then you turn around and continue to degrade and put our black people down… trying to set us back!!! You should make a post on how fucked up your “so called” Gossip blog business is being ran. I bet it get over 10,000 comments. Enough said!!!
This message was approved by every blogger
Hey sxyQ… blowin kisses at ya
Bossip you all are stupid!
You call Jay-Z’s hair Nigga Naps. Is he supposed to have a konk like Katt Williams? In the age of Obama you are still on some Black self hate shit. How fuckin sad and brainwashed you all are.
Bossip you should be ashamed of yourselves. Why are you hating on nappy hair. We are what God made us. We are not white or asian with natural straight hair. Stop hating on our African American heritage!! Shame on you!
JOEY BISHOP: LMFAO! AW CUZ ITZ LIKE THAT MAN DAT SHIT AIN’T KOOL HOMIE I’M JUS KEEPIN’ IT REAL…I PROMISE IF I CULD I’D HIT, LEAVE U WIT A BABY AND NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT – LMFAO
LMFAO YA’LL I WAS READING A MESSAGE SOMEBODY SENT ME ON MESSENGER WIT MY NAME ON IT SO I STARTED TYPING MY NAME LMFAO!
PURPPLE
ID KILL FOR THESE GRAVATARS NOT TO BLOCKED AT WORK TODAY!!!!!
________________________________________________
Hey Purp, whuts good girl!!! they got my shit blocked too…. oh well fuck em’…lol
i couldn’t just sit there and watch tha game if i knew beyonce n JayZ wuz right in front of me tho
nigga napz 4real l0l
HEY SEEN YOU SWEET HANDSOME THANNNNNNGGGG YOU!! LOL
(blowing kisses right back)
ON MY KNEES …DEAR LAWD, PLEASE HELP TIM TIM CUZ HE CONFUSED, HE LIKE JOEY BUT JOEY LIKES WOMEN. MAYBE HIS BABY MAMMA DONE DID HIM WRONG. BUT I TOLD HIM TO STOP STEALING HER DRAWS. THAT MAKES US ANGRY TO COME HOME AND FIND OUR MEN IN OUR THONGS. AMEN OH AND IF JOEY STAB HIM LIKE A VAMPIRE IT IS IN SELF DEFENSE! AMEN AGAIN
sxyQ
Osh
purp
OH LAWDY!
ATXChick(thank u)
—->>>> lol goodlookin on that madness,,and for that i LOVE yall!
LMAOOO, that first pic is GREAT!!!!!
But fugg that, Bey & Jay are doin it BIGGER then any other couple out there..
They could careless what Bossip, or anyone else for that matter thinks!!!
Hope you all have a blessed Holiday!!!
STOP IT OH LAWDY!! LOL. YOU GONNA GET ME INTO TROUBLE ROUND HERE.
THROWING MY PANTIES AT SEEN…HEY BOOO!!!
I love nappy hair, aint shit wrong with it. A nice ass nappy fro with a edge up… hella sexy
JOEY B: MAN C DAWG U AIN’T BEIN REAL NIGGA, LET A NIGGA SHOW U SUM NEW SHIT DAWG DIS SHIT AIN’T MADNESS, LET A NIGGA SHOW U SUM REAL SHIT CUZ FUCK THESE FAKE ASS STAN BITCHES ON HERE BOI
JOEY SHOULD I REPEAT MY PRAYER FOR TIM TIM! CUZ I SEE YOU PUTTING THE GARLIC ROUND YOUR NECK!!
SWEET CHEEKS BABY CAKES!! I’M AT THE IHOP WAITING FOR YOU! YOU KNOW WE GOTS TO HIT THE CLUB TOMMOROW!!
@JOEY,
AND WE LUV YOU BACK MY DUDE!! WE KNOW EVERYBODY AINT WITH THAT DOOKIE CHUTE CRAP. EVEN IF THE FOOL IS PLAYIN. SOME FOLKS DONT PLAY LIKE THAT. AND THATS FOR REAL.
Damn he looks stupid with those glasses on. Thats shit aint cool, if he had no money and had to wear that shit he knows he would look and feel like an asshole. Well he still looks it, if your rich and want to wear stupid shit…cool your rich, but your gonna get laughed at by us po common folk.
YA’LL RIGHT, BOSSIP WRONG FOR WRITING DIS SHIT BOUT BLACK FOLKS USING THE SAME WORDS WE GO AGAINST WHITE FOLKS 4 USING AND BE DA FIRST ONES TO SAY “YES WE CAN” REFERRING TO OBAMA AND DEN DEY TURN ROUND AND DEGRADE US…FUCKIN HYPOCRITES!
I AM FIXIN TO GET ON MY KNEES AGAIN AND PRAY…DEAR LAWD,
(snatchin oh lawdy’s drawlls from seen and tossing them back at her) I LOVE YOU WIT ALL MY HEART LAWDY, BUT YOU KNOW I DONT SHARE MY MENS!! BACK UP!! LOL
TO LATE HE WAS SNIFFIN EM ALREADY!
@ SOME OF YA’LL: IT’S JUST AMAZING HOW SUM OF YA’LL SO WORRIED BOUT DA SHIT I’M WRITING, U OH LAWDY AND DAT HORSE GIRL WHEN I’M NOT WRITIN ANYTHING SAYING ANYTHING NEGATIVE 2 YA’LL, DIS SHIT BETWEEN ME AND JOEY AND YA’LL IN DA SHIT
YA’LL TALKN SHIT BOUT HOW I LOOK AND ALL DAT BUT WHY U CARE SO MUCH? LET JOEY SAY SHIT TO ME, HE A GROWN ASS MAN, HE DON’T NEED NO CO-SIGNING FROM SUM BOSSIP HOES
TIM TIM,(or whoever you really are) KEEP IT REAL MY FRIEND. IF THE MAN ALREADY TOLD YOU HE DONT GET DOWN LIKE THAT, THEN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP MESSAGING HIM? FOR REAL OR FOR PLAY, DONT YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE GET HURT LIKE THAT? YOU SHOULD CHILL OUT. SERIOUSLY.
I am convinced, Black on Black hate is dominant in this country, Bossip your comment about nappy hair says it all!! Why is it Asais, Hispanics, Jews and Whites stick together but blacks do not?! Shame!
@ SOME OF YA’LL: IT’S JUST AMAZING HOW SUM OF YA’LL SO WORRIED BOUT DA SHIT I’M WRITING, U OH LAWDY AND DAT HORSE GIRL WHEN I’M NOT WRITIN ANYTHING SAYING ANYTHING NEGATIVE 2 YA’LL, DIS SHIT BETWEEN ME AND JOEY AND YA’LL IN DA SHIT
YA’LL TALKN SHIT BOUT HOW I LOOK AND ALL DAT BUT WHY U CARE SO MUCH? LET JOEY SAY SHIT TO ME, HE A GROWN ASS MAN, HE DON’T NEED NO CO-SIGNING FROM SUM BOSSIP HOES
JOEY LIKE PUSSY@!!
YOUR FIRST HOMO CRUSH WENT DOWN THE DRAIN!!!
& FOR THE RECORD TIM TIM, YOU CAN SCROLL UP AND OR DOWN, AND YOU WONT FIND A COMMENT FROM ME ADDRESSING HOW YOU LOOK. CAUSE I COULD CARE LESS. I’M JUST SAYING, YOU MAD FOWARD WITH YOUR “ADVANCES”.
Damn is that Chloe Sevigny sitting next to jay?
@TIM TIM—>>>> you fruity ass nigga fall back..im about to go somewhere,so while im gone,anything else you gotta say will be goin straight into the TRASH,ya dig!
Oh my gosh these pills got me feeling so good, seen come rub my back daddy!
If nigga naps can get yall that mad..I need for each one of you who are complaining to never log onto Bossip again! Its that simple.
Sign….A Black Woman.
Its time to just get over some shit! Geez
Heeey Joey…no problemo…that shyt came way outta left field.
Nina they dont want us to have no daym fun!
****in my dude from the 5 heartbeats voice***
I GOTS TA FIGHT EVERY NIGHT TO PROVE MY LOVE!!
BACK OFF OSHIE!! LMAO
DID YOU GET MY EMAIL?
OMG oshie is are crazy shit i think i just got one by laughing so hard.
OH LAWDY!!!!
LOOKIN LIKE SOMEBODY FLIPPED A DAMN BOWL OF SPAGHETTI OVER YOUR DAM HEAD, CUT THEM NOODLES OFF YOUR SCALP NICCA!!
____________________________________________
Oh my fuggin goodness, I just had a hernia
@sxyQ
I caught that kiss!! and rub it all over my body… lol
@Oh Lawdy
man these panties smell good!!! lol
@whats her name… oh yeah… Oshie
lol. Wasup homegirl!!! you still my favorite even though Im not on here like that anymore
Is that Kate Hudson next to them???
TIM TIM is it true that men are better at sucking dick?
I mean it makes sense, they know what they like I guess.
How does it feel to have hairy balls on your chin?
@ TIM TIM: YEAH NIGGA WHATEVA MAN I C HOW U WANNA DO A NIGGA
So what’s going on Bossip…
DID THE OWNER OF BOSSIP COME IN TO PAY US A VISIT? LOL
IF SO, THEN TO YOU I SAY THIS, WE STILL THINK YOUR BLOG IS RUN OFF OF SELF HATRED TYPE FOOLISHNESS. ANY QUESTIONS?
@ JOEY B: DAMN DID DAT SHIT AGAIN (READING WHILE TYPING) BUT YEAH NIGGA HOLLA AT ME CUZ I AIN’T GIVIN UP ON U BOI
@ whatshisname: I’m going to give you such a spanking… just as soon as sxyQ turns her head… don’t worry sxy, I was doing it for research!!!
LMFAO… SHUT UP OSHIE!!
SEEN YOU SO FRESH. LMAO. WHAT YOU DOING ANYWAY?
Oshie – I’m White. Discuss.
TIM TIM is it true that men are better at sucking dick?
I mean it makes sense, they know what they like I guess.
How does it feel to have hairy balls on your chin?
——————————–
Men are better….plus if a man is doing another one then they might have their hair cut on their ballsack…
AMEN- addressing Lawdy prayer…
Tim Tim
@ TIM TIM: YEAH NIGGA WHATEVA MAN I C HOW U WANNA DO A NIGGA
_________________________________________
Why are you talking to yourself you silly bitch?
@ SxyQ ~ Hey mama!!!!!! GIRL, bump IHOP, im ready for a Thanksgiving feast!!! Being prepared by OH Lawdy, hopefully her evil ways dont leak into my food!!!! LOL
HEY OH LAWDY!!!!!
@ATX CHICK YOU LIKE THAT HUH!! GOT YALL PRAYING ONB BOSSIP THIS MORNING!!
i really hope TIM TIM IS PLAYING cause that shit is scary….
Joey B: Your welcome… i will protect you from this man rapist.
HEY SWEETS I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOU ASS CANT COME JUST BRING THAT CUTE LIL FELLER OVER AND I WILL FEED HIM YOUR PORTION@!!
LOL@OSHIE WITH THE WHOLE BALLS ON THE CHIN THING.
HEYYYYYY MRS!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
@SWEET CHEECKS
I’VE BEEN WORKING ON A REMEDY FOR OH LAWDY’S COMICAL EVIL. I’M PUTTING THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON IT AS WE SPEAK. LOL
@ LAWDY: Like I said AmEN, TiM TIM needs the prayer trying to attack a man that digs only women… i think we should all hold hands and form a circle around tim tim and pray
@sxyQ—>>> LOL you a mess
@Oshie—>>> LOL handle yo buisness
i got luv for gay people tho..it just get on my nerves when these gay niggas come at me..tim tim aint real,its a down low nigga hiding behind the scenes an shit..it might be Hannibal,lol jokin.
@ OSHIE: U JUS WANT MY ATTENTION SO BAD SILLY UGLY ASS BITCH, BUT U AIN’T FINE ENUFF U GOT DAT FAKE ASS PIC UP THUR CUZ YO BIG, FAT, BIG CHEESEBURGER EATING ASS 2 FUCKIN UGLY 2 SHOW YO FACE, GET THA FUCK ON BITCH 4 I FUKK U IN DA ASS AND SKEET MY
FUCKIN NUT ALL OVER YO HAIR LIKE SHAMPOO THEN NUT IN YO EYES TIL U GO BLIND…
DIE HARD BITCH, WITH A SICK MUTHUFUCKIN DICK
Purpple…. Wanna hear a joke? since we cant see this funny gravies…
SHHHH JOEY I AM PRAYING FOR TIM TIM
Joey B: Your welcome… i will protect you from this man rapist.
___________________________________________________
LOL. SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE THINK THAT CRAP IS A JOKE. BUT I KNOW YA’LL REMEMBER THAT EPISODE OF JENNY JONES WHERE THEY TOLD HOMEBOY HE HAD A SECRET ADMIRER AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE A DUDE (XY CHROMOSOME THAT IS..LOL). AND HOMIE GOT MAD AND OFFED HIS AZZ. NO B.S, SOME PEOPLE DONT PLAY THAT MESS!!
I WANN AHEAR THE JOKE
@ATXChick—>>>> LOL! cool
lol, yeah NINA you know im up for a good one…
YALL GONNA C TIM TIM STORY ON THE FIRST 48
@ SOME OF YA’LL NIGGAS: WHY DA FUCK YA’LL KEEP SAYN I AIN’T REAL? LMFAO! YA’LL DON’T BELIEVE A NIGGA BOLD ENUFF 2 SAY WHAT’S ON HIS MIND, LIKE I SAID I’M A GROWN DAMN MAN, I AIN’T GOT NUTTIN 2 BE ASHAMED OF WHO DA FUCK GON STOP ME? JUS CUZ YA’LL NIGGAS ALL SHY AND SHIT ON DA FUCKIN INTERNET DON’T MEAN ERR BODY LIKE THAT…WHO DA FUCK SCARE ME? NO MUTHUFUCKIN BODY. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT NONE OF YA’LL BITCHES THINK, I’M AS REAL AS THEY CUM
@ SxyQ ~ Send it to me when you find it, I’ll sprinkle it in her food!!!!!
@ Oh Lawdy ~ Okay you Big Garbage!!!! But he can barely finish his own portion… u know he be wastin food – LOL…
TIM TIM YOUR DING ALING MUST BE SICK YOU TYRING TO RAPE JOEY IN THE DOOKIE SHOOT YOU NASTY LIL MAN WHORE
Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
For the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team..
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative – you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
@OH LAWDY—>>>> lol thanks he need it
@sxyQ—>>>> i remember that,that shit was crazy iza mofo
Lawdy and sxy check your email!
@OH LAWDY
YALL GONNA C TIM TIM STORY ON THE FIRST 48
LMAO
wait, nevermind… hold on
MAN I DON’T NEED SHIT….JOEY B, U A BUSTA NIGGA, I AIN’T MUTHUFUCKIN GAY NIGGA I GET PUSSY ON DA REGULAR I JUST WAS DIGGIN YO PIC
@TIM TIM: go to the corner right now… thats was a ugly way to use the english language how dare you say something like that to OSHIE… dont you know she will get that gravy boat and slap you with it…
@If im a horse….: i was 4 real that shit is scary even though it computer talk that shit is scary… my cousin was on the computer in a chat room and this person kept bothering him and one day he went to the library and that person that was on the computer bothering him actually knew him and followed him and rape him. my cousin had killed himself the following day. this happen like 5 years ago. REAL TALK
@SWEETS
GOT YOU MOMMA! LOL
@JOEY
ME TOO!! THATS WHAT SHOULD LET THESE RE’ RE’S KNOW ITS REAL OUT HERE!!
@OSH
GOING TO CHECK NOW
LMFAOOO…that 2 suspicous bags at the end had me gone.
GOOD ONE NINA! RAISE DENIED!
UM MEN DON DIG OTHER MENS PICTURES AND THEN ASK FOR HEAD! THAT IS NOT NORMAL WE NEED TO TAKE YOU TO CHARTER FOR OBSERVATION!!
the naps comment is outta line, ain’t no better than that nappy headed hoes dude don imus…no wonder so many black people have complexes…
LMAO @ Nina Knows!!!!
Thats GREAT!!!!!!
@ATX CHICK
OMG!! ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT IN THE DAMNED WORLD? SEE, THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD TODAY ARE OFF THEIR DAMNED ROCKER!!
LMAO @ Oh Lawdy ~ Unfortunatley Charter has been close due to Low Funding!!!!
@ ATXCHICK: U RIGHT MY BAD, I DIDN’T WANNA SAY DAT SHIT I JUS COULDN’T HELP MYSELF I’M SICK OF ALL THESE BITCHES ON MY DICK, I AIN’T EVEN TALKN 2 THEM I DON’T WANNA ARGUE I’M JUST TRYNA CONVERSE
@TIM TIM: how you going to digg another MANS photo especially if your a MAN (scratching my weave on that one).
Judging by the expression on their faces …… it looks like someone got dunked on.
PURPPLE…. lol, yhea that’s the part that got me too.
@ OH LAWDY: I DIDN’T ASK 4 HEAD I WANNA HIT BITCH
OSH, CHECK YOUR EMAIL
“Ni@@a naps” Bossip? Really? Put yourself in the coon of the day slot
THATS THE THING TIM TIM YOU TOLD JOEY HOW YOU FELT AND HE DECLIND BUT YOU KEEP EXPRESSING YOU I WANNA FUCK YOU SHIT TO HIM…STOP HE AINT LIKE THAT ACCEPT IT GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT.,…DAYWALKER IS BI AND HE WILL BE HERE SHORTLY!!!
@ ATXCHICK: I DUNNO FEELIN AND TRYING NEW SHIT…MY BABY MOMMA BI-SEXUAL MAYBE I’M TRYING SHIT TOO YA DIG? BUT DON’T GET IT TWISTED, I LUV PUSSY JUS TRYING NEW SHIT
LOL@ATX CHICK SCRATCHING HER WEAVE. GIRL, I’M SCRATCHING THRU MY SCARF..LOL
@TIM TIM: Dont be pushing up on no MAN come on now that shit aint even right… Then turn around and say you get pussy 24-7.
MAN I DON’T NEED SHIT….JOEY B, U A BUSTA NIGGA, I AIN’T MUTHUFUCKIN GAY NIGGA I GET PUSSY ON DA REGULAR I JUST WAS DIGGIN YO PIC
______________________________________________
Um… yeah you’re gay.
Do you still wanna bust a nut in my hair though?
@ OH LAWDY: MOST NICCAS WHO DON’T GET DOWN IN FRONT OF ERR BODY USUALLY DO DECLINE A LOT AT FIRST BUT LIKE ANY DUDE TRYING TO GET A GIRL U B PERSISTENT AND DA SHIT USUALLY PAYS OFF
IF I’M A HORSE I’M A MUH FUGGIN STALLION!! ha haa they just mad cause it’s nothin they can do about it!(sxyQblondie, check properties for confirmation 25eed6db17c91789baebf357555ab0e9?
—————————————–
What up
Tim Tim
@ OH LAWDY: MOST NICCAS WHO DON’T GET DOWN IN FRONT OF ERR BODY USUALLY DO DECLINE A LOT AT FIRST BUT LIKE ANY DUDE TRYING TO GET A GIRL U B PERSISTENT AND DA SHIT USUALLY PAYS OFF
_________________________________________________
Be persistent *writing this down*
LMAO
@if im a horse: i am so serious my cousin Brandon was 21 when that happen he went to MOREHOUSE UNIVERSITY, he was the most respectful man, had a pretty girlfriend and a daughter. that roach did that to him and he just couldnt live that way. he wrote a letter and it said WHY??? I didnt act gay, he said if i stay here in this world I wouldnt be able to be a man.
@TIM TIM: Dont be pushing up on no MAN come on now that shit aint even right… Then turn around and say you get pussy 24-7.
___________________________________________________
YOU KNOW? THE CRAP THAT COMES OUT OF PEOPLES MOUTH THESE DAYS. AINT THAT LIKE SAYING
“I’M RICH AS HELL, BUT I CANT AFFORD THOSE 89 CENT M&M’S”
OR
“I THINK FISH STINKS, BUT I LOVE THE SMELL OF IT”
WTF, COME ON NOW.
@ OSHIE: I AIN’T GAY, I MIGHT BE BI BUT I AIN’T GAY, GAY NIGGAS ONLY WANT MEN, I LOVE PUSSY AND HELL YEAH, I’LL BUST IN YO HAIR AND IN YO FACE AND THEN I WANNA C U SWALLOW IT IN MY FACE AND CHOKE
UM NO YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL
LAWDY DID YOU GET IT THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
@ATX
THATS SOME CRAZY MESS. PEOPLE ARE JUST EVIL!!
@LAWDY: LMAO4R how you just gonna volunteer someone to fuck TIM TIM
WOW
@ HORSE: GO LOOKUP THA DEFINITION OF GAY THEN LOOKUP DA DEF OF BI-SEXUAL DUMB ASS HOES YA’LL ACT SO SMART BUT U REALLY A DUMB ASS
Tim tim: your name is gay, your hair is gay, your foundation is gay, your personality is gay, your sexual orientation is gay, the way that you sleep with men is gay, the way you have anal sex with homosexuals is GAY. YOU ARE GAY!
i was playin damn now daywalker gonna be angry with me!!
SEE, THATS THAT BULL. THATS HOW PEOPLE BE CATCHING THAT As
I
Die
Slowly
I WISH MY MAN WOULD LET ME CATCH HIM ON SOME DOWN LOW ANYTHING!! SOMEBODY WOULD BE COMING WITH THE BAIL MONEY.
Lawdy, wtf, did you get it yet?
@ OSHIE: WELL IF U BELIEVE THAT SHIT DON’T WRITE MY ASS NO MO, LEAVE ME DA FUCK ALONE, I DON’T LIKE WRITING 2 PPL WHO AIN’T REAL ENUFF 2 SHOW THEY PICS THAT’S WHAT I DID AT LEAST LIKE ABOUT JOEY B
@ TIM TIM: I’M WORKIN ON IT YOU SLOW HOMO THUG
@ Oh Lawdy: opps I would say I wont tell nobody else but i already type it and so did you…. lets just not bring it up and maybe daywalker wouldnt read it.
GET IT THRU YOUR LIKE FUCKING SKULL SON, JOEY B IS STR8, HE DONT FUCKING WANT YOUR SPAGHETTI O HAIR HAVIN ASS HE WONT LET YOU FUCK HIM OR SUCK HIM. THANK YOU, HE LOVE THE LADIES OF BOSSIP!!!
UN, TIM TIM, IF YOU POKING PEOPLE IN THE CHUTE, YOU LIKE MEN HONEY. CALL ME WHATEVER YOU LIKE. BUT AN APPLE PIE IS STILL AN APPLE PIE. WITH OR WITHOUT THE CINNAMON. AND A MAN WHO HAS A DESIRE TO SLEEP WITH MEN IS GAY. WITH OR WITHOUT VAJAYJAY ASSISTANCE. NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY, I’M JUST SAYING.
@ OSHIE: GOT U…NAW… MOVE FASTER FAKE BITCH!
@If Im a Horse: BASICALLY girl if i ever catch my man on that shit shit i would do him like that girl did her man off of This Christmas… (baby oil on the floor and wooping the shit out of him everytime he slips) then i prob shot his ass for fucking me everynight.
SxyQ, I’m send it to you since Lawdy is of no use to me today!!! jk Lawdy love you booboo
@ HORSE WOMAN AND OH LAWDY AND ALL YA’LL LAME BTCHES: OKAY LADIES, YA’LL GOT THAT SHIT LIKE I SAID I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT NOBODY SAYS I’M A REAL MUTHUFUCKIN, STREET ASS NIGGA, I DON’T NEED SHIT 4RM YA’LL…I DON’T NEED YO MUTHUFUCKIN APPROVAL, U 2 B COOL WIT ME OR NOTHING, I DON’T CARE NO MO, I’M ONLY TALKN WIT DAT BOI JOEY B, DA REST OF YA’LL FALL DA FUCK BACK…
I AIN’T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT 2 YA’LL BITCHES….
@ timtim: Ain’t nothing fake about me but my tits, which you wouldn’t appreciate being the homo thug that you are.
Tim Tim
@ HORSE WOMAN AND OH LAWDY AND ALL YA’LL LAME BTCHES: OKAY LADIES, YA’LL GOT THAT SHIT LIKE I SAID I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT NOBODY SAYS I’M A REAL MUTHUFUCKIN, STREET ASS NIGGA, I DON’T NEED SHIT 4RM YA’LL…I DON’T NEED YO MUTHUFUCKIN APPROVAL, U 2 B COOL WIT ME OR NOTHING, I DON’T CARE NO MO, I’M ONLY TALKN WIT DAT BOI JOEY B, DA REST OF YA’LL FALL DA FUCK BACK…
I AIN’T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT 2 YA’LL BITCHES….
________________________________________________
THAT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT DOESN’T APPEAR THAT JOEY B IS TALKING TO YOUR GAY ASS
@ HORSE WOMAN AND OH LAWDY AND ALL YA’LL LAME BTCHES: OKAY LADIES, YA’LL GOT THAT SHIT LIKE I SAID I DON’T GIVE A FUCK WHAT NOBODY SAYS I’M A REAL MUTHUFUCKIN, STREET ASS NIGGA, I DON’T NEED SHIT 4RM YA’LL…I DON’T NEED YO MUTHUFUCKIN APPROVAL, U 2 B COOL WIT ME OR NOTHING, I DON’T CARE NO MO, I’M ONLY TALKN WIT DAT BOI JOEY B, DA REST OF YA’LL FALL DA FUCK BACK…
I AIN’T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT 2 YA’LL BITCHES….
TIM TIM: why you just dont fuck a female in the ass? Seeing how you like both… or do you like to feel the balls bouncing on you. You need to be careful because all that bodily fliud passing crap is not safe… pussy to ass, ass to pussy….
DID I EVER TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE TIME MY UNCLE WILLIE TRIED TO FONDLE MY VEJAYJAY AT OUR CHRISTMAAS PARTY?? HE WAS A HEAVY DRINKER, BUT I STILL THINK HE HAD IT OUT FOR MY CURVES!!
BASICALLY girl if i ever catch my man on that shit shit i would do him like that girl did her man off of This Christmas… (baby oil on the floor and wooping the shit out of him everytime he slips) then i prob shot his ass for fucking me everynight.
____________________________________________
Ok, that shit broke 2 of my ribs and now my lung is punctured, thanks.
@ if im a horse: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? how old were you? SiCK
@OSH
OKAY, I’M WAITING ON IT.
@TIM TIM
YEAH OKAY. I’M JUST SAYING, HOPE YOU STRAPPING UP HOMEBOY.
@ATX
GIRL, OKAY!!?? LOL. MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT EVEN LIKE FOR ME TO SLAP HIM ON HIS BUTT!! I DO IT ANYWAY, BUT HE DOESNT LIKE IT.
@ Oshie: I knew it would i had to get pay back cause now i cant sit down cause of this hernia… (aint that what it is?)
LMFAO AT ERR BODY
@ATX
DONT PAY THAT MESSAGE FROM THE “FAKE ME” NO MIND. YOU SEE, I HAVE A STALKER. HENCE THE REASON WHY MY PROPERTIES ADDRESS IS IN MY HEADLINE. RIGHT CLICK ON THAT PHOTO OF ME AND CHECK THE PROPERTIES, YOU’LL SEE IT WAS AN IMPOSTER. PROBABLY THE DUMMY WHO’S IN HERE PRETENDING TO BE A GAY MAN.
@ sxy: you mean the gay dummy in here who’s pretending to be str8?
PS. did you get it yet?????
322b3cbc23cf3526d2c151385554f797? IS THE PROPERTIES ADDRESS THAT THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE CAME FROM
DID I EVER TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE TIME MY UNCLE WILLIE TRIED TO FONDLE MY VEJAYJAY AT OUR CHRISTMAAS PARTY?? HE WAS A HEAVY DRINKER, BUT I STILL THINK HE HAD IT OUT FOR MY CURVES!!
___________________________________________________
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ME, I ENCOURAGE YOU FROM TIME TO TIME TO RIGHT CLICK PROPERTIES TO MAKE SURE THAT YOURE TALKING TO ME. AND NOT THIS PSYCHO RETARD.
I TOLD YA’LL TIM TIM WAS FAKE!!
@ JOEY B: WHEN U CUM BACK WE NEED 2 TALK
tim tim + real nigga = womp womp
Oh, hell, I have to go to class now. Be back in a few hours dammit.
@ATXCHICK
THIS WAS JUST A FEW YEARS BACK, I THINK I WAS ABOUT 22 OR SO!! I AM USED TO MEN THROWING THEMSELF AND THEIR WALLET AT ME IN A MEAGER ATTEMPT TO BUY MY ATTENTION BUT IT NEVER WORKS!
I AM AN ALL NATURAL WOMAN WHO OTHER WOMEN LOVE TO HATE ON B/C OF WHAT I HAVE!! MMMKAYY
@OSH
I GOT IT. I’M SAVING IT TO MY MEMORY CARD SO I CAN SEND IT TO YOU. IT’LL BE 5 MINUTES
@ HORSE WOMAN: MAN CUM ON HORSE, I DID NOT WRITE THAT SHIT HOW DA HELL AM I GON’ GO GET A WHOLE NUTHA EMAIL, COPY YO PIC AND THEN TYPE ALL DAT SHIT COME ON BITCH, A NIGGA AIN’T GOT TIME 4 DAT SHIT
LOL LOL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
NOW THE IMPOSTER IS PRETENDING TO BE THE REAL ME!!!
TIM TIM = FEM FEM
PURPPLE
tim tim + real nigga = womp womp
_________________________
LMAO… Hey purp, want another one? Aint shit popping on bossip anyway….
“I want all of us to start thinking a little bit more, not just about what’s good for me, but let’s start thinking about what’s good for our children, what’s good for our country. The more we do that, the better off we’re going to be,” he said.
@TIM TIM
SHUT UP. I KNOW ITS YOU
Um, we know what Obama said… cant people have fun sometimes?…. sheesh
I totally agree with bossip…these two looks horrible!! and weavonce is starting to look like her man!
Nina hellz yeah im bored as shyt right about now.
Bossip need to put up some good discussion pieces instead of this bullshyt so we can kick this bullshyt azz thanksgivin holdiay off right, daym.
okay, here goes……. ????
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window…
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?
“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”
She replies, “Yes, getting herpies – thats why I am here!”
I GUESS I WILL HEAD TO THE KITCHEN AND START COOKING SINCE BOSSIP IS DEAD TODAY!! BOSSIP I HAVE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH WITH THESE STALKERS AND IMPOSTERS!!! YOU ARE LOOSING MANY GOOD REGULARS ON HERE BECAUSE YOU ALL FAIL TO BLOCK THEM FROM OUR SITE!!
@ NINA DAYUM THATS FUNNY
Its not delivery it’s Digiorno!!!!
okay what about this one……????
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, “That’s funny, I dreamed I was skiing!”
@ HORSE WOMAN: BITCH I PROMISE U U AIN’T THAT IMPORTANT FOR SOMEBODY 2 COPY DAT UGLY ASS KODAK PIC YO GRANDMA TOOK OF U, I PROMISE U U AIN’T THAT IMPORTANT
LMAOOOOO, just like a nigga!
Bossip need to pay you for doing they Job and entertaining us today Nina.
NINA YOU ARE KILLING ME
OKAY OSH. DONE. GO CHECK YOUR EMAILS.
OH LAWDY!!!!….. hey I could go all day, I’m bored.. I refuse to work at work today…lol
I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE 730 AND AINT GOT NOTHING DONE!!!
SWEETS YOU THERE BISH
A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, “My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!”. The cat says, “I don’t think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter.” The penis outraged, says “At least your master doesn’t put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!”
I dont like the term “n*gga naps” I much prefer “Billionaire Bee Bee shots”
Thank you, 6am
I AM AN UGLY BITCH SO I OVERCOMPENSATE BY FLIRTING AND USING ALL CAPS
REALLY MEANS
I THINK SXYQ IS A BEAUTIFUL BITCH AND I KNOW IT. SO I PASS MY DAYS BY STALKING HER ON A BLOG SITE, STEALING HER PICTURE, IMPOSTERING HER, AND STAYING ON BOSSIP ALL DAY AND NITE TALKING ABOUT HER WITH MY MANY DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES. (weekends included)
I dont like the term “n*gga naps” I much prefer “Billionaire Bee Bee shots”
DEAD
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO 6AM?
Im with Nina, Im on strike today as well!!!!
@ Oh Lawdy ~ Im here bish!!!!! HUNGRY!!!!!!!
@ da horse woman: HA HA! DAT SHIT IS FUNNY! THAT’S WHAT YO ASS GET 4 TALKN SO MUCH SHIT, I HOPE THEY KEEP FAKING 2 BE YO ASS
@SWEETS
I TOLD YOU, SEE WE COULDA WENT TO IHOP!! LOL
@RIN TIM TIM
@ da horse woman: HA HA! DAT SHIT IS FUNNY! THAT’S WHAT YO ASS GET 4 TALKN SO MUCH SHIT, I HOPE THEY KEEP FAKING 2 BE YO ASS
___________________________________________________
YOU MEAN “YOU’RE” ENJOYING EVERY MOMENT OF FAKING TO BE MY ASS?
SXY I THINK SHE IS TRYING TO BRING HER SELF TO MY HOUSE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE TO EAT!!! SHE LIKES MY COOKIN!!!
@ SxyQ ~ I know thats right!!!!
I could use some grits((add cheese)) & some bacon!!!!
@SWEETS
DONT FORGET ABOUT THE EGGS MOMMA!! THROW A WAFFLE OR TWO IN THAT MIX. SWITCH MY GRITS FOR HASHBROWNS. YUMMMMMY!!
@OH LAWDY
YOU BE COOKIN MOMMA? WORD?? (packing stuff headed to florida)
Bossip owes the black community an apology. Nigga naps? Really? How gauche.
UM NO, I GOTTA NUFF FREE LOADERS HEADED MY WAY!!!
LMAO@OH LAWDY
BUT I BRING PEACE, GREETINGS AND A HUNGRY STOMACH!! I’LL BUY THE BREAD!! DEAL?? LOL
CALLING ON OSH!! CALLING ON OSH!! OSH, IT DONT TAKE THAT LONG. WHERE ARE YOU?
@ DA HORSE WOMAN: U LOOK LIKE A SAVED MARY J. BLIGE …LMFAO AND LMFAO AGAIN!
SHE WENT TO CLASS!!
“Nigga Naps”? You have to be truly ignorant, self-hating, or culturally-inept to use that terminology. It is an honor and privilege to wear the royal woolly crown. It is either KINGLY or QUEENLY, but never ‘Kinky’. Blessed are the children of the Most High who have this hair-type. Ye are Gods – according to Ethiopian, Hebrew, Cushite folk lore. We are the only people on the face of the planet with 9 ether hair. And, when you find it on the heads of other people, it is because they have African blood (genes) in them.
It’s an awful shame that silly, fake, black media hounds such as Bossip promote the bleaching, breeding and erasure of anything black, African or negroid. Ironically, they will attack the noose, but marry the lynch roper to produce mixed race offspring without “nigga naps”. What a bunch of schizo’s.
@ DA HORSE WOMAN: U LOOK LIKE A SAVED MARY J. BLIGE …LMFAO AND LMFAO AGAIN!
6am is beautiful as always, jay-z is just letting his hair grow out. In 2009 everybody is growing afro’s like mine.
@OH LAWDY
SHE SUCKS!!!!
@TIMMY BOY
CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT MARY GETS MORE PLAY FROM MEN THAN YOU DO, I’LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. IF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULT, IT WAS A WEAK ONE.
NOW MISTER IMPOSTER, YOU AND YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS WILL BE IGNORED.
@ SxyQ ~ Yea, I guess i’ll take some eggs, scrambled, not runny!!!!! LOL..
But really & honestly, im ready for some baked mac & cheese!!!!! I may have a org@$m the first bite!!!!!
@ Oh Lawdy ~ Ummm excuse me, I AM NOT a free loader, I offered to bring something…. Thinking about it now, I forgot what you told me to bring.
@6AM
YOU JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE. LOL
@ TIM TIM: Man I see these folks been hatin on you man. I just logged back on. Fuck these niggas cuz. Dat nigga Joey B do look fine as shit and if I could man Heaven knows I’d smash cuz, I wanna C dat nigga whole body….fuck dem hatas tho cuz u look good too tho homie
LMAO @ YOU SWEET CHEEKS. I’M ABOUT TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND GET THE STUFF FOR MY CANDIED YAMS. MY POPS IS MAKING MAC & CHEESE. AND OH BOY I CANT WAIT.
@ DA UGLY HORSE WOMAN: I’m da imposter but u da one who got two split personalities on here and duh dumb ass of course it’s gon be weak 2 u it’s fuckin geared towards yo ass dummy
@ RAY J: Wassup baby boy? Preciate tha love lil homie. Yeah dat nigga Joey B do look good dat nigga treatin me like shit tho lol I’m still feelin him tho cuz but I think I came at him waaay 2 strong tho dude ya feel me?
@OH LAWDY
ONE OF THESE DAYS YA’LL GONNA LEARN TO LISTEN TO ME. LMFAO
@ SxyQ ~ OOOHHHH you bish!!! I forgot about some yams.. Dammit man… Im also ready for some Sweet potato pie.. Usually my ex’s auntie makes me one all to myself, but Im not sure if she gonna do it for me this year.. OOh well..
@ Oh Lawdy ~ Did you get the “WINTER IS HERE” email??? LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the next time Bossip uses an extremely racisist statement like that that we should all boycott this blog. Because they are getting out of control.
@ TIMTIM
@ DA UGLY HORSE WOMAN: I’m da imposter but u da one who got two split personalities on here and duh dumb ass of course it’s gon be weak 2 u it’s fuckin geared towards yo ass dummy
____________________________________________________
YOU SURE DO LIKE ASSES HUH!!!
ATTN: Bossip Bloggers. Please do your readers a faver and stop slanderng celebs by spewing RACISIM and get an EDUCATION and some LOVE for your own. You’re not doing ANYONE any favors by promoting words of IGNORANCE and SELF-HATE to the masses.
yes cheelks that was nasty i wish i could send it to timtim i think he would like it!!!
lmao@the penis throwing up, right as i was about to bite into my sandwhich.LOL
You just lost a fan with that ignorant comment! Instead of progression, this site promotes regression
Daisy Dooks… I have to 100% co-sign that. That was truth…. real talk. Anything native to us, they try and make it out to be wrong. The problem wasnt even his hair, it was his expression and them glasses, in my opinion. But look, nothing about that ugly weaved ponytail bey is rocking. If you gonna wear fake hair, shouldnt it be “done”. If you were just gonna throw it back, she could have sported her own shit. But since it’s european and fake…. it’s all good. smh.
@ RAY J: This ugly ass OH LAWDY bitch still talkin 2 me u see homie? They don’t understand what “I DON’T WANNA TALK 2 U” really means
@OH LAWDY
YUP YUP!! LOL
@SWEET CHEEKS
ITS GONNA BE A FEAST.LMAO
PURPPLE… My bad, lol. okay here’s another one:
There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX – After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX – After you’ve been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say “FUCK YOU”
COURTROOM SEX – When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you’ve got.
I’m not married, but I bet it’s true too..lol
LMAO @ Oh Lawdy!!!!! Yes, he probably would!!! That ish almost made me throw up though… I said “dammit man, they got the “gay pride” colors & all… They were probably at a “gay pride” event.. Bumpin pen!s’s & such”…. LOL….
Now nobody take what I say outta context.. I have nothing against the gay men, however that ish is DISGUSTING!!!
Git yo faggot ass out of here you fucking queer i dont mind gay folks but you are a fuckin flamer!!!! real men dont even fucking play like that!!!!
@ TIM TIM: I see that dumb bitch still on yo jock and that ugly horse girl. She sho do look like a damn horse…SMH. What’s wrong with these ppl posting these ugly homeade pics of themselves?
show us your pic ray j
@ OH LAWDY: I think u like Tim Tim. U da only bitch who still talking to him and yet you keep saying he’s gay. If he’s so gay, why do you keep talking to him? Straight women don’t like gay men, I hope not at least.
PURPPLE… put your sammich down before you read this…lol
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, she looks at him “BUT, they are sperm samples???” , “DO IT!”. So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, “See honey – its not that hard.”
@ RAY J: MAN OF COURSE SHE LIKES ME. WHAT BITCH U KNO GON KEEP WRITING A NIGGA BACK 2BACK LIKE THAT UNLESS SHE WASN’T FEELING HIM?
I’m REALLY offended by NIGGA NAPS !!!
They are rich as tha fuck and bossip haters are tearing them down. At least try to pretend you are not jealous as hell of them, Bossip readers.
LMAO @ THESE CLOWNS.
SWEETS & OH LAWDY, I WILL BE BACK IN A SEC. GOTTA GO TO THE SUPERMARKET
LMAO im between House Sex and Bedroom Sex and
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO at the last one, thats what he had to go through to get her to take a gulp huh. lmao.
um no tim tim thats not it!!!! :sick: :confuse:
@ RAY J: AYE MAN, I’M BOUT TO LOG OFF AND HIT THA GYM UP CUZ I’M GON’ HOLLA AT U LATA MAN BE EZ AND DON’T LET THESE SILLY BITCHES IN HERE GET 2 YA
@ TIM TIM: Kool bruh. I’m bout 2 log off to man I’m bout to go back to sleep. I will holla at u lata man. Peace!!! And yeah, P.S.- these ugly ass bitches could never get 2 me man! I ain’t seen not one good looking ho on here yet LMFAO!!!
um ray j thats cuz you are gay too!!! faggot!!!
Just like a man…… smh
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”.
Calling a Black mans natural hair texture N—– naps is crude and evil. His hair looks cute and they look great together. Bossip is racist.
@ Nina
Damn baby. Your jokes are keeping me going this morning. Give thanks. Keep em coming.
Man I would have choked his azz with that daym shirt, shyt he was gonna die anyway…
timtim and ray j is the same daym person
PURPPLE….. got another one babe!!
Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.”
Husband : “How about the ones like mine?”
Wife : “Those they gave away.”
Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand.”
Wife : “And how much for the ones like mine?”
Husband : “That’s where they held the auction.”
@ PURPLE: Now I’m an imposter too? Ya’ll fuckin’ sick on this website? Get tha fuck on bitch showing yo mommas feet.
Haha look at the white kid behind Jay, he looks like he just got his butt whooooooooooped
LOL@Ray J…..now if them was a mans feet you woulda done asked me to stick my toe up ya butt…go head timtim
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo daym her twot is stretched to the max.
tim tim and Ray J yall shld meet. Can clink clank your swords 2gether and den take turns jabbin each other in da arse followed by spoonin.
@ OH LAWDY – - – -> Ah great, now u wanna have a whole “gay” conversation with me now? No thanks, I’ll pass. I’m about to log off anyway.
@ Illuminate Truth… hey thanks babe! What better way to pass the time at work, then to tell dirty sex jokes on bossip!! lol
@KILO: When he comes back on here, I just might ask him for his phone number.
O crap i forgot to drop this off for the Beyonce fans, i could care less i just thought it funny that when she stuttered over her age on ellen yesterday i was thinking, she is not 27 but who knows
November 26, 2008. Looks like the Beyonce age controversy has started ONCE AGAIN. While Beyonce and her camp have been steadfast in claiming that the bootylicious diva is 27 years old, MediaTakeOut.com has been hearing whispers from insiders speculating that Beyonce Knowles was at least 5 years older than that.
Well now actress Gabrielle Union is throwing fuel on the fire. In an interview with the blog The Boots Girls, Gabby claimed to have been a teenager at the same time as Beyonce.
The trouble is that Gabrielle is 36 years old!!! Here’s what was said:
Boots Girls: One of your co-stars [in the movie Cadillac Records] is Beyonce. How was it working with her?
Gabrielle Union: Beyonce and I have been friends since we were teenagers. We go to the same hairstylist now and you know how those bonds are! B is such a polite, nurturing person and a joy to work with. It’s easy to work with her because she is a good friend of mine.
Let’s do a little math. Gabrielle Union was born in 1972 – so her teenage years were officially from 1985 to 1991.
But with Beyonce claiming to have been born in 1981 – that would have made her only 10 years old when Gabrielle Union was 19.
Gabby – you know you done fukked up girl, right. Expect a call from Mathew Knowles this afternoon. You know … to straighten things out
PURPPLE… he just need to take a chill pill, read a joke, and shut the fuck up! lol
@ PURPLE: SMDH. LMFAO. Now Beyonce lying about her identity too? Me, Tim Tim and Beyonce should all just go on a LYING HEADLINE TOUR together, shouldn’t we? You a sick stalking bitch!
Hi Bossiper’s!!!!!!!!
whats the topic today?
LOL Ray J dont even put your name and beyonce’s in the same sentence, yall have nothing in common other then taking dyck. Stalk what you fake azz brandys brother its on the front page of MTO. step your gossip site game up since you wanna be all bytch like n whatnot
Girl that nigga to get some dick and relax is more like it.
PURRPLE… damn that was intresting AND funny… she probably is older, celebs do that shit all the time. the only reason why gabby tells her real age, is because she looks good.
@Nina Knows
I was on another site, came back & saw your request
Bossip won’t let me post websites here. We have 2 petitons out doing very well.
One Opposing of Beyonce performing at the Inauguration and
Two Opposing of Beyonce from portraying Eartha Kitt.
But if you google
thepetitions.com/1/1say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration.
YOU WILL FIND IT, ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY SIGNED
Thanks 4 your support
Nina i done heard that age controversy going on forever but when i read Gabby let it slip…how you say that and it aint true?
Here it goes
thepetitionsitecom/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration
thepetitionsitecom/1/stop-beyonce-from-portraying-an-icon-eartha-kitt
@ PURPLE: I can’t put whoever name where I want to. It don’t matter if another website says it, it would be yo stalking ass to spot the website than post the shit. That shows u all up in Beyonce’s pussy hatin’ on her. WTF is wrong with you? It scares me…Beyonce has more women obsessed with her than men. Obsessed with her so far that they will go out of the way to find out rather she’s lying about her age and what not, bitch, that’s waaay too far. Get a life and quit worrying about hers! Who gives a fuck? How does her age benefit or hurt you? Pussy eater. Don’t fucking write me no mo.
Jay-z is so ugly..but that money is soooo BEAUTIFUL….that’s why beyonce is with him..it show ain’t love…LOL
Nigga Naps!!!! F U Bossip, self-hating morons!!!
PURPPLE….. Yes girl, awhile back they were saying she was like 32 or some shit. She pussy pop like a old hoe anyway… lol
Truthbtold… oh no baby, not earth kitt darling.. oh no! I just mite have to look that site up.
Ray J
@ PURPLE: I can’t put whoever name where I want to. It don’t matter if another website says it, it would be yo stalking ass to spot the website than post the shit. That shows u all up in Beyonce’s pussy hatin’ on her. WTF is wrong with you? It scares me…Beyonce has more women obsessed with her than men. Obsessed with her so far that they will go out of the way to find out rather she’s lying about her age and what not, bitch, that’s waaay too far. Get a life and quit worrying about hers! Who gives a fuck? How does her age benefit or hurt you? Pussy eater. Don’t fucking write me no mo.
____________________________________________
Damn you had to say all that… you really are a fag huh….lol
Ms. Jay is that you? Tell tyra whut up!
Ray J your gay azz is obsessed and stanning for Beyonce honey chow cause nobody cares that deeply. You can put your name where you want and I can post what I want so were equal right. Im sorry I was born a woman and I get the fine straight men with good dyck and I dont ever solicite dyck on the internet rather less bossip, ur a sad case
. I know you want to get like me but the Creator just didnt make it that way. Even though you cry and contemplate suicide when your all alone, just know…you should stop contemplating and do it.LOL..and trust I dont phuck with you…at all.
MORE NEWS UPDATE PEOPLE
They are still pushing for her to perform at the Inauguration. This is an event where the next President of the U.S. takes his oath to protect and serve our country.
Beyonce said (I’m not quoting that girl) that she wants to perform at the Inauguration of Barack Obama. The NERVE of her! She thinks she will permote her sex filled album by singing at the inauguration of our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama.
And HOW DARE HER continue to use President-Elect Barack Obama youngest beautiful daughter name “Sasha” to promote her delusional retarded AltoEgo self. That girl is a Disgrace.
A more appropriate name for her would be “Swaggerjacker Fierce”
She’s Always Volunteering for Spotlights, when no one asked her.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!!!
Bush and Beyonce time has officially Expired. I Refuse to let this girl ruin this day for me as well as many others b/c I plan on being there standing proud. We are not taking any chances with that girl.
If you Oppose of Beyonce performing at the Inauguration,
PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION BELOW
This will keep her from singing at such a momentous and history making event.
We only need 1000 signatures & were almost there than we can pass to congress,
Thank you for your support
thepetitionsite.com/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration
We also need to band her from playing Miss Eartha Kitt, who is a living legend and icon, and we need an experienced person to portray Miss Kitt. Beyonce does not come close to being anything like Miss Kitt. There are other well experienced actresses out there who would be excellent for this part for example “Halle Berry” etc. She is So Angry Ms. Hudson won an Oscar, that she doesn’t know what to do with herself now.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE HER GARBAGE ANY LONGER !!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
If you Oppose of Beyonce from portraying Eartha Kitt.
PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION BELOW
Thankyou for supporting, your help is greatly appreciated!
thepetitionsitecom/1/stop-beyonce-from-portraying-an-icon-eartha-kitt
thepetitionsitecom/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration
Look like she making a face like the one I seen Diddy make in a pic with Hov back in Sept. “I killed Biggie”
Look like she making a face like the one I seen Diddy make in a pic with Hov back in Sept. “I killed Biggie” HAHAHA
@ NINA KNOWS: Look at this bitch co-signing for a ho she doesn’t even know. Boy ya’ll some simple bitches. What does that make you and her then? You taking up for her and you don’t even know her? Mmmmh…you making comments about Beyonce also trying to figure out her age and you don’t know her…mmmh….how u doin??? Tell Missy Elliott I said wassup u damn dyke…
PURRPLE…. this one reminds me of your gay stan on here today.
Three guys go to see a witch doctor about their problems.
One has a smoking problem, one is an alcholic and one is gay but wants to change.
The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die.
Two days later the alcholic dies because he gave in and had to drink.
The next day the gay guy and the smoker are walking down the street together. The smoker sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at ir.
The gay guy looked at him and said “if you bend over and pick that up we are both fucked”
Dont go nowhere Ray J cause we can do this all day…faggies are no match for a real woman. I will get in that azz sumthin terrible…just how you like it.
Ray J…. lol
How do you know I dont know her….. idiot. Hey I like missy elliot, I like gay people, I just dont like your faggot ass.
@ PURPLE: Why are you trying to explain yourself? If you were so str8, you don’t have to explain yourself, I’m done with you dyke 1 and dyke 2.
@JOEY… dang when you said you was fighting with some dude I had no idea it was cuz he wanted to get in dem draws!!! LOL sorry! Tim Tim he ain’t gay.. so you can keep dreaming…
Ray J she know me more than you know Beyonce now or ever just know that, our conversation on this blog is her knowing me more than you knowing beyonce, so dont try to make Stan comparisons. You are confused in more areas than just your sexuality. okay girlfreen!
hey ray j….
I got a big fat black dildo with your name on it. let me know when you take your foot out your ass, and I’ll let you use it….
@ PURPLE: LMFAO!!!! You know they always said dykes like to challenge real men cuz they want to be like ‘em.
LOL@NINA
girl he got plenty of dildos over there and dont need to borrow nair one..cuz obviously he is up tight and gets no dyck, on here tryna jail rape Joey..daym shame.
Ray J. I’ll be your dyke if you be my bitch… okay?
I’ll take your sugar cookie ass on the street and make me some fag pimp money in no time.
@ NINA KNOWS: I’ll pay you $5 to not ever tell that joke again….let’s pinky swear u won’t tell sumthn that corny again…promise me…PROMISE ME!
@Ray J ..no booboo dont hit me with that reverse phychology…faggies like to challenge real women cause they are jealous(now that actually makes more sense dont it cause after all faggies wish they were women) that shyt aint working you got to do better….
Gets the facts Stans, kissing beyonce but
ALSO
Here is the video below-where she took these 1960’s MOVES with also three ladies for her Single Ladies Put a ring on it from Gwen Verdon. Beyonce is SO PHONEY it’s not even funny anymore
She will No Longer have me FOOLED. I have seen the Light.
She’s always Stealing and taking credit for things and when she gets caught, Her favorite line “How Inspired she was & Always Admired.”
youtubecom/watch?v=WFtd3CgO2RM&feature=related
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NINA, You know that joke is one of Ray J’s personal favorites!
@ PURPLE: OKAY DYKE! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Go eat some good pussy or play the tape of you eatin sum last night for everyone!
LMAO gays arent my problem Ray J…just your stankin azz.
THE GOVERNMENT FORCED ME TO TAKE BIRTH CONTROL SO I WILL NOT REPRODUCE!!
@ Ray J U shld ask dude for da digits cause he def. B checkin for ya!
@ Nina Knows Dats rite baby throw dat fake dikk away, KILO got just what U need RITE HERE!!
@ PURPLE: I bet that ain’t no fake pic either…I bet that’s a real pic of yo big cheezy ass takin a pic of yo big ass hairy, manly looking feet and gon have the nerve 2 show em with polish on ‘em and then make it a gravatar…bitch u strange!
LMAO @ THESE CLOWNS.
SWEETS & OH LAWDY, I WILL BE BACK IN A SEC. GOTTA GO TO THE SUPERMARKET
______________________________________
REALLY MEANS I GOT TO GO GET MY WIC CHECK BEFORE SOCIAL SERVICES CLOSES FOR THE HOLIDAY AND GO TO SAVE-A-LOT BEFORE DOUBLE COUPON HOUR ENDS!
@ I’M AN UGLY BITCH: U know they say the truth sets you free! I’m so proud of you!
WOOOOW!!! now a BLACK MAN sporting the hair that God gave him is funny. WOW. who ever wrote this is a dumb ass. SMH Some black folks…move 5 steps forward and 10 steps back.
@Ray J…where did i explain tryna to be straight…It didnt even cross my mind to give a matter what you think.
@ KILO: Wuz good boi? Nah ma dude, let me get urs first, then Tim Tim’s.
KILO… lol, I know right. But fake dick doesnt talk back, and mess my hair up… oops dont mean to be naughty during the holidays.
PURPPLE.. girl he know he loved that joke… he didnt get it, because he’s the one that gets fucked, he takes dick, not give it out. He’s still waiting on the promotion…
LMFAO@ fag pimp money…I probrably couldn’t even come up on a Dollar for his tired azz.
@ PURPLE: You explaining yourself now! Move on with your comments cuz I could care less! I’m done with it. Quit trying to even convince me how u don’t care cuz I don’t care about that either! YOU KEEP EXPLAINING YOURSELF UNKNOWINGLY.
OK EVERYBODY REFRESH!
@ EVERYBODY: Okay, I’m out ya’ll…had fun fuckin’ with ya’ll bitches!
@ Ray J Nah aint attracted to men. Da ladies are my twist. Dat brings me back to Nina Knows..whats good baby, how can we make dis thing happen?!
I loooooove strange people!!!!
Ray J.. whut up, you know you my favorite cum slut bucket!
LMAO Ray J I thought you like big, hairy, manly feet…why else would you be faggoting, thats your thing and you know it.
And if you consider this explaining just reply back and ill keep on explaining myself unknowingly.
LOL them dyke eatin puzzy jokes is all you got huh..doesnt phase me honey chow
sup everybody
@ oshie
why didnt you ever show a picture of yourself before?
RAY J i take strange coming from you as a compliment! Thanks Honey chow!
@ Nina Knows I sorta feel dat, but da fake cant hold U when U want to be held. Cant talk sweet to U when ya need sum sweet talk. Da fake cant hit it wid luv and determination! And determined to luv U baby is what I wld B.
@ Fam because I didn’t have a damn picture or a camera. I just took one with my phone and sent it to someone who had to send it to my email to make it work. Damn I’m fine! LOL
KILO…. I’s sorry baby, I currently live on planet nofuck, so my hands are tied as of now. If I ever get back to planet earth, I’ll look you up boo.
Bye bye Ray Jiggety Jack off!! muah.
LMAO, daym Nina I am not familiar with Gayology 101 but i can totally understand that RAY J is a bottom…..RAY J please dont go, you are starting my weekend off right…bring your faggot azz back here now!
@ oshie
i see you
@tim tim
so u are the one who gives black women different diseases!!!SMH fa**ot nigga
PURPPLE… yhea ray j is like a gay deposit whore. He just takes shots and swallows.. he aint runny with the big dawgs yet….. lol
Ray j.. that gay dick got you down, dont fret captain save a fag is here! I’ll have you getting head in no time. Now I’m not a client, but just the president for you unworthy fag hoes…. tootles.
Quick, someone call me a horse or tell me to eat some “oates” or something! LMAO
lol
Not sure if my comments are getting post…
Family First do U see what I’m typing???
@ Nina Knows What is dis planet nofuck place? Leave dere asap! Fukk it, imma leave da porch lite on for when you ready to come to KILO!!
LMAOOOO Nina that deposit box had me over here rollin, I can see his azz in my head rollin his neck and suckin his teeth. Daym im mad he gone…back to boring…
Ohh so dats *****
Nevermind I see it…Bossip please do something about this wel-fare ass, low-budget web-site that I can’t seem to stay off of
u know what i realize thou, that alot of black women are becoming bi-sexuals.
@ Nina Knows U come to KILO U will also CUM wid KILO.
YALL NEED TO STOP BEING SO SENSITIVE. LOL AT BOSSIP… I HAPPEN TO LIKE NIGGA NAPS.
___________________________________________________
@shoehorse
Co-sign…
SMH @ these people on here complaining about Bossip sayin’ “ni@@a naps”…
Y’all haven’t heard that term/phrase growing up?
@ MRS
i see you lol
Nina, where are you getting these jokes? LOL!
I’m going to keep the one about skiing.
WTF??
u know what i realize thou, that alot of black women are becoming bi-sexuals.
———————————-
I notice that two…I personal know @ least 20 bangers
BTW, this is the first time I’ve read/heard the term “ni**a naps” — we used to say we needed to clean our “kitchen.” I think the use of it here is very suspect, IMHO. . .
I dont understand what is going on with all the sexual confusion people seem to be going through nowadays but hey whatever floats your daym boat i guess….and come on Dr.Phil or something, i need some good bullshyt tv show to come on before i die at this desk!
PURRPLE….. I know right, he was quite the entertainment… dont worry I find you a joke to boost you back up.
KILO… stop sex fishing, I’m a 80yr old nun. I’m in enough trouble as is with sister stop that.
Ok back to Jay-Z being unattractive…he’s got to be the most Jimmie Walker looking, nasty lipped dude I’ve ever seen with such a banging chick…
Come oonnnn with it Nina Neen….
Hey Syndey…. just passing time, sit back ms. lady,I’m going to post another one for ya!
So I see Purple and Nina are running Bossip today…what’s really good
OK IM BACK AND READY TO COOK UP A STORM IN THE KITCHEN!! LOL
HEY FAMILY FIRST! I LIKE THE NEW PIC SWEETIE!
test
What Up Sydney.
im off to the ladies room , ill be back if someone didnt drop some shyt that causes me to pass out. WOMENS BATHROOMS BE TRIFLIN!
A man tells his wife that he’s going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it’s closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he’s in this girl’s apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.
“Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!” he exclaimed. “Quick give me some talcum powder!”
She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she’s furious. “Where the hell have you been!”
He says, “Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her.” “Let me see your hands!” she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.
“Damn liar, you were out bowling again!”
Purpple: Preach! I don’t even use the “community bathrooms” here, I work with some large retarded women who apparently still don’t know how to flush a toilet and when they do they drop their tampons in. I sneak and use the bosses bathroom, the one that locks! LOL
sxyQ I’m hunnnnngry, will you make me some french toastessess?
Bossip J got stacks……He ain’t concerned with the cornball look
What’s up Bossip Fam!
Bowling…@ 3am…where is this place and can I use it for an alibi
LOL AT THE DARN JOKE NINA!!
YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING ME IN STITCHES TODAY MAMA!! I WILL BE BACK IN A FEW, I HAVE TO START THIS SWEET POTATO PIE!
wow the jigga man is wearing his ring
No Panera bread did not give me this hard azz cookie…imi bout to throw this bytch at the wall.
What’s up Nina, Purpple (yeah, women can be just as unsanitary as men), SxyQ, and all. Happy early Thanksgiving!
I see Nina and Purpple are holding court, lol.
You’re going to give some cheating men ideas with that talcolm powder joke.
OSH YOUR ORDER IS COMING UP NEXT GIRL!! HOW MANY PIECES OF FRENCH TOAST DO YOU WANT??
PURPPLE
What Up Sydney.
im off to the ladies room , ill be back if someone didnt drop some shyt that causes me to pass out. WOMENS BATHROOMS BE TRIFLIN!
——————————–
Some women restroom look like hotel room…but men restroom are usually always crappy
lol…..
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her “Don’t walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!” Little Red started towards her grandmother’s house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her “Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he’ll suck your tits dry!” Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her “Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood – I’m gonna suck your tits dry!!”. “Oh no you don’t”, yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, “You’re gonna eat me just like the story says!”
Hey pro! Did you see that I’m white?!
yall still on here griping about “n*gga nappy” and couldnt say you’ve never referred 2 someone’s hair as being “nappy” 2 save yo life? Get real. It is not that serious. i suppose that everyone who is offended has “n*gga nappy” hair?? HAHAHA seriously tho, it was a joke. and no i do not write for bossip, i just “get” it…
@ sxy: ummm…. I don’t know, 37?
Damn, get me to the vending machine. I hope they have those jalapeno cheetos!
LOL Nina he betta go head with that Powder mess, thinkin he slick
and Hellz to the Yeah OSHIE these funky butts around here is nasty. They need to change they whole diet around and I knew i aint neva lie cause the first stall i went to somebody took a huge crap and didnt bother to flush! wtf! Turned my pee all the way off!
I remember that one…dang I’m old Nina Knows
LOL at Little Red!
Nina, you’re bad. . .
sxyQ SAYS IMATATION IS THE FINEST FORM OF BEING FLATTERED……. okay that’s cool, i’ll put another one up. Fuck bossip, we gonna do this shit how we want to.
Damn can a sista get an omelet…lol
to all those outraged at Bossip calling Jay’s hair nigga naps, dont be mad they just callin it how they see it.
Its one thing to have “natural” hair, its another to look like you’ve never met a brush.
He looks dirty and unkempt, very unbecoming of someone constantly in the limelight. You already know what the convo on here woulda been like if Bey’s edges were all “natural”…
Bottomline… Jay please cut those nigga naps
Hey pro! Did you see that I’m white?!
__________________________________________________
Really? I didn’t know this…..I refuse to talk to a white woman
Seriously, I can’t see gravies today for some reason
thanks sxyQ even tho i cant ever tell if it’s really you or the imposter
OMG Bossip is so wrong for this part….i think Jigga is sexy with hair. makes him more mature.
Jay to Beyonce said Uggggh!!!! after they seen the knick cheerleaders try her single ladies routine and then brought out the gayest cheerleaders to perform her song. thats fucked up
Mock Rock I think the Women may have the Men beat, cant say for sure cause i only go in the mens when the line for the female bathroom too long but these heffas with these desk jobs are the WORST when it come to bathroom sanitation
Happy Holidays all.
BHud
to all those outraged at Bossip calling Jay’s hair nigga naps, dont be mad they just callin it how they see it.
Its one thing to have “natural” hair, its another to look like you’ve never met a brush.
He looks dirty and unkempt, very unbecoming of someone constantly in the limelight. You already know what the convo on here woulda been like if Bey’s edges were all “natural”…
Bottomline… Jay please cut those nigga naps
——————————–
Hey I’m happy to be nappy!!!
don tfall for it guys its the sexy poster
ITS ME FAMILY FIRST! I HAVE THEY IMPOSTER TIED UP IN THE BASEMENT GETTING READY TO FEED HIM A BIG OLE KNUCKLE SANDWHICH!! LOL
JJ
Happy Holidays all.
———————–
Thanks and the same to U!!!
I CANT WAIT TO TRY THE ANAL BEADS ON MY BOYFRIEND AND HIS BROTHER THIS WEEKEND! I AM SO EXCITED AND I JUST CANT HIDE IT, IM ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT!!!
Purpple, ok yeah I WAS hungry. Shit.
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!”, he shouted and stormed off to work. By mid morning, he decided he’d better make amends and called home.
“What took you so long to answer?”
“I was in bed.”
“What were you doing in bed this late?”
“Getting a second opinion.”
Mock Rock.. I think me and purp was bored and ended up running circles around old ray j. kinda wish he was back…..lol
That new Usher song makes me horny.
lol shit
Man!!!! Take off those silly azz glasses……
SMH @ the nerd swag… everybody can’t pull that off….
hey i dont think Jay looks dirty and unkempt. I like em a lil ruff around the edges, I dont want anything too clean cutt or metrosexual. Give me one of them scruffy beards anyday. Dont want NO NIGG spending more time in the bathroom,nail salon, hairdressers or mirror than me…and i already dont do nail salons so that cutts alot of them metrosexuals out…
What gets me is when women leave the restroom without washing their hands — I’ve seen that too many times, someone will leave the stall, take a quick look in the mirror and walk out. That’s beyond dirty. And, no, running your hands under water with no soap is not proper cleaning. Lather up!
purp where you from girl
oshie i didnt know you were white!!
TRUE STORY: RE: bathrooms: One times I was taking a tinkle in the ATL airport bathroom and lo and behold I look down and there is a WEB CAM in the rim of the toilet. Please believe I snatched that thing out so quick with a tp roll and broke it into a million pieces. Then I told a few other ladies in the bathroom what had happened, one told the airport security and he just laughed. He probably put it there.
Totally OT, but has there been any discussion of the Atlanta Housewives reunion last night? It exceeded my expectations, and that’s quite a feat.
yall still on here griping about “n*gga nappy” and couldnt say you’ve never referred 2 someone’s hair as being “nappy” 2 save yo life? Get real. It is not that serious. i suppose that everyone who is offended has “n*gga nappy” hair?? HAHAHA seriously tho, it was a joke. and no i do not write for bossip, i just “get” it…
___________________________________________________
@shoehorse
Naw you ain’t the only one who saw it the same way you did = a joke… that’s why I co-signed your first statement…
I couldn’t believe all the comments made on that reference to Jay-Z nappy hair either…
Jay-Z chose not to brush his hair and so?
He got his own barber on call and has made more money than everybody on here… He doesn’t have to work another day in his life if he chooses not to… His watch alone is more than most of the people on here salary…
PURPPLE
hey i dont think Jay looks dirty and unkempt. I like em a lil ruff around the edges, I dont want anything too clean cutt or metrosexual. Give me one of them scruffy beards anyday. Dont want NO NIGG spending more time in the bathroom,nail salon, hairdressers or mirror than me…and i already dont do nail salons so that cutts alot of them metrosexuals out…
——————————————–
To me Jay-Z is just unattractive…rather he’s fresh to death or scuffy. I also like my man to be rough…but I don’t like an ugly dude or a pretty boy…he shouldn’t ever be more attractive then me
LOL yeah Nina you right we was bored out our daym mind.
Oshie my bad..ahahahaha, i did not mean to turn your stomach off, but if i had to go through yall need to be subject to it too.
Oh Lawdy-Bmore of course!
Syd-That handwashing thing is a killer and then these Jallopys wanna have Potlucks and what not..Im not eating NONE OF THAT SHYT. Im fasting today shyt.
@ Lawdy, I don’t know what you are talking about?!
That new Usher song makes me horny.
Oshie Oshie Oshie, U lookin quite rite. Once sd in a old song I bite it to say to U, Cum here my dear Paul Revere is here!
Oshie are you phuckin serious WTH…i woulda shitted on that bytch, clogged the toilet up and put a sign on the door saying “come get your camera now”
TRIFLING IS!
WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES IS GOING ON IN HERE???
IM A BACK FROM THE SUPERMARKET AND I SEE THE IMPOSTER FOOLED A FEW MORE PEOPLE!! WELL, AT LEAST THE IMPOSTER WAS SERVING FOOD FOR YOU GUYS. I DONT KNOW IF I WOULD EAT THEIR COOKING THOUGH!! THEY SEEM A TAD BIT CRAZY!! LOL
PURRPLE….. okay, I like scruffy all day. people confuse that with dirty, which is silly. You can be scruffy and still wash yo ass…lol
metrosexuals are border-line gay, they just have taken anyone up on their offer.
Syndey… I cant even understand how people can use the bathroom and not wash their hands. I sit at a desk and get up to wash my hands about 20times a day for the fuck of it. I’m just just touching paper, let alone touch my ass. I’m a straight germaphobe, girl I got mad bottles of sanitizer.
Forget JAY Z,and BEYONCE….Look at that loser sitting behind them,all busted up like he got knocked the fuck out!!!!LOL.
Oshie – I’m White. SEE I PROVED IT WOW. Discuss.
TRUE STORY: RE: bathrooms: One times I was taking a tinkle in the ATL airport bathroom and lo and behold I look down and there is a WEB CAM in the rim of the toilet. Please believe I snatched that thing out so quick with a tp roll and broke it into a million pieces. Then I told a few other ladies in the bathroom what had happened, one told the airport security and he just laughed. He probably put it there.
—————————-
Seem as if it was on the rim it would have burnt out from the water
@Mock Rock I agree…I been lookin at Jay Z so long I done learned to accept his face but in no way was i trying to say Jay is attractive..at all..in no way…ever…at alll.
OKAY OH LAWDY, (where you at?) I’M BACK. I OVERSPENT AT THE SUPERMARKET. AND I SEE THIS STUPID MUTHA*&#%@ IS STILL IN HERE AT IT.
OSH KOSH!! GO GO GO GO GO MY BEIGE SISTER!!(2 snaps) CUTE!! LOL
oh you light skindeded huh oshie
thats still teh sexy pster!!
@Purpple
“Syd-That handwashing thing is a killer and then these Jallopys wanna have Potlucks and what not..Im not eating NONE OF THAT SHYT. Im fasting today shyt.”
That’s why I hate office potlucks, and I steer clear of them, at least the dishes that come from someone’s home. Cleanliness is a virtue not everyone has, let’s face it. But the hand-cleaning thing is one of my chief pet peeves — it only takes seconds to lather up.
A friend of mine told me a horrendous potluck story a while ago — she spotted one of her male co-workers eating chips, or something like that, in the office kitchen, and he was scratching himself in some place unmentionable and sticking his hand back in the bag. Of course, my friend was totally disgusted beyond words. She hates potlucks as much as I do, lol.
@shoehorse
Oh yeah, the other thing that trips me up are the folks who come on here and have a complaint about something that Bossip says or chooses to post – and then will say “I’m leaving Bossip”…
When I read comments like that, I’m like = leave then mother f#cker, don’t NOBODY care…
If you don’t like Bossip’s jokes or topics don’t come on this website…
It’s Bossips’ Website and they can do whatever they want to do, just like if you had your own website you can do whatever you like on it too, i.e., post stories on Beyonce, Rihanna & Kim Kardashian EVERYDAY…
Don’t like Bossip’s jokes or topics then create your own blog/website and talk about whatever you want to talk about…
LMFAO NINA no you didnt holler metrosexuals are borderline gay….its been my thought for years…but what about Jamaican metrosexuals…can you even really call them that..cause they got a whole nother style going on????? you know what i mean about some of them Jamaican men, i cant describe it but if you enough jamaican men you know what im talking bout…
@oshie
damn u are one ugly white b*tch!!
PURPPLE
@Mock Rock I agree…I been lookin at Jay Z so long I done learned to accept his face but in no way was i trying to say Jay is attractive..at all..in no way…ever…at alll.
——————————————
U are a lto deeper than me girlfriend…there was only one rapper I knew was ugly, but I was crazy about him (not in a sexual way) abd that was Biggie
Potluck = shitty germ bucket
If I eat something from my job, that shit better be pre-packaged… I aint eating shit somebody cooked and I dont know them. no way jose!!
@ MRS: It was one of those sphere-shaped ones that come on triangle stands, only it was taped on. THere was no wires.
Hell maybe it was some kind of space age bowl freshener, who knows. I do have a bad paranoia problem. LOL
@Nina
“Syndey… I cant even understand how people can use the bathroom and not wash their hands. I sit at a desk and get up to wash my hands about 20times a day for the fuck of it. I’m just just touching paper, let alone touch my ass. I’m a straight germaphobe, girl I got mad bottles of sanitizer.”
Girl, I’ve used sanitizer, and I wash my hands repeatedly during the day, before and after I eat, etc. That’s not being a germaphobe — it’s just being sanitary. And I think men should wash their hands, too, but not all of them do. I mean, they actually touch their, you know, so they need to lather up, too!
jay looks odd,but the comment bossip made,nigga naps is so ignorant,his hair is natural, there is nothing wrong with his hair.This is why some of our kids grow up hating themselves, feeling that their hair is bad when its not.
jason
@oshie
damn u are one ugly white b*tch!!
____________________________________________
No I’m not, silly, I’m one ugly light skinned bitch! Duh.
@oshie
that b*tch ain’t u shawty!! and if it is i will love to bust a nut on that face!
LMAO Sydney,
I dont do potluck no way no how and if they dont like it o well. Unless i work with some homegirls that i know how they get down and that aint the case here.
FIRST OFF it is FACT that 99% of men dont wash they hands when they come out the bathroom from a pee, and how about I was shocked to learn alot of women dont neither because they think if they didnt shyt and toilet paper is between them and thier vagina then why do they have to wash they hands, I had friends for yeaars who i didnt knowthought like this till we all used the bathroom in a public place and they aint wash and i said wth aint you gonna wash your hands. I said i dont give a daym if you using toilet paper… you done opened that door, the stall door, touched the toilet paper holder and put your hands inbetween your daym coochie and azz, ooooo you dirty bytch you betta wash them hand, I SAID WASH THEM NOT USE HAND SANITIZER….My gawd my bad I just snapped out my body for a second. excuse.
What the hell kinda gay ish did I walk in on? And What the fu*k is a “Tim-Tim”? More like a “Shem-Shem!
PURPPLE,
you mean JAMAICAN aka CARIBBEAN DICK SLAYERS…
I didnt even know metrosexual jamacians exsisted… they are like super manly. I’ve seen jamacian men (no matter what they look like) slide the panties off of plenty of women… lol
One min you eating fried chicken, the next you eating jerk chicken… go figure
@oshie
and that chic is ugly too!! even with make-up
@ jason U must be far sighted or sumpin cause Oshie could get the BIZNESS!!
PEOPLE CRACK ME UP WITH THEIR INDIRECT INUENDOS. LMAO. SAY WHAT YOU FEEL DAWG, TO THE PERSON YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE SAYING IT TO. THATS WHATS REAL.
OSH, CLEAR YOUR CACHE, TELL ME WHAT PHOTO YOU SEE. I CHANGED IT.
LOL Mock Rock put it this way, when i see Jay Z, im impartial. I feel no way about him one way or another, he doesnt do enough to spark my interest in a good or bad way.lol…just lame.
@Sydney:
I wash my hands before AND after I go to the bathroom!
AND FOR THE RECORD…
OSHIE IS EFFFINGGGG GORGEOUS!!! LOL (show em beige sister..show em!!)
@kilo
everbody with puszzy is good to u, u even said that horse face sexq is fine!!GFOH that chic is more than ugly
@ Purpple: Okay??? We just had our “thanksgiving” “potluck” here, I walked in and it was mounds and mounds of creamed corn and various casseroles that smell like dead cat armpit. I just walked right on past and got my jalapeno chex mix (they were out of the cheetos) from the vending machine. I don’t know what kind of trailer fungus might be floating in that stew of mess.
@ sxyQ Baby get Oshie to talk 2 me. All of us can B like three pees in a pod!
leave troll leave why say im leaving and here the hell you are back on here leave leave leave!
@ ALL MY FELLOW GERM-O-PHOBES
I FEEL YOU ALL. AND I’M GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WHO’S LIKE THAT. I SCRUB MY HANDS DOWN, THEN I GET THE HAND SANITIZER. I KEEP A BOTTLE IN MY POCKET BOOK, ON MY DESK, AND IN MY BEDROOM. AND I KEEP THE LYSOL ON HAND AT ALLLL TIMES.
PURPPLE, PURPPLE, PURPPLE……..
you done opened that door, the stall door, touched the toilet paper holder and put your hands inbetween your daym coochie and azz, ooooo you dirty bytch you betta wash them hand, I SAID WASH THEM NOT USE HAND SANITIZER….
_______________________________________________
oh shit, I think I just popped a bone aloose with that one……. purp you killin me over here lady.
yes sanitizer does NOT override soap and water. FACT
@ jason One mans trash is nother mans treasure. So I guess we agree to disagree!
@ Oshie – I’m light skinned duh.:
What’s good Osh? Ready for T-Day?
@ whoever you are: I’m not wearing makeup, I just took this pic with my phone. I just wanted to prove that I do exist. However, this is not a beauty contest, and I don’t see your pic, so please STFU ASAP thanks.
the only fine chics on this site is sweetchics and nikki the rest are UGLYYYYYYYYY!!
LMAO @ Purpple
Is that why some women don’t wash? Because they use toilet paper? They’re crazy — crazy and nasty. And I’m sure they’re some of the same ones who want to bring their food to work, shake your hand, etc. Disgusting!
Most, if not all surfaces, no matter how clean, carry germs. Heck, I’m even paranoid about putting my hand on the escalator rail or on a pole in the Metro because you don’t know who else has used them. The same with bathrooms — Clean thyself!
Hi, Daywalker
LMFAO@ Nina
Now I do not mean most jamaican men but you aint neva meant any ones like say, Elepahnt man, that wear earrings a whole bunch of jewelry, bracelts tight jeans short shirt type thing? LOL i done seen a few and it puzzles me because Jamaican and Metrosexual are not synonomous but ive seen it and it makes me so confused to whethere it is just that island style or if they are metrosexual.
HOW SASHAY SHONTAY END UP BRINGING ALL SHEM’S FRIENDS UP IN HERE FOR A DOOKIE CHUTE ORGY?(scratching my head in confusion..lol) OH WELL.
@KILO
I DONT KNOW WHY OSH KOSH WONT TALK TO YOU SWEETHEART.(lol..you so crazy)
@OSH
BE NICE TO MY KILO!!!
I see its time to do another BEYONCE AND JAY-Z vs YOU AND YOUR NIGGA comparison
1. Jay and Bey are at the Knicks game courtside, Youre in court waiting to see if your nigga will get probation or violated……again.
2. Jay is growing out his nappy hair, your nappy sh*t wont grow plus you cover it with an even nappier weave.
3. Jay and Bey made $182 million so far this year, you made $182 this month and 1/2 of that your n*gga stole.
4. Its Thanksgiving and Jay and Bey will probably have 100 people over for dinner at their mansion or condo for a get together, you’ll have 20 people over, another 20 n*ggas you dont know, some of your sh*t will turn up missing, your cousin and uncles will get drunk and get into a fight (all in front of your multiple kids)the cops will show up and shut your sh*t down!
5. Jay and Bey will have To-Go tins for leftovers, your family aint gonna return your bootleg tupperware or your old cool whip containers.
6am I love you all!
daywalker .. whaddup dawg.. can you grace me again with the flashlight scene and the girl goo in the snooch section.. dawg i told some folks here in the D (although its cold as hell in D man) and they are into that saying dawg that was crazy as hell can you grace me with it again?
@ PURPLE: Alright bitch, don’t try to get smart you and that horse bitch been on my nerves all morning I just ain’t said shit!
@ jason U seen Lady Architect?? She is FIYAH!
@ sxy: Girl, you are too cute! I see your new pic, you are like a damn barbie doll already!
@ day: Yeah, I’m ready, I’m writing down all of Nina’s durty jokes to tell my inlaws! Because they don’t already hate me enough!
@ jason: you know that pic of sweetcheeks ain’t her, right???
@oshie aka ugly white b8tch
aww u getting emotional cause we called u ugly!!LOL
OSH, QUITE EXPLAINING YOUR PHOTO TO FOOLS WHO HAVE NO PHOTO’S UP, OR WHO STEAL THE PHOTO’S OF OTHERS. I UNDERSTAND THE ONES WHO CHOOSE NOT TO PUT UP A GRAVIE OF THEMSELVES, BUT STILL MAINTAIN THE ABILITY TO BE CIVIL AND PLEASANT WITH OTHERS. BUT TO THE ROTTEN SUCKERS WHO JUST PREY ON OTHERS NEGATIVELY, WITH NO GRAVIE, COME ON NOW. YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT REALLY IS.
the jamaicans i have messed with all were hanging ….i am fixin to get on my knees and start praying again!!!
@Oshie
Dead @ “dead cat armpit” I’ve never heard that, lol.
@Daywalker
“I wash my hands before AND after I go to the bathroom!”
Oh, I have no doubt about that — you strike me as a very well-groomed man.
PURPPLE….. Oh shit you right about elephant man… he look like he’ll fuck the shit outta you… and your homeboy!! bumbaclot…smh
ooh back in the day I had a huge crush on Beenie Man.. sim simma pass me da keys to ma beema …lol
@Sydney:
And I thought I was the only one who “Held it till I got home”! The only two places I go are at work and at home and that’s because I clean the bathroom in my office and at my house! I don’t even consider public bathrooms unless I haveta’ pee, and even then a lot of the time they don’t even have soap!
@oshie
i have seen her pic b4, not the one with the breast holding… she is fine and nkki underwood too is cute!!
@ sxyQ Thanks baby, U can only do what U can do. U no U fine for real tho I member pics U had up of your whole body and DAMN things I cld think to do to ya. No disrespect…U is a slim goody tho FO REAL!
Hi Kilo. I’m being nice to you.
Lady A got some big ol tittays.
Sydney
@Oshie
Dead @ “dead cat armpit” I’ve never heard that, lol.
@Daywalker
“I wash my hands before AND after I go to the bathroom!”
Oh, I have no doubt about that — you strike me as a very well-groomed man.
____________________________________________________
I like to think of myself as ruggedly handsome.
Nina Knows
@ PURPLE: Alright bitch, don’t try to get smart you and that horse bitch been on my nerves all morning I just ain’t said shit!
_____________________________________________-
OH SHIT, NOW SOMEBODY COPYING ME TOO…. oh my, DOES THIS MEAN I’M FAMOUS NOW?
Lo and be hold, I have my very own STAN!! I wanna first thank my mama, then this job for having internet access… thank you, thank you.
@Oshie – I’m light skinned duh.
Oh, I got jokes………
slides like fresh pr of gats i agree with you on the leave comment!
@KILO
lady ach is not cute dawg, come on!! what is wrong with u?? have u seen sweetchics and nikki.
fyi sweet cheeks has never had her real picture on bossip i know her we work together and she is a good friend of mine she is very attractive but you have never seen the real her!!!!
@ Oshie What I gotta do so you will acknowledge me?? SxyQ wld get it first but U def. wld be next. Whats up?
@ jason: please explain what indicated that I was getting emotional?
I know I ain’t ugly, and I’m not fitting to argue with you about it. Because you’re that busted up Robert Deniro looking fucker with the fugly ass baby who was trying to holler at Z. She said she didn’t want you, get the fuck over it. Channel your anger at someone else, perhaps your baby mama for making such an ugly kid.
Naw you ain’t the only one who saw it the same way you did = a joke… that’s why I co-signed your first statement…
I couldn’t believe all the comments made on that reference to Jay-Z nappy hair either…
Jay-Z chose not to brush his hair and so?
@shoehorse
He got his own barber on call and has made more money than everybody on here… He doesn’t have to work another day in his life if he chooses not to… His watch alone is more than most of the people on here salary…
TOUCHE’
nina knows.. you are hilarious girl i wanna thank my mama , girl you crazy but cool crazy you done made my day lady keep going!
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: “What are you doing here today?”
Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”
Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25.”
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. A couple months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: “Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?”
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] “Unh unh.”
@Daywalker
It’s rare that I’ll use a public bathroom — maybe at a restaurant, but I’ll clean up when I get home. So I completely understand where you’re coming from.
One word for Jay-Z “NO”
Ugh. I used to like Beenie Man too. I don’t know why. I bet he smells like patchouli and rotten kale.
@ OSHIE- Seriously, who gives a fuck u light-skinned? Why u keep throwing that shit up in ppls face, we don’t give a fuck…not tryna be mean, I’m just saying…
@ anonymous says
daywalker .. whaddup dawg.. can you grace me again with the flashlight scene and the girl goo in the snooch section.. dawg i told some folks here in the D (although its cold as hell in D man) and they are into that saying dawg that was crazy as hell can you grace me with it again?
____________________________________________________
Like I said before, You not ony haveta make sure you stay clean, but you should check up on your girl too, cause she might be all sweetness and light in front of you, but some (Not sayin’ all before I get a ton of hate mail) females are not as clean as they portray themselves, doc!
@ jason Aint seen sweet cheeks. Nikki is fine you rite you rite! But I seen diff. pics of sexyQ and dat body is RITE, U mite not like her face, but I do. But how U gon hate on dat body she got? Come on dawg keep it real, if she was spread in front of ya U wld be leapin to fill dat space KEEP IT REAL!
Nina Oshie and Sydney I feel yall and Nina girl i bout went off in that bathroom cause i was shocked. I said ok you dont wash them daym hands if you dont want too but you reach over in my plate from now on and thats ur azz.
And im bout to say something funny az hellllz but nasty. Never eat from people you dont know and be careful with those you do know, always wash your hands frequently.I used to work with this girl, i used to share fries with her and all and then one day this dude that was real cool who starting working with us told me my daym work friend was picking her nose and eating her boogies at her desk. O MY GAWD I PISSED ON MYSELF THAT DAYM DAY CAUSE WE SET UP SHOP AND I CAUGHT HER AZZ!!!!!!!!!! OMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING, but that shyt had me bout to throw up too! I just had to reflect on what my life had come too hanging around somebody like that, so what I didnt know ..why didnt my psychic abilites kick in!!!!
THANK YOU KILO (blushing..)AND SEE, I EVEN GOT OSH KOSH TO SPEAK TO YOU!!(smile)
THANKS OSH!! YOU KNOW I TRY..LOL
@ Nina impostor: go suck a big fat knob my dear!
@ Anonymous: Yeah girl, I don’t kno who these bitches think they r I’m the real Nina K.
@Nina
“Man: “Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?”
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] “Unh unh.””
You’re wrong for this, lol!
OSHIE OSHIE OSSHHHIIIEEE Notice me baby NOTICE MEEEEE!!!!
And im bout to say something funny az hellllz but nasty. Never eat from people you dont know and be careful with those you do know, always wash your hands frequently.I used to work with this girl, i used to share fries with her and all and then one day this dude that was real cool who starting working with us told me my daym work friend was picking her nose and eating her boogies at her desk. O MY GAWD I PISSED ON MYSELF THAT DAYM DAY CAUSE WE SET UP SHOP AND I CAUGHT HER AZZ!!!!!!!!!! OMG I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING, but that shyt had me bout to throw up too! I just had to reflect on what my life had come too hanging around somebody like that, so what I didnt know ..why didnt my psychic abilites kick in!!!!
_____________________________________________
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I can’t believe people actually do that. I mean people who don’t have down’s syndrome.
@SLIDE
LOL.
TOUCHE’. TOUCHE’.
ACTING LIKE THEY AIN’T NEVER USED THAT TERM B4. DO I LIKE IT? NO. BUT I’M NOWHERE NEAR A HYPOCRITE.
I JUST CALL IT HOW I SEE IT.
AND TO SAY “I’M LEAVING BOSSIP”…YEAH RIGHT CRACKHEADS. HAHAHAHA! LIKE BOSSIP IS THEIR MAN /WOMAN.
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST SO HILARIOUS.
HI KILO WTF DO YOU WANT???
No I’m not, silly, I’m one ugly light skinned bitch! Duh
are all of yall fucking stupid , thats obviously racist, but when its a light skin person no one says shit , imagine if she said dark skin bitch SMDH
Sydney
@Daywalker
It’s rare that I’ll use a public bathroom — maybe at a restaurant, but I’ll clean up when I get home. So I completely understand where you’re coming from.
__________________________________________________
I try to avoid anything but peeing in public bathrooms, and I keep hand sanitizer in my truck too! I have to shake hands with dudes all the time and the majority of the time I’m like Damn! Now I gotta wash my hands again!
@ Oshie: No seriously O, this is the real Nina Knows, I think the fake one has stopped, why does it matter rather you light-skinned or dark-skinned? Do you see me writing Nina Knows-the dark skinned girl? We as black ppl need to stop throwin that shit up in folks faces fa real
@Purpple
“i used to share fries with her and all and then one day this dude that was real cool who starting working with us told me my daym work friend was picking her nose and eating her boogies at her desk.”
Stop, you’re making that up! LMAO!
@KILO
TRUST ME, HE/THEY ARE FEELIN MY FACE PROBABLY MORE THAN YOU. THATS WHY THEY STAY TALKIN ABOUT IT, AND STEALIN PHOTOS. LOL. DONT ARGUE A MUTE POINT WITH IDIOTS LUV.
HEY SYD!!
Ok, at the risk of offending people who hate me anyway, I have changed my screen name!
I hope I have appeased the angry masses!
@oshie aka ugly
LOL, damn ugly, calm down, i have never exchanged words with z in my entire life,so something is wrong with ur ugly azz!!LOL anyways ur face looks really ashy and u ugly,i have seen way way prettier white chics who work in my company, so STFU UGLY.
Ninnnaaaaaa……Dont START talking about Jamiacan men we crushing on because I WILL freaking call the spirit of Spragga Benz in this bytch. Now if I ever want to add stalking to my resume, IT WOULD BE HIZ AZZ!!!
And WTF is up with these imposters…its not hard to figure out that its a regular on here probrably someobdy who been conversating with us all day
If you cant stand me get in line and hold your breath so by the time i get around to addressing you youll be dead.
OHH OK. Oshie U said Hi to me. Now DATS what DA FUKK Im talkin bout. Shake haters off Oshie cause U lookin RITE! Thanks sxyQ! *huggin sxyQ wid a lil grind thrown in*
@ If I’m a Horse: gurl u ugly as shit who da fuck feelin that ugly ass pic wit that ironed out wig?
Now my face is ashy? Gosh, really? Hmm…
My face is ashy you guys! Can I borrow some baby oil? LMAO
Nina Knows
@ OSHIE- Seriously, who gives a fuck u light-skinned? Why u keep throwing that shit up in ppls face, we don’t give a fuck…not tryna be mean, I’m just saying…
__________________________________________
now i know I’ve said shit to you in the past… but for the record I DIDNT SAY THAT… I have a copy cat stan.
@Jason… Nik u is finnnnnnneeee as hell i know that mild sauce got me checking on her but if you ever see octavia on here and Sybil Blaze check them out it takes you to their my space pages and they are fine and sweet to talk to also! Octavia is only on in a blue moon and Sybil is on a little more but Sybil got those eyes man !
@Oshie – kiss my white ass!
The only thing that appeases me when I’m mad is Boobies!
Fact!
@ Red Boi: I co-sign wit u, dat bitch is ugly who lied to her?
HI KILO WTF DO YOU WANT???
Whatever U let me have!
LA LA LA LA LA. TAPPING FINGERS. AS THE WORLD TURNS, MORE DOOKIE CHUTERS APPEAR. LA LA LA LA LA.
YOU’RE WELCOME KILO DEAR.
OSHIE ISNT LITESKINNED. SHE’S WHITE.
@light skin sister
i feel u sis, that white ugly b*tch is looking for attention.
@ the real Nina: I know, I have mastered the science of right clicking on people’s names to see if it’s them or not. It’s really difficult and takes a long time *sarcasm*
U BETTER HAVE WHITE BITCH , WITH YOUR FUKING MULLET
Hey SxyQ! I’m getting a little confused with the impostors infiltrating the thread, so I wasn’t sure it was you.
@Daywalker
What’s rugged about you, by the way?
****in my lil kim voice****
AND ANOTHER ONE
AND ANOTHER ONE
AND ANOTHER ONE
AND ANOTHER ONE
SOON THEY’LL BE THOUSANDS OF THEM.
@ Purple: Yeah bitch they been copying me all day I’m like what’s wrong with these muthufuckas they trying to get back at us for something we did to them in the past or some shit but yeah I feel you about dem Jamaicans I can work the dick out of one LMFAO!
Soooooooooooooo…I can’t watch that “cold in the D” video at twork……sooooooooooo
can someone tell me what I’m missing…if anything
@ jason: if I’m looking for attention, then what are you looking for? Pussy? an internet fight? You’re a fucking tragedy.
ATLEAST MY BLACK BROTHER JASON IS STRONG ENOUGH TO EXPOSE THIS WHITE BITCH
@oshie aka ugly white wanna be black cunt
u always have dry jokes……. u ugly cunt.
IT’S ME SYD!! LOL. EVEN IF YOU DONT FEEL LIKE RIGHT CLICKING THE PHOTO, JUST REMEMBER THAT MY PROPERTIES START WITH 25e
@jason:
Dude, I hate to break it to you in such crass terms, but almost any female can get attention from a dude! It really doesn’t take much for most cats!
Sydney I swear to Gawd Im not making that up, I wouldnt even want to associate myself with a character like that
the first time he told me I didnt believe it because I never saw it and something like that for a 25 year old woman is just unbelievalbe. The only way I caught her is because he came right to my desk while she was doing it and whispered in my ear for me to turn around. I was shocked and would still NOT believe it to this day if i did not see it with my own two eyes, she rolled it under her plastic tipped french manicured nails and ate that daym boogie.
This is not a mullet…? Eh
Down with Oshie!
Down with Oshie!
Down with Oshie!
Down with Oshie!
Down with Oshie!
Down with Oshie!
Down with Oshie!
Down with Oshie!
Down with Oshie!
@Daywalker
u may be right dude, but i am not that kind of dude, i am very picky!!!!
LOOSE TERM DEFINITION OF A MULLET
HAIR CUT LOW ON RIGHT AND LEFT SIDE, HAIR STANDING UP IN THE TOP OF HEAD, SHAG IN BACK.
lol..hey Nina’s never called my a bitch to date so I dont think thats her imposter…and all this imposter ishh is blowing me!…I know thats you Ray J and Rin TimTim
@ MOST ALL OF YA’LL: OSHIE, PURPLE, HORSE UGLY WOMAN: Do any of ya’ll bitches work? I’m bout to get off my lunch break, I prob type on here twice a week every day during my break I get on here and I C Ya’ll same bitches on here posting comments ALL DAMN day long, clealy you don’t work
Nina Knows
@ Purple: Yeah bitch they been copying me all day I’m like what’s wrong with these muthufuckas they trying to get back at us for something we did to them in the past or some shit but yeah I feel you about dem Jamaicans I can work the dick out of one LMFAO!
______________________________________________
this shit is childish… i would NEVER say I can work a dick… smh
Now I know imitation is suppose to be flattery, but this shit is FRUSTRATING!!
@Sydney:
@Daywalker
What’s rugged about you, by the way?
____________________________________________________
Just my overall looks. I’m a big guy, but my personality is that of a teddy bear. Unless I’m ticked off, then it becomes Grizzly Bear!
Now where’s that Goldilocks with my marshmallows, dammit!
I COME ON HERE OFTEN AND I READ THE COMMENTS ON HERE AND WHO DO I SEE ARGUEING WIT BLACK MEN, THAT WHITE GIRL OSHIE , AND NOW SHE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT LIGHT SKINED PEOPLE , NO ONES GUNNA DO ANYTHING, HELL NAW AND DAYWALKER U SELL-OUT
daywalker.. i feel you dawg like that Kobe rapist chick who had about 5 different sperm stains in her drawers… nasty man nasty! dawg i carry all kinds of things with just in case they forgot, terrance Howard aint got nothing on me man!
@Oshie – Unite against me, for I am what is holding you back!
I’m down witcha! Can you dig?
PURPPLE
lol..hey Nina’s never called my a bitch to date so I dont think thats her imposter…and all this imposter ishh is blowing me!…I know thats you Ray J and Rin TimTim
___________________________________________
THANK YOU PURPPLE! and whatever bitch made mutha fucka used Nina K. is a dumbass.. Nina Knows has a nice ring to it.. Nina K. sounds stupid.
J J, HAYYYYYYYY!!(2 snaps ) LISTEN UP CHUTER. WE DIDNT ASK YOU WHERE YOU WERE GOING. AND I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY WE DONT CARE!!!! DONT WORRY ABOUT WHAT WE HAVE TO DO, OR WHERE WE ARE. JUST CONCERN YOURSELF WITH YOUR SPLIT PERSONALITIES AND WHERE YOUR NEXT BOYFRIEND IS COMING FROM.
HAVE A GOOD LUNCH BY THE WAY.
@ PURPLE: how can da fuck i be Ray J or Tim Tim I ain’t no fuckin fag ho but what the fuck r u wit dem big ass ugly grandma lookin feet, bitch got long ass fuckin feet
@osh
i get puzzy on a regular cause my baby girl gives it to me!! but u are just looking for a fight, u white ugly sl*t.
Nina, you have an impostor? Girl, maybe you need to post a gravie.
@Purpple
“I was shocked and would still NOT believe it to this day if i did not see it with my own two eyes, she rolled it under her plastic tipped french manicured nails and ate that daym boogie”
She had the nerve to do that with a French manicure. SMDH. Yuck!! I’ve heard of people clipping their nails, popping gum, etc., but that’s something else. Someone needs to break her out of that unseemly habit.