Diddy: I Am King

Posted on November 26th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Diddy, News, SMH

Posted by Bossip Staff

This has got to be one of the funniest cats out there for saying that this video was his audition to be the first black Bond. Uhhh…no. This is a little thing called a music video, with Bond theme music instead of rap. SMH

  • Mrs. Rance

    No one is saying you can’t look the part Diddy. You got the dapper thing on lock. The problem is your acting skills bruh. The first black James Bond needs to be as excellent an actor as Barack is a politician and you ain’t there my dude. No offense.

  • Oshie – I’m White. Discuss.

    I wish someone would fire him. Where’s Donald?

  • James

    I am so confused at why he wants to be bond….diddy is a joke, everyone makes fun of him… he just needs to go away and hump his little man servent! i hate him!

  • Unique

    “The problem is your acting skills bruh. The first black James Bond needs to be as excellent an actor as Barack is a politician and you ain’t there my dude. No offense.”

    OKAY! I Couldn’t agree more. But, I must say, he knows how to pull in them sales- dedicating the fragrance and all. LOL. I aint mad at you.

  • mandah… 21 like Black Jack… i had to tell em!

    diddy, diddy diddy…where oh where do i start.

    1. in order to PLAY someone in a MOVIE you have to be able to A C T.

    2. In order to be a RAPPER you have to be able to RAP

    3. in order to sell fragrances they shouldnt smell like TOILET WATER.

    4.walking around a foreign country with white hoes DOES NOT , I REPEAT, NOT MAKE U QUALIFIED TO PLAY JAMES BOND. I CANT SEE YO ASS WINNING A FIGHT WITH A TURTLENECK LET ALONE ANOTHER HUMAN BEING! HA!

    5. AND LAST BUT MOST DEF NOT LEAST ; H O E S I T DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

  • Pryncess

    looks more like an extended Sean John commercial. smh.

  • Diamond

    Not only are his acting skills suspect, but he just does not look like a James Bond to me.

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown Til It Go DOWN!)

    BAHAHAHAHAHAH Diddy you rat faced bastard!!…you make me laugh. You could only pull it off with your swagger, but your face and um EVERYTHING ELSE would kill it for me. I wouldnt be able to sit through seeing you talk through your horse teeth the whole movie, with flies hovering around your open mouth that you can never seem to close

  • NOLYINGHERE

    DIDDY IS SO FULL OF HIMSELF!!! THERE IS NO WAY ANYBODY WANT TO SEE HIM AS A ‘BLACK JAMES BOND” FACT IS , PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN TIRED OF SEEING HIM!!!

  • Pynk (KICK ROCKS WITH THE KICKS YOU ROCK)

    I wish I could send Diddy to the corner.

  • Dizzy McElroy

    Atleast this will do us better than Souljaz Boi and Lil Weezy

  • PURPPLE

    my o my I know he missed those days back in 95 when Biggie and Puffy was the shyt, O how it seemed like yesterday…..Shyt i miss those days.

  • CMJ24

    this is Diddy’s world, we all jus live in it……why is this guy such a fcukin thickheaded dude who now believes HE is entitled to be the black james bond……i have fantasies too Diddy…..what a joke…..

  • Candid Canuck

    *no homo* this role should go to Henry Simmons or Boris Kudjoe.

  • Candid Canuck

    … or actually, Iris Eldra. ( :) i know the spelling)

  • YGB

    Oh Shut the f*ck up Diddy! Damn!

  • Janet yo mother

    KNOW!

  • Mz_Magnificent1 LUVS Her Prez

    @ Tim Tim…JOEY BISHOP is MY boo/e-crush (he just don’t know it yet LMAO) so fall the fyck back!!! LOL

    Movin on…

    Diddy is a fyckin fool…the next James Bond? I think not! This needs to be filed in the “Nobody Cares” and “N*gga Please” section…

  • LeLe

    The Video was kind of boring but I must say DIDDY looked good in it!

  • Lady elle

    He can wear a suit but huh….him as James Bond to me is almost laughable.

    He needs to work on his acting chops.

  • T

    Diddy is washed up! Ole bisexual ninja!

  • YGB

    Diddy is washed up! Ole bisexual ninja! – LOL @ this. But yeah, he needs to stay in his lane!

  • what?

    DIDDY MUST NOT BE THE FIRST BLACK JAMES BOND! In fact folks should start a petition against this!

    Furthermore, what’s up with all the blonde women…we have a black president who is sharing his love with a brown skinned black woman (First Lady to be)…Diddy in this clip is supporting the stereotype that black men only feel powerful if they have a white woman on their arm.

    BETTER CANDIDATES for a BLACK JAMES BOND include:

    Idris Elba

    Terrence Howard

    Boris Kodjoe

    Terrence Howard

    Chiwetel Ejiofor

    Taye Diggs

    Colin Salmon

    In other words…GOOD LOOKING POWERFUL BLACK MEN! AND they can actually act. Diddy has BOUGHT his way into acting…HE IS NOT AN ACTOR…people laugh at him in the acting world behind his back all the time…

  • The Th3rd

    This role should go to someone who is an elegant black actor. Not Some

    Stank Breath

    Can’t keep his mouth closed

    Do anything for money even if it means selling his soul

    Unmarried with baby mammas and kids

    every person that was ever affiliated with him is dead in jail, or nobody no where they are

    Bi

    Still keeps some untalented broad who has no talent just so he can get his pleasure

    name changing

    Shuck and Jive master

    Arrogant ad obnoxious person like

    Diddy AKA Sean John P Diddy Puff Daddy, Ciroc obama whatever he calls himself

    He should sit down and raise his kids

  • d

    Nice and Monaco are gorgeous! I would have to say that it would have been nice to see some “Darker” Bond Girls. Especially if you speak of King, Ali, or Obama. Just a thought. If you have the ability to make something hot, then do it. Be Innovative, not unremarkable

  • chaka1

    We are NEVER getting rid of Diddy are we?

  • The Th3rd

    oh and he cant act for his life, unless he is playing an asshole

  • Davina

    He wanna play the race card… they are all white in his video!!! it makes me sick

  • da darkness

    dat was hard. B.I.G. is in the sky clapping with his hands not with a pistol. SJ did dat! Oh the black bunny up in there ooooh ms. universe.

  • da darkness

    no words that’s what we people in cinema call a film.

  • Lady elle

    @ Bad Boy

    I have one question for you:

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SEAN COMBS ACTING ABILITY?

    :)

    I agree with your post 100%

  • Mister Anderson says

    Body language tells all. Sean Combs himself, does NOT believe he is suited to play James Bond. Read his body language: he turns away from the camera as he makes his plea.

    Dude had mad heat in 1994.

    It’s almost 2k9.

    We’re not feeling you like that my dude.

    Go raise your kids and spend time with your family.

  • so 510 bay

    LMAO, Stupid! He if gets the part it would be the lowiest grossing bond ever!! Matter fact if he stars in any film IT WILL FLOP!!

  • fancy

    umm…to be cast as james bond you have to have sex appeal, not fugly appeal..

  • fancy

    black and white people are not the only people living in America, to have a minority James Bond would be a good look even it he is not black…besides the only one i think would ever be james bond is Will Smith!! unless you guys can think of a BLACK hollywood A-lister who also fits the bill?

  • iluvprada

    ummmm NO! It’s really sad dat dis kat has nothin better 2 do wit his time then 2 beg to be the next James Bond! WTF…dude the answer is NO! Stop begging already! He has ‘some’ talent but this just anit 1 of them! SORRY!

    Anyone in their right mind, please ignore DIDDY, PUFF, WHATEVA!

  • shoehorse

    I LOVE DIDDY. I LOVE THE MESSAGE. I LOVE THE WAY HE LOOKS. I LOVE HIS SUCCESS. BUT, BABY YOU DON’T LOOK RIGHT DOING THAT THERE. YOU SHOULD JUST STICK TO MAKING MUSIC AND BEING CUTE.

  • arionie

    i likes diddy just b/c his ass is a scorpio like me…but he should stick to being the self-proclaimed mogul that he is, i can vision him now on set yelling at his 20 different assistants for organic applesauce and cheesecake…..

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair Of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    my o my I know he missed those days back in 95 when Biggie and Puffy was the shyt, O how it seemed like yesterday…..Shyt i miss those days.

    ________________________________________________

    @PURPPLE

    Those were the days!!!!

    *sigh*

    You ain’t the only one feeling that way Sis…

    When artist were doing it for the love of the music…

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair Of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    Oh yeah, I liked this joint

    *I guess I’m the only one*

    Good Luck to him :-)

  • D

    Some tell this fool looking flashy in a suit isn’t the only skill set required to play James Bond. First off, as has been tradition, you must be BRITISH. And if we’re trying to go black, there are much more qualified brothers from the UK that could play Bond, including Idris Elba and Chiwetel Ejiofor. I’ve seen both of them in a myriad of roles, and they can both throw a punch, something I have yet to see Diddy over fake like he can do in a tasteless video. Please throw your money somewhere else.

  • w.w.

    pure comedy, he is not even acting in it, wth. if this is an audition tape, it is sad as ever…

  • GeezyWheezy

    >>>> No I actually think he would make a Good BBond.. I mean if you don’t believe in yourslef who else should or will.. You gotta be your own best cheerleader and Diddy is just an example of that.. HE GOT HELLA SWAAGER.. COME ON DON’T Front.. I mean I’d go see it .. Staright Up..You’ll know he is an ANIMAL>. who didn’t watch making hte Bands and Diddy Runs the City and I wanna work for Diddy… he kepts your imagination.. F IT.. I’m down with him,.. the rest can roll..

  • Lola A.G

    Acting involves SPEAKING…James Bond involves STUNTS..You my friend have done none of the above..

  • Kina

    Diddy is a good actor, so is mos def, rhizza, ll,fiddy, I would love to see a black bond. Why not? People should be more supportive of growth and movement, especially in the african american community. Why are people so mean?

  • http://esaw@rock.com esaw

    HE HAS NO ACTING SKILLS HE ALWAYSWALKS OFF BEAT,IWOUNDER WHY KNOWBODYS TALKING ABOUT HIM MESSING WITH CASSIDEY YOUNG ASSHES 39YEARS OLD SHE JUST TURN 19,AND HES BEEN MESSING WITHHER FOR ABOUTA YEAR,BUT SOTHAT MEANS HE WAS 38 SHE WAS BEARLY 18 BUT YALL WANNA SIT UPAND BASH R KELLY FORSAYING HE WOULD MESS WITH A 19 YAER OLD BUIT GIVE THIS FAG A PASS COME ON

  • PaulWhiskey

    I am a Diddy fan but he has bumped his damn head

  • pam

    WOW!? i guess all the black models were booked up. i wont be buying this cuz i dont like the way he is talking bout being KING but got a white girl all hugged up on him. clown ass ni**A

  • pam

    kina..ummm nobody is saying there shouldnt be a black bond. BUT it shouldnt be somebody who CANT act. there are MANY black men who have waaaaaaaay more experience in acting than diddy. i’ll just throw a name out there…JAMIE FOXX. an oscar winner.

  • wonder

    how is this in anyway reflective of obama, martin luther king, ali?

    how does traipsing around monaco and nice make you a king? why doesnt he just be real and say that its a hollywood glamour thing. the video has nothing to do with what was written at the beginning.

    and to actually suggest that you deserve to be the first black bond when you have a total of zero good examples of your acting skills to show it.

  • wonder

    how is this in anyway reflective of obama, martin luther king, ali?

    how does traipsing around monaco and nice make you a king? why doesnt he just be real and say that its a hollywood glamour thing. the video has nothing to do with what was written at the beginning.

    and to actually suggest that you deserve to be the first black bond when you have a total of zero good examples of your acting skills to show it.

  • Jaye

    Some people just have WAY more money and WAY more time than they know what to do with. Come on Diddy. If you want to be taken as a SERIOUS actor… take the thespian route and study the craft. Flashy “audition” videos like this will only make your potential colleagues resent you. And turn your proposed passion into a joke! Land the role as the first “Black Bond” based on merit and talent. Not NAME and industry pull…

    Have we learned NOTHING from the victory of Barack?

    Please stop this charade now… before you embarrass yourself any further.

    -Jaye

  • spongethong

    Lmao wow Diddy 4real? Corny ass rich N*gga!

  • http://leolabernard@sbcglobal.net Texas

    That looks just like a commerical. Diddy is not as good as he thinks he is. Let’s hope a real actor gets the Bond part.

  • DAR

    DOUBLE O COON

  • MS. MI

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HATERS. LEAVE DIDDY ALONE. ALL HE IS DOING IS TRYING TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY YOU BROKE ASS FOOLS WISH YOU HAD. THAT MOFO IS FINE AND IS DOING HIS THING. LEAVE HIM ALONE, GROW UP AND KEEP ALL THE NEGATIVTY TO YOURSELF.

  • ADIAMONDCENTER

    GOOD JOB DIDDY 4 THE EFFORT AND ENERGY ..BUT PLZ GO VACATION SOMEWHERES AND SIT THE FUK DOWN…YOU THE MAN OK …WE GOT IT ….DAMN WE GOT IT…..

  • ADIAMONDCENTER

    ….@DAR ….YOU WISH YOU HAD THAT COONS DICK AND MONEY …GO CRY!!!!!

  • Aoki Lee

    This Is An Open Letter to ALL Black Men:

    Please please please realize that you will NEVER get anywhere in life until you do right by the BLACK WOMAN.

    Barack Obama was considered a serious candidate & formidable opponent by whites because he had beautiful Michelle by his side.

    If Barack fell prey to the black man’s Kryptonite {the white woman} I do not believe he would’ve gotten as far as he did & he for damn sure would NOT have become the President!

  • Aoki Lee

    I do think Puff exemplifies the persona of James Bond but his constant crave & lust for white women will surely keep him from getting the chance.

    If Hollywood decides to make the next Bond black mark my words it’ll go to an un-known black Brit or WILL SMITH because he has JADA as a wife!

    Hollywood finds black men who marry black women enduring look at who is truly successful:

    Will Smith

    Denzel Washington

    Sam Jackson

    Don Cheadle

    Bernie Mac {rip}

    These men all married BLACK WOMEN

    Hollywood turned their back on stupid ass Wesley Snipes & Dave Chappelle’s 7:30 ass is considered a HUGE insurance liability

  • Aoki Lee

    pam

    WOW!? i guess all the black models were booked up. i wont be buying this cuz i dont like the way he is talking bout being KING but got a white girl all hugged up on him. clown ass ni**A

    —————————————————

    Exactly Pam! This is what my above posts is about

  • Aoki Lee

    If Puff married Kim Porter he will accomplish all his goals much quicker than he is his own accord.

    It’s my belief that Puffy wants to escape his rapper ‘bad boy’ image & the best way to do that is thru marriage to a beautiful black woman who emulates HIM! black men just look better when they have a beautiful brown skinned sista by their side

  • DAR

    ADIAMONDCENTER sounds like to me u just got through sucking P Coon’s dick

  • DAR

    Ms. MI acting like a coon make money, than more power to him.

  • I Still Can’t Find a Screen name!!!

    WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LJ

    Yes…diddy does get on everyones nerves…but i must say that was kinda inspiring. so what ever take the video or leave it. i liked it…dont mean i like him…and YES WE ALL HAVE A CALLING IT IS IF YOU CHOOSE TO ANSWER IT OR NOT.

  • http://www.holdmypurse.blogspot.com BagLady

    What in the hell. He was trying hard to keep his mouth closed. James Bond didnt just lay around with women and gamble all day. I say give it to Idris Elba *butterflies*

  • Patrick

    wtf??? learn how to act…audition tapes to play in movies are made to impress casting directors with your ACTING…not how rich you are to spend money on stupid helicopters and jsut walking in slow motion the whole time!! if you ever get that world it would be the worst decision any movie director could possibly make for show business and youd just make a fool of yourself even though you already are. seriously audition tapes are to show off your acting and these were the longest and most boring 6 minutes of my life

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