But Wouldn’t Bust A Grape In A Fruit Fight: A Gallery Of Guys Who Really Aint Bout That Life

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, The Side-eye


Yeah, ok.

Guys Who Talk Tough But We Don’t Believe Them

We all know summertime brings out the quick to swing, swole in the chest, too-small wife-beater wearing fellas, but it also brings out the marshmallow men who like to talk and act tough when they’re really more like tootsie roll pops than jawbreakers.

Hard and shiny on the outside, but sweet and mushy on the inside.

Hit the flip to check out a gallery of guys that are gonna need way more people. Cause we don’t believe them.

Images via Wenn/Splashnews

Chris Brown
Temper tantrums, domestic violence, and emotional outbursts all make THIS Chris Breezy way more believable than this one…

Ray J
Actually, it is a game. And this dude stays losing.  He even lost his money team spot to this guy…

Speaking of this guy…

Justin Bieber
Between parking lot pimp slapping paparazzi to taking photos with these people…

..we’re expecting a name change to “Bad Azz Bieber” any day now. We don’t approve.

Bow Wow
Sorry, Shad, but no matter how slick you talk in interviews or how many times you take pictures like this one….we’ll always see this…

Drake
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