Apocalypse Now: 10 Famous People That Could Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

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Celebrities That Would Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

The Zombie Apocalypse is coming!!!! Beware! Save yourselves!

The end of days are near, and it turns out that the end times are coming and it’ll be here thanks to the undead eating our faces and brains when we’re all sleeping. Just like the Mayans predicted.

However, we may not all be doomed. Okay, we’ll be doomed. But some famous people won’t be. Take a look at some possible zombie apocalypse survivors.

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The Rock – Just because he’s a bada$$.

Jay-Z – You think the president of the Illuminati will let zombies take him out? Of course not!

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Barack Obama – Obeezy is the leader of the free world so he’s probably got enough of a contingency plan set up to survive. The rest of us are screwed though.

Rick Ross – When the zombies come, we have to go underground. And Rozay has enough fat stored away for a few months. He’d be the last one left.

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Usain Bolt – He could outrun the zombies. Easy.

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Rihanna – She just uses her magical poon to get the zombies to fight each other over her and it’ll all work out for her.

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Kris Humphries – Well, he looks like a zombie already so they’d just think he was one of them.

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Nicki Minaj – We assume the zombies would be tired from chewing through all the plastic that she could buy at least two months of chewed up booty before they got to any actual skin. Those cakes are safe and sound.

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Tyler Perry – Just do a Madea impression. Not even the undead would want to come near.

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