What a Dummy Looks Like: Plaxico Turns Himself In

Posted on December 1st, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, One-Time, Sports

Posted by Bossip Staff

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After “supposedly” shooting himself in the leg at a NYC club Friday night, NY Giants star receiver Plaxico Burress has turned himself in:

NEW YORK (AP) — Plaxico Burress arrived at a police station early Monday morning, where he was expected to be charged after accidentally shooting himself in the right thigh.The New York Giants star wide receiver arrived in a black Cadillac Escalade wearing jeans and a black coat. Burress, who was not visibly limping, did not speak to the media and walked directly into the precinct.

Burress’ lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, wrote in an e-mail to The Associated Press on Sunday that he was advised the player planned to plead not guilty to criminal possession of a weapon. “I do not expect that Mr. Burress will make a statement,” Brafman wrote. He met with Burress for about an hour Sunday at the player’s home in New Jersey.

“I would ask that his fans, the Giants and the media withhold judgment in this matter until all of the facts have been disclosed,” Brafman wrote to the AP.

Brafman is a well-known criminal lawyer who has defended mobsters and other high-profile figures, including hip-hop impresario Sean “Diddy” Combs on a bribery and gun possession charge in 2001.

Burress shot himself at a Manhattan nightclub Friday night and was released from a hospital early Saturday, the Giants said.

Someone needed to tell the dummy that he shouldn’t be going to a club where he thinks he needs to carry some live heat. You’re not a thug, matter of fact, Fu*k a Thug.

When you come and make it, keep it simple, fall back, you’re extremely fortunate. The media is always waiting in the cut to hang your Black ass.

  • uptowngirl

    what a dumb ass

  • asdgadg

    He could’ve gotten away with it……SMH

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Silly…what you do is, go to the nearest ligquor store, pour a forty on the wound, and wrap it up…no one would ever have to know…

  • pm

    I think i will withhold judgment in this matter until all of the facts have been disclosed

  • Traylin

    What a mess…why do these sports figures and stars continue to get themselves in trouble??? Its crazy!

  • Tealeaf

    Too bad he couldn’t buy some common sense with all that money

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    @Purrple

    …all he had to do was pour a forty on it…he would’ve been straight…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Why is his name Plaxico…that’s whats really baffling here…

  • Mock Rock Star

    So…did the Bears win last night???

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    His name reminds me of a gas station…

  • BKLYNZ OWN

    WATS UP WITH THAT FRUITY ASS GRAV

  • PURPPLE

    @Re

    Idunno Re what was he was gonna tell his coach when he was in too much pain to play Sunday?

    he real dumb cause he gave his team an opportunity to see they dont need him to win either…daym texaco.

  • PURPPLE

    All this football talk and I didnt say Yeah Ravens!

  • KEDA

    WOW!..THATS A SHAME, I HEARD ABOUT THIS OVER THE WEEKEND

  • Mock Rock Star

    Wow PURPPLE,
    Like 3 other people on here have the same type of gravie U do…wow I say

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    @Purpple

    Good point…but I’m telling you, all he needed was a forty…he’d be like, brand spankin new… ;-)

  • http://www.yahoo.COM Man, I just don’t care

    test

  • PURPPLE

    LMAO RE…..well he need you on his team of advisors cause now he’s facing that felony…even though they just need to gone head and dismiss it. If he is any type of smart his gun was registered and hopefully he will get a slap on the wrist for carrying it.

  • PURPPLE

    LOL RE im wondering the same think…Plexico…daym.

  • Ermy Erm (It’s a Mini-Blizzard Outside)

    Who is this person?

  • http://www.yahoo.COM Man, I just don’t care

    LOL. I think that “Million Dollar Contracts” effect the brain patterns of black athletes. I propose a new scientific study to examine…

  • MONEY IS A GIRL’S BEST FRIEND

    He done shot himself right out the league, poor thang.

    However his backup is get ready, it’s your time to shine baby :)

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    @Purpple

    Plaxico…does this conjure up thoughts of run down gas station with the cheapest gas prices around? Possibly in states like Texas?

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Daywalker
    ;-) It’s been awhile…hey you…

  • jeffstansberry

    @DAYWALKER
    “No study is required, man. The amount of stupidity is exponentially proportional to how much money they get paid! Just ask anybody on the 1990s Dallas Cowboys offensive line!”
    ___________________________________________________________

    LOL. There are numerous examples of “MichaelVicktitis.” The only known treatments are jail and dissolution of the contract. **sigh**

  • http://www.yahoo.COM Man, I just don’t care

    ??

  • http://www.yahoo.COM Man, I just don’t care

    @Daywalker
    Yeah, I been busy dude. (I desperatley need another job…)

  • PURPPLE

    RE Plexico conjures up thoughts of Gas and Plastic who the hell knows…

    Hey Day :)

  • PURPPLE

    Day I agree, Im not mad at him for having protection but the whole way he went about it just sounds dumb..he got too much $$$ for that.

    how are ya..good i hope.

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    @Purpple

    LMAO @ plastic! Plaxico actually could be a name for a giant corporate power plant that dumps toxic chemicals in rivers and lakes…

    @Daywalker

    *big bear hug back* I know! Hmm…Thanksgiving was fantastic! I ate plenty and fell asleep right after…slept like a baby bear in the winter…how was yours?

  • http://annoymous@yahoo.com anonymous says

    Daywalker… whatd good dawg hows that java run , are you still hitting that trail for your morning joe?

  • PURPPLE

    well hey hey now glad I can help Day ;)

    Moroon 4sho!

  • PURPPLE

    LMAO RE im thinking of friggin Plexiglass…I knew that name came from some type of plastic product and a gas station.

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    @Purpple

    LOL…

  • paulwhiskey06

    Dumbass. First off, this dude was already on a short leash with his team aka his damn job. Why would he be at a club with a gun? Couldnt have been anywhere he needed to be. I say that because where was security when it came time to search this dude? And if they let him in with a burner, they let anyone with in with burners? They got my man Vick for killing HIS dogs….get this clown too because someone else could have gotten hurt

  • Opie Taylor

    Is it just me, or does this Plaxico person resembles Obama with the whole shooting himself in the leg, granted, Obama’s shooting himself in a metaphorically way with his Affirmative Action-like choices for that mockery of a security team he assembled.

    2012 can’t get here soon enough for me. Sarah Palin is looking better by the minute.

  • Micaroni715

    The dumbass comparing Obama to Plaxico is sick. And then you insult anyone with a brain’s intelligence by mentioning Caribou Barbie. She is not fit to hold office.

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    Why would he be at a club with a gun? Couldnt have been anywhere he needed to be. I say that because where was security when it came time to search this dude? And if they let him in with a burner, they let anyone with in with burners?
    ___________________________________________________

    @paulwhiskey06

    He was carrying a gun because these high profile athletes be getting threatened and robbed ALL OF THE TIME!!! We just don’t hear about it because they don’t file police reports out of embarrassment…

    It’s sad Homie :-(

    When they go to the club, grimey a$$ ni@@as be in the cut plotting and planning to rob these dudes…

    Club owners let these big name dudes & celebrities in with all types of stuff… They even let them smoke weed in some spots – right IN FRONT OF on and off duty police officers!!!

    How do I know, I worked in the enterntainment industry and have friends who play professional sports and so I’ve seen some very interesting & crazy a$$ things with my own eyes…

    One time I was out with my man (*high profile athlete) and we had to leave a club one time ’cause a friend of ours who just got out of prison told us about a dude (*who he served time with) was over in the corner and had called the “stick up boys” to come over to the spot to rob him when he left…

    These low life career criminals be doing all types of sh#t… From coming up with birdbrain schemes plotting to KIDNAP these high profile atheletes triflin’ baby mommas and precious little innocent seeds to hold them for ransom = FOR REAL, NO BULLSH#T – I ain’t making this up!!!

    Remember he just signed a 5 year contract extension and got something like 13 Million up front…

    Point is, when news like this hits the media (*about how much money these people get)- A LOT OF BROKE A$$ NI@@AS be plotting to get their hands on these high profile individuals money and it’s NOT JUST the groupie broads poking holes in condoms…

  • Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin’ It Real – D’Original)

    @huss

    Fam, I’m not defending him AT ALL!!!

    ‘Cause obviously his dumb a$$ ain’t know how to handle the joint (his gun) and that’s how innocent peoples lives get lost, maimed and/or ruined because of people on that Dick Cheney sh#t…

    I was just giving an explanation as to why he had the gun on him, that’s all = to defend himself if someone tried to rob him…

  • http://www.damnsheugly.com damnsheugly

    lol, he’s rather dumb for this one. I’m a gun owner and licensed concealed carrier, matter of fact I carried one when I……..whatever, point is, if I had THAT much money and couldn’t legally carry a gun, I wouldn’t. I’d just hire my cousins to walk around with me with their guns. Now if you’re talking about having them stashed around the house and my cars, thats another story.

  • shana

    He is a fool. he had a license for the weapon in Fla. not New York. If he felt that he was not going to be safe at this nightclub he should of stayed home. Partying is not worth it.

  • huss

    @ Slide

    I hear you. I know you wasn’t trying to defend him or your friends.

    But at some point the question needs to be asked.

    Why do black athletes & rappers congregate @ poor/working class clubs?

    Why is it so important to go to these establishments jeweled out?

  • huss

    @ Opie

    I agree w/ your comment about Barack’s cabinet.

    He prove today that he’s a typical lying ass politician!

    What in the world would possess him to put Hillary Clinton

    and 1/2 of her husband’s former staff on his team,

    Didn’t this NEGROE cry CHANGE?!?! There’s so many former

    Clinton –and even Bush– former staff members on his committee

    Is anyone sure Hillary Clinton didn’t win?!

    This is sooooo suspect and I seriously have NO faith in Barack.

    He’s a puppet and he lied!

    This man said CHANGE.. SHOULDNT THAT MEAN NEW PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE?

  • Kelly

    Keep your head up Plax…..we’re praying for you!

  • april

    I personally do not feel sorry for him. Why would u bring a gun in a club, why isn’t your gun registered and last, why can’t you just hire security you have a 35 million dollar contract.He deserves everything he gets because that gun could have dropped and shot some one else. Then what?

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