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Look at these two heathens with their enormous, stretch-marked jugs pressed up against each other. Fellas, we know more is better, but Z-cups is pushing it a bit too far. SMH
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DaddyO
12/1/08, 18:50:pm
Gold
DaddyO
12/1/08, 18:51:pm
but goddam, who wants my medal for this thread.
Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin' It Real - D'Original)
12/1/08, 18:51:pm
@Bossip
Look at what y’all doing on the white man’s internet…
SMH @ you
shana
12/1/08, 18:51:pm
Gross
Mr Cee
12/1/08, 18:51:pm
lol@the cig, or blunt burn on her left *****ie, and the sweaty ***** burying himself into them…lmao
Oshie - I have nothing witty to add to my name today
12/1/08, 18:54:pm
That left one looks like it’s been through a war or two.
Slide Like A Fresh Pair of Gators (Keepin' It Real - D'Original)
12/1/08, 18:58:pm
@Bossip
The white man gave you the internet and this is what you choose to do with it?
deesac
12/1/08, 18:59:pm
Lord have mercy what I would do between all that good good lovin “Is that T.I. little head between those mountians?”
Lady elle
12/1/08, 18:59:pm
yuk…everything is not sexy
NIKKI UNDERWOOD
12/1/08, 19:01:pm
Im sad.
DaddyO
12/1/08, 19:05:pm
I’m sad too. Is the on the left a midget?
uptowngirl
12/1/08, 19:10:pm
This is all Monique’s fault.
lilianasanchez86
12/1/08, 19:12:pm
LMAO. those are some big ol tities hahahaha
Da Key
12/1/08, 19:12:pm
That entire outfit is way to small…not a good look. Neither is the suit dripping with sweat. That is a mess all across the board. God bless America.
QUEEN TINA
12/1/08, 19:14:pm
NEW YORK (I LOVE NEW YORK) GOT THESE BROADS *****ED UP—–I THINK WHEN YOUR TOP IS BIGGER THAN YOUR BOTTOM YOU SHOULD KEEP THAT ***** COVERED UP.
tiger
12/1/08, 19:18:pm
Big ***** don’t make up for a brown bag face. Bossip you just wasted *****e with this post.
Re
12/1/08, 19:19:pm
Her teeth look like a deck of cards…
Re
12/1/08, 19:22:pm
You know how people stick their tongue out their mouth?
She could stick her tongue out her TEETH…amazing…
I dont get it!
12/1/08, 19:24:pm
This is exactly why I’m in L.A. fitness 4 times a week putting that work in….that ish is nasty!
Pynk
12/1/08, 19:24:pm
Um, where the hell are their nipples? Was it Halloween? Why must some women insist on looking like straight up trash all the time…. That won’t attract no decent man… sheesh…
NIKKI UNDERWOOD
12/1/08, 15:38:pm
Pynk…
Their nipples are at Santa’s other office…the South Pole
Simply Ecstasy
12/1/08, 15:49:pm
Yea she got ***** but it’s obvious that the one on the right don’t got a DENTIST.
Man, I just don't care
12/1/08, 15:53:pm
@ PYNK
“That won’t attract no decent man… sheesh…”
___________________________________________________________
Umm… how do you define “decent man” cause I’m drawn to trash like a moth to a flame. LOL.
Daywalker(The Nightstalker
12/1/08, 15:57:pm
I like big *****! I really do, but not on these two!
Christmas Time aka ATXChick
12/1/08, 16:16:pm
Okay now it is almost 2009 and some females (not all) but some need to go and re-teach themselves how to dress. Just because it says XL 2XL 3XL dosent mean that it FITS you have to have a good body shape to wear stuff like that I dont even know what to say… its like my words are coming together… NASTY
SMDH
12/1/08, 16:27:pm
WTF is wrong with this board??? WHy aren’t the comments showing up?!?
JillyBean819
12/1/08, 16:29:pm
They could probably ‘nurse’ every sick child in Africa back to full health with those jugs.
Nina Knows
12/1/08, 16:32:pm
okay they are not the best things to look at but at least:
1. they ***** are real
2. no stretch marks (from what i see) bossip what are you talking about, they are big *****ies, but I dont see any stretch marks.
There are plenty of women who would pay for some *****y meat like that. The one with the red lipsick aint that bad, but the teeth on the other one are horrible.
shavondenise
12/1/08, 16:40:pm
What the hell??? F her *****! Her teeth look like some piano keys…BEING PLAYED!! LOL!!
Panthergod777
12/1/08, 16:42:pm
The ***** are nice but the grills are crashed!!!lol!!!
private Dancer
12/1/08, 16:50:pm
PYNK
decent men live in strip clubs looking for women like that don’t sleep!!!!
crazychris
12/1/08, 16:51:pm
i like them both i’m a freak
Raquel26
12/1/08, 17:01:pm
OMG!!!
It’s hungry-hungry hippos!!!
And the white ***** are their crack rock.
Ghetto HOT mess!
Micaroni715
12/1/08, 17:11:pm
Why does this site continue to post pictures of these monstrosities? This is not anything to be proud of. These freaks are monsters.
Mz_Magnificent1 LUVS Her Prez
12/1/08, 17:47:pm
My GOD!!! I was actually eating…I think imma vomit now!!!
I don’t know whats worst in these pics…the fact they stuffed themselves into those bustiers…the atrocious weaves…clown makeup…or the fact these women actually BELIEVE they look good.
They need to STOP the madness and get some self-respect…I’m convinced if you make it to the AllTheParties website you officially WACK lol.
joey bishop
12/1/08, 17:56:pm
uugh look at the ***** with the tomato mouth
PUPPLE
12/1/08, 17:58:pm
well where da hell the one on da left get that boustie for them *****tayyys(my best dave chappell voice)..They got me beat but i have a hard time finding real cute boustie’s. And her lipstick is a very very nice shade of Red. Those are the only 2 nice comments youll get outta me on this bossip.
joey bishop
12/1/08, 18:27:pm
*****s just dont know once you pull that top off,them *****ys gone swing around to the back and clap!
I Love Being Black (HOLD THE F*** UP!!!)
12/1/08, 19:04:pm
Wrong folks being caught in the camera lens. Pictures do not lie, folks!
Where’s the garbage can?!? hurrrllll
I Love Being Black (HOLD THE F*** UP!!!)
12/1/08, 19:07:pm
If the chick on the right gave a bruva some head…he would have a vasectomy and his d*ck looking like a shredded banana!
jjjjjjj
12/1/08, 19:09:pm
FIRST OFF.Y’ALL.ALL.SOME.*****EN HATERS AIN’T ***** WRONG WITH.THAT PICTURE I.C.Y’ALL HAVE NO LIFE NO JOB AND BE ON.THIS. WACK ***** WEBSITE PUTTIN UP.CORNY.WACK *****.COMMETS.AND A LOT OF U HOES TALKING AND PIC.LOOK LIKE.HORROR SHOWS AND U.BROKE ***** *****S EAT A *****
7lady
12/1/08, 19:40:pm
they look so stank and fat and fishy. that one with the messed up grill look like she a bite the ***** out you.
Candid Canuck
12/1/08, 19:52:pm
now that looks like fun!
Candid Canuck
12/1/08, 19:53:pm
@7lady
LMAO @ stank fat and fishy…. jacked up grill comment
Twilight
12/1/08, 19:53:pm
That’s just nasty. They look stinky fo real. YUCK!
fly_guy
12/1/08, 19:58:pm
one day hence, maybe a 100 years from now,
if there are any “african americans” left
in this country, they are going to hang their
heads in SHAME, that they share DNA with
THIS generation of DEGENERATES — “women”
who have no concept of MODESTY, and “men”,
who have no concept of RESPONSIBILITY.
If either the “men” or the “women” had ANY
sense of DECENCY, they would get themselves
STERILIZED, and stop s*****ing more of their
ILK.
kahmmillion
12/1/08, 20:03:pm
Ya’ll comments are as funny as the broad with the can opener for teeth….haha
Creole Baby Justa Snare & a 808
12/1/08, 20:13:pm
dirty jamacians
Tony Curtis
12/1/08, 20:33:pm
The 1 on the right teeth look like she has be chewing on gl*****.
BE
12/1/08, 20:36:pm
SMDH – NEED ATTENTION MUCH?
Seek the light beyond the shadows
12/1/08, 20:43:pm
Hey fly piece of *****.
It amazes me how boys like your self come on the site and start talking ***** about black people. I could bring up many situations about other races. Such as the nice white man who gave his little son an automatic weapon at a gun show to shoot himself in the head with. How about a certain religion that molest little children all in the name of the God. But I won’t resort to such levels. I will just say that you are living proof that idiots come in all shapes colors and sizes.
Rozza♥ - My Dog's Name Ain't Baby, It's Hannibal (Mr. Nibbles If You're Nasty!)
12/1/08, 20:49:pm
The one on the right has some hillbilly teeth and they look like some stacked up dominoes after the board has been slammed.
Yvonne
12/1/08, 21:05:pm
This is so freaking sad.
The chick on the right….I don’t even have words for her. I bet no can tell them they aren’t hot and sexy.
Truthhurts
12/1/08, 21:10:pm
They look better than that FAT WHITE TRASH that was trying to dance to Falsetto!!
Darkesthourgl*****
12/1/08, 21:29:pm
Nothing wrong with big ***** but they remind me of busted biscuits. Maybe if the clothes fit they wouldn’t look that bad. I wouldn’t even open my mouth if were the one on the right.
paulwhiskey06
12/1/08, 22:58:pm
I bet those tig-o-bitties smell like fish tank water
bee bee
12/1/08, 23:12:pm
As my Grandma would say, the one on the right could eat corn through a picket fence.
On a serious note, why, why, why would these women do this to themselves??? They look like flaming, hot messes.
CuDDLz
12/2/08, 00:53:am
Yuck!!!Their breast are nasty, because they probably sag low when their not in a bra. Also the one on the right, her teeth are really gross. Whoever has sex with her prolly does a lot of behind positions to avoid her face.
How Bad
12/2/08, 01:24:am
bossip you kill me yea they look a hot mess in thoes outfits but there is nothing wrong with having bit boobies more is not best but it had to be a flat chested chick to write this dumb shi8
Big Hawk
12/2/08, 02:35:am
Son is wildin’ out. Filth that Ludacris song. This cat is a buffoon! Ol’ girl need to be on hotghettomess.com or something. Damn!
Big Hawk
12/2/08, 02:37:am
Oh yeah. The chick on the right make Rah Digga’s teeth look immaculate..hahaha!!!!
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals!!!
12/2/08, 03:17:am
**whew**
DR.FUNK
12/2/08, 03:26:am
The stupidity here is that they are shameless FOR FREE.There’s a very lucrative market for BBW *****.GET PAID for your largeness.Do I have to explain everything?! SMH
Rawr
12/2/08, 10:02:am
@ Creole Baby Justa Snare & a 808
Don’t hype with the Dirty Jamaicans comment because you dont even know if those two are Jamaicans. Settle yourself, thanks.
And if she were to take off that corset her breast will fall faster than a comet
tookool
12/2/08, 10:18:am
Rule #1: Do not draw attention to yourself when your teeth look like a handful of drill bits.
Chanel Shades
12/2/08, 10:31:am
If these plump trannys is all the club has to offer all men report home to your wife immediately.
big ezy
12/2/08, 17:24:pm
aint nuthin wrong wit the ***** its they faces dat need work
dismymoney
12/2/08, 20:16:pm
@ uptowngirl
You know THAT’S right. Monique is to BLAME!!
BossLady
12/2/08, 21:22:pm
THEM HOES ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!!!! REAL TALK.
beloved
12/2/08, 23:26:pm
they dead ***** wrong for the outfits,and the 1 on the right is dead ***** wrong for opening her mouth
HANNIBALS PIMP AKA MR.BACKHAND
12/3/08, 00:17:am
come on homos we all love some big ***** especially to slide between them and poke her chin.
shes_FRESH*
12/4/08, 21:51:pm
Rawr
@ Creole Baby Justa Snare & a 808
Don’t hype with the Dirty Jamaicans comment because you dont even know if those two are Jamaicans. Settle yourself, thanks.
^^ Agreed.
Anyways it would be too easy 2 make fun of these chicks, but they breast spillin over is not cute @ all… No matter what size you are…
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12/6/08, 01:10:am
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