LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!

This lil tat on his stomach is so outdated. He has his shirt off, yet he’s posing like he’s cold…. I’m confused.

He’s practicing for you know what on my you know where!

WOW

Mmmmm

I think the look says… “Damn, I wonder what position I’ma hit that in first.”

He is so fine, does it matter?

uhm uhm uhm!!!nelly is so fineeeeeeee!

Take ya girl to the gym with you…

I have to say um uum mouth watering good GOOOD GAUD.

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy! Ashanti is a lucky biatch!!!

lol@ nik

wheat grass

and He loves Greens, Yam, Mac N cheese….

Whatever, this ish is Hott!!

Herp breakout

yeah nelly looks super good on this pic, but gotta crack a joke okay, lol on the pic of him standing up, ugh he looks like a kid in kindergarten that is sneaking in the corner digging in his nose then ate the booger, ugh! nasty but it does, he he he ha ha

….heart-attacks….

and he loves women with high blood pressure, diabetes, or high cholesterol…Gout

Nikki…
Easy up, damn you got me crying! GOUT LMAO

@nikki, sugarwalls, vanity etc.

ya’ll just may get your wish of f*ckin’ this lil midget n*gga because his rap career is definetly over, I told ya’ll he was wack from day one. Imagine being a rapper who makes sh*tty nursery rhyme dumb rap being outdumbed by a sh*ttier rappers who outdumbed you to the point your sh*t wont sell anymore!

Nelly knew what was coming………….

Now he can charge money to be the worlds smallest escort.

Please always listen to 6am, I know what Im talking about ladies.

Heres a list of 11 more rappers who’ll fall off in 2009:
11. Soldier Boy- I hope you stashed away that ringtone money because you cant get anymore stupid than that Superman sh*t…..(wait its the south, sh*t can get more stupid!)
10. Yung Berg- Its embarassing to get beat up and have your sh*t taken in a club, its more embarassing to find out that sh*t was tin.
9. Yung Joc- N*gga you actually spent all your money on a big ass “H” medallion that you had to sell within a year?
8. T-Pain- You ripped off Rogers act and Flavors style, Now even deep south n*ggas are tired of that vocoder sh*t.
7. Rick Ross- You aint the biggest baller that we’ve seen thus far, the fattest maybe.
6. DJ Kaled- You da best………In Miami
5. Trina- No one outside the south thinks youre fine or talented at all, but thats not a put down, everyone knows standards in the south are lower.
4. Fantasia- I tried concentrating on her music but thats got to be one of the ugliest b*tches on the planet, I kept focusing on that face and so did 99% of every other man.
3. Ashanti- baby, baby, baby in every song? what no more Biggie classics to ruin?
2. Akon- You cant sing and teaming up with Michael Jackson will put the nail in your coffin.
1. Lil Wayne- Youre cancelling all those shows because you were never popular outside the south, you had a concert planned here in Honolulu but it was announced you only sold 1,000 tickets at a 18,000 seat arena. I listened to your album and I fail to see how youre even considered in the top 100 rappers of all time. Every other word out of your mouth is “like” theres no originality there and like every other Cash Money rapper, baby will f*ck you (literally) out of your royalties.

6am’s 2008 predictions that came true:
Slim thug
Chamillionaire
Mike Jones
Lil Flip
Gucci Mane (never heard one song by him but his name alone made me know he was wack)
Lil Boosie (see Gucci mane)
Lil Webbie (see Gucci mane)
Shorty low (see Gucci mane)
Dem Franchise boys
D4L- dumbest sh*t ever recorded

Correction on #4
99.9% of all other men.

Good morning everyone!

Damn, a just came in my panties….

Lawd… wouldn’t mind coming home to that!

Oh sh*t, I forgot I predicted nelly would fall off!

and he still fine. shivering nuts and all!

Whoo its getting hot in here

DAYUM!! He don’t have to rap cause his new career is modeling. THANK YOU NELLY!!!

lol

@ Deaf Jam,

Lol, there aint a big market for 5’5 n*ggas who can only model for wack ass Sean John, but nice try.

@6am

you wish you had a body like Nelly. You must be gay. most straight males skip over a post with a male scantily clad. Don’t get mad because nelly don’t want your gay ass.

@NiKKI

you are one ugly ass chick. you always hatin on Ashanti because you wish you looked like her and had her man.

@6AM You need to chill it is not that serious and COSIGN my2cents! However, in regards to this post, I got weak in the knees at this sight. Lord have mercy….excuse me while I go collect myself lol

Do ya’ll skip over kim k post? Do yall skip over any post with asian, mexican or white b*tches? F*ck no! I dont have a problem with nelly modeling, to each his own, I just pray he never picks up a microphone again.

I still love most of you 6am

Oh and by 2010 nelly will be nothing more than a footnote.

Why pick on Nikki, I dont think shes ugly, Sha and My2cents, one of you has a ghetto ass name and the other uses her “net worth” as her screen name. ya’ll must be from the south.

Is Sha short for:

shaquanda, shaneequa, shadascious, shamunda, shaquita, shawshank or sharmeesha?

Love 6am

my2cents
HEY!! I’m not ugly or a hater…she is a piglet…that is border-line slander when you talk about me…watch yo mouth

Sha…
Stop COSIGN’n when your credit score is under 450…yall interest rates is above way 19.9%

Thanks 6…
Oh, BTW I think Nelly looks like a horse.

Dayum Nells! Ya gots a beotch wanting some Crown Royal on Ice! When I got through witcha, you’d be like “Ashanti who?”

dddddddddayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-um

my husband is still finer though..!

He’s up there with the finest…could definitely give tips to most of the men out there.

NIKKI is a hata who wished she had a body and face like ashanti. She is not fat at all. 10 more pounds maybe but she is a nice size now. You are a hata.

6am is gay. He wants nelly and is mad because he can’t get none.

Seriously-

Nelly takes the cake in the looks department in the rap game. A complete work of art. Real Talk, thinking of him and Ashanti’. TOGETHER??? A yo!

REAL TALK!

I bet you that Nelly and Ashanti have WAAYYYY better sex than Jay and Beyonce’.

@ It’s6AM-

Why do you keep saying that Nelly is a midget? Nelly is actually like 6’3 and very athletic.

Nelly could get it.

NIKKI is Right abt ashanti..I mean she isn’t ugly but she needs to go to the gym. She like 5-10lbs away from being fat. I couldn’t have my Man looking all in shaped like that and i’m looking sloppy.

“and he loves women with high blood pressure, diabetes, or high cholesterol…Gout”

NIK–

Did you say “GOUT????????!!!!!!”

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Nelly got that herpes of the mouth! LOL

…I don’t know if he’s cold or not, but that body is looking righteous!

How is his tattoo outdated? any tattoo is outdated once its on your body more than a day.

TO BOSS LADY
YOU CAN’T BE THAT DUMB…NELLY 6’3…ROTHFLMFAO
DO YOU’RE RSEARCH NELLY IS LISTED AT 5’10 WITH SHOES ON…SO HE’S LIKE 5’8 OR 5’9

@ Anonymous-

Don’t call a woman with a college education dumb without posting a real name or gravie. Real talk.

Boyfriend is still smelling Ashanti on his fingers…………

NEXT…..

probably gay code for fellatio.
Cocksucking is currency in the entertainment industry.

Nelly is fine, fine, FINE….and another side order of fine

Nelly = YUMMY! LL COOL J better start hitting the gym harder cause he got a younger dude trying to take his spot. But Nelly, Ashanti, really???