Stop The…Flatulence? New Jersey Man Threatens To Shoot His Neighbor In The Head For Farting Outside Of His House!

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Daniel Collins was arrested for threatening to shoot a neighbor for farting

We don’t think the First Amendment was meant for this kind of property protection…

New Jersey Man Threatens To Shoot Neighbor Over Farts

Odor in the court.

A 72-year-old New Jersey man has been charged with threatening to shoot his neighbor for farting in front of his home.

Instead of waving off Monday night’s flatulence attack, Daniel Collins of Teaneck pulled a .32-caliber revolver and threatened to “put a hole” in his gassy neighbor’s head, cops said.

The stink apparently stemmed from an ongoing dispute between the two men over noise, police told The Record of North Jersey.

Collins told cops his 47-year-old neighbor cut the cheese so loudly in his vestibule he heard it inside his apartment before he smelled it.

Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm and making terroristic threats. He was released without bail.

You have the right to remain silent, any gas that you pass can, and will, be used against you when old men decide to pop a cap in that azz.

Image via Teaneck Police Dept.


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