Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

When The Checks Stop Coming In: Michael Jackson

Posted by Bossip Staff

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MJ had to do something to generate some cash flow:

Michael Jackson is reportedly in talks to publish his own memoirs. A source tells Scottish newspaper The Daily Record that MJ has been meeting with several New York publishing giants to write an autobiography. The source says, “Despite all that’s known about Michael, he is still one of our most intriguing celebrities and if he’s truly candid and reveals some good secrets, his memoirs could easily be a huge bestseller.” We’re sure there’s plenty about Michael Jackson that the public doesn’t know. He’s had the craziest life, beginning with his childhood, all the way up to now!

We know he can’t tell everything because it might be considered too explicit and borderline kiddie porn. Nonetheless, how many of you are checking for that Jacko Biography?

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    If Michael would sell the “secret” for his skin whitening cream, he could pay all of his bills and then some.

    Nobody cares about his family and life, but how the hell do you turn yourself, a black man into a white woman? That’s a story right there!


  3. That haircut looks like a Prince style…nice though.

  4. Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Tired of these wack Rappers in my photos, lol)

    Jesus Bossip!! warn us b4 u put up a Michael Jackson post, you know how bad he scares us, lol


  5. If that deal actually happens and a book is written i would prolly be a bunch of stories about faries and unicorns and how he and peter pan overturned captin hook while he ran off to make sure all the toys were being made on track so he could deliver on christmas.

  6. TIM TIM

    MAN DIS NIGGA BEEN WASHED UP SINCE HAMMER PANTS CAME OUT!

  7. Its6amHoGetOut

    I’d read it but I wouldnt buy it, Michael aint about to tell the truth about anything, It’ll be a fluff piece.

  8. Nina Knows

    anitabonita.. lol, that was funny.

    his nasty ass look like a damn unicorn. MJ is a sick, twisted, little boy fucking, white woman looking, alien.

    The only secret is that he’s been dating Akon for the past couple of months.

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    Those overalls make him look so boyish and innocent. I wonder if that’s what he was going for…


  10. Looks like a country bumpkin…

    or maybe he’s trying to mimic Tom Sawyer…I’m scared…


  11. @Nina Knows

    LOL!!!!!!!! I was thinking they must be dating. Maybe he secretly likes dark skin…

  12. hope4more

    He doesn’t live one moment in the truth. It would all be made up lies, like those white kids are really his.


  13. is that a recent pic??? not expecting a answer. dont really care. but i was listening to the jackson five x-mas album its soo great.makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside..but big Mike’s crazi

  14. HF

    Its6amHoGetOut

    I’d read it but I wouldnt buy it, Michael aint about to tell the truth about anything, It’ll be a fluff piece.
    ______________________________________________

    Tru dat. I mean, what’s he gonna say? “I have vitiligo?” “Me and those boys were only playing ‘Twister’?”

    If I was remotely interested in listening 2 him re-hashing the same things, I’d rather b cheap and read that book entirely in Barnes & Noble. The employees would b like “u gonna buy a latte or somethin’, muthaf’er?!!!!”

  15. la vida

    this story is SO OLD and RECY;ED, BOSSIP IS SO DESPERATE

  16. Nina Knows

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    @Nina Knows

    LOL!!!!!!!! I was thinking they must be dating. Maybe he secretly likes dark skin…
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    naw he dont like dark skin, his fairy tale ass just think akon is disney’s Jiminy Cricket …
    I hope somebody tell him 1. akon is human 2. crickets dont have dicks.

  17. Mr Cunningham

    so are you lavida…obviously…why dont you read tha other stories..and go back to that white washed fakeout..

    Tired of these trannies woofing about bossip..its getting old….get the fuck on if you dont like their shit, you can go to the national inquirer(Fake-out), they fabricate and make up shit, and are white washed, have fun!

  18. TIM TIM

    @ ANITABONITA: U KNO DAMN WELL THAT AIN’T NO RECENT MUTHUFUCKIN PIC!

  19. Nina Knows

    @TIM TIM… lol, especially since he got a little piece of nose left, that alone will tell you how old that pic is.

  20. Pynk

    Man Mike didn’t hurt no kids…

  21. Sharay

    well unless Mike discloses how he started to hate his black skin and features, how his children are not biologically his because he didn’t want them to be black, how he has a fetish for little boys, NO ONE IS INTERESTED!!!

  22. soldiergirl

    fluff piece, jimmy crick-dick, peter pan, tim tim LOAO ya’ll are toooo funny “Harsh” but funny, this is way to sad!!! This is what happens when you wish upon stars to be what ya not & this from a “Man” who virtually had it all….Money, Style, Music, Soul, Titles, The Throne, white folk, white women & the music industry on lock, and F’d it all up NOW he wants to be a homeboy.. Chocolate you might wanna holla at ya girl & tell her this is the outcome of wishing to be what you’re not.. NO, not a singer actress, (that to) but I mean LATINA or something other than Black, how do you idolize somebody who hates self??? just asking????

  23. Nina Knows

    soldiergirl… That was a perfect question in your last post. I think you should ask any stan of her who’s black that question. I bet they would not be able to answer you, or make up some dumb ass excuse to why she does what she does.

    You should repost that in a beyonce thread… but prepare to be attacked! lol

    oh yhea fuck micheal jackson experimental, self hating ass.

  24. chaka1

    If they turned the book into a movie Charlize Theron or Angelina Jolie would have to play him…

  25. Its6amHoGetOut

    If Michael would come clean about his skin, that weave he wears, plastic surgery, those white kids he claims are biologically his, his hatred of his dark skin and wide ass nose, his fascination with white children and why he hasnt had any new dance moves in 25 years maybe, just maybe I’d read the sh*t in Borders, but i aint buying a $5 coffee!

  26. really?????

    its funny how all of you are saying all this dumb stuff when you only know the crap that the National Enquirer reports about Michael Jackson. Take some time to learn something for yourself before you go around trashing people for no reason. Man- it’s a bunch of evil people on this site…..

  27. Nina Knows

    Dear reallly?????,

    I didnt know MJ had a bossip stan. Just because you wanna suck his non-existent dick, doesnt mean we do. I dont need the national enquirer to tell me shit.. I can see with my own eyes how fucked up this dude is. You must be another skin bleaching, lil boy fucker as well. Shame on you.

    Thank you very fucking much,
    Nina

  28. Its6amHoGetOut

    @ really,

    so youre saying he doesnt bleach his skin when they found skin bleaching cream in that storage unit he forgot to pay the rent on?

    So youre saying someone as darkskin as michael used to be can have white kids without one speck of n*gga in them?

    So youre saying all he had done was a nosejob and not that cleft, permanent eyeliner, pink lips, cheek implants, eyes widened and tattoo’d eyebrows and fake eyelashes we see in that picture?

    How many kids can describe what your d*ck looks like and the spots on it?

    So its ok to share your bed with lil boys like Michael said on that bashir interview?

    get the f*ck outta here!

  29. Nina Knows

    @Its6amHoGetOut….. that shit was funny. I believe this sensitive mutha fucker is crazier than MJ.

    really???? …. akon is that you?

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    Michael looks like he is auditioning for the role of Simple Jack in Tropical Thunder.

    @6am: On point as usual!

  31. Mr Cunningham

    Michael look like a cute girl in this photo…lol @ his satin or silk shirt…lmao

  32. Mr Cunningham

    6am get off that got damn soap box and sit your black ass down somewhere and be quiet. That brother ex nigga gets on my nerves…SMH

  33. Crazy Ass Rodney

    Who the?

  34. deeperthanmost

    judge the man by his works…
    not the F#@#$%N media..
    most of us as a people secretly worship white people anyways..
    mike became who we wanted him to be..
    he is arguably the most famous man in the world next to barack…
    there’s alot of pressure in that spot..
    listen to his music..
    he is a diety..
    it’s a shame when blacks jump on the white bandwagon to crucify him..
    he is a black man with power…
    the most hated thing in the world we live in today

  35. nunya bizness

    Michael is not broke. He is innocent of all charges, by those con-artists. Please don’t follow the lies if the mainstream media. Michael’s music is CLASSIC. Remember “They Don’t Really Care About Us”? Learn history. Yes I will buy it!


  36. Does ANYBODY REALLY THINK that MJ will tell the TRUTH about THE ONLY reason this book will be bought????? SAVE YOUR MONEY….. Time will TELL…. Actions DO speak louder than WORDS….. What’s done in the DARK WILL COME to the LIGHT……..His GOOD DEEDS or HORRIBLE SINS will be JUSTLY REWARDED!!!! Let’s pray that MJ has been grossly MIS-UNDERSTOOD….Because the alternative would BREAK MY HEART!!!!

  37. really?????

    Dear Nina Knows and Its6amHoGetOut,
    thanks for your replies and hatefulness towards someone you don’t even know.lol. Can you tell me about the trial and how crazy his accusers were? Or like I said, did you get your info from the tabloids? It’s still funny to me how people can have such hateful feelings towards someone they don’t even know. If you go back and read your comments, who really seems like the evil and heartless ppl?? Oh well, doesnt really bother me cause the world is filled with people like you guys. Try putting yourself in someone else’s shoes for a chance, if that isn’t too hard for you……
    oh and Nina Knows- my skin is brown, and I don’t sleep with any little boys- grow up.

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