DAMN! A Beyonce post every single day!

The dress is hot but I’m not feeling the material of the bodice. Looks like a trash bag. It’s not to hard to stuff your self when the top is Hefty tough.Choose your fabrics wisely B!

na….Beyonce is telling the truth…she can get big on you….she said once before that she will always be a fat girl struggling to be thin…I know her pain…I just gave up on it…..lol

Please….

haha @ hefty tough comment. Bey looks remarkable, even if she stuffed herself or not. this lady is beautiful…..

more power 2 ya Bey…

I LOVE BEE SHE IS SO PRETTY AND TALENTED! CAN SOMEONE PLEAE TELL ME WHAT “STAN” MEANS???????? I HEAR IT ALL THE TIME IM NOT SURE IF I WANT TO BE ONE OR NOT, LOL.

This girl is absolutely gorgeous.

beyonce is one of my fav artist but yall have a story on her everyday, evry hour, every min–let us breathe, i dont want to get tired of her–thats why people think some celebs are over rated, its becuz the f*ckin media is all in their asses! Its maaaddd other people we can read about–yall lucky im at work and dont have anything to do ( we slow in here today, lol)

The bottom of the dress looks like its see-through..

Oh god…watch the stans and haters about to go at it right about…NOW

@Nina, I believe Stan means Stalker/Fan.

Beyonce is corny now. She’s starting to be played out, she’s just IN YA face 24/7. and she kind of looks like a dude dressed up like a lady, wit the big wigs, she all big-boned.

and her songs, no inspiration, what happen to the passion of Dangerously In Love, the Fire of Upgrade. This New cd is her entry into “i’m tryin to be a white woman now”. not cool

Beyonce looks good here, but damn, Beyonce OVERLOAD!

I’m starting to wake up seeing Beyonce and sleep seeing Beyonce…sheesh…

She looks good now let her enjoy wish her well, but we know like most of us she will be big in the end if she does not watch wha she eats. You can tell by her knees and ankles. And she LOVES TO EAT.

thnaks msnyc.. im out!

Not Bey-related, but of interest to Housewives of Atlanta fans. From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

NeNe Leakes, the breakout star of the hit Bravo reality show “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” is no longer living at the pricey Duluth five-bedroom residence shown on the series.

According to Darryl Pierce, the broker for the 5,000-square-foot home at 1765 Silvermere Court in Duluth, NeNe and her husband, Gregory Leakes, left in November after Winwood Properties filed an eviction notice in September.

The notice, filed Sept. 24 with the Magistrate Court of Gwinnett County, said Greg Leakes owed $6,240 in past due rent. “The tenant said they would move by Sept. 14th because they could no longer afford the house,” the notice said.

The owner of the home, Kajani Shenaz Ali, lives overseas, Pierce said. Online records show the home in the gated community of Stonebrier at Sugarloaf, was purchased for $829,400 in September 2006. Pierce said the Leakeses moved into the home shortly after it was built in 2006.

NeNe Leakes, in a series of e-mails Tuesday, would not say where she is living now. “It’s none of your business,” she wrote. But she noted that they “are financial able [sic] and stable to live where ever we feel fits.”

NeNe, 41, wrote that the eviction notice does not have her name on it, adding “you don’t know my relationship with Greg so be careful what you report!”

She looked stunning!

I believe it cuz she from Texas. Everybody know that wit do it big down here! Thanksgivin included

The hairstyle makes her looking way older than she is (or claims to be). There are some things you just cant recycle and big hair is one of them.

I concur with other posts, unless this chick does something intellectual no need to post her everyday.

I love when Jay speaks and gives interviews. You can tell he actually takes his time and thinks about what he is going to say. This chick has nothing smart to say ever! I guess it’s that opposites attracts thing.

I saw a HQ pic of her with hairy armpits in that dress, so she really get lazy at Thanksgiving

This girl eats, just look at her. Those are cornbread with gravy thighs.

I never thought she would starve herself, she don’t have a skinny gene in her. I don’t know where Solange gets her figure from or lack of.

joey you were a hot topic in here yesterday afternoon~!!

TMZ had the close up shots of her underarms…That is not cute…You mean to tell me she couldn’t put down a turkey bone long enough to shave her pits…Hell she could’ve got Kelly or Michelle to do it for her…Im sure they aren’t busy…

She’s got them tired looking eyes.

Damn she looks good in that dress!

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@Nina – A STAN if you remember that song from Eminem a song about a dude named Stan that was an overzealous FAN of his? That is a SAN.

@Sydney for the unrelated more JUICY post… STOP PLAYIN…they got evicted? Is she NOT married to Greg? What is the deal? You know Sheree no longer lives in her house either. I hear she lives in a townhome. I am like I enjoyed the show but you DONT have to front just to have a show ya know….

The following is intended for hater audiences only:

I wrote a poem about Beyonce and I would like to share it with you, if you please… ahem…

Beyonce is fat.
Beyonce is stupid.
Beyonce is old.
Beyonce can’t sing.
Beyonce is plain.
Beyonce wears butt pads.
Beyonce has the personality of a chicken wing.
Beyonce is vain.
Beyonce is spoiled.
Beyonce needs makeup to be seen in the day.
Beyonce is tired.
She needs to sit down.
And most of her fan base is gay.

Thank you! Goodnight!

Oshie… Goodmorning darling….

hey re!!! oshie that was ruff!!!

Oshie…be careful…you just put yourself up for slaughtering!

Oh Lawdy….LOL, what’s up with your gravatar! How I’ve missed you all so…

It’s ok Re, I wore my fightin shoes today!
*pulling off earrings and puts hair up*

i want to post

o hey there it goes
LOL@Joey and Whuuuuz Up Sydney…thanks for the Realwives update!

@OH LAWDY!!!!–>>> lol what happened yesterday?

whats up!

sydney

purrple

talley-b

oshie

katherine

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Oshie…I have my fighting shoes to go with my fighting words too…

**putting on clear platorm stiletto’s.**

@Joey B
Hello!

*platform* Spell check

those gay dudes were here yesterday saying they were str8 and i had to remind them that they were telling you the other day that they wanted to devirginized you poop shoot!!

You can eat pretty much anything you want…as long as you hit the gym on the regular.

I agree with ms_nyc Ive been saying, that if people stop hating the girl, she would go away. she do this stuff for the haters. If she woke up and she didnt have haters she wouldnt be relevent.

I think Beyonce eats – her weight fluctuates too much. And especially during promo time, she’s so busy – not to mention going full force at every performance – she probably doesn’t need to watch what she eats as much or exercise as much as she normally would.

At least she was honest about it. A couple of years ago, she wouldn’t have answered the question, which shows she’s very secure and comfortable with herself.

yeah it was

Oh Lawdy will defend Joey’s butthole with strength and honor, just like Mel Gibson in Braveheart.

all i can do is “smh” lol

lol @oshie

@Ms NYC
Thank you and I am out like Anonymous Says. LOL!! I am out of here. I have always thought that too.

i sure will cuz joey is hot!!! i have nothing against homosexuals its just that if a person tells you that they are str8 dont keep telling them you want thiem and you are gonna change them and stuff!!

hey joey b i would like to say that you lied my day went by so slow and i blame you maybe you can make my day go by fast today..

Oshie: You go girl all you needed was me humming in the background…. then that peom would have been of the chain…

Like someone posted on here earlier, if you dont like her then dont post comments about her. I am getting tired of Beyonce being on here everyday but that doesnt make her any less talented. She is a great singer. If you think Beyonce has no talent and should go away then Ciara, Mya, Rihanna, Katie Perry, Britany Spears, and who ever else need to disappear.FOREVER!

Beyonce didnt want to eat because jay z done stuff his turkey inside of her… now i think jay z has a big you know what and beyonce dont look like she has a phatty cat so therefore by him putting that in her she didnt think she could get into her dress….
i do think jay z got a big thick one though of course he got some big ass balls cause he always talking about how he dont wear skinny jeans cause his NAS (whatever) Balls dont fit.

NO HOMO as far as me talking about beyonce kitty kat

Is anyone going to actually watch the movie?

Jay probably does have a big unit, I suppose.
*supposing*

@ TIFFANY-TRUE TRUE!

What movie?
Oh, yeah… um, no.
I didn’t see Dreamgirls either though. I guess I’m just wacky that way.

i really want to see it i love etta james and we are dancing to “at last” as our first dance at my wedding in may

@oh lawdy—>>> they should just get wit eachother lol…..aye i got you if you need me xoxox’s

@atxchick–>>> naw u just didnt feel like bein there anyway lol

@ATXChick

NO HOMO as far as me talking about beyonce kitty kat
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lmao

I love Etta James. I love Billie Holliday and Gladys Knight too, but if Beyonce plays them in a movie I’m not going to pay money to see it.

This Phoney Broad just won’t go away

It was Declared yesterday that we are officially in a recession Since Dec 07. P

EOPLE WAKE UP. Don’t waste your time and Money on this Phoney girl

sorry oshie i kind of like her!! she does have some style and she is a down to earth person, do you know her family is from grand couteau

UPDATED NEWS PEOPLE

Jan 20 is approaching us . Please continue to spread the news and keep signing. We are almost there people and we are not taking any chances with that girl. They are still pushing for her to perform at the Inauguration. This is an event where the next President of the U.S. takes his oath to protect and serve our country.

Beyonce said (I’m not quoting that girl) that she wants to perform at the Inauguration of Barack Obama. The NERVE of her! She thinks she will permote her sex filled album by singing at the inauguration of our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama.

WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!!!
Bush and Beyonce time has officially Expired. I Refuse to let this girl ruin this day for me as well as many others b/c I plan on being there standing proud. This girl is nothing but a Phoney Fraud. Everything she does is to guarantee her a place in the spotlight. She’s always volunteering for Spotlights, when no one asked her. That girl is a disgrace. Enough is Enough.

If you Oppose of Beyonce performing at the Inauguration,

PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION BELOW
This will keep her from singing at such a momentous and history making event.
We Can Not Allow For Such A Historic Day To Get Ruined!

Thank you for your support

wwwthepetitionsitecom/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration

Video Even her fans petitioned to have removed

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wwwthepetitionsitecom/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration

@ joey B: yeah your right i never want to be at work but you were suppose to make my day intresting seeing how you didnt im mad…
you gotta let it be known that you dont swing that way now a days or i will have someone attacking my nay nay. again i repeat NO HOMO straight DICK i like Big and black ones is yours big joey?

@ Lawdy: Yes well Britney Spears is from Kentwood. Oh well, this is where we differ, but I still love you, lets scissor.

dream girls suck to me the only thing i like was when Jennifer sang thats about it…. im not going to see Etta James either I will wait till it comes on HBO

@ Tx Chick: Go on and ask the questions that need to be asked girl! Enquiring minds want to know Joey! LMAO

yeah joey is it big??

FAT, SKINY, TALL, SHORT…I WILL ALWAYS BE A BEY STAN!! SHE IS ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING REGARDLESS!!!

He must be trying to type with it.

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dang oshie

lol @oh lawdy

take a picture of it and use it as your gravy joey we wanna see!!!!

i dont have a camera

how tall are you joey

yeah atx we can all scissor and let joey watch!!!!!

Joey b: are you down for this computer loving we about to give you..

which one of yall the tallest?

@ Joey B: i am short Im only 5’3 130 pounds and big ta ta’s thanks to my little girl im so proud of them.

i think i am the tallest joey i am 5″11

well not new york big

ATXChick->>> un un dont punk out now

she scared joey!!!

alright i just needed some quick measurments so i’d know what i was workin wit!

Joey b: i was just about to say im scared.. naw im a G you know a Thug i got you… you like ice i do!!!

I believe she stuffed herself, she’s not exactly a thin girl.

am i too tall joey??

Wow another Bey post in 2 days with the same outfit on, what can be better than this?

ATXChick

i’d have to kiss you first,so you could losin up

ok joey if atx is scared of me you and oshie brook is always down for whatever!~!!

oh lawdy–>>> nope! u good

ATXChick->>> i’ll try almost anything once haha…i’aint scared tho

Joey B: lips puckered up with a whole bunch of lip gloss…..waiting and waiting

Wait I have a Oldie but Goodie Bey song for this Hump Day!!! Here it goes:

kelley, can you handle this
Michelle, can you handle this
Beyonce, can you handle
I don’t think you can handle this

I don’t think you ready for this jelly
i don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Is my body to bootylicious for ya baby
I don’t think you ready for this jelly
i don’t think you ready for this jelly
I don’t think you ready for this
Is my body to bootylicious for ya babe

brook is a very nasty girl we may just have to kick her ass to keep her away from your poop shoot!!! she love to toss salad!!!

oh wow i am getting a lil moist!!!

OMG I walked into a Fugging 3some, shame on u Lawdy, LOL

I’m 5’9″ 130 34 D round ass and cute face whats up hollahollahollaholla!

kiss me joey, but on the other set of lips!!!

oh lawdy–>>> i likes i likes

atxchick–>>>> i’ll be gentle

TX chick you toss the salad, Lawdy got the dressing and I got the tongs, whats up hollahollahollaholla!

oh dont be scared brook!! yhe has plenty to go araound and plus oshie ready for a lick fest!!!

oh lawdy–>>> u think i wont!

oshie–>>> come up out them clothes!

dont be gentle with me joey i likes it ruff!!!!

Joey B: can you ask Oshie and Oh lawdy to hold my hand… you might hurt me with your big leopard man…

how tall are u brook?

Oshie: me dont toss salad i will milk the balls

@ BK: Yes ma’am 5’9 1/2″!

hahahaha brook i think you need to post another b song for nasty wednesday how bout the words for naughty girl from me to joey!!!!

Ill Lawdy I dont want no one on here except::::: Z, 2cute4you, Sweet Cheeks, BE and DC Finest, I want a full lesbo orgy fugg fest lol

I’m ready for that salad dressing whats up Joey! I need some Ranch! hollahollahollaholla!

Joey B: can i lick your chod?

oh lawdy–>>> i know u do,cause i do too!

atxchick–>>> u just sit back and play wit yourself

BK: don’t lie you know you want my wet dog smellin ass too!

i am sending sweets a message telling her how you feel!!

@ Joey

I cant talk to you, me and my babydaddy just got back togetrher and he lurking today, he would like totally kill me

Oshie: i drinks the milk that i squeeze you will have to get the pre-milk im sorry…. and i do all the riding front and back wards so lets get that straight… i think you can handle the doggy style

Now Oh Lawdy, Oshie, ATX why yall got Joey B being all freaky in here..LOL!

i want joey to enter from the rear

@ Oshie

U stoopid, I like u too but u and Lawdy crazy, I am afraid of yall, I need sane girls like Z and Be and DC

alright Brook,creep wit wit u later

@ Be: we trying to bring out the freak in him… i want him so bad my keyboard is dripping wet…

brook how bout the naughty girl lyrics!!!

@ Be: yeah she the dj for this computer love session… I wish she would play Adina Howard T-shirt and Panties

@BE–>>> lol they man eaters,but they cant handle ol joey

Ok Lawdy I have another Bey joint for you and Joey, here it go:

You ready?
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

I look and stare so deep in your eyes,
I touch on you more and more every time,
When you leave I’m begging you not to go,
Call your name two or three times in a row,
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain,
How I’m feeling and my pride is the one to blame.
‘Cuz I know I don’t understand,
Just how your love your doing no one else can.

Got me looking so crazy right now, your love’s
Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Got me hoping you’ll page me right now, your kiss
Got me hoping you’ll save me right now
Looking so crazy in love’s,
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.

Picture this, I’m in my bed, body’s hot, soak ‘n wet.
Thinking bout the things I like to do (I like to do)
I’m open wide when it comes to freakin you (freakin you).
Imagine me, (imagine me) wet as can be, between my legs,
You tasting me (tasting me) boy when you get here ya know my
Love will over flow and you ain’t got to worry bout my clothes cause I got my

T-shirt & my panties on
(just how ya like it)
T-shirt & my panties on
(waiting for you)
T-shirt & my panties on
(you can’t deny it)
T-shirt & my panites, got my T-shirt & my panties on

Don’t be susprised when you come inside, saddle up and be prepared to ride,
Up and down, back and forth,
Can you feel me, baby why don’t you just, take your time, tonight you’re mine,
Gonna turn around, hit it from behind,
Boy now that you’re here you know my love will over flow
And you ain’t got to worry bout my clothes, cause I got my

joey lickin befor ehe stickin

@ Brook: can you turn the jamz up a bit i want to give joey the ride of his life how about some silk “freak me baby aww yeah let me lick you up and down till you say stop” what ever that song is called.

oshie->>> however yall wanna do it

@Brook – aaawww a cyber crush, you know I love ya (wink)

@Joey – well I knew it was a matter of time before somebody cornered you because..you are a little cutie, video games and all..LOL

joey: i dedicate that t-shirt and panties song just for you… can you feel me

atxchick–>>> crawl on over here n put this thang in yo mouth

I wanna freak in tha mornin
Freak in tha evenin
Just like me
I need a roughneck brother that can satisfy me
Just for me
If you are that kinda man
Cuz I’m that kinda girl

I gotta freaky secret everybody sang
Cuz we don’t give a damn about a thang!

excuse me
@be i thought i was gonna be your first scissor experience!!!

OK ATX CHICK, do u think I am a fugging DJ, but fine, seduce Joey to this Bey joint right here cuz I only play Bey Joints kay, LOL:

I’ma be like a jolly rancher that you get from the corner store
I’ma be like a waffle cone that’s dripping down to the floor
The way you do if for me I can’t lie
About to be up in the mall all night
Whatever I get you putting it on
Don’t give me no lip let mama do it all

Let me be, I wants to be, gots to be
Your suga give mama some suga mama
Suga ma-ma-mama
I’m your suga mama, suga mama

Let me be, I wants to be, gots to be
New whip, new heavy on the wrist
Cause I’m a suga ma-ma-mama
I’m your suga mama, suga mama

Hey, hey
Sit on mama lap
Hey, hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey, hey
Come sit on mama lap
Hey

Tickle his ass or something Lawdy!

BE–>>> lol it had to happen sooner or later huh..thanks

atxchick–>> thank u,i like that song

damn joey you amking her crawl??

i can oshie cus you are tickling mine and i am enjoying it!!!!

Joey b: okay daddy may i call you daddy!!! crawls….wow daddy you are big im so happy you letting me lick first…. (as i lick like its a lollipop) (slurping on it hard) you like daddy

oh lawdy–>>> face down in oshie,ass up to me!..im kissing wit atxchick

hahahaha me and oshie sitting in the corner laffin at atx as she slithers her way to meet joey and engulf his large unit in to her mouth!!

Hey Osh, quit with the fugging Adina Howard songs, this is a Bey thread

LOL

It smells like sushi in here…

kzz you know me an oshie some girls she white and i am high yeller!!

call me what u want in the bedroom…i want all 3 of yall suckin

@Oh Lawdy – well I did not say Brook could be my first..you know she know way more than both of us, gotta get some experience first!

@ATX – girl you betta work it!

@Joey – atxchick–>>> crawl on over here n put this thang in yo mouth
YOU DONE CROSSED OVER NOW!!!

can you tea bag me how bout a bird bath!!!

@ lawdy: you see how joey does a black female makes her crawl to his dick hell my knees already black from last night…. i put in overtime… he dont care though

lmao @KZZMERGHTTHERE

@Eerbody – I am sorry i am missing this cyber sex session but I have an event to go to. TTYL!

enjoy (as if I need to say that)

@ Oshie: it do huh… (sprays some air freshener) spelling.

i am gonna do the centipede acroos the room to meet joey!!

Thank uu ATX and for that public service announcement I will dedicate this Bey song for u pretty lady:\\

Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
And all you fellas leave your girl with her friends
Cuz it’s 11:30 and the club is jumpin jumpin

So he say he got a girl
Yea true you got a man
But the party aint gonna stop
So let’s make it hot hot

lol @brook..hey!

oh jesus. Joey I never told you, but everytime I see your gravie, your profile has a very striking resemblance to my lil bro.

THESE POST ARE DISTURBING ME

Bye Bye Be

Joey give Lawdy the donkey punch with the raspberry sunrise, you know what I’m talking about…

@ Oh Lawdy: LMAO yeah i think i will do the robot

cya later BE

Joey stop it, u gonna get my head smashed in today, I said my man is lurking

I’m doing the cupid shuffle over to Joey’s manaconda (to the right to the right to the right to the right, now walk it by yourself now walk it by yourself hey!)

@ Z–>>> thanks doll

i think you’re very attractive

what’s going on in here?

Hey Z, I just proclaimed my lesbian love for u, sorry. So Joey looks like ya lil bro huh, damn Z hook a sista up, lol

Oshie: you kill me everytime girl… joey aint even participating he punk out… he aint down with the team… he over there telling people who attrative they are… i guess he doing some recruiting.

oh lawdy can get it first! since she the loudest

then oshie you get pounded after that cause u thick! mmmm

then atxchick you last cause i wanna turn you out..haha

Hey Man

I walked into this massacre myself, its Freaky Fugging Hump Day, starring Joey, ATX Chic, and Oh Lawdy LMAO

he couldnt handle it you missed it atx he came already….old two hump chump….joey you suck!

Joey B

@ Z–>>> thanks doll

i think you’re very attractive
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Ewwww I just got told i’m attractive by my bro. YUCK! we not in west virginia no more. Straighten up.

@ Brook

Smack! you will not corrupt my lil bro.

LOL @ Joey saying Oshie thick,

@ Joey: Love em and leave em eh? You scoundrel!

@ BK: I know right? I’m a lot of things but thick is not one.

@ Z->>> you want in dont you? haha

OMG! Joey put ya fuggin clothes back on b4 u catch a cold, LOL

oshie–>>> why u lie to me..u said you was thicka than mashed potatoes

Wow, its all of a sudeden got Hot and Bothered up in here, looks like it is time for another Bey joint:

I’ma put this on
When he see me in the dress I’ma get me some (hey)
Mission two
Gotta make that call
Tell him get the bottles poppin’ when they play my song (hey)
Mission three
Got my three best friends
Like we do it all the time we gone do it again (hey)
Mission four
Got the vintage Rolls
Drop a couple hundreds tell him leave it at the door

I ain’t worried doing me tonight
A little sweat ain’t never hurt nobody
While you all standin’ on the wall
I’m the one tonight
Getting bodied, getting bodied, getting bodied, getting bodied getting bodied
Want my body
Won’t you get me bodied
You want my body
Won’t you get me bodied (hey)

Can you get me bodied?
I wanna be myself tonight
Can you get me bodied?
I wanna be myself tonight
Won’t you sing my body?
I want to let it out tonight
Wanna party, wanna dance, wanna be myself tonight, me bodied

lol nah,i havent bust that quick since 9th grade

Joey, I said I had big titties and a round ass but I also said I was 5’9″ and 130, you can do the math.

K yall, its time for me to go to gravatar and get Clue ass out of my gravie, BRB

@ BK: I SAID DJ CLUE THEN YOU SAID IT WAS NOREAGA! I’m so confused.

atxchick–>>> i put you last because shy girls the biggest freaks and i know you’ll ride me into the sun set haha

joey b: i knew you was a 1 min man just for that i dedicate that song to you

@ Oshie

I never said it was Noreaga, that fake ass sxy q did and I said wrong

joey B: I feel special you got that right i will have you standing up tall till im through with it.. i take that song back then cause i know how to get it back up (back onmy knees sucking)

I’m shy….

Joey, you’ve officially been chopped and screwed.

see oshie,that sarcasm will get you put thru a headboard!

and Oshie, didnt I say that I only fugg with ni**as thats current, I will never pose with Noreaga until he puts out a new joint, u know I am a industry Hoe. lol

I like head boards i like when my legs is touching the head board but you cant handle that at all joey

@brook–>> LOL

atxchick–>> its just you n me

@ Joey, that’s ok I didn’t want none of your mattress-on-the-floor business anyway.

Ok, I’m going to lunch. When I get back I expect everyone to be stripped down and covered in butterscotch pudding! Chop chop!

And someone put up a damn headboard, poor Tx Chick over here with no where to tie her ankles!!!

Oshie – freak ho freak ho touch your knees to your elbows

Joey, I said I had big titties and a round ass but I also said I was 5′9″ and 130, you can do the math.
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5’9 and 130?!?!?!? u are a stick. I am 5’9 and 150 and wear a size 4……are u size zero? i’m about to start throwing popeyes biscuits to you all day everyday now.

oh lawdy sleepin like a baby

oshie ran off cause her “aunt flo” came

oshie–>> you dont think i like skinny women?

Ok Guys I am back and feel fresh and free, lol

i aint sleeping i am creeping with man…..joey you could not handle this 5″11 175 lbs of lovin boo!!! man can cuz he is from the boot and them creole gurls are thick so he knows how to put it down!!! lmao at you for calling oshie think hahhhahahahahahaah

Hi Da Pro, How r u sweetie, Happy Holidays!!!

Us panamanians are thick too Lawdy dont leave us out. we got bottom but no top, lol

at Z, u taller than me too? wait a minute, something is wrong here, I thought I was the tallest of the group

Joey u remind me of Trey Songs

why thank you Brook!

sup errbody

didnt i spelled “discriminate” wrong?

Joey b: what happen to your head board sweetie was it that good last night that your bed broke

Hey Kzzy girl

Yeah they always starting some mischief. I would not expect anything less.

I would love to stuff dick in that fat-ass…

@ KZZMERGHTTHERE: actually i think i was the ring leader because i asked joey how big is you know what was and they jumped in

@joey b: your right time does go by fast when your actually typing back and forth its already 12 here in austin texas baby

@atxchick–>> lol u already know.but it happened a few months ago

atxchick–>>> told you..what time you get off?

Joey: damn you rough lucky gal… or did you get a big chick that didnt work well with your bed

joey: hell i still have some time i get off at 5

the culprits are:

atxchick

oh lawdy

oshie

brook

lmao

sup Joe. i see it’s just another crazy day in here

atxchick–>>> 5 hours aint nothin tho……nah that headboard had already taken a beating..hehehe

oh lawdy–>> i love all sized women..i never think im too good

@kzzmerghtthere: (shakes hand) nice to meet you to. if i want to know something i just come out and say it…

@Pedro: The Hell bruh what’s up with that pic of you leaning like that…damn I think I like the pic I saw yesterday instead…you don’t look 2 str8 in that pic…..you need to tell us sumting?????? LOL! it’s all love baby…..

………………….OK

joey : i hope your not trying to pass me along..

how do you put a picture up? i want people to see me dont know how though

sup KZZ i’ve been ok just getting through the monotony of the workweek. got this sore neck and shoulder. how have you been?

@joey – oh ok you off 2 work ?

atx you gotta got to gravatar . com and sign up

atxchick–>>> NOPE!

@ Fam

Do u need a massage boo????

Hey where is Daywalker, I actually miss him in a crazed maniac way

@Brook->>> yes you are!…(my yeah right face)haha

@OH LAWDY
“i aint sleeping i am creeping with man…..joey you could not handle this 5″11 175 lbs of lovin boo!!! man can cuz he is from the boot and them creole gurls are thick so he knows how to put it down!!! lmao at you for calling oshie think hahhhahahahahahaah
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LOL. i just noticed this. Oshie “thick.” WOW.

I meant to ask you if you went down for the Classic Oh Lawdy. I ain’t get to go but went down for the Battle of the Bands.

joey: you ran everybody off when you came soo fast with lawdy… i mean i gave you a 2nd chance maybe she has to warm back up

atxchick–>>> they was all talk and no action!lol

Pedro–>> my bad..nah i work nights 10pm – 6am

Pedro–>> my bad..nah i work nights 10pm – 6am

WHAT YOU DO JOEY?

joey: when do you sleep, i would be sleep by now…

Ok, lets do some straightening.
#1: I didn’t get salty at you Joey because you said I was “thicK”, you said you were going to smash my head through the headboard for being sarcastic.
#2: I am not too skinny
#3: My aunt flo did come to visit so I need all your candy asap
#4: I hate winter time, I hate dry skin, and I hate being white.

Man, I just don’t care–>>> i guess “Z” put me in her friend zone

@ KZZ i guess that’s what i get for buying the pillows from walmart. i need to invest in some memory foam pillows

I feel like rubbing vaseline all over my face. Ugh.

Oshie: I feel the same way
1. winter time my nipples is on hard all day,
2.dry skin dont work for me especially when im jacking someone off
3. i really thought i was white because of my last name being white but when i looked in the mirror i realize im a black african american (crying)

QUESTION FOR THA LADIEZZZ:

When (if this applies to you) you were breastfeeding, did you ever taste your own milk?
Did it ever spray your man when you were having sex?

Tx Chick: 3. i really thought i was white because of my last name being white but when i looked in the mirror i realize im a black african american (crying)
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OMFG you are crazy. I just broke my sphincter laughing.

I do the same thing everyday when I look in the mirror and see this skinny thick white girl looking back at me. It’s just not right!!!

WHERE DO YOU WORK FOOL (JOEY)

@ Joey: I didn’t take it wrong, you just don’t know how to take me yet, but you’ll learn. Because you look like Trey Songz and I will find time to teach you due to this fact.

oshie you and me are gonna bump heads and i hate confrontations!

Shame on Tx Chick for smoking ganja while she was breastfeeding!
Bet your baby slept good though, huh? LMAO

Naw Joey we’re gonna bump uglies.
Watch and see…

Oh and I didn’t wait 6 weeks. I think we waited like a week before we were doing the horizontal shuffle.

naw i didnt smoke while i was breast feeding (just in case the laws are in here) now AFTER is a different story

oh lawdy–>>> an electronics company

Titty juice everywhere.

Why am I the only one posting?

oshie–>>> wtf that mean?

let it be known i have no shame on my race proud of it actually just having fun… got some people that will take it serious

Where’s Z? I was thinking of her when I was listening to Pleasure P just now.

Holly Gosh! It takes Oshie to bring up titty juice, I was tryna eat my luch, Stanks alot Oshie… LOL

@ Joey: You never heard of bumping uglies? Oh that’s right, you’re a youngun. That’s from back in the day when people used to call each other “holmes” and wore dickies.

Oh, I’m gonna have fun with you, practicing for my cougar years….

Ugh!!! My fugging ass hurts

Ok yall wack I am out!!!

@ brook *mentally noted* Ayo Brook wat up b i been seeing you around but i aint had time to holla cos i been to busy arguing , you bak in NYC yet ?

Whateva Brooke, I’m gonna squirt milk on you next time I get pregnant.

So hollz at me in 5 years. LOL

@brook: since you were enjoying your lunch Oshie just squirted some fresh milk so you can wash your lunch down

ay Joey is there a JJs Fish & Chicken in chicago?

Wut up Oshie?

Hello Man how are you this lovely wednesday?

Family First–>>> lol yeah it is.most of the buildings are red n white?..where you from fam?

her look is okay from the waist up, but is she trying to channel the fifties with that ultra tight skirt that flares at the knees? this will never be a good look for her because it just accentuates the widest part of her frame which are her hips, nothing wrong with having hips, but you have to find clothes to flatter your figure, and this does nothing for her. in this case, the eye is drawn immediately to her thigh area. beyonce please fire/stop all communication with whomever told you that this dress looked good on you.

im from oakland, california but they got a couple JJs out here

it’s just that when they said “chicago’s own JJ’s fish and chicken” i didnt really believe them. the food is good but i’ll mess around and get fat if i eat there too much

Sorry Pedro, I am back, u know I have mad love for yall Harlem Niggs, lol

Yes I am back in NYC, going to an Industry party at LQ’s Thurday night with Bobby Valentino, hit my email if ur interested..

LOL @ OShie

U having another baby in 5 years? me too, but this time I will try it with a white dude, cuz these spanish dudes aint no good.. Well some aint..

@ brook – * hugs brook* damn b i thought u were gone , ill email you in a bit hun , but how was the holiday in VA ???? Lemme guess you missed new york huh , u missed the noise ? , dnt wrry at least your back now b lol

Pedro–>>> lol forreal,thats how you gotta do it..gotta holla at these lovely females too

@ JoeyB
man the prices went up way too high
lol i wish i had the power to send Roscoes up there

I mIss The Seen26 and Sxy Q and Fallin and MS. Jaxson and Cutie Pie and Da Truff and Kesha and Dana Dane and Re and DC Finest and Aunt VIV and IJM and Daywalker and 2cute4u….GodDamn this song is for all of you:

How do I say goodbye to what we had?
The good times that made us laugh
Outweigh the bad.

I thought wed get to see forever
But forevers gone away
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

I dont know where this road
Is going to lead
All I know is where weve been
And what weve been through.

If we get to see tomorrow
I hope its worth all the wait
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

And Ill take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

And Ill take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

@The King og NY

Hahahaha if u KING I am QUEEN, LOL. I actually did not miss NYC 1 bit, seriously I cried on the drive back, my mom and cousins and true friends in VA missed me so much, they never thought I will last this long in such a chaotic city but I did. I cannot wait to move back home. Aww I am tearing up right now…..

@ joey-* virtually gangster hi-5s him*

@ “I actually did not miss NYC 1 bit” lol man u trippin deep deep deep down i know u was thinking bout the big apple , and how u gunna be QUEEN if u dont miss ya city lol, Man one day i need to visit VA, see what all the hype about lol

Family First–>>> lol mannn forreal..2 of’em closed down here cause of that reason.

if i ever get a chance to visit california,,im going str8 to roscoe’s

when i went down to LA i went out of my way to go and get some roscoes. it was worth it. they opened up a wannabe-roscoes up here in oakland and it’s not bad

@joey – hi5s are gangster 2 , if u pull it off right dogg lol

joey: i talk to you later I have to get ready for this meeting… so talk later thats for (you know what) wink wink kiss kiss

Family First–>>> (wannabe) LOL i shoulda known it was fake ass roscoes somewhere in this country.smh

Pedro–>>> i know man,,im diggin it too!

@ATXCick

My Bad, u are right, I actually thought I wrote Bish, I dont mean to offend anyone, do u accept my apology???

walking into room while theme music plays:

“I did you wrong. You did me wrong. I take you back. You take BACKKKK. I DID YOU WRONGGGG”

Oshie – freak ho freak ho touch your knees to your elbows

QUESTION FOR THA LADIEZZZ:

When (if this applies to you) you were breastfeeding, did you ever taste your own milk?
Did it ever spray your man when you were having sex?
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I have never tasted my own breastmilk, but weirdly and disgustingly men would. YA’LL NASTTYYYY

atxchick–>>> alright luv.xoxoxox’s and a “b00ty smack”!

sup Z

hEY fAM. HOW U DOING?

@Z

This room is super wack today. My nipples actually got hard earlier watching Joey B ATXchick and Lawdy yeller ass cyber fugg, then Joey Bust quick Lawdy went to sleep and ATX went crawling somewhere. That was the highlight of the day, LOL

@Brook Lynn–>>> im not your average joe,so what can i call you?

@ joey -hey hey, easy there wit the exclamation mark doggg

“slowly reaches under the table for the water pistol”

i dont want no trouble b lol

Yall done acting up in here??

im good Z. i feel like i havent seen you on here in a long time but maybe thats cuz i havent been on here as much lately. how are you getting situated in your new location? everything coming along nicely?

atxchick–>>> you already know im wit it!

sup BE

Pedro–>>> (hands up) LOL you got it…you got it

@ BE – wat up BE , I aint been doin no trouble makin today , i told ya, im on a good path now lol

Hey Family First..How was your turkey day?

Hey Pedro – starting any trouble today?

@Joey

Seriously, My name is actually Brooke Ellen, I am like the only ass on here that uses my real name and that is because I am very well known in the NYC social circle so like why lie?? So u can call me Brooke

@ Joey – lol , u know im a start my own miny thread dogg , name your 5 prettiest black women of all time

@ BE
my thanksgiving started out great but you know how family gatherings go… the drama ensued.
how was your turkey day?

@ joey -catch ya later dogg

Good Night Joey!

Blogging will never be the same for you mister!

LOL

Hi Be mama

@ BE – wat up BE , I aint been doin no trouble makin today , i told ya, im on a good path now no trouble for me lol

@FAm – my Turkey day was fun, me my family went to our friends house and ate and drank all night!

Oh.. the problems of the rich.

Please ya folks.. stop giving these people ya’ll money andmaking them rich.

Why is it always the airheads who have a voice?

@ Pedro

@ Joey – lol , u know im a start my own miny thread dogg , name your 5 prettiest black women of all time

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Oh oh let me answer

1. Brooke

2. Z

3. BE

4. Lawdy

5. Oshie (Ok she light beige) LOL

Hey Ms. Brook! I be needing to go to one of these parties, I love to party!

@Pedro – okay..we will see, I see you put your hat on, although I thought your conrows looked cute. You are under 30 so you are allowed to wear them and still be age appropriate. Just my opinion

@brook Aka the Queen of VA – have you been in any videos ?

brook—>>> i like your style

Pedro—>>> lol you should..

halley
lauren london
stacey dash
lisa raye

lol idk i only got 4

Thank u Be, I am so past that stage, as u can see I have grown up and matured and that is why I wanna reduce the bobbies cuz I feel I dont need all that, I wanna step into real womanhood

@Pedro – okay..we will see, I see you put your hat on, although I thought your conrows looked cute. You are under 30 so you are allowed to wear them and still be age appropriate. Just my opinion

this was my first pic i put up but thank you lol people be talkin like im 45 or sumfin

ok yall im out to lunch. dont get too crazy

@ Brookie: Aww you are so sweeeeet. I love you. If I was a celebrity I’d give you some money, LOL

@BROOK: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. IM GLAD YOU KNOW HOW TO GET YOURS WITH OUT GIVING UP YOURS. I LIKE TO SEE BLACK PEOPLE DO THERE THING TO GET UP TOP WITH OUT GIVING IT UP…

BYE LIL BRO…I MEAN jOEY

@ fam first

I be on now and again. not as hard as before. Everything is going good down here btw.

@ Brooke

You will be ok without the cyber fuggin. WHy don’y you knit a scarf or sumthin. thats fun too. *snickers*

lmao @BE n Brook

@Brook – aaawww that is sweet..

nah “Z” un un..i’aint tryin to hear that lol

@ brook – first devante and now Cam’ron ,damn your just killing all the idols lol

@ATXChic

Dont get me wrong, I have been used and abused by a few celebrities in my younge day, but now I know the game and how to stay on top of it.

@Z

Fugg u Bish, I dont wanna knit, I wanna see some cyber fugging, lol

@Osha Dosha

Aww, sweetie, thank u, cuz I need it, lol. I like starting mad business ventures to get my paper up, and u know which one is my favorite….. Advertisement, lol name something and I can sell the hell out of it, lol

And oh yeah put me on that list b

pedro–>>> ah damn i forgot about all of’em lol

LMAO @addiontal mention grace jones , cos she look like she could suck a mean dick
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i know,she do dont she

@ Pedro

Devante was different, As for cam’ron, he was not there the day of the video screening he just shows up for the video. It was them other producers and enterouge that was assholes that day

@ Sweet lil feminine Pedro – I still want to bust that ass B!

@ Brook

i’ll be in nyc from dec. 23rd to the 27th. Arrange some shyt. we going to a party

joey you ready for round two

lool later joe

Be I dont know why but I like totally love u, u remind me of my friend Angela from VA

Z you remind me of my mean ass sister

Oshie u remind me of a white version of who else but me

Lawdy reminds me of a strawberry bitter on the outside, and sweet deep down inside

Joey reminds me of trye songs

pedro reminds me of my ex

and Man reminds me of my Baby daddy

with that said let me dedicate this joint to all of you:

You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby

pedro->>> awwwww you gotta admire! LMAO,jokin

@Z

On December 23rd I am bartending at BB kings live on 42nd street, Lil Kim suppose to be there that night hosting and Dec 27th we are partying at Tabu in LI for my friend Danielle Birthday, we got a limo and everything so if u really wanna go Bish let me know, limo holds 20 girls.

Why are you ignoring me Pedrilla? I bet my dick is twice the size of Brooke’s!

Bye Joey again!

beyonce looks incredible, and that dress is gorgeous! i love the new album, has she ever worked with snoop? that would be dope

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis reporting for duty, everything seems to be going smoothly in this post, Over! *STATIC*

Pedrilla – I wish i could impregnate you B

You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it
Something like my sound, I wanna pump it
Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it
And something like my bank account
I wanna spend it, baby

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You crazy with ya songs….Love R though pedofile or not

“pedro reminds me of my ex” lol how comez??

@ Lawdy: Wait! I’m still sore!

@ Z and Brooke: I wanna party in the Big Crapple!

oh lawdy–>>> (unscewing my dick n tossin it to u)..just stick the charger it LOL

BE->> xoxoxoxo’s!

Officer Otis

There is a perv in the Thread, I repeat there is a perv that is after Pedro’s bumhole here in this thread, please remove the predetor

@ Pedrilla – For you baby!

Go to Gay Pride,
Mind opened wide.
Interesting sights,
Some transvestites.
Party is free,
Just go and see.
Not all the same,
Life’s not a game.
We all can feel,
Equality is real.
Open your mind,
See what you find.
Gay bi or straight,
Don’t turn up late.

@ Brooke

I am leaving the 27th. and I am not partying with a bunch of black ppl, so the 23rd is out. I like mixed crowds. Oh well i’ll find sumthin else to get into.

joey please i wanna swallow yor kids!!!

@ Big dick brook – Why call me a predator? Do you hoes that constantly talk about doing each other predators too?

@ Pedro

U look like the dude name Casie, he like always wanted to perform oral on me and I like totally let him like everyday, he had like these big ol juicy lips too and that was a major turn on. Wheeew. Let me calm down from thinking about him. LOL

Joey I thought u were leaving us, u love us right?? LOL

Lawdy where ya sleeping ass been?

@Z – I am leaving the 27th. and I am not partying with a bunch of black ppl, so the 23rd is out. I like mixed crowds. Oh well i’ll find sumthin else to get into.

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HUH?

@Big La la

@ Big dick brook – Why call me a predator? Do you hoes that constantly talk about doing each other predators too?

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LMAO, I am a predator too, but see all the people I wanna do it to actually wanna do it back to me too so that kinda not makes me a predator, Like Pedro is not even acknowledging u so that is what make syou the predator, toodles. Now u should feel happy that I wasted like 5 minutes of my time typing to you, pooof be gone, now. LOL

@ Be

its not fun to parties that are solely black ppl. I don’t know how it is elsewhere but in nyc its all competetive and ridiculous. Dudes grilling each other, women be catty and nasty to each other. When you party at mixed crowds its a more relaxed feel. PPl are there to have fun and are more accepting of each other.

Lmao @ brook

@ Otis

@Brook

Can you identify this person? Name? Appearance?

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Yes certainly, he looks like the clown from Saw V.. LOL

@ Pedrilla – I would like to climb up in that lil sweet ass of yours and go to sleep while my head hangs out and suck your lil dick.

Ok Brook = I am sorry…your dick is probably bigger than mine…satisfied?

Z

I Bartend at mixed crowds and trust me the crowd aint that different. Trust me, the only parties that I like is the industry parties cuz its a lot of mingling and networking. You know when they have industry parties and album release private parties that is not available to the public. I like those parties best.

@brook – oh ok i see it, so you got a fetish for light skin brothers huh lol

I like all black crowds, I honestly don’t have to worry about dudes bothering me as much that way.

@Z – @ Be

its not fun to parties that are solely black ppl. I don’t know how it is elsewhere but in nyc its all competetive and ridiculous. Dudes grilling each other, women be catty and nasty to each other. When you party at mixed crowds its a more relaxed feel. PPl are there to have fun and are more accepting of each other.

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I don’t know, I have been to some all black places (especially in NY) where people just partying.

@ Lawdy, You’re gonna get fired for p-stroking in your cubicle!

@ Pedro

@brook – oh ok i see it, so you got a fetish for light skin brothers huh lol

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Why u say that cuz u lite, my ex lite, Devante lite my baby daddy lite and a few other ex’s were lite…. AS IF!!!! LMAO

@Oshie – @ Lawdy, You’re gonna get fired for p-stroking in your cubicle!

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It depends on who catches her…the right person may want to join her!

BE

@Z – @ Be

its not fun to parties that are solely black ppl. I don’t know how it is elsewhere but in nyc its all competetive and ridiculous. Dudes grilling each other, women be catty and nasty to each other. When you party at mixed crowds its a more relaxed feel. PPl are there to have fun and are more accepting of each other.

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I don’t know, I have been to some all black places (especially in NY) where people just partying.
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You are alot older than me. Our crowds are different.

i licked my hands clean brooke…it was delicious!!!

I actually like all complexions but caramel being my Favorite complexion for guys. I am more into a guy’s style then anything, I am a stylish chick very much into name designer brands, so my guy should be too.

LOL @Oshie tellin Lawdy she P-stroking

@ Oshie

Thats shyt scarred me for life.

@Z – You are alot older than me. Our crowds are different.

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True….

but Bish did you just call me OLD!!!

@ Be

nooooo. I didn’t. It came out wrong. What i meant was….what has happened was…

you know cuz I am only 23. so you know ppl my age is ignant. my bad.

@Z

Dont get me wrong I have witnessed drama and been in some too but if I aint VIP I aint going point blank. Remeber LQ Z, when I got there, I cut the line and was up in VIP with Mr. Cee in the DJ booth all nite, I stay away from the vicious crowd

LOL @Kzz vacationing in Hell, I been there a few times myself lady

@Old Otis

Okay he is abou 4’0, 88lbs white pastly face round circles black eyes with no pupils and wears a tight ass suit and rides a tri cycle, is that good enough? jesus Otis hurry up and get him, LOL

how old are you be i am a lovely 34 yr old!!! i feel 19 and ready to go to the club and nolia clap with oshie!!!

Although she is a God to some, she is very much human to the rest of us in the real world. Yes, she eats a lot at holidays. Yes, she bleeds when cut. Yes, she farts when she has gas. Yes, she gains weight. She is HUMAN!

@brook -Caramel yeah lol you dont look chocalate just a shade lighter, like medium , i digg medium chicks e.g. meagen good lol

Hey pedrilla – ever suck a man’s dick while getting yours sucked?

@ LAwdy

U is a nasty ass Bish, u disgusting I am tellin ya man u making finger puzzy cake without him {On the phone calling Lawdy Fiance} LOL

*STATIC* This is Officer Otis, I think I have found the suspect, bring backup immediately, Over! *STATIC*

@Oh Lawdy – I am 38

Pedrilla – Why you frontin B? You know you are gay! I see it in your dreamy eyes.

@Kzzz

I am working on learning to be more tactful. I just don’t know how….give me pointers.

@ Brook

Yes yes the night u tried to sucker me into going to LATIN Quarters. keyword here being latin, just in case u missed that.

@Pedro

@brook -Caramel yeah lol you dont look chocalate just a shade lighter, like medium , i digg medium chicks e.g. meagen good lol

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I am more Gabrielle Union Complexion than Megan Goode. Thats like a pound of make up I have on in that pic, LOL MAC be fuggin up on my shade of foundation, lol

Hey Pedrilla – wouldn’t you like to get naked and cuddle with me and my gay friend? It is all yours if you will only come out of that closet!

@KZZMERGHTTHERE

wat up b , u good ??

pedro tell that fool oh lawdy is giving you all the twat!!!

KZZMERGHTTHERE – Why make it your business?

@BE

U around my sister age and we party all the time together. Well she 36 but that is my road dogg, I just turned 27 so your not that much older than me… right??

@ Brooke

thats cuz every black mofo think they are Latin walking around they got cherokee and puerto rican in their blood.

JOKE! DON’T STONE ME PPL.

I know I saw them there. I was with a spanish chick, but she did not want to wait and neither did I.

@ Z: you are so silly with your anti-latin thing. Were you attacked by a taco as a child? Was it bell grande?

Anyway, I can’t wait to be 40, I’m gonna be hot and wearing a tight little business suit and have a cute little haircut, all the little 20 yr old boys are gonna want this, not that they don’t now… teehee

@ OH LAWDY

what up b ??? wats gd

Oh and Z, that’s right, stay away from those white people. They’ll have you doing keg stands and snorting ritalin in no time.

Pedrilla – imagine jacking me off while I stick my tongue up that tight lil ass of yours! WOW!

@Brooke – Girl, I would love to hang out with you, I don’t discriminate by age. I hang out with my cousin who is 30 and I have friends who are in their 50′s and close to 60. I judge people by their spirit.

dam kzz told you to lick her split at dewberry time!!!

Oshie – freak ho freak ho Bounce ya ass let ya knees touch ya elbows (c) Master P, ref. Nikki Underwood 2008

Oh and Z, that’s right, stay away from those white people. They’ll have you doing keg stands and snorting ritalin in no time.
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Been there. Done that. I went to college with them.

@ Kzz: Wow that was pretty gross!

@ Brooke and Z: NO WHITE PEOPLE! They’ll have you selling your body for crystal mef and listening to death metal!

@brook – Panama wow half latin like me, my moms black brazilian and my pops is just regularly black american , see i just knew u wernt 100% american , i think its your eyes lol

yo one time, I scored some ritilin and settled down to read my history book. I have never read ANYTHING so thorough in life!

Disclaimer: Kids, drugs are bad. Stay away or you will end up like me.

@ Z: Well you didn’t go to college with me, I’d have you passed out nekkid every night, or at least that’s what I did. I wonder why I didn’t graduate?

death metal?

I like Mars Volta, massive attack, brazilian girls, lim bizkit, korn to name a few.

am i a lost cause?

Z, you are not a lost cause, you just have bad taste in music!
*ducks and covers*

@ Be

Aww I wanna hang with u too mama, u need to email me when u will be in NYC to Party so I can fix u a nice cup of Poison, I gurantee u will be back for more, lol.

@Kzz

Yay!!! we the same age. And I feel u, I be too busy dancing and mingling when I go out to worry about the next person. My ass never leaves the dance floor

@Kzz – yep I knew that was coming…bloody licks huh! LOL!!!

I LOVE MY MUSIC. PORTISHEAD TILL MY DEATH!

i don’t care what no one says. hmmph

only music i cannot stand is spanish music. Hell i even like Bollywood!

@ KZZ

yep me 2, someone else also lashed out when other people got involved lol he probably just came home from his job all angry and stuff den wanted to do some crazy stuff on the net , but hey im givin him the attention he wants , so this is the last time ima talk bout him b

Hey Everyone!

@ Z: I was just Keeeeding, Portishead I like, and you know we both are Trina and Badu stans, but I cannot get down with the Limp Bizkit or the Korn.

@ BE: OH HELL NO. I would have screamed “STOP HER, SHE STOLE MY LUCKY CHARMS!”

and then slam dunked her into an ash tray or tampon disposal unit, depending on where one was located.

I would have put her over my knee for a spanking and then made her sit in the corner.

I would have given her a wedgie… wait, do midgets wear underwear? Or diapers?

Is this day over yet? I have some steaks waiting for me at home, c’monnnnnnnn mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn….

pedrilla – I am waiting! This dick won’t stay hard forever!

later KZZZ

@Oshie – I almost laughed in the club because I remembered how you said you dispissed midgets and when I turned around I did not see her at first..little hussy pushed me in the back with her shoulder or something…I guess she thought no one would not mess with a midget but I wanted to stomp her in the head

Bye KZZ

@DaPro – Hey Mister!

Hey Dap

BYE KZZ {Smoochies}

@BE

I got ya email, and I responded, ur so a-dior-able lol.

Golly Gosh I need a new boo in my life…

@ Oshie

Who Would u hit??

Midget Mack or Mgic Johnson?? LOL

Ok Pedrilla the Queen of NY – Since you are playing hard to get i will bounce!

@Brook – aaawww thanks! by the way chinese eyes run in my family too..on my fathers side we are not sure why but it does!

@ Brooke: Leave it to you to ask the hard hitting questions… hmmm, I think I’d kill myself with whatever I could grab fastest! Thanks for playing!

Queen of NY – Came out of hiding because you believed I was gone, eh? You little sweet ass faggot!

@BE – yeah i could sense the chinese in ya b thats y u so calm

@Pedro – your new gravie you look sad….

@ carl winslow

wat up carl?

Pedrilla – you look like a gay ass care bear!

@Pedro – Life has made me calm…if you knew me 10-15 years ago you would not think so

IF ANYBODY WANNA MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS, I FOUND A WEBSITE THAT PAYS YOU $0.20-$1.25 OR MORE TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ONLINE. IT’S FREE TO JOIN!!! AND THE SURVEYS TAKE ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETE!!! IF YOU WANNA SIGN UP JUST PUT CASHCRATE.COM/887940 IN YOUR URL ADDRESS BOX AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN!!!!!!!

THANX NICOLE…

@ BE – Damn you allways come across as wise b ,like one of these martial arts teachers u just HAVE to respect like Master splinter from the ninja turtles SMH u get major props B , but i got a fellin u been in jail once or twice ?

Hey My People!!! What it do, what it do???

@Pedro – well I am wise, always been kind of like that since I was young….jail, naw, thug family yes..so I am gentle but tough and i ain’t afraid to fight physically or mentally.

Hannibal look like lazy bone in that pic…

@Hanni – aaww a little Hanni…time will tell

hannibal look like a thin, waif, looking lazy bone..

“Lazy Skin and Bone”

Hannibal: Yeah man that means let her spit sometimes, she doesn’t always have to swallow.

@Lacombe – Hey!

@BLACK GANG

ARE U BORED…

Wat up Lacombe , how come u never put your real pic up ur more than hot lol ? or maybe u just into cartoons and martin lawrence that much?

oshie be saying things that make you think she is dirty. Like tart muffin dirty, or bump up your weewee dirty.

@ Oshie

Listen to Summer of Bipolar Love by Limp Bizkit.

Where’s Brookie? I want to ask her something about skin care, she seems knowledgable…

black gang

hannibal look like a thin, waif, looking lazy bone..

“Lazy Skin and Bone”

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oh shyt. but why does he? hahaha

nope, Lazy-Skin-n-Bone, im amusing. especially looking at your gravy, thin ass. Eat a manwich my dude.

Good night all!

Good night Z! (smooches)

night be

@ black gang: No, I’m more durrrty, not like Christina Aguilera, more like Bourbon Street.

BLACK GANG

I WILL TAKE YOUR ADVICE…

Why pedro’s hook hanging out the back of his beenie like that?

Back of my dudes head is touching his collar/smh

Goodnight BE.

Pedro…
I like Shanaynay’s picture a helluva lot more than my own! I’m just a plain ole redbone!

BYE BYE BE!!!!

Pedrilla – You need to come and get on deeez nutts B! or would you like to scissor?

Osh…
…Like Bourbon St.? Nah, that’s gully! lol

@ Brook are u serious about the surgeries?

@ Lacombe….

“Thaaaats oshie!”

@lacombe -shananys cute , but id rather see yours lol but nananys ok with me

@brook -cya

Lol…Black gang, where ya hail from babe?

@ Z
no. what you talkin about?

@Z

Nah i DONT GET MY LIPS INJECTED ANYMORE, I did back when this photo was taking, but I got my nose done in 03 cuz my crazy ass babydaddy and me decided to act like Tyson and Holyfield and I got knocked the fugg out….

Hey Brooke…
The other day you had a cutie in your gravie witcha…Who was that???

Oh Oh here comes the resident gook!

Uh Oshie

whats the fugging skin care question, I only got 20 minutes left in this hell whole

Hey Fam First!!! ((waving))

How do I make MY skin Black?

@ Brooke: Ok, well, I think I want restalyne, I’m getting a mean line on my face, just on one side though, from my nose to my mouth. The restalyne lasts a long time?

I am gay!

Heyyyyyy, your not Oshie!!!

*scratching my head*

@ Lacombe: I would never presume to call myself gully. I know my limits as a white person, or “person of NON-COLOR” as my friend Tiffany would say.

Osh…
Girl, you know your limits as a “person!”

gully=gross

I love to play hide the sausage…in me!

I wanna nose job too!
Quick someone punch me!

@LAcombe

Hey Brooke…
The other day you had a cutie in your gravie witcha…Who was that???

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Hey my dear.. That Cutie was DJ Clue

Goshdarnit!
Something has gone wrong with our servers. It’s probably Matt’s fault.

We’ve just been notified of the problem.

Hopefully this should be fixed ASAP, so kindly reload in a minute and things should be back to normal.

@Oshie

Bish u tryna play me, oh no u didn’t LOL… You are fine girl, u dont need anything. No seriously he made my nose kinda crooked so I begged my dad to fix it and he did. Oh and BTW I use lip Plumper by Salley Hanson, its magnetic form makes the lips plumper and smoother with out injections with a natrual more youthful finishing look. Available at Walgreens

Dude, i needa whole face job! lol Can they make me look like Beyonce???….just for one day, atleast!

sup Lacombe

Beauty tip for brook: Hacksaw!

I gotta go to Walgreens….asap!

Does Sally make ass plumper too? I could damn sure use it!

Lacombe: You are crazy woman! Ass plumper. PS. I would love to look like you for one day.

Brooke: You are crazy too. I mean, I know I’m fine and all, but I also have a Uma Thurman nose. I want a Cassie nose. Oh and I have a sudden urge to buy massive amounts of stock in Walgreens all of a sudden….

Brooke…
Girl, if i wasn’t married i would come party with you! I wouldn’t know how to act with fine men buying me bottles…not cups… but bottles for my birtday!! I would stay drunk…and pregnant!! lmao

@ LAcombe

LOL at ass plumper, I need it too then…

*oops…birthday

MY BIRTHDAY IS DECEMBER 9TH. I DO ACCEPT CASH GIFTS.

FYI

Hey! would it be possible to have a foursome with you 3 cows?

Brookie, how often do you have to get restalyne injections???

Well then how about your mother?

@ Oshie

Uma Thurman nose? I had a too can sam nose from the froot loops box. LOL.

@Lacombe

LOL thats right girl, Pop Champagne 0

LOL @ Pedrilla, I wanna scissor not suck tits, damn u bastard, LOL

Oshie how old will u be again?

Naw Brooke, I want the injections in my line! The “nasolabial fold”. Makes me look old, I think. I’m probably just tripping…

@ Oshie,

shoot me an email and I will send u my schedule of the events I am participating in, They actually having a Big Party out in 40/40 in Atlantic City on ya Bday… Hint*hint

@ Brooke: I’m not in a position to fly anywhere, but I appreciate the invite.
I’ll be 28. 28 going on 12.

Ok I will disappear if one of yall will promise me some oussy

Oshie leave ya goddamn gorgeous face alone, do not start fuggin wit that palstic surgery cuz then u gonna end up like LIL KIM. trust me I am getting rid of the boobs and I stopped the lip injections for a reason.

ON that note goodnight all, all be blessed and have a safe night even you Pedrilla, lol Nite nite

Osh…
So, whatcha gonna do for your birthday?

OH Oshie, email me I will show u my restlyne injection photos ok

@ Brooke: Ok MOM. Jk, bye sessay laydee!

@ OSHIE

U there? r u Nigerian?

Good Nite!

@ Lacombe: I don’t know, going to Lacombe?
I’m not sure yet, they just opened a new strip club down the street from our house, so I may go hit that up. I go crazy on my birthday usually. I’m like a little kid, I tell everybody. I may even wear a tiara, who knows…

I’m not Nigerian or Anglo-saxon protestant. For whoever was asking and/or saying.

NO YOU MAY NOT. Good day to you.

What’s up, cyber fam?

Are we on topic or is it OUR topic??

Lol!!!!

Here we go again, another BEYONCE post! Man this chick dun def took over the world!

can you imagine hittin that- jay z do us proud.

Look like beyawnce is biting off someone else look! trying to take ANGIELINA JOLIE’S hairdo!

Beyawnce had to leave some room in the dress to fit them fake ass butt pads.

@ A TX CHICK

HE SAID KNOTS (STACKS) NOT NUTS

I had a comment about Beyonce but I got so caught up reading comments that has nothing to do with her. Totally forgot what I was going to type. Oh, now I remember…nevermind.

if the child says she threw up then she threw up!
to each its own

Wow….

Listen losers if u dont like beyonce then dont read the post or comment!!

Obviously she doing something right she had a number 1 cd and to top ten hits that yall thought were going to be flops…

hater will say anything even when yall know it aint true..

there is nothing wrong with her hair, yall just mad cuz yall r some ugly mud ducks hating on a beautiful sister!!!

She looks great, the dress is banging but I’m not loving that Loretta Lynn – stand by your man bee’s nest do and she better not even crack a gnat’s fart in that dress because those threads are holding on for dear life as we speak…is it me or is one of her eyes wonked out a bit? maybe she’s got a secret corn bread and beans stash in her cheek…

yeah keep stuffing just make sure Beyonce’s legs won’t be buffer than that then it would be okay

she has the game on smash. wonderful look

THE QUESTION IS CORRECT, THE COMMENT IS INAPPROPRIATE AND IF YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK SHE IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT EATING TOO MUCH OR ALL THIS BLAH BLAH BLAH, BUT I’M SO FINE, EEEEEE AND SHY. IT’S A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE MENTAL.
SHE’S AT THE TOP OF HER GAME BUT WE KNOW HOW YALL DO WHEN YA FALL OFF.
IT’S CALLED GROOMED, COACHED AND LOTS OF COOKIE DOUGH.

Did someone say the Queen was gone? Oh no my dear, just sitting pretty on my pedestal. Why? Need something? I probably have it. Tisk, tisk, people, let B be, she’ll run herself in the ground trying to stay relavent, it doesn’t matter, they build you up to make the fall harder and faster. I’ll watch, I don’t wish her harm, but she certainly is setting herself up for failure! Oh well, enjoy it while it last, the ride will be up soon enough.