Jesus Take The Steel: Florida Man Attacks Pregnant Woman With 4-Foot Sword And Mushes Another Lady With Peanut Butter Sandwich!

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Florida man attacks a pregnant woman with a sword

People are REALLY out of control nowadays…

Florida Man Attacks A Pregnant Woman With A Sword

A sad-sack career criminal in Florida landed in jail for attacking a pregnant woman with a sword during an argument outside his trailer.

Police in Winter Haven said Mark Miller, 50, came after a group of women with a sword on Friday night, WTSP television reported.

Miller poked Brandi Bodiford, who is six months pregnant, in the belly with the four-foot blade and threatened to kill her before a second woman got between the two. Bodiford succeeded in getting the sword away from Miller.

At some point during the fight, Miller smeared a peanut butter sandwich across the chest of a third woman, the station reported.

After he was arrested, the brute chewed on some cushions in the back of the police cruiser and told cops the “damn lesbians” were banging on his mobile home, the station reported.

According to WTSP, Miller has been arrested more than a dozen times since the mid-90s. Several arrests were for assault or battery.

He was charged with battery, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and criminal mischief.

We’re glad that the preggo lady was able to escape unscathed, but LMAO @ the lady who got mushed with the peanut butter sandwich!

Sidebar: Chewing on cushions? Sound like bath salts were involved…

Image via Police Handout

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