Miss Cleo’s Making a Comeback??

- By Bossip Staff Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

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Better guard your wallets:

Miss Cleo’s itching to get back into television. And the psychic, who now lives in Lake Worth, recently e-mailed her expansive list of friends to ask for their support.

“’Hello My Dears,’ she writes, ‘First and foremost, HUGS AND KISSES!!!! I need a favor from each and everyone of you. My publicist is currently conducting an email campaign to gauge how the ‘public’ would receive my return to television. The show would focus on relationships. Your emails will be so VERY IMPORTANT to moving forward . . .'”

So, Page2Live called Miss Cleo to find out more:
“Yes, dear, we’re shopping around a new vehicle,” she said. “It’s a cross between reality and talk shows. It’s The Surreal Life meets The Tyra Banks Show. My new show will be both helpful and fun.”

Sorta like Oprah? “Oh no, dear, much more fun than Oprah.”

This is the same heffah who used to make more than $10,000 a day scamming lost, weak minded individuals with that fake ass Jamaican accent. We can only think of one network that will air her brand of buffoonery. It beings with a V and ends with a 1.




    come on back ms cleo come on back, dont hate the player!

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)


  • Raquel26


    For real! Dont hate the player, hate the game! Aye, we all knew she was a phony….but some people desperate for some future advice would pay bread for that.

    The only person who can predict my future is God.

  • Sawyer

    WHAT??? Man get the f**k outta here with that mess. Your like 5 yrs too late lady. Reality tv is on its way out the door. You’d have better luck producing a show online, that might bring you more viewership. Unless its a show like Lost, 24, Dexter or Entourage! Aint gonna work, give it up!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    “CALL ME NOW, FO YO FREE READIN’!” *in my Island accent*

    Lol…one time I contemplated calling her when I was 11…I wanted to know who my true love was…smh..

    But I was afraid my dad would find out…not about the charges, but that I wanted to find true love…


    why does this matter? I can’t decide what im going to eat for lunch….thats MORE important than this sh!t

  • Raquel26


    LOL (picturing the fake accent)

    She was a trip though! I never did call, but I was curious.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re


    …the best accent I can conjure up is awful, lol. My island accent, hispanic accent, african accent, chinese accent…they all sound EXACTLY the same…



    I plan to partake in a Lemon Pepper Chicken on a bed of Romaine lettuce…YUMMS



    All your accents suck ass…even your English…NOT British…


    Raquel26 u aint neva lie, she aint rip nobody off…if you were dumb enough to call her thats on you..Im about to start workin for the Psychic hotline again, they be makin dough.


    and who couldn’t tell that accent was faker than Beyonces Tupay.

  • Jaye

    “CAL ME NOW!!!!!”



  • Raquel26

    For real, cuz I’m in the wrong dayum business! Sitting here at a daggone desk all day!

    And what the hell is up with her background?

    It looks like that mural you put on the back of your fishtank to give them the essence of being in the deep sea. lol

  • Blacksmith

    Shouldn’t she already know what people will think of her possible return to TV? Miss Clown, please sit down.

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