Miss Cleo’s Making a Comeback??

Posted on December 3rd, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Better guard your wallets:

Miss Cleo’s itching to get back into television. And the psychic, who now lives in Lake Worth, recently e-mailed her expansive list of friends to ask for their support.

“’Hello My Dears,’ she writes, ‘First and foremost, HUGS AND KISSES!!!! I need a favor from each and everyone of you. My publicist is currently conducting an email campaign to gauge how the ‘public’ would receive my return to television. The show would focus on relationships. Your emails will be so VERY IMPORTANT to moving forward . . .’”

So, Page2Live called Miss Cleo to find out more:
“Yes, dear, we’re shopping around a new vehicle,” she said. “It’s a cross between reality and talk shows. It’s The Surreal Life meets The Tyra Banks Show. My new show will be both helpful and fun.”

Sorta like Oprah? “Oh no, dear, much more fun than Oprah.”

This is the same heffah who used to make more than $10,000 a day scamming lost, weak minded individuals with that fake ass Jamaican accent. We can only think of one network that will air her brand of buffoonery. It beings with a V and ends with a 1.

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  • PURPPLE

    come on back ms cleo come on back, dont hate the player!

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    bahahahahahhaha!

  • Raquel26

    @purpple:

    For real! Dont hate the player, hate the game! Aye, we all knew she was a phony….but some people desperate for some future advice would pay bread for that.

    The only person who can predict my future is God.

  • Sawyer

    WHAT??? Man get the f**k outta here with that mess. Your like 5 yrs too late lady. Reality tv is on its way out the door. You’d have better luck producing a show online, that might bring you more viewership. Unless its a show like Lost, 24, Dexter or Entourage! Aint gonna work, give it up!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    “CALL ME NOW, FO YO FREE READIN’!” *in my Island accent*

    Lol…one time I contemplated calling her when I was 11…I wanted to know who my true love was…smh..

    But I was afraid my dad would find out…not about the charges, but that I wanted to find true love…

  • MR FLORIDA

    why does this matter? I can’t decide what im going to eat for lunch….thats MORE important than this sh!t

  • Raquel26

    @Re:

    LOL (picturing the fake accent)

    She was a trip though! I never did call, but I was curious.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Raquel26

    …the best accent I can conjure up is awful, lol. My island accent, hispanic accent, african accent, chinese accent…they all sound EXACTLY the same…

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    MR FLORIDA…

    I plan to partake in a Lemon Pepper Chicken on a bed of Romaine lettuce…YUMMS

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…

    All your accents suck ass…even your English…NOT British…

  • PURPPLE

    Raquel26 u aint neva lie, she aint rip nobody off…if you were dumb enough to call her thats on you..Im about to start workin for the Psychic hotline again, they be makin dough.

  • PURPPLE

    and who couldn’t tell that accent was faker than Beyonces Tupay.

  • Jaye

    “CAL ME NOW!!!!!”

    LOL

    -Jaye

  • Raquel26

    For real, cuz I’m in the wrong dayum business! Sitting here at a daggone desk all day!

    And what the hell is up with her background?

    It looks like that mural you put on the back of your fishtank to give them the essence of being in the deep sea. lol

  • Blacksmith

    Shouldn’t she already know what people will think of her possible return to TV? Miss Clown, please sit down.

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I see a bunch of Dollar Store plants.

  • http://annoymous@yahoo.com anonymous says

    call me now.. fake azz jamaican accent.. i cant stand jamaican women!

  • Hit em where it hurts

    Call me now!!!!! I don’t blame her. There’s a sucker born every minute. Go get em Cleo….LOL

  • PURPPLE

    LOL she look like she at the bottom of a daym fish tank.

  • Raquel26

    Shoood..there might be some cannibus sativa in that background somewhere. LOL

    She look like she done puffed a good one……

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Nikki Underwood

    Well damn…all YOUR accents suck…even your regular one. Take that take that take that take that.

  • PURPPLE

    DID SOMEONE SAY CANNIBUS SATIVA?

    LMAO, DONT TEASE ME LIKE DAT RAQUEL26..ITS NOT NICE!

  • http://www.j.com noelle

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I see a bunch of Dollar Store plants.

    lmao

  • Raquel26

    @purpple:

    Dang!! I cant say NOTHING while I’m at work, neither! lol

    But I feel you! Counting down to 4:30! :)

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Is that the fake aquarium in the background…the kind you get from Asian furniture stores?

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    Look at her cowshell necklace…and tiger stripes…is that her idea of ethnic? Lions and tigers and shells? LOL

  • PURPPLE

    LOL Raquel LOdaymL…i know the feeling alllll too well!

  • DaddyO

    Straight scam artist… the only reason why she wants to come back is b/c of the recession.

  • DaddyO

    @Pynk

    is your boss male or female?

  • Baby Girl

    lol Call me now!..I actually have a REAL Island accent because Im from an Island Bermuda to be exact and her accent wasnt Jamacian it was like a trini accent or something!…She still sucks!

  • Raquel26

    LOL @ all ya’ll…….

    who said…lions, tigers and shells?? LOL

    Was that Re???

    Crazy a**!!

    I wanted to say…Oh, My! after reading that sh_t! :)

  • http://dreampsychic.blogspot.com DwayneTheDream Psychic

    She wasnt making $10,000 a day. She was making $60,000 a year. It was some white guys in the back making all the money.

    She said it her self on a tv interview. She didnt even have a car or drivers license.

    TRUST ME I KNOW! !

  • Ms. T.

    Ms. Cleo looks like Marsha Warfield.

  • Book Worm

    lol @ Ms. Cleo looking like Marsha Warfield.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Raquel26

    I thought the same thing when I was typing, lol..oh my!

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    It looks like that mural you put on the back of your fishtank to give them the essence of being in the deep sea

    PURE COMEDY!

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    My grandma used to call her. I was little, but I knew she was fake. Her and Dionne Warwick…PWAHAHAHAH comedy at its best

  • keekee

    her expression is all like ‘shyyyyt, when this gig over for the day?’ … loves her! she earned every penny of her money .. bring her back!! i’ll watch, just with a side eye ..

  • [URL=http://s63.photobucket.com/albums/h137/KelliClendion/?action=view&current=seod.jpg][IMG]http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h137/KelliClendion/th_seod.jpg[/IMG][/URL]A Pimp Named Slickback

    Hmmm

  • keekee

    ooh Rio!! it said NO LYE no chemicals one application then viola, soft hair .. than three months later, bald SPOTCHES!! not that i know anything about it

  • keekee

    oh, wave nuveau … that DRY jeri curl look .. loved that too!! except it didn’t ‘wave’ unless you put some ‘juice’ on it, then all you got was WET BIG kinda CURLS and people thought maybe you needed a touch up of a jeri culr and you were like no, these are my natural waves .. not realizing big waves or curls on black ain’t natural! oh, the good ole days! i’m surprised more black chics aint wearing wigs!!

  • nicole

    IF ANYBODY WANNA MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS, I FOUND A WEBSITE THAT PAYS YOU $0.20-$1.25 OR MORE TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ONLINE. IT’S FREE TO JOIN!!! AND THE SURVEYS TAKE ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETE!!! IF YOU WANNA SIGN UP JUST PUT CASHCRATE.COM/887940 IN YOUR URL ADDRESS BOX AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN!!!!!!!

  • Sepia830

    Duh, I meant ends with a T. Well, y’all get the point.

  • always knew

    She wasnt making $10,000 a day. She was making $60,000 a year. It was some white guys in the back making all the money.

    She said it her self on a tv interview. She didnt even have a car or drivers license.

    TRUST ME I KNOW! !

    __________________________

    Aint that always how it is, our face, our voice, out talent, but we get paid the least??? Well, I hope this time, she gets paid for what she does….I know I won’t be buying anything Miss Cleo is selling, anyway, I always thought that stuff was for nutjobs….

  • Creole Baby Thinks the Pop Champagne Video is Gay

    dirty pretend jamacains

  • http://trinidadsdagay.blogspot.com Trinidad. Adventist. Gay?!

    $10,000 per day?!

    And she didn’t invest it?

  • diane

    Hell I got drunk one day and called and she told me my man was cheating with a woman name dido. SMH at that phone bill.

  • Sharay

    The people who were calling her were not scammed. they fed into that physcic business. They were intrigued, wanted to read into their future and called. It’s not Cleo’s fault if her predicions didn’t came true.

    You shouldn’t call anything that says get out your credit card and dial for $5.99 a minute.

    Suckers!!

  • Leta354

    there are SO many people who rely on candles, trinkets, tea leaves, and hoo-dooisms in finding their way in this life – it’s easy prey for con artists like Miss Cleo, Dionne Warwick and the click to
    “ding” – take yo money…”
    WAKE THE FREAK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dee

    $10,000 per day…wow…really??? For a bunch of NON UNION commercials in Florida. Give me a break!! Your info is all wrong boo-boo…b4 you start spreading rumors you should check the facts. Also, for any Cleo fans you should check out her daily podcast at http://www.the-real-mscleo.com….and guess what….it’s FREE!!!!!

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