Miss Cleo’s Making a Comeback??
Posted by Bossip Staff
Better guard your wallets:
Miss Cleo’s itching to get back into television. And the psychic, who now lives in Lake Worth, recently e-mailed her expansive list of friends to ask for their support.
“’Hello My Dears,’ she writes, ‘First and foremost, HUGS AND KISSES!!!! I need a favor from each and everyone of you. My publicist is currently conducting an email campaign to gauge how the ‘public’ would receive my return to television. The show would focus on relationships. Your emails will be so VERY IMPORTANT to moving forward . . .’”
So, Page2Live called Miss Cleo to find out more:
“Yes, dear, we’re shopping around a new vehicle,” she said. “It’s a cross between reality and talk shows. It’s The Surreal Life meets The Tyra Banks Show. My new show will be both helpful and fun.”Sorta like Oprah? “Oh no, dear, much more fun than Oprah.”
This is the same heffah who used to make more than $10,000 a day scamming lost, weak minded individuals with that fake ass Jamaican accent. We can only think of one network that will air her brand of buffoonery. It beings with a V and ends with a 1.
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come on back ms cleo come on back, dont hate the player!
bahahahahahhaha!
yawn! @bossip get it crunk. how about some of those highs from the Black college classics. Not nan mention of them on any of your boards over the week. We need more advertising more patrons coming through.
You know this may not be a bad idea…cuz see I believe sombody done put da roots on me and I needs me some help to get dem offa me….bullshit!
@purpple:
For real! Dont hate the player, hate the game! Aye, we all knew she was a phony….but some people desperate for some future advice would pay bread for that.
The only person who can predict my future is God.
WHAT??? Man get the f**k outta here with that mess. Your like 5 yrs too late lady. Reality tv is on its way out the door. You’d have better luck producing a show online, that might bring you more viewership. Unless its a show like Lost, 24, Dexter or Entourage! Aint gonna work, give it up!
“CALL ME NOW, FO YO FREE READIN’!” *in my Island accent*
Lol…one time I contemplated calling her when I was 11…I wanted to know who my true love was…smh..
But I was afraid my dad would find out…not about the charges, but that I wanted to find true love…
why does this matter? I can’t decide what im going to eat for lunch….thats MORE important than this sh!t
@Re:
LOL (picturing the fake accent)
She was a trip though! I never did call, but I was curious.
@Raquel26
…the best accent I can conjure up is awful, lol. My island accent, hispanic accent, african accent, chinese accent…they all sound EXACTLY the same…
MR FLORIDA…
I plan to partake in a Lemon Pepper Chicken on a bed of Romaine lettuce…YUMMS
Re…
All your accents suck ass…even your English…NOT British…
Raquel26 u aint neva lie, she aint rip nobody off…if you were dumb enough to call her thats on you..Im about to start workin for the Psychic hotline again, they be makin dough.
I remember those commercials vividly like: ‘who in they right damn mind would cal this bitch’
Look at her…
and who couldn’t tell that accent was faker than Beyonces Tupay.
“CAL ME NOW!!!!!”
LOL
-Jaye
For real, cuz I’m in the wrong dayum business! Sitting here at a daggone desk all day!
And what the hell is up with her background?
It looks like that mural you put on the back of your fishtank to give them the essence of being in the deep sea. lol
Shouldn’t she already know what people will think of her possible return to TV? Miss Clown, please sit down.
I see a bunch of Dollar Store plants.
call me now.. fake azz jamaican accent.. i cant stand jamaican women!
Call me now!!!!! I don’t blame her. There’s a sucker born every minute. Go get em Cleo….LOL
LOL she look like she at the bottom of a daym fish tank.
Shoood..there might be some cannibus sativa in that background somewhere. LOL
She look like she done puffed a good one……
@Nikki Underwood
Well damn…all YOUR accents suck…even your regular one. Take that take that take that take that.
DID SOMEONE SAY CANNIBUS SATIVA?
LMAO, DONT TEASE ME LIKE DAT RAQUEL26..ITS NOT NICE!
NIKKI UNDERWOOD
I see a bunch of Dollar Store plants.
lmao
@purpple:
Dang!! I cant say NOTHING while I’m at work, neither! lol
But I feel you! Counting down to 4:30!
Is that the fake aquarium in the background…the kind you get from Asian furniture stores?
Look at her cowshell necklace…and tiger stripes…is that her idea of ethnic? Lions and tigers and shells? LOL
LOL Raquel LOdaymL…i know the feeling alllll too well!
Straight scam artist… the only reason why she wants to come back is b/c of the recession.
Miss Cleo was the shit! Bring her back! She’s a household name!
@Pynk
is your boss male or female?
lol Call me now!..I actually have a REAL Island accent because Im from an Island Bermuda to be exact and her accent wasnt Jamacian it was like a trini accent or something!…She still sucks!
LOL @ all ya’ll…….
who said…lions, tigers and shells?? LOL
Was that Re???
Crazy a**!!
I wanted to say…Oh, My! after reading that sh_t!
She wasnt making $10,000 a day. She was making $60,000 a year. It was some white guys in the back making all the money.
She said it her self on a tv interview. She didnt even have a car or drivers license.
TRUST ME I KNOW! !
Ms. Cleo looks like Marsha Warfield.
lol @ Ms. Cleo looking like Marsha Warfield.
@Raquel26
I thought the same thing when I was typing, lol..oh my!
It looks like that mural you put on the back of your fishtank to give them the essence of being in the deep sea
PURE COMEDY!
My grandma used to call her. I was little, but I knew she was fake. Her and Dionne Warwick…PWAHAHAHAH comedy at its best
her expression is all like ’shyyyyt, when this gig over for the day?’ … loves her! she earned every penny of her money .. bring her back!! i’ll watch, just with a side eye ..
Miss Cleo is as fake as that RIO hair relaxer that was making bitches hair fall out. Yeah…I brought it back to RIO.
Hmmm
ooh Rio!! it said NO LYE no chemicals one application then viola, soft hair .. than three months later, bald SPOTCHES!! not that i know anything about it
HAHAHAHHAHA @ keekee & A Pimp Named Slickback!!!!!
I remember that “No Lye” RIO shit! they had bitches on the infomercials EATING that shit….then months later you had all these bald headed Black women running around trying to scurry up lawsuits! XD I was T-H-I-S close to buying some…but I didn’t want to give up my “Wave Nuveau”!!!! hahahahhahahahahha!!!!!
oh, wave nuveau … that DRY jeri curl look .. loved that too!! except it didn’t ‘wave’ unless you put some ‘juice’ on it, then all you got was WET BIG kinda CURLS and people thought maybe you needed a touch up of a jeri culr and you were like no, these are my natural waves .. not realizing big waves or curls on black ain’t natural! oh, the good ole days! i’m surprised more black chics aint wearing wigs!!
IF ANYBODY WANNA MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS, I FOUND A WEBSITE THAT PAYS YOU $0.20-$1.25 OR MORE TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ONLINE. IT’S FREE TO JOIN!!! AND THE SURVEYS TAKE ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETE!!! IF YOU WANNA SIGN UP JUST PUT CASHCRATE.COM/887940 IN YOUR URL ADDRESS BOX AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN!!!!!!!
No, Bossip, it begins with a B and ends with an E (BET). Maybe if Ms. Cleo hooked up with LaToya Jackson…
Duh, I meant ends with a T. Well, y’all get the point.
She wasnt making $10,000 a day. She was making $60,000 a year. It was some white guys in the back making all the money.
She said it her self on a tv interview. She didnt even have a car or drivers license.
TRUST ME I KNOW! !
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Aint that always how it is, our face, our voice, out talent, but we get paid the least??? Well, I hope this time, she gets paid for what she does….I know I won’t be buying anything Miss Cleo is selling, anyway, I always thought that stuff was for nutjobs….
Keekee LOL!!! Girl you aint never lied…but about the wigs. Girl you KNOW Black women can’t let them go…now instead of going over the head..the motherfuckers stretch to the freaking eyebrow with netting! LOL@ lacefronts! I can’t even laugh too hard though because I’ve rocked a lot of wack shit before I woke up to my mental slavery and decided to just get locked up. Best decision of my life. My locks are almost to my waist and soooo sooo pretty…and no one ever asks me if they’re real. (though I got extensions in them when I first got em, heh!)
dirty pretend jamacains
$10,000 per day?!
And she didn’t invest it?
Hell I got drunk one day and called and she told me my man was cheating with a woman name dido. SMH at that phone bill.
The people who were calling her were not scammed. they fed into that physcic business. They were intrigued, wanted to read into their future and called. It’s not Cleo’s fault if her predicions didn’t came true.
You shouldn’t call anything that says get out your credit card and dial for $5.99 a minute.
Suckers!!
there are SO many people who rely on candles, trinkets, tea leaves, and hoo-dooisms in finding their way in this life – it’s easy prey for con artists like Miss Cleo, Dionne Warwick and the click to
“ding” – take yo money…”
WAKE THE FREAK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!