Is Kris Humphries’ attention slorin’ ex totin’ a gut full or not?

Forget about keeping up with the Kardashians. Keeping up with Kris Humphries’ ex Myla Sinanaj is a full-time job in itself. The fake Kimmy Cakes took to Twitter to shut down rumors that she’s three months pregnant with Humphries’ child.

“Uhhh ooooo Loook No baby bump!” she tweeted, accompanying a photo of her showing off her sticking in her belly in front of a waterfall. She later added…

Humphries’ stalker boo fueled speculation that she was with child last Friday when she stepped out in a black-and-white striped maxi dress that revealed what some speculated to be a baby bump. And less than a week ago, a source told TMZ that Sinanaj was telling friends she had a bun in the oven and that Humphries was definitely the father.

So, why did she tell her lawyer, Joe Tacopina, she’s pregnant? Is this ho pregnant, or isn’t she? Was she ever pregnant?

We hope Myla isn’t trying to pull a Joseline here; because birds of a feather get abortions together SMH

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