Peen Problems: Man With World’s Largest Schlong Has Trouble Getting Through TSA

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Extra baggage is always such a hassle….

Well-Endowed Man Has Trouble Getting Through TSA

Sounds like Nicki Minaj wasn’t the only one ‘overly fondled’ by TSA

Turns out it’s legal to have a weapon of mass conception at the airport.

Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn’t packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.

“I had my ‘stuff’ strapped to the left,” said Falcon. “One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, ‘Yes.'”

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.

“Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth,” Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world’s largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post executive editor Buck Wolf.

Good to know our airports are being secured at all costs!

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