Seen on the Scene: Gabrielle Union

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Gabrielle Union

Your girl, Gabrielle Union, was at the Best in Green Awards at Greenhouse in NY.

Yeah, she looks nice, but it wouldn’t be a bad thing to step off the scene and take a day off. She doesn’t have any hobbies?

A couple more pics for your viewing pleasure when you…
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430 Responses to “Seen on the Scene: Gabrielle Union”

    jayjay

    ok and this woman is supposed to be hot and beautiful? i dont see it sorry… she looks like a regular black woman. aint nothing special about her. next

    Re

    Wowsers!

    I normally think she’s boring, but this is very angelic…I likey!

    currence

    1st

    Re

    Very fresh and radiant! Simple can be beautiful ladies and gents…

    afrogenetics

    Firssssttttttt Hahah *****es

    afrogenetics

    WTF it said no comments before mannnnn at least Im in the top 5 damn….anyway Gabby looks FAB!

    Re

    Afrogenetics..

    …I was bamboozled into thinking I was 1st…ingrates!

    Talley-B

    gabrielle is killing it, that’s my chcolate booboo, other dudes fall back…

    Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    ok

    Exxon300

    What’s up Nikki?

    Vee-TGIF!!

    Morning All. She looks nice-good to see her NOT wearing black for a change.

    Truer words have never been spoken until now:

    @ jayjay it is one thing to have ur opinion on how you think Gabrielle looks but to say she looks like a “regular black woman” comes pretty close to the things that racists say such as “all black people look alike” and ignorant bull. If you are white- careful your racism is coming thru and if you are black then SMH- because you are a self hater.

    Hitler's Hypeman

    *shrugs* Gab looks mad regular, dont get me wrong id lay that pipeline, but nothing to make me rub one out this early

    Jay Jay

    I agree with part of your statement, that Gabby is not that hot, but the other part is for the birds! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    anyway! I wiah that Gabby would keep her ***** at home! I read on Panache Report, that she stated that, When people think that she is with ludacris and hill harper, that it just hide who her true man is! WELL…..where in the hell is he? WHY isn’t he on the red carpet? WHY isn’t she at home with him, instead of bum rushing every freakin event? DAMNNNNNNNNNN gabby give it a break! If you put in more effort into your movies, than crashing events, maybe your movies would be about something! DAMN!

    PURPPLE

    Truly beautiful in white…this is the best ive ever seen her…now i see what everyone else sees in her because I didnt before….

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    ‘Very fresh and radiant’ I hate somebody and it aint Gabs………………

    Hello Exxon300

    Dizzy McElroy

    Who is she with?

    Re

    @Nikki Underwood

    You’re going to sleep on the floor, keep making comments like that…

    ;-)

    ********555***************

    she has really nice skin…..

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Its cold down there…can I not get the couch….come its Obama we are talking about…that is what we are talking about…right?

    Re

    Because it is Obama we’re talking about…I’ll give you a blanket.

    But you’ll still be on the floor.

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Cold-blooded

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    b*tch

    Tameka

    She’s a very cute girl!

    Re

    @Nikki Underwood

    ZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! That’s what you get for saying my accents suck.

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Well it does…hey you better stop the idle chit-chat you are NOT safe from the Sauces…

    Lady Architect (Love My Baby So Much!)

    She looks great. She’s a natural beauty.

    Re

    Chit-chat means you’ll be outed? That makes no sense…I thought their purposose was to out folks putting their info on Bossip…

    PURPPLE

    LOL@ NU

    pm

    @Jay Jay.. she doesn’t look like regular, now Estelle looks regular

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…

    Dunno. I just want you safe. I will put in a good word for you if asked.

    Re

    @Nikki Underwood

    LOL @putting in good word for me…*****ody wants to be a WWLoser! ZZZZZ…..

    Re

    Alright…bout to do some real word…notify me at ‘twonce’ if something goes down…

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    LMAO! ! !

    Re

    real work* (spell check)

    Vee-TGIF!

    Hey peeps. TGIF!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    jayjay

    ok and this woman is supposed to be hot and beautiful? i dont see it sorry… she looks like a regular black woman. aint nothing special about her. next
    _____________________________________________

    Regular black woman, i.e. hot and beautiful.

    Nina Knows

    okay so bossip is tired of seeing gabby, but is not tired of posting beyonce every five mins.. gtfoh

    and whoever said she looks like any regular black woman, ALL women are regular black women. Damn what are celebrites some kind of sub-race or something. that comment is stupid and doesnt even make sense. This black woman is beautiful because she shows it naturally. no blond weave, fake *****s, or white man hanging off her arm.

    Regular black women are beautiful its the irregular ones you should be worried about.

    TIM TIM

    SHE’S JUST NATURALLY FINE MAN!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    LOL @ irregular black women. What would that even mean? Do they need some fiber?

    Nik u… hey gorgeous sorry i didnt get a chance to holla back at you but yeah my holiday was great , took my vac and went to Ga to visit family it was well you know how family all get together and have a ball! Take care lady boss is a lurking!

    Nina Knows

    oshie

    you would think that was funny wouldnt you.
    better question. what does “regular black women” mean?

    Since you have the obsession with blacks, I’m sure you would know. What does your studies tell you?

    Man, I just don't care

    Man that ***** Gabby fine as hell. I would STAY banging that *****.

    How did her ex husband fail to plug that ***** up with a baby I will never understand.

    $moK.E.Y.

    hmmm

    Sucker Free

    i think Gabby is cute, but i don’t see all the hype. she’s the girl next door…keeps it simple, youthful, and cl*****y. isn’t she going on 40?

    Man, I just don't care

    @SUCKER FREE
    “i think Gabby is cute, but i don’t see all the hype. she’s the girl next door…keeps it simple, youthful, and cl*****y. isn’t she going on 40?”
    ____________________________________________________________

    You make it sound like a “40 yr old girl next door” can’t be fine as hell.

    I wonder what Halle’s neighbor says. Hmmmm….

    Sucker Free

    i mean, where is her freak vibe?

    Sucker Free

    i dont’ make it sound like anything. i said i think she is cute, but not fine as hell. age has nothing to do with it. girls next door are kinda boring and goody goody.

    Man, I just don't care

    @SUCKER FREE
    “i mean, where is her freak vibe?”
    _____________________________________________________________

    You get to rubbin on that cat discreetly in public and you’ll see that freak come out.

    Man, I just don't care

    @SUCKER FREE
    “i dont’ make it sound like anything. i said i think she is cute, but not fine as hell. age has nothing to do with it. girls next door are kinda boring and goody goody.”
    __________________________________________________________

    Oh. Ok, YOUR definition of “fine as hell” and “boring.” I respect that.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    @ tim tim aint you gay *****, do i need to remind you that you was trying to butt ***** joey bishop!!!!!

    Sucker Free

    whatever Man! i think Gabby looks good but i don’t see the hype.

    and Halle Berry is OVERRATED. Looks ain’t everything player. Just cause a woman has a nice body doesn’t mean she is the bomb…

    Katherine

    No, Gabrielle Union does not need to stay home..if she did then we’d be left with little to none dark skinned females to post on bossip or anywhere else for that matter. She can pop up however much she likes..

    pm

    you still got Fantasia

    Man, I just don't care

    @SUCKER FREE
    “whatever Man! i think Gabby looks good but i don’t see the hype.

    and Halle Berry is OVERRATED. Looks ain’t everything player. Just cause a woman has a nice body doesn’t mean she is the bomb…”
    ____________________________________________________________

    Ok. You are either gay or a straight woman. No need to continue this discussion than.

    ....................

    GABBY LOOKS CUTE AND @ BOSSIP, ALOT OF PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE A REST, WE BARELY SEE ONE OF GABBY POST, Y SHOULD SHE TAKE A REST?

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    @ tim tim you need to be in the post about which one would you let hit tyrese or taye diggs!!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @pm
    “you still got Fantasia”
    ______________________________________________________________

    Don’t forget Whoopi Goldberg!! Everyone sleeps on her when they are discussing “dark and lovely” women.

    pm

    lol @Man I just don’t care.. or Macy Grey, she sure looked sexy in that last post

    Jessica

    I have to agree with Bossip, this woman is always in front of camera. I have never seen her doing anything other than promoting herself and smiling the exact same way. It wouldn’t hurt her to give up some her time and/or money to the needy this holiday season. Also, when I last saw her and her entourage in LA it seems like she hangs with a bunch of ***** kissers too. When my people and I walked past them to be seated at our table it’s like she had to make eye contact with each of us so that we could recognize it was her, Gabrielle.
    Girl needs to relax and stop with all the vanity already cuz it is not a good look.

    Nina Knows

    Damn if the woman show up everywhere, you say she dont have a job.

    If she stays at home.. she’s washed up, like they try and do Christina Milian (which she’s not)

    These people dont have to give you their day to day agenda. Gabby does plenty of work.. ***** google her. They do the same thing to Ch. Milan, just because you see her not working, doesnt mean she’s not doing *****.

    I see people on bossip all day, does that mean your not working, or taken care of your business? SMH

    BE

    @Nina – I see people on bossip all day, does that mean your not working, or taken care of your business? SMH

    *********************
    Nice one…..

    Gabby is beautiful if you think she looks like the girl next door then I would like to see where you live. She keeps her style simple, no need to be looking ghetto fabulous to stay stylish.

    Oshie got that killa p

    Nina Knows

    oshie

    you would think that was funny wouldnt you.
    better question. what does “regular black women” mean?

    Since you have the obsession with blacks, I’m sure you would know. What does your studies tell you?

    ______________________________________________

    Sounds like you need some fiber.

    Man, I just don't care

    Gabby probably ain’t workin though unless it’s “B list” *****.

    Like “Deliver Us From Eva 2:Eva’s Revenge” or “Breakin All the Rules 2: No More Rules.”

    She fine though.

    Katherine

    Gabrielle Union is seen out and about because she works, she’s in Cadillac Records and that’s why she’s making appearances.

    @Bossip, why should Gabby step off the scene when ya’ll post about the same people everyday. (i’m not going to mention names but its pretty obvious that they do a post on one particular person everyday even when its irrelevant)

    Man, I just don't care

    @BE

    what’s up?

    Sucker Free

    newsflash MAN…beauty and sex appeal is in the eye of the beholder. i know several men who say Halle doesn’t do it for them. Gabby doesn’t cut for some as well.
    whatever floats your boat, so be it…its all subjective.

    Oshie got that killa p

    “Deliver Us From Eva 2:Eva’s Revenge” or “Breakin All the Rules 2: No More Rules.”
    _____________________________________

    Stop making me spit out my coffee. It’s not like this coffee is free or anything.

    BE

    @Man – Hey!

    Oshie got that killa p

    Katherine, you’re just as fine as Gabrielle Union. Yes homo.

    BE

    and why should Gabby stay off the scene when Bossip stay posting about non-famous people we don’t even know or care about.

    And I love Beyonce but she is on here EVERYDAY!!! This means she is somewhere EVERYDAY!!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    hey be @ oshie you just tickeld my funny bone….. hey man!!!

    BE

    @mAN – AAAWW DON’T BE TALKING ABOUT DELIVER US FROM EVA…I loved that movie!

    BE

    @Oh Lawdy – Hey Miss!

    HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

    Nina Knows

    Oshie

    I expected you to say that. Simple minded people are usually very predictable.

    But carry on with your little subliminal wigger antics……

    Man, I just don't care

    @SUCKER FREE
    “beauty and sex appeal is in the eye of the beholder. i know several men who say Halle doesn’t do it for them. Gabby doesn’t cut for some as well.
    whatever floats your boat, so be it…its all subjective”
    _____________________________________________________________

    Ok.

    I bet those men that find Halle “doesn’t do it for them” are something “FIERCE and FABULOUS!!”

    Oshie got that killa p

    Nina Knows

    Oshie

    I expected you to say that. Simple minded people are usually very predictable.

    But carry on with your little subliminal wigger antics……

    ____________________________________________

    Ok and you carry on with your pretentious, holier than thou attitude and not-so-subliminal name calling! Holla!

    Oshie got that killa p

    Hey Lawdy! I’m gonna tickle your fancy next, watch out!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “Katherine, you’re just as fine as Gabrielle Union. Yes homo.”
    __________________________________________________________

    I would pay a ridiculous amount to see you eat Katherine. I’m nasty like that.

    Yes, hetero.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    Man :shock: i am so diappointed in your shallowness!!

    Katherine

    @Oshie, thanks love..that really means a lot to me xoxo

    Man, I just don't care

    wut up LAWDY and BE?

    Gabby my girl but she has done some stinker movies. I know a bunch of actors have some stinkers but I’m just sayin.

    PURPPLE

    lmao@ NINA

    Emmy

    She’s cool, she just needs some better roles and maybe people will care more about her.

    I don’t really give her a second glance.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “i am so diappointed in your shallowness!!”
    ___________________________________________________________

    I am not shallow in any way!! I look at a woman’s

    skin
    facial features
    body shape (particularly breast and *****)
    hair
    teeth

    in that order. How thorough do I have to be???

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    :evil: @ man

    pm

    on the real they do need more pretty dark skin female in hollywood really you only got Gabby, Kelly Rowland, Brandy ,and Naomi.

    BE

    @Man – Gabby my girl but she has done some stinker movies. I know a bunch of actors have some stinkers but I’m just sayin.

    *****************
    at least she stays working though..LOL

    @Oh Lawdy – man is not shallow just nasty (always wanting to see women getting it on…)

    Oshie got that killa p

    Skin is very important.

    Oshie got that killa p

    Ladies drink lots of water and exercise.

    Raspberry Vinaigrette

    Sauce family in the house

    Nina Knows

    whut up Purp! appreciate that info.

    *winking at your lol*

    Man, I just don't care

    @pm
    “on the real they do need more pretty dark skin female in hollywood really you only got Gabby, Kelly Rowland, Brandy ,and Naomi.”
    _____________________________________________________________

    Maybe their is no lack of “beauty.”

    Maybe the problem is the “eye of the beholders” that just can’t recognize beauty.

    Raspberry Vinaigrette

    Grace Jones is pretty and she is dark skin

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “Skin is very important.”
    ____________________________________________________________

    the MOST important. If your skin *****ed up it don’t matter how nice the rest of appearance is.

    Man, I just don't care

    @BE
    “@Oh Lawdy – man is not shallow just nasty (always wanting to see women getting it on…)”
    _______________________________________________________________

    CURSE MY LIBIDO!!!

    pm

    Grace Jones is ugly as hell

    Oshie got that killa p

    Grace Jones isn’t ugly, she just always acted masculine in her roles.

    Z

    so this is where everyone is.
    Hey OSh

    BE

    @man – Maybe their is no lack of “beauty.”

    Maybe the problem is the “eye of the beholders” that just can’t recognize beauty.

    *********************************
    clapping
    you finally said something un-nasty…LOL

    PURPPLE

    LOL…NINA you know i got more for you and gotta give you a another email address..ok im outta this room the low level chakra vibe going on in here is repelling me…

    BE

    Hey Z!

    Katherine

    @Oshie, i agree Grace Jones isnt ugly..i like the androgynous look she had

    Man, I just don't care

    @BE
    “clapping
    you finally said something un-nasty…LOL”
    __________________________________________________________

    Sometimes you gotta switch ***** up. Don’t want people on here thinking they “know me” or “understand me” and *****. LOL.

    Z

    Hey Be, Man, NU, and Oh Lawdy!

    what crackalackin?

    Oshie got that killa p

    Hiya Z! Yes homo to you as well this lovely Friday morning!

    Man, I just don't care

    @PURPPLE
    “LOL…NINA you know i got more for you and gotta give you a another email address..ok im outta this room the low level chakra vibe going on in here is repelling me…”
    ______________________________________________________________

    Bye.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “Hiya Z! Yes homo to you as well this lovely Friday morning!”
    ____________________________________________________________

    I think we have the same thing on our mind…..PUZZY!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    Are Purpple and Nina married?

    Oshie got that killa p

    Man, I think I’m like the white female version of you, only much much much much better looking. And smelling.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “Man, I think I’m like the white female version of you, only much much much much better looking. And smelling.”
    ____________________________________________________________

    Are you from “Bizaro world” where everything is inverse?

    Oshie got that killa p

    Oh and I hate sports. And talking about economics. So nevermind, *****ogy failed. :(

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Man:Are you from “Bizaro world” where everything is inverse?
    ____________________________________

    I guess I wouldn’t be able to answer that since this is the only world I know…

    PURPPLE

    Is your Mother Married to Mans *****?
    ok then keep it movin…..

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “Are Purpple and Nina married?”
    _________________________________________________________

    Purpple and Nina probably think you, Z and I are all in some sort of sick twisted sexually obsessed relationship…. that we film.

    Wait, that’s my fantasy. Sorry, carry on.

    Z

    ya’ll crazy

    Z

    where did Be and Oh lawdy go? I miss em. :(

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “Oh and I hate sports. And talking about economics. So nevermind, *****ogy failed.”
    “I guess I wouldn’t be able to answer that since this is the only world I know…”

    _________________________________________________________

    Further evidence that one of us is from “Bizaro World: the world of opposites!!” LOL.

    PURPPLE

    Is your Father married to Mans *****…
    I thought so….

    PURPPLE

    Sorry Man, Purpple and Nina dont think about yall Lames at all….in ur dreams cupcake

    Oshie got that killa p

    Hey Purpple: Your mama!
    Keep it movin!
    LMAO!

    Are you literally made out of corn?

    Oshie got that killa p

    Be and Lawdy! Yoo hoo!

    Oshie got that killa p

    I love jalapenos.

    Man, I just don't care

    @PURPPLE
    “Sorry Man, Purpple and Nina dont think about yall Lames at all….in ur dreams cupcake”
    _______________________________________________________________

    Whew, you were able to over come that repellant that made you leave earlier. I was worried for a second there.

    You don’t think about me even a little?????? Just a little???

    PURPPLE

    Corn on Deez witcha raggedy azz…..
    Keep talking to to them other two bytchez cause you cant keep up on this end…

    BE

    I am trying to fix by blackberry, and I downloaded an entire program and then it was at 93% and stopped..I am frustrated. I need to sync my work and home life!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    PURPPLE

    Corn on Deez witcha raggedy azz…..
    Keep talking to to them other two bytchez cause you cant keep up on this end…
    _____________________________________________

    No, I surely can’t, my chakra is way too low.
    Didn’t you say you were leaving?

    BE

    Where in the hell is IT when you need them?? at lunch

    Z

    awww be. woosah

    Sweet and Sour

    hey vinny i see you were in here earlier dawg. the sauce family has been in and out lately but hope your good dawg.

    Nina Knows

    Purpple… should we be flattered or disgusted?

    Oshie is just a stupid *****, with nothing better to blog about. with these dumb ***** *****s entertaining her bull*****.

    man, is just a lame ***** *****. his screen name alone tells you that much.

    Happy Friday Purpple, cyber hugs and kisses boo boo. Dont you feel a burst of happiness all of a sudden.

    PURPPLE

    What you say Oshie…..Man’s puzzy in your mouth made that hard to understand…..

    Oshie got that killa p

    Why am I a stupid ***** for blogging when you all are doing the same thing? Nothing better to do. Scoff.

    BE

    @Z – awww be. woosah

    ********************
    Thanks! I am trying this again.

    PURPPLE

    LOL NINA did we clear out them LAMES, I hope so…cyber X and O’s to you too. I feel WONDER*****INFULL right about now…bout to blaze this B and p***** it to you….

    Sweet and Sour

    where is my girl N Underwood?

    Z

    I want a new phone. *****S STOLE MY INFO! DAMN IDENTITY THEFT!

    PURPPLE

    Sadly, as usual, your are confused in even remotely thinking its the bloggin that makes you stupid…keep wonderin clueless….

    BE

    @Z – someone stole your phone information and got a phone in your name??

    Oshie got that killa p

    Ok, I’m a stupid *****/wigger. Whatever.

    Nina Knows

    Betsy dumb *****, oops I mean Oshie

    I know you get off on making these subliminal racist comments that these *****s dont pick up on. Hey it aint your fault, but dont get fly with me ***** because I dont fall in line to kiss your *****.

    man is a ***** of course. so it’s only right he would be up your ***** all day. they love the white mans trash, in otherwords YOU.

    and ***** I didnt tell you not to blog, but you dont have to comment to me. There’s no wonder you want to know if me and Purp are married. You stay being obsessed with blacks on a daily.

    Purp yhea that B hitting real hard right about now!

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Sweet and Sour

    where is my girl N Underwood?

    I have being doing a little work…Im here now. How are you?

    Man, I just don't care

    @NINA KNOWS
    Hey Nina. How are you today?

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Wow…i’ts so cold in this meat closet…you know because of the beef…

    Z

    NO SOMEONE STOLE MY DEBIT CARD INFORMATION AND WAS SPENDING 50 A DAY. Took me 3 days to catch on. I got it refunded now, but I have no debit card. I have to wait to receive a new one and my bank is not down here so I can’t even write a check to myself. A ***** got 13 dollars to her name. THIS IS BULLSHYT.

    I keep going online and pulling up my acct and just looking at my money sit there. Not even collecting interest. just there…just outta reach.

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    it’s

    Oshie got that killa p

    Nina Knows

    Betsy dumb *****, oops I mean Oshie

    I know you get off on making these subliminal racist comments that these *****s dont pick up on. Hey it aint your fault, but dont get fly with me ***** because I dont fall in line to kiss your *****.

    man is a ***** of course. so it’s only right he would be up your ***** all day. they love the white mans trash, in otherwords YOU.

    and ***** I didnt tell you not to blog, but you dont have to comment to me. There’s no wonder you want to know if me and Purp are married. You stay being obsessed with blacks on a daily.

    Purp yhea that B hitting real hard right about now!
    ____________________________________________

    Can you please tell me more about your black culture? I’m trying to write all this down. “Betsy Dumb *****” has been written about 350 times, we’ll call that “Chapter One”.

    Sweet and Sour

    the sauce family is doing well. we finished hanging our stockings on the mantle last night. we have two extra stockings with no names on them! interested in joining the sauce family? if so we need to know so honey mustard’s cousin can stitch your name on before Christmas

    nicole

    IF ANYBODY WANTS TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS THERES A WEBSITE THAT PAYS YOU $0.20-$1.25 OR MORE TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ONLINE. IT’S FREE TO JOIN AND SURVEYS TAKE ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETE! IF YOU WANT TO SIGN UP JUST PUT CASHCRATE.COM/887940 IN YOUR URL ADDRESS BOX AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN!

    BE

    @Z – NO SOMEONE STOLE MY DEBIT CARD INFORMATION AND WAS SPENDING 50 A DAY. Took me 3 days to catch on. I got it refunded now, but I have no debit card. I have to wait to receive a new one and my bank is not down here so I can’t even write a check to myself. A ***** got 13 dollars to her name. THIS IS BULLSHYT.

    I keep going online and pulling up my acct and just looking at my money sit there. Not even collecting interest. just there…just outta reach.

    ***********************
    Oh my that is some Bull Shyte….I would open an account with a bank down there too, just in case something else happens. WOW!!

    Z

    Could I be Honey Sesame Mango Vinaigrette Sauce?

    Cuz you know I am better and more refined than the rest of the sauces.

    Z

    @ Be

    I plan to.. just don’t have any money to do it. i WISH THE MAIL MAN WOULD GET HERE!

    Man, I just don't care

    @Z
    “Could I be Honey Sesame Mango Vinaigrette Sauce?

    Cuz you know I am better and more refined than the rest of the sauces.”
    ___________________________________________________________

    LOL.

    Mmmmmm…..Honey Sesame Mango Vinaigette Sauce. Yum.

    Man, I just don't care

    Where did Purpple go?

    Nina Knows

    Oshie..

    Naw I could explain it all day, but you still wouldnt get it. It’s not for you to get. I’ll just let you keep thinking Black culture is rap music, *****s chasing white chicks, video hoes, cars and clothes.

    Nope Betsy Dumb ***** has only been written about 4 times, by me. Your kinda funny, not funny ha ha, but funny.

    Oshie got that killa p

    I make my own sauce. It’s a “secret” sauce.

    Sweet and Sour

    N Underwood remember what was revealed yesterday? Well complete the math equation and see who is popping off as I type about the sauce family

    Oshie got that killa p

    Nina Knows

    Oshie..

    Naw I could explain it all day, but you still wouldnt get it. It’s not for you to get. I’ll just let you keep thinking Black culture is rap music, *****s chasing white chicks, video hoes, cars and clothes.

    Nope Betsy Dumb ***** has only been written about 4 times, by me. Your kinda funny, not funny ha ha, but funny.
    ____________________________________________

    Wow, you know exactly how my mind works! Get out of my head, you!
    Ok ok, crossing out the part about “rap music, *****s chasing white chicks, video hoes, cars and clothes”. Writing down “Betsy Dumb *****” four more times…. Got it!
    I’ve almost cracked the code!

    zappy

    Gabrielle Union is good looking, I will give her that. However, she goes to EVERY event. They will be opening a bottle of water on Sunset Boulevard and she will be there. WHY???????

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Sweet and Sour…
    I would LOVE to be apart of the Sauce Family!! What is my name gonna be? Do tell!!

    I think I see…GASP!! LMAO!!

    Z

    Sweet and Sour

    N Underwood remember what was revealed yesterday? Well complete the math equation and see who is popping off as I type about the sauce family

    ___________________________________________________

    **********a I read what you said yesterday. What the ***** u know about me?!?! AND if you did have my phone number which I doubt…..you think I give a shyt? I have the simpy everything plan. lmao. *****s calling me won’t make me go over my bill. I already don’t answer numbers I don’t know. So….?

    My email does not give my real name and u have my my*****e. ok and? what the ***** is your point?

    Sweet and Sour

    did your letter come out of my mouth?

    yes i said letter, not a name

    Sweet and Sour

    the sauce family is watching the OJ sentencing right now because he may be initiated into the sauce family. we do allow felons. we are an equal opportunity family

    Man, I just don't care

    @NINA KNOWS
    How are you today?

    Are you ignoring me? If you respond “yes” that won’t count as “speaking to me.”

    Z

    lol no my letter did not come out your mouth but it sounded like you was insinuating me.

    Oshie got that killa p

    What the fudgcicle is going on in here???
    I thought this ***** was supposed to be fun.

    Re...Officially Lurks

    This is quite entertaining…

    Z

    @ Osh

    *****s is making subliminal threats to expose me like they did to SexyQ and we are addressing that bs right now.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    please masturbation SAUCE excluded me from your hateful ways!!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Z: Oh. Well ain’t that a *****.
    What did they do to sxyQ?

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    her real name her phone number at work and her email were blasted over here as well as a solicitation for big *****es

    SAUCE FAMILY JAGGED MY SWAGGER sxyQ

    HEY HEY HEY IT IS A GLORIOUS DAY!!

    HOW ARE MY BOSSIP FAMILY?

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…

    I hate your name…yet understand

    SAUCE FAMILY JAGGED MY SWAGGER sxyQ

    OH LAWDY WE DEEMED YOU SAFE YESTERDAY!!

    *P*****ING HANKERCHIEF TO WIPE SWEAT FROM YOUR BROW*

    Re...Officially Lurks

    @Nikki Underwood

    ;-) It’s official now…I lurk…I guess I’m a loser now. Just not a world wide loser.

    And LOL @ The all the sauces arriving…

    Re...Officially Lurks

    Sexy Q is a World Wide Loser now…

    Yes, I said it. But it’s true.

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    OH LAWDY WE DEEMED YOU SAFE YESTERDAY…What about Re!?!?!

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re…..

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    just for today will drink all the sauce and condiments!!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Z: Wow, that is really hateful and lame. I hope something really bad happens to the person who did it.

    Re...Officially Lurks

    @Nikki Underwood

    You couldn’t hold the shift button for one more second?

    ZZZZ!!!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    I meant that @ Lawdy but @ Z too.

    @ Re: Were all losers on here. ‘Cept me.

    Re...Officially Lurks

    @Oshie

    LOL! I mean, I’m trying to stay neutral here…maybe the Sexy Q thing went a little far….

    …but in all honesty…she really, really put herself out there, and forgot to protect herself.

    Man, I just don't care

    @RE…OFFICIALLY LURKS
    “Sexy Q is a World Wide Loser now…

    Yes, I said it. But it’s true.”
    _____________________________________________________________

    LOL. Wow.

    Get it all off your mind then.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    i am an honorary member of the sauce family, “badussy sauce”!!!!! oshie you wanna taste!! :wink:

    Z

    @Re

    ??

    Re...Officially Lurks

    @Z

    Naw, inside joke…”ZZZ” is like the ultimate version of LOL…

    (Long story)

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Clawdy: Um, no! Not really! :D

    JK, gimmie some *holds out spoon*

    Oshie got that killa p

    I thought ZZZZ was like the opposite of LOL, as in your jokes are boring ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ as in to snore.

    I’m so *****ing horny.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    COME HAVE SOME OF MY SAUCE OSHIE MMMUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! :evil:

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “I’m so *****ing horny.”
    ___________________________________________________________

    I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to pull my ***** out to let it breath a little.

    Z

    oh i c

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ McLawdy: Damn. Ok ***** I said I’d have some *****.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    party in mans pants any one else besides me and oshie wanna *****!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “party in mans pants any one else besides me and oshie wanna *****!!!”
    __________________________________________________________

    females only. Vaginas verified at the door!! Free drinks on the house!!

    ORENTHAL IS GOING DOWN

    THE ARE SQUEEZING THE JUICE AS WE TYPE

    Oshie got that killa p

    On that note I’m going to lunch ~

    Z

    *sigh* i feel like crying

    I want to go home. I miss nyc.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    come to the party z man really got it going on and free mojitos!!! hey!!! mixed crowd man dont discriminate!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “hey!!! mixed crowd man dont discriminate!!!”
    __________________________________________________________

    Security please escort Oh Lawdy out of the party for trying to bring in uninvited guest.

    ORENTHAL IS GOING DOWN

    OJ GOT SENTENCED TO 15 YEARS

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Gabby is beautiful. I like her dress.

    Good afternoon Bossipers-good to see y’all! And Z, we’d love to have you back here in NYC.

    Z

    I am ready to cancel my return flight from nyc back to nc. this shyt is whack here!

    Man, I just don't care

    They finally got to ***** over OJ.

    Let call my ***** Kobe right now cause I know them *****ers still got it out for my *****.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    z cant come man? she is my friend! I love her like a fat kid loves cake!!!

    sxyQ SAYS I AM SO HIGH I AM LOOKING DOWN UPON CLOUD NINE

    Z IT WILL BE OK LITTLE MAMA!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “z cant come man? she is my friend! I love her like a fat kid loves cake!!!”
    _________________________________________________________

    Oh, I thought you were trying to invite “dudes” with your “don’t discriminate” comment.

    Z gets a VIP room to any party I’m throwing.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    you got on your banana hammock man>??

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    man you gotta let me invite the rainbow latino streetdancers whose pictures were posted on bossip yesterday, them *****s was fruitier than a pack of skittles!!!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “man you gotta let me invite the rainbow latino streetdancers whose pictures were posted on bossip yesterday, them *****s was fruitier than a pack of skittles!!!!!”
    ____________________________________________________________

    The “Fruit of the Loom” company should be suing them *****s.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “you got on your banana hammock man>??”
    ____________________________________________________________

    yeah.. wanna see?

    **i’m itching to show my ***** today**

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    yeah i wanna see, your old lady aint lurking today is she, cuz if she lurkin i am murkin!!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “yeah i wanna see, your old lady aint lurking today is she, cuz if she lurkin i am murkin!!!!”
    _________________________________________________________

    Nah… she ain’t lurkin.

    How can I put a gravie up? My pics always get blocked. That chick put her *****y up here once….

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    man you eat *****??

    Oshie got that killa p

    I’m back. Wow that was a short lunch. I *****ing hate this job. What’s up perverts and lurkers!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    just rate it g when you register it

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Re..
    I couldnt hold it another milli-sec ZZZZZZ!!!

    WWLOSER@youknowyoudun*****edup.com

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    trying yo help put up a pic of his mangina!!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Z: I know you are homesick but give it a chance.
    Trust me I know how you feel. I moved from a big city to be here. Oops, I’ve already said too much, don’t wanna be a WWLoser…

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    to late oshie not only are you a loser you are white also

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Oh Orenthal…

    Oshie got that killa p

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    to late oshie not only are you a loser you are white also
    _____________________________________________

    Damn, if that ain’t a slap in the face. Next you’re going to tell me I’m broke and married. *****!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “man you eat *****??”
    ____________________________________________________________

    Does a fish swim?

    Pretty Brown Thing

    Go Gabi!

    Oshie got that killa p

    I have serious doubts about the sexuality of any man who claims to be straight but will not eat *****. My ***** anyway. I mean, *****, I’d eat my own ***** if I could. It’s just that good.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “just rate it g when you register it”
    ___________________________________________________________

    I ALWAYS DO!!!!!

    gp1910

    if he wasn’t referenign to you he should have been, you are truly a bumb broad. Everytime you come on here you in some kind of trauma/drama *****!!! For 1 you talk to dam much & know everything about nothing, but you can’t ever handle your business. BUT what you do do well is get on this net on the regular scavenging for dam men like some ***** in heat(shameful).. YOU being HALF MUTT (white) 5′9 with all those wonderful x-tra u claim to have, u should never have to beg a ***** to get w/ya, then you have the aduacity to discriminate against Mexicans/PD when you all mixed breeded ya dam self(if that’s even true.. I see why SDHM or whatever herscreen name was use to stay in your azz UR STUPID… Now you’ve lost your *****ing ID…what an idiot,

    Z

    careful OSH. don’t say to much.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    man i am lafayette this weekend you coming???

    Oshie got that killa p

    *****ing cyber thugs.

    LMAO

    Oshie got that killa p

    Lawdy! like you’re not gonna invite me. Hmmph.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    you can come if man does it will be a cover up for my moms!!!!

    sxyQ SAYS I AM SO HIGH I AM LOOKING DOWN UPON CLOUD NINE

    MAKING NOTES

    OSHIE LIVES IN MONROE
    DRIVES A 98 4-RUNNER
    GOES TO WIC OFFICE

    Oshie got that killa p

    WOW @ Cyber thug: see if you can single out the only white person in Monroe that drives a 4runner and gets WIC. Ha ha, you dumb*****.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    dont 4get that she will be engulfing my ***** in her tonsils in front of man in about 5 hours!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “dont 4get that she will be engulfing my ***** in her tonsils in front of man in about 5 hours!!!”
    ___________________________________________________________

    damn. Had just got to the point I could stand up…

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “man you eat *****?”
    _____________________________________________________________

    I also occasionally suck toes and toss salad. Just so you know…

    (my mouth so nasty)

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    you coming to the falt this weekend???

    Oshie got that killa p

    Mmmm. Salad.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    the flat man i am at home you wanna do it in my momma bed???

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “the flat man i am at home you wanna do it in my momma bed???”
    __________________________________________________________

    That’s some tight ***** there.

    Z

    @Man

    ………….

    sxyQ SAYS I AM SO HIGH I AM LOOKING DOWN UPON CLOUD NINE

    MY BOYFRIEND’S COUSIN IS A BARBER AND HE LET HIM CREATE A Q WITH MY PUBIC HAIR!

    Man, I just don't care

    @Z

    …..

    Man, I just don't care

    I’m gone to lunch. Ladies rub on your *****es till I get back so I can finish you off.

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Gabrielle Union has flawless skin. I wonder what she uses…

    How the hell is everyone? :smile:

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Hi Daywalker

    Oshie got that killa p

    ……….

    @Aunt Viv poppin’ in:
    Is it cold there yet Aunt Viv?

    Oshie got that killa p

    I wanna get microdermabrasion, who’s buying?

    Remember my b-day is next tuesday, execellent reason to buy me *****.

    @Oshie got that killa p:

    Afternoon, Osh!

    Pedro Harlem Pimp

    yh what up dwalk? where you been pimp?

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ day: Hello.

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    @ Daywalker,
    It is BRICK cold here in NYC. Not loving it-wish I were someplace warm right now…

    @Pedro Harlem Pimp:

    Getting ready to fly Down Under!

    BE

    okay, I got my phone fixed….what yall doing?

    Pedro Harlem Pimp

    Aunt Viv where you at again? You in QB right?

    Aunt Viv poppin’ in:

    Sorry to hear that, Aunt Viv. I’m not partial to cold myself!

    Pedro Harlem Pimp

    that what up dwalk! Watch out for dem dingos. lol

    BE

    Pedro – where is your gravie?

    Oshie got that killa p

    I wanna get microdermabrasion, who’s buying?

    Remember my b-day is next tuesday, execellent reason to buy me *****.
    _____________________________________________________

    You don’t need micrdermabrasion, Osh! Your skin’s fine.

    Pedro Harlem Pimp

    that what up dwalk! Watch out for dem dingos. lol
    ______________________________________________________

    I don’t plan on going out to the Outback. I will be hitting the clubs looking for “Sheilas” :lol:

    Oshie got that killa p

    I’m getting old – 28 – time for microdermabrasion or some kind of peel.

    This site sucks!

    Oshie got that killa p

    Z I can sense you lurking. LOL

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    @Pedro,
    Nah, I’m in BK. Where are you?

    Oshie got that killa p

    I’m getting old – 28 – time for microdermabrasion or some kind of peel.
    _____________________________________________________

    Hell, if that’s the case, I’m ancient! I turn 29 in January!

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Hey Hey Hey everyone, my second favorite girl Gabby is dominating the Bossip posts I see. LOL

    Hi, Brooke! :wink:

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    @Daywalker,
    “This site sucks!”
    _____________________________________
    That’s why I’m not on here as much-server issues, non-working gravies, evil vitriol…just hasn’t been as much fun.

    BE

    Hey Brooke!

    Oooh Pedro Harlem’s Pimp – I see now – you are Pedro’s pimp, okay

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Speaking of Brooklyn,

    Hi Brookie!!

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Did yall hear OJ getting 15yrs? OMG How could they??? LOL

    BE

    Aunt viv – Hey, Long time no see in one spot!

    @Aunt Viv poppin’ in:

    Yeah, but there are some pluses as well. I mean You got to meet and charm me! :wink:

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Hey Aunt viv, I like soooo missed u my neighboor, I head dedicated a love song to you and Daywalker cuz I havent blogged wit yall in a while, lol

    Hi Ms Beautiful BE

    Hey Sexy Daywalker

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don’t Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Did yall hear OJ getting 15yrs? OMG How could they??? LOL
    ______________________________________________________

    Yeah, who’s gonna do all the skanky white women now?

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Hey Oshie!! That Bday coming up u Old *****!! LOL

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    @ Daywalker

    Yeah, who’s gonna do all the skanky white women now?

    ****************************************************************************

    Uh You… LOL

    BE

    @Brooke – Did yall hear OJ getting 15yrs? OMG How could they??? LOL

    ****************
    OJ need to get 15 or 50 for being stupid! correction STUPID! DUMN *****

    Awright, Fine! I’ll do em’ but I’m doin’ em under protest! :lol:

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    If the real Pedro from Harlem is in here, check ya email boo

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Brookie, I know, but I refuse to get depressed until I turn 30.

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    @Be

    LOL, I bet Nicole and Ron Goldman are in heaven having a field day with this news, lol

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Aaaaawww Brookie, that’s so sweet!!! I’m here now-can you repeat the serenade ;)

    So why shouldn’t you bartend at Stripclubs Brooke?

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    LOL @Osh

    I was depressed turning 27, I like cried all day until I got some Ciroc in my system

    Family First

    hello everyone

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Hey Fam First-long time no see!

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    OK Viv this one was for you the other day

    How do I say goodbye to what we had?
    The good times that made us laugh
    Outweigh the bad.

    I thought wed get to see forever
    But forevers gone away
    Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

    I dont know where this road
    Is going to lead
    All I know is where weve been
    And what weve been through.

    If we get to see tomorrow
    I hope its worth all the wait
    Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

    And Ill take with me the memories
    To be my sunshine after the rain
    Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

    And Ill take with me the memories
    To be my sunshine after the rain
    Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

    BE

    @Oshie – @ Brookie, I know, but I refuse to get depressed until I turn 30.

    *****************

    Honey life starts at 30 maybe 34…trust

    hey Family First!

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ BK: Yeah I felt bad about 27 too, don’t know why I’m not so sad about 28. I think 27 is some kind of milestone. And I probably had post-partum too, that probably didn’t help.

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Hi Fam how r u sexy?

    @Daywalker

    Cuz Ni**as act crazy, this guy tried to totally molest me behind the bar until I got Big SAM the Bodygurad to pounce on him, I feel so violated still. YUCK!!

    Man, I just don't care

    where everybody at?

    wut up Brooke?

    Family First

    hey aunt viv – it has been a while hasnt it? howve you been?

    hi BE. howre you doing today?

    BE

    Enjoy your weekend guys!!!

    I am leaving early today

    Smooches xoxoxox

    Man, I just don't care

    @BROOKE

    I wouldn’t of molested you but I would of showed you my ***** though. Just sayin.

    What up, Fam First!

    *Pours a double shot of Hennesy with a splash of *****e…..Hands it to my boy*

    Family First

    sup witcha brook? im doing good, happy it’s friday. how’re you doing?

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Be: Yeah but so do wrinkles. Wait, you’re black. Nevermind. :(

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    U had ur baby kinda late Osh, Oh and Be is right, real life does start after 30, My sister is 36 and a party animal, whoo hoo

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don’t Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Hi Fam how r u sexy?

    @Daywalker

    Cuz Ni**as act crazy, this guy tried to totally molest me behind the bar until I got Big SAM the Bodygurad to pounce on him, I feel so violated still. YUCK!!
    ____________________________________________________

    Did Big Sam maul his ***** when he pounced on him? I’d have beat the brakes off that *****!

    Family First

    bye BE

    sup daywalker lol thanks man

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Bye Be, have a good weekend

    @Man

    LOL, he did show me his lil ***** and I was like OMG and then he kept trynas take my tit out of my tube top, I was Like HELP!!! like damn, Ni**as can’t handle Liquor..

    BTW, sxyQ on her way to Brooklyn tonight to hand with me this weekend, I hope I dont get her in mounts of trouble. LOL

    Pedro Harlem Pimp

    Ok Im back. yh had to go put my little sister’s panties back away b4 she get in from school.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    oh lawdy is horny and ready to *****!!!!!

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Aaaawww Brookie that was wonderful **flicking up my lighter**

    Bye Be!

    @ Fam first,

    Yup, haven’t been on much, but very happy to see you today Cali’s finest :)

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    @Day

    Big sam threw his ***** so hard up against the bar table that his lip was busted, I hate to see Ni**as get into trouble but that fool deserved it. Like there were 3 strippers why u wanna fugg wit the bartender? I think he thought I was one of them though

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Hey Horney Lawdy

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    fake pedro

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Brooke, that’s *****ed up I didn’t have my baby late, I just had it later than most people. Actually I probably should have waited about 5 more years.
    But I’ll be ok at 30 as long as I can get some restalyne and some juvederm up in my face!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!

    “oh lawdy is horny and ready to *****!!!!!”
    ___________________________________________________________

    I ain’t that far from you and I been on hard all damn day!!

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    @ Brook,
    “BTW, sxyQ on her way to Brooklyn tonight to hand with me this weekend, I hope I dont get her in mounts of trouble. LOL”
    _________________________________________
    Girl you betta show her how we do here, but try n’ keep it clean OK?
    ;)

    Oshie got that killa p

    Lawdy you need to go sit on some ice right now missy!
    Actually, that will probably just make you hornier, you sick puppy.

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don’t Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    @Day

    Big sam threw his ***** so hard up against the bar table that his lip was busted, I hate to see Ni**as get into trouble but that fool deserved it. Like there were 3 strippers why u wanna fugg wit the bartender? I think he thought I was one of them though
    ____________________________________________________

    Damn right I woulda bust his head! Whereinna *****’s he get off tryin ta grab your boob-kabobs?

    *****in rat ***** *****! :twisted:

    Family First

    @ aunt viv
    aw shucks

    Man, I just don't care

    @BROOK LYN
    “LOL, he did show me his lil ***** and I was like OMG and then he kept trynas take my tit out of my tube top, I was Like HELP!!! like damn, Ni**as can’t handle Liquor..

    BTW, sxyQ on her way to Brooklyn tonight to hand with me this weekend, I hope I dont get her in mounts of trouble. LOL”
    _________________________________________________________

    See, I would of ASKED to grab your *****ies and ***** and rub your ***** and stuff. Damn, what happened to manners?

    I would showed my ***** without asking though because that is the “gentlemen” thing to do.

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    you blushing fam?
    ;)

    Z

    I’m here now Osh. You can turn ur spidey senses off.

    Oshie got that killa p

    I like pulling my shirt down or bending over when I know the runners will be coming in my office. Is that wrong?

    Oshie got that killa p

    SPIDEY SENSES – POWER OFF!

    Family First

    @ aunt viv
    yeah ive been told that im a shy dude

    sup Z

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “SIPDEY SENSES – POWER OFF!”
    _________________________________________________________

    **evil laugh**

    It worked Z.

    Now can jug an unsuspecting Oshie with my Evil Black Staff filled with white liquid poison!!

    CANDY

    Luv Gabby she represents real black girl well.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    daywalker you are making my so moist with all that violence and hostility talking and stuff….i love a man that likes to ply ruff!!!! slam me against the wall pull my hair and bang the hell out of me….tear the ***** up daddy!!!!!!

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    @DAywalker

    Yes he was a black ugly ***** jamaican dude, ugh!!

    @MAn

    You r 1 horney ***** *****, u need some ice for dem ***** u know, lol

    Hey Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Family First

    lol

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    auntie viv the niccas ove rhere making me moist tell themnot to do that i aint got no draws on!!!!!

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    @ Viv

    Hellz yea girl, SxyQ dont know how we do in the Big Apple, I have like a whole line up week set for her and her home girl. She staying not to far from me so I am gonna pick her up tonight to go to Room Service, a lounge on 27th and 6th

    Oshie got that killa p

    It’s getting rather musky in here.

    Anyway, why is it that everytime I do my eye makeup it looks like absolute garbage by 12PM?

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Lawdy WTF is wrong with u and Man today. Ohhhhhhhhhh!! it is Freaky Friday, I get it now.. Geeeesh u two were begining to scare me… Is anyone else feeling freaky like them? lol

    Z

    Hey Fam First and Brooke

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    @ Osh

    Heres a trick to makeup, use vasaline on ur lids, that will make ur makeup appear more bold thus lasting long, also use vasaline on ur teeth to keep ur lipstick and lipgloss from staining

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!

    “auntie viv the niccas ove rhere making me moist tell themnot to do that i aint got no draws on!!!!!”
    ______________________________________________________________

    Oh no boo. Let it flow babe!!

    I wish I was there to clean you all up down there.

    Family First

    lunchtime be back later

    Man, I just don't care

    @BROOK LYNN
    “You r 1 horney ***** *****, u need some ice for dem ***** u know, lol”
    ____________________________________________________________

    I know. 100 percent serious, my ***** been on hard all day.

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    @niccas making oh lawdy!!! moist,

    Y’ALL BETTA STOP NOW-SHE AINT GOT NO DRAWS ON!!!!!

    Z

    @Osh

    invest in waterproof eyeliners and mascara. U will be good all day

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    @Brooke,
    “@ Viv

    Hellz yea girl, SxyQ dont know how we do in the Big Apple, I have like a whole line up week set for her and her home girl. She staying not to far from me so I am gonna pick her up tonight to go to Room Service, a lounge on 27th and 6th”
    _______________________________________________
    Aaaaw *****-that’s gonna be nice! Good drinks, good looking people-y’all gonna have fun-I want stories-I’ll check in on Monday!

    Oshie got that killa p

    I think that’s my problem Z, I don’t like the waterproof mascara because it’s a ***** to take it off, but on the otherhand it’s a ***** to look like a raccoon. Hmm….

    Oh, and Man, they say if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours to call your doctor…

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    come lick it man………wish i had your e mail i wanna see your meet send the pic to z and she will forward to me!!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    Aunt Viv poppin’ in

    @niccas making oh lawdy!!! moist,

    Y’ALL BETTA STOP NOW-SHE AINT GOT NO DRAWS ON!!!!!
    _______________________________________

    God forbid she is sitting on a plastic chair, a ***** could really get hurt that way!
    Lawdy throw some pillows on the floor!

    Z

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don’t Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    @ Osh

    Heres a trick to makeup, use vasaline on ur lids, that will make ur makeup appear more bold thus lasting long, also use vasaline on ur teeth to keep ur lipstick and lipgloss from staining
    ________________________________________________

    u don’t put no damn vaseline on your face. U GONNA WALK AROUND LOOKIN GREASY! They have primers for that! On ur teeth is different. But i would not put no vaseline around my eyes. walk around looking like shiny glitzy raccoon

    Oshie got that killa p

    Do you guys see that “Do you like Jay Z” thing in the bottom corner?
    ***** is hilarious to me for some reason, but I am feeling goofy today.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    :lol: @ z for shiny glitzy racoon

    Oshie got that killa p

    I am not putting vaseline in my mouth or on my eyelids. I wear contacts, that would not work.
    The only place I’m putting the vaseline is on my face at night, on my heels, and on my ___________ when I’m drunk and I feel like letting him ___________ my _________________.

    Z

    @ Osh

    Gurrrl i love waterproof everything. I have watery eyes, so I but waterproof eyeliner, mascara, I even buy make up forever eye shadows…which are made to stay even if u went swimming. I used primers and makeup setters that are made to make ur makeup last longer. Once I apply, I do not want to touch up again for the rest of the day.

    Oshie got that killa p

    What kind of moisturizer do ya’ll use? I have oily skin but it’s drying up fast with this getting old mess I’m in.

    Z

    @ Osh

    Anus, *****, *****.

    am i right?

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “Oh, and Man, they say if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours to call your doctor…”
    _______________________________________________________________

    Yeah, but do you know how they get your ***** to go down?????

    The “cure” is worse than the “problem.” LOL.

    Nah, it’s cool. My ***** be like that sometimes.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!
    “come lick it man………wish i had your e mail i wanna see your meet send the pic to z and she will forward to me!!!!”
    ___________________________________________________________

    OK. But you gotta send something back!!

    Z

    F.Y.I

    My fav song right now is the song RIGHT BY MY SIDE BY JADAKISS AND NEYO!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    you want a boob shot?

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Z: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You are sick. I meant I put it on my brush when I’m drunk and I feel like letting him brush my hair. Silly.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!
    “you want a boob shot?”
    __________________________________________________________

    Mmmmmmmmmm…..

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    want my 38d’s in yo mouf man???

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Man: Yeah, but do you know how they get your ***** to go down?????

    The “cure” is worse than the “problem.” LOL.

    Nah, it’s cool. My ***** be like that sometimes.

    ______________________________________________

    So you’ve been to the dr. about this? You’re ***** is certifiably clinical?

    SO what DO they do?

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    man thats 2 chirren worth of *****y fo ya

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “So you’ve been to the dr. about this? You’re ***** is certifiably clinical?

    SO what DO they do?”
    ______________________________________________________________

    yeah, I talked to my doc about it. They gotta get the blood out wit a needle!!!

    If that’s gonna be my only health “problem” I can live wit it.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!
    “want my 38d’s in yo mouf man???”
    _____________________________________________________________

    Yes!! YES!!!

    Followed by that puss!!!

    Z

    @ Man

    Werd u got me curious too. what do they do exactly?

    Z

    really man?!?! I didn’t know this was an issue for you. I feel bad about teaskng u in the past….before I found out u was a pedofile.

    Aunt Viv poppin' in

    Ok, gotta run folks.

    Have a great weekend!

    Z

    check 1,2

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    i see you z i am here that is all that matters, send me mans email!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    I wonder if Man and Lawdy would really hook up in real life? *pondering*

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    z have you fond work yet??

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    i only want his man meat oshie thats all, sweetie i will use him and abuse him!!!!

    Z

    he right there Oh Lawdy. Let him tell you.

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Lawdy: Play on, player. Play on.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    tell me what

    Z

    @ oH LAWDY

    iF i HAD A JOB i WOULD NOT BE ON HERE RIHGT NOW. i am a houswife…with no man. Thats my profession rihgt now.

    Oshie got that killa p

    Is he? Or did he need both hands?

    What have you done to Man, Lawdy!?!

    Z

    man did I chase u away? don’t be sensitive.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    its like a fire hose oshie!!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    I HAVE A JOB AND I AM ON HERE RIGHT NOW.

    I just can work and type on Bossip at the same time because I am a *****ing genius.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!
    How can you not have my email??? I thought everyone had my email.

    Oshie got that killa p

    I think Man is working it too hard to type.

    Oshie got that killa p

    Oh. Nevermind.

    I don’t have your email either.

    Man, I just don't care

    @Z
    “man did I chase u away? don’t be sensitive”
    ____________________________________________________________

    No, was working on something. i got two more audits. **sigh**

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “I think Man is working it too hard to type.”
    __________________________________________________________

    Only in the morning before work when I completely out for my own satisfaction.

    Z

    @ Osh

    but when I find a job i will be on probation. if i find a new job I will not be on Bossip. That was my point. geez. Put the knife away.

    Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don't Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

    Ok Bye Guys, Out early today, everyone have a safe weekend!!

    Brooke

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    z send me mans email address!!! come on now dont be stingy with the digits he got enuff for all of us!!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    @ Z: Oh I didn’t mean to sound knife-y, sorry. Well, I’m pretty comfortable here. I’m late everyday, I do my job and I don’t start *****, I think that’s all they require of me here. So until they block Bossip, I’ll enjoy it.

    Oshie got that killa p

    Bye Brookie!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!

    where you at?

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    at my momma house!!!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    i am in louisiana i am here to fill out my paper work to become a state trooper…i will be your own lil person “mrs officer” wewewe wewewe wewewe…..

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!
    @OSHIE

    ***************
    JCSTANB@GOOGLE.COM
    ***************

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!
    “i am in louisiana i am here to fill out my paper work to become a state trooper…i will be your own lil person “mrs officer” wewewe wewewe wewewe…..”
    __________________________________________________________

    ….beat like a cop, Rodney King baby said I beat it like a cop!!….

    Oshie got that killa p

    Man: What am I supposed to do with this information, email you dirty pics or something?

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    yes man i an going to be a trooper pulling niccas over on the atchafalaya basin!!! muhahahahahahaha :evil:

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “What am I supposed to do with this information, email you dirty pics or something?”
    ____________________________________________________________

    LOL. That would be appreciated but it isn’t “required.”

    It’s “email” you know… to communicate and ish.

    charlieblanko

    i love me some gabrielle, she cute as a button.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “yes man i an going to be a trooper pulling niccas over on the atchafalaya basin!!! muhahahahahahaha ”
    ________________________________________________________

    I just got a *****ing ticket from them the other day. AND I WAS IN A STATE VEHICLE. I’m going to court though. I’m going to say I smelled alcohol on his breath in court.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    Your do*****ent: oh lawdy
    was not delivered to: jcstanb@google.com
    because: 553 5.5.3 … Invalid

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    oshie man gave us a fake ***** address!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    Oh snap, giving out invalid email addy’s. That ***** is played out like whatshisname’s anus.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY
    “Your do*****ent: oh lawdy
    was not delivered to: jcstanb@google.com
    because: 553 5.5.3 … Invalid”
    ______________________________________________________

    OH *****.

    I always do that with Google *****ty *****.

    JCSTANSB@”GMAIL.COM”

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!!

    Try it now!!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    i just did and it better do thru

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “Oh snap, giving out invalid email addy’s. That ***** is played out like whatshisname’s anus.”
    ___________________________________________________________

    ROFLMAO!! Tim Tim probably lurking somewhere reading this ish.

    Oshie got that killa p

    That makes more sense, otherwise you would work for Google methinks.

    Oshie got that killa p

    Oh Man check your email, LOL.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    man i sent you mine i cant type to much while i ***** but i tried!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    I am having the worst period cramps in the history of the universe right now.

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY & OSHIE

    Ok.. I responded to yall.

    See, Oh Lawdy.. I was going to send you a pic but I KNOW how your company works LOL.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    actually it not that bad man you can send to my cell

    Oshie got that killa p

    So I don’t get a pic? WTF?

    Oshie got that killa p

    It’s because I’m white isn’t it?

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    man you aint send me *****!!!

    Oshie got that killa p

    Me neither Lawdy, all this waiting is making me sleepy.

    Z

    …..im about to be out

    Oshie got that killa p

    Me too, ***** this “conversation”. :P

    Man, I just don't care

    @OH LAWDY!!

    where u at?

    nicole

    IF ANYBODY WANTS TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY, THERES A WEBSITE THAT PAYS YOU $0.20-$1.25 OR MORE TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ONLINE. IT’S FREE TO JOIN AND SURVEYS TAKE ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETE! IF YOU WANT TO SIGN UP JUST PUT CASHCRATE.COM/887940 IN YOUR URL ADDRESS BOX AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN!

    lanette

    isn’t it odd that BOSSIP diss’s Black Women even for being seen out? Gabriel Union should fall back? WTF?

    lanette

    isn’t it odd that BOSSIP diss’s Black Women even for being seen out? Gabriel Union should fall back? WTF?

    pm

    i’m off woohoo

    Ty

    This woman is every cook-out, bowling alley, pool party and awards. Damn, does she ever say, I’m going to chill tonight.

    TIM TIM

    @ OH LAWDY: ***** SHOW US THE *****IN MAN U R WITH A STUPID ***** OLD LADY FOR A GRAVIE. ***** SHOW US WHO THA ***** U R BEFORE U SAY ***** TO ME U STUPID ***** *****GOT ***** HO ***** ***** ***** *****-IN-DA MOUTH *****! ***** ***** YOU AND ERR THING U STAND FOR *****GOT ***** *****!!!!!

    ***** MADE BOY! U KNO U AIN’T NO *****IN WOMAN, U A *****IN DOWN LOW MAN TRYNA PRETEND TO BE A WOMAN SO U CAN GET A MAN….WHAT KIND OF WOMAN SAYS SHE *****S WHILE TYPING??? GET THA ***** ON!!! ONLY *****S DO THAT ***** U DUMB *****!!!!! HAHAAH!!!
    SWALLOW SOME NUT AND DIE HARD HO!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    TIM TIM

    BOSSIP, YA’LL ***** ***** *****S DELETED SUM OF MY *****ING COMMENTS!!!

    anitabonita

    wow….this whole tread is str8t crazy.

    Just Wondering

    I think Gabby looks good. It is nice to see her in something other than black. I who like to know why Cadillac Records only opened in select cities.

    tracee

    yes, she has a hobby-stealing other women’s husbands…ask D. Wade’s ex-wife

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