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ok and this woman is supposed to be hot and beautiful? i dont see it sorry… she looks like a regular black woman. aint nothing special about her. next

Wowsers!

I normally think she’s boring, but this is very angelic…I likey!

1st

Very fresh and radiant! Simple can be beautiful ladies and gents…

WTF it said no comments before mannnnn at least Im in the top 5 damn….anyway Gabby looks FAB!

Afrogenetics..

…I was bamboozled into thinking I was 1st…ingrates!

gabrielle is killing it, that’s my chcolate booboo, other dudes fall back…

ok

What’s up Nikki?

Morning All. She looks nice-good to see her NOT wearing black for a change.

@ jayjay it is one thing to have ur opinion on how you think Gabrielle looks but to say she looks like a “regular black woman” comes pretty close to the things that racists say such as “all black people look alike” and ignorant bull. If you are white- careful your racism is coming thru and if you are black then SMH- because you are a self hater.

*shrugs* Gab looks mad regular, dont get me wrong id lay that pipeline, but nothing to make me rub one out this early

Jay Jay

I agree with part of your statement, that Gabby is not that hot, but the other part is for the birds! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anyway! I wiah that Gabby would keep her ass at home! I read on Panache Report, that she stated that, When people think that she is with ludacris and hill harper, that it just hide who her true man is! WELL…..where in the hell is he? WHY isn’t he on the red carpet? WHY isn’t she at home with him, instead of bum rushing every freakin event? DAMNNNNNNNNNN gabby give it a break! If you put in more effort into your movies, than crashing events, maybe your movies would be about something! DAMN!

Truly beautiful in white…this is the best ive ever seen her…now i see what everyone else sees in her because I didnt before….

‘Very fresh and radiant’ I hate somebody and it aint Gabs………………

Hello Exxon300

Who is she with?

@Nikki Underwood

You’re going to sleep on the floor, keep making comments like that…

she has really nice skin…..

Its cold down there…can I not get the couch….come its Obama we are talking about…that is what we are talking about…right?

Because it is Obama we’re talking about…I’ll give you a blanket.

But you’ll still be on the floor.

Cold-blooded

b*tch

She’s a very cute girl!

@Nikki Underwood

ZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! That’s what you get for saying my accents suck.

Well it does…hey you better stop the idle chit-chat you are NOT safe from the Sauces…

She looks great. She’s a natural beauty.

LOL@ NU

@Jay Jay.. she doesn’t look like regular, now Estelle looks regular

Re…

Dunno. I just want you safe. I will put in a good word for you if asked.

@Nikki Underwood

LOL @putting in good word for me…Nobody wants to be a WWLoser! ZZZZZ…..

Alright…bout to do some real word…notify me at ‘twonce’ if something goes down…

LMAO! ! !

real work* (spell check)

Hey peeps. TGIF!!!

jayjay

ok and this woman is supposed to be hot and beautiful? i dont see it sorry… she looks like a regular black woman. aint nothing special about her. next
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Regular black woman, i.e. hot and beautiful.

SHE’S JUST NATURALLY FINE MAN!!!

LOL @ irregular black women. What would that even mean? Do they need some fiber?

Nik u… hey gorgeous sorry i didnt get a chance to holla back at you but yeah my holiday was great , took my vac and went to Ga to visit family it was well you know how family all get together and have a ball! Take care lady boss is a lurking!

oshie

you would think that was funny wouldnt you.
better question. what does “regular black women” mean?

Since you have the obsession with blacks, I’m sure you would know. What does your studies tell you?

hmmm

i think Gabby is cute, but i don’t see all the hype. she’s the girl next door…keeps it simple, youthful, and classy. isn’t she going on 40?

@SUCKER FREE
“i think Gabby is cute, but i don’t see all the hype. she’s the girl next door…keeps it simple, youthful, and classy. isn’t she going on 40?”
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You make it sound like a “40 yr old girl next door” can’t be fine as hell.

I wonder what Halle’s neighbor says. Hmmmm….

i mean, where is her freak vibe?

i dont’ make it sound like anything. i said i think she is cute, but not fine as hell. age has nothing to do with it. girls next door are kinda boring and goody goody.

@SUCKER FREE
“i mean, where is her freak vibe?”
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You get to rubbin on that cat discreetly in public and you’ll see that freak come out.

@SUCKER FREE
“i dont’ make it sound like anything. i said i think she is cute, but not fine as hell. age has nothing to do with it. girls next door are kinda boring and goody goody.”
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Oh. Ok, YOUR definition of “fine as hell” and “boring.” I respect that.

whatever Man! i think Gabby looks good but i don’t see the hype.

and Halle Berry is OVERRATED. Looks ain’t everything player. Just cause a woman has a nice body doesn’t mean she is the bomb…

you still got Fantasia

@SUCKER FREE
“whatever Man! i think Gabby looks good but i don’t see the hype.

and Halle Berry is OVERRATED. Looks ain’t everything player. Just cause a woman has a nice body doesn’t mean she is the bomb…”
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Ok. You are either gay or a straight woman. No need to continue this discussion than.

@ tim tim you need to be in the post about which one would you let hit tyrese or taye diggs!!!!

@pm
“you still got Fantasia”
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Don’t forget Whoopi Goldberg!! Everyone sleeps on her when they are discussing “dark and lovely” women.

Nina Knows

oshie

you would think that was funny wouldnt you.
better question. what does “regular black women” mean?

Since you have the obsession with blacks, I’m sure you would know. What does your studies tell you?

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Sounds like you need some fiber.

@BE

what’s up?

newsflash MAN…beauty and sex appeal is in the eye of the beholder. i know several men who say Halle doesn’t do it for them. Gabby doesn’t cut for some as well.
whatever floats your boat, so be it…its all subjective.

“Deliver Us From Eva 2:Eva’s Revenge” or “Breakin All the Rules 2: No More Rules.”
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Stop making me spit out my coffee. It’s not like this coffee is free or anything.

@Man – Hey!

Katherine, you’re just as fine as Gabrielle Union. Yes homo.

hey be @ oshie you just tickeld my funny bone….. hey man!!!

@mAN – AAAWW DON’T BE TALKING ABOUT DELIVER US FROM EVA…I loved that movie!

@Oh Lawdy – Hey Miss!

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Oshie

I expected you to say that. Simple minded people are usually very predictable.

But carry on with your little subliminal wigger antics……

@SUCKER FREE
“beauty and sex appeal is in the eye of the beholder. i know several men who say Halle doesn’t do it for them. Gabby doesn’t cut for some as well.
whatever floats your boat, so be it…its all subjective”
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Ok.

I bet those men that find Halle “doesn’t do it for them” are something “FIERCE and FABULOUS!!”

Nina Knows

Oshie

I expected you to say that. Simple minded people are usually very predictable.

But carry on with your little subliminal wigger antics……

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Ok and you carry on with your pretentious, holier than thou attitude and not-so-subliminal name calling! Holla!

Hey Lawdy! I’m gonna tickle your fancy next, watch out!

@OSHIE
“Katherine, you’re just as fine as Gabrielle Union. Yes homo.”
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I would pay a ridiculous amount to see you eat Katherine. I’m nasty like that.

Yes, hetero.

Man i am so diappointed in your shallowness!!

@Oshie, thanks love..that really means a lot to me xoxo

wut up LAWDY and BE?

Gabby my girl but she has done some stinker movies. I know a bunch of actors have some stinkers but I’m just sayin.

lmao@ NINA

She’s cool, she just needs some better roles and maybe people will care more about her.

I don’t really give her a second glance.

@OH LAWDY
“i am so diappointed in your shallowness!!”
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I am not shallow in any way!! I look at a woman’s

skin
facial features
body shape (particularly breast and ass)
hair
teeth

in that order. How thorough do I have to be???

@ man

on the real they do need more pretty dark skin female in hollywood really you only got Gabby, Kelly Rowland, Brandy ,and Naomi.

@Man – Gabby my girl but she has done some stinker movies. I know a bunch of actors have some stinkers but I’m just sayin.

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at least she stays working though..LOL

@Oh Lawdy – man is not shallow just nasty (always wanting to see women getting it on…)

Skin is very important.

Ladies drink lots of water and exercise.

Sauce family in the house

whut up Purp! appreciate that info.

*winking at your lol*

@pm
“on the real they do need more pretty dark skin female in hollywood really you only got Gabby, Kelly Rowland, Brandy ,and Naomi.”
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Maybe their is no lack of “beauty.”

Maybe the problem is the “eye of the beholders” that just can’t recognize beauty.

Grace Jones is pretty and she is dark skin

@BE
“@Oh Lawdy – man is not shallow just nasty (always wanting to see women getting it on…)”
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CURSE MY LIBIDO!!!

Grace Jones is ugly as hell

Grace Jones isn’t ugly, she just always acted masculine in her roles.

so this is where everyone is.
Hey OSh

@man – Maybe their is no lack of “beauty.”

Maybe the problem is the “eye of the beholders” that just can’t recognize beauty.

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clapping
you finally said something un-nasty…LOL

LOL…NINA you know i got more for you and gotta give you a another email address..ok im outta this room the low level chakra vibe going on in here is repelling me…

Hey Z!

@Oshie, i agree Grace Jones isnt ugly..i like the androgynous look she had

Hey Be, Man, NU, and Oh Lawdy!

what crackalackin?

Hiya Z! Yes homo to you as well this lovely Friday morning!

@PURPPLE
“LOL…NINA you know i got more for you and gotta give you a another email address..ok im outta this room the low level chakra vibe going on in here is repelling me…”
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Bye.

@OSHIE
“Hiya Z! Yes homo to you as well this lovely Friday morning!”
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I think we have the same thing on our mind…..PUZZY!!!

Are Purpple and Nina married?

Man, I think I’m like the white female version of you, only much much much much better looking. And smelling.

@OSHIE
“Man, I think I’m like the white female version of you, only much much much much better looking. And smelling.”
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Are you from “Bizaro world” where everything is inverse?

Oh and I hate sports. And talking about economics. So nevermind, analogy failed.

@ Man:Are you from “Bizaro world” where everything is inverse?
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I guess I wouldn’t be able to answer that since this is the only world I know…

Is your Mother Married to Mans Dick?
ok then keep it movin…..

@OSHIE
“Are Purpple and Nina married?”
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Purpple and Nina probably think you, Z and I are all in some sort of sick twisted sexually obsessed relationship…. that we film.

Wait, that’s my fantasy. Sorry, carry on.

ya’ll crazy

where did Be and Oh lawdy go? I miss em.

@OSHIE
“Oh and I hate sports. And talking about economics. So nevermind, analogy failed.”
“I guess I wouldn’t be able to answer that since this is the only world I know…”

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Further evidence that one of us is from “Bizaro World: the world of opposites!!” LOL.

Is your Father married to Mans Dick…
I thought so….

Sorry Man, Purpple and Nina dont think about yall Lames at all….in ur dreams cupcake

Hey Purpple: Your mama!
Keep it movin!
LMAO!

Are you literally made out of corn?

Be and Lawdy! Yoo hoo!

I love jalapenos.

@PURPPLE
“Sorry Man, Purpple and Nina dont think about yall Lames at all….in ur dreams cupcake”
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Whew, you were able to over come that repellant that made you leave earlier. I was worried for a second there.

You don’t think about me even a little?????? Just a little???

Corn on Deez witcha raggedy azz…..
Keep talking to to them other two bytchez cause you cant keep up on this end…

I am trying to fix by blackberry, and I downloaded an entire program and then it was at 93% and stopped..I am frustrated. I need to sync my work and home life!!

PURPPLE

Corn on Deez witcha raggedy azz…..
Keep talking to to them other two bytchez cause you cant keep up on this end…
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No, I surely can’t, my chakra is way too low.
Didn’t you say you were leaving?

Where in the hell is IT when you need them?? at lunch

awww be. woosah

hey vinny i see you were in here earlier dawg. the sauce family has been in and out lately but hope your good dawg.

What you say Oshie…..Man’s puzzy in your mouth made that hard to understand…..

@Z – awww be. woosah

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Thanks! I am trying this again.

where is my girl N Underwood?

I want a new phone. MOFOS STOLE MY INFO! DAMN IDENTITY THEFT!

Sadly, as usual, your are confused in even remotely thinking its the bloggin that makes you stupid…keep wonderin clueless….

@Z – someone stole your phone information and got a phone in your name??

Sweet and Sour

where is my girl N Underwood?

I have being doing a little work…Im here now. How are you?

@NINA KNOWS
Hey Nina. How are you today?

Wow…i’ts so cold in this meat closet…you know because of the beef…

it’s

the sauce family is doing well. we finished hanging our stockings on the mantle last night. we have two extra stockings with no names on them! interested in joining the sauce family? if so we need to know so honey mustard’s cousin can stitch your name on before Christmas

IF ANYBODY WANTS TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS THERES A WEBSITE THAT PAYS YOU $0.20-$1.25 OR MORE TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ONLINE. IT’S FREE TO JOIN AND SURVEYS TAKE ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETE! IF YOU WANT TO SIGN UP JUST PUT CASHCRATE.COM/887940 IN YOUR URL ADDRESS BOX AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN!

Could I be Honey Sesame Mango Vinaigrette Sauce?

Cuz you know I am better and more refined than the rest of the sauces.

@ Be

I plan to.. just don’t have any money to do it. i WISH THE MAIL MAN WOULD GET HERE!

@Z
“Could I be Honey Sesame Mango Vinaigrette Sauce?

Cuz you know I am better and more refined than the rest of the sauces.”
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LOL.

Mmmmmm…..Honey Sesame Mango Vinaigette Sauce. Yum.

Where did Purpple go?

I make my own sauce. It’s a “secret” sauce.

N Underwood remember what was revealed yesterday? Well complete the math equation and see who is popping off as I type about the sauce family

Gabrielle Union is good looking, I will give her that. However, she goes to EVERY event. They will be opening a bottle of water on Sunset Boulevard and she will be there. WHY???????

Sweet and Sour…
I would LOVE to be apart of the Sauce Family!! What is my name gonna be? Do tell!!

I think I see…GASP!! LMAO!!

did your letter come out of my mouth?

yes i said letter, not a name

the sauce family is watching the OJ sentencing right now because he may be initiated into the sauce family. we do allow felons. we are an equal opportunity family

@NINA KNOWS
How are you today?

Are you ignoring me? If you respond “yes” that won’t count as “speaking to me.”

lol no my letter did not come out your mouth but it sounded like you was insinuating me.

This is quite entertaining…

please masturbation SAUCE excluded me from your hateful ways!!!!

her real name her phone number at work and her email were blasted over here as well as a solicitation for big penises

Re…

I hate your name…yet understand

OH LAWDY WE DEEMED YOU SAFE YESTERDAY!!

*PASSING HANKERCHIEF TO WIPE SWEAT FROM YOUR BROW*

@Nikki Underwood
It’s official now…I lurk…I guess I’m a loser now. Just not a world wide loser.

And LOL @ The all the sauces arriving…

OH LAWDY WE DEEMED YOU SAFE YESTERDAY…What about Re!?!?!

Re…..

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

just for today will drink all the sauce and condiments!!!!

@ Z: Wow, that is really hateful and lame. I hope something really bad happens to the person who did it.

@Nikki Underwood

You couldn’t hold the shift button for one more second?

ZZZZ!!!!!

I meant that @ Lawdy but @ Z too.

@ Re: Were all losers on here. ‘Cept me.

i am an honorary member of the sauce family, “badussy sauce”!!!!! oshie you wanna taste!!

@Re

??

@Z

Naw, inside joke…”ZZZ” is like the ultimate version of LOL…

(Long story)

@ Clawdy: Um, no! Not really!

JK, gimmie some *holds out spoon*

COME HAVE SOME OF MY SAUCE OSHIE MMMUUUUUUUUUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

oh i c

THE ARE SQUEEZING THE JUICE AS WE TYPE

On that note I’m going to lunch ~

*sigh* i feel like crying

I want to go home. I miss nyc.

come to the party z man really got it going on and free mojitos!!! hey!!! mixed crowd man dont discriminate!!!

@OH LAWDY
“hey!!! mixed crowd man dont discriminate!!!”
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Security please escort Oh Lawdy out of the party for trying to bring in uninvited guest.

OJ GOT SENTENCED TO 15 YEARS

I am ready to cancel my return flight from nyc back to nc. this shyt is whack here!

z cant come man? she is my friend! I love her like a fat kid loves cake!!!

Z IT WILL BE OK LITTLE MAMA!

@OH LAWDY
“z cant come man? she is my friend! I love her like a fat kid loves cake!!!”
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Oh, I thought you were trying to invite “dudes” with your “don’t discriminate” comment.

Z gets a VIP room to any party I’m throwing.

you got on your banana hammock man>??

@OH LAWDY
“you got on your banana hammock man>??”
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yeah.. wanna see?

**i’m itching to show my dick today**

yeah i wanna see, your old lady aint lurking today is she, cuz if she lurkin i am murkin!!!!

@OH LAWDY
“yeah i wanna see, your old lady aint lurking today is she, cuz if she lurkin i am murkin!!!!”
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Nah… she ain’t lurkin.

How can I put a gravie up? My pics always get blocked. That chick put her titty up here once….

just rate it g when you register it

trying yo help put up a pic of his mangina!!!!

@ Z: I know you are homesick but give it a chance.
Trust me I know how you feel. I moved from a big city to be here. Oops, I’ve already said too much, don’t wanna be a WWLoser…

to late oshie not only are you a loser you are white also

Oh Orenthal…

Go Gabi!

@OH LAWDY
“just rate it g when you register it”
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I ALWAYS DO!!!!!

careful OSH. don’t say to much.

man i am lafayette this weekend you coming???

Lawdy! like you’re not gonna invite me. Hmmph.

you can come if man does it will be a cover up for my moms!!!!

MAKING NOTES

OSHIE LIVES IN MONROE
DRIVES A 98 4-RUNNER
GOES TO WIC OFFICE

WOW @ Cyber thug: see if you can single out the only white person in Monroe that drives a 4runner and gets WIC. Ha ha, you dumbass.

dont 4get that she will be engulfing my snatch in her tonsils in front of man in about 5 hours!!!

@OH LAWDY
“dont 4get that she will be engulfing my snatch in her tonsils in front of man in about 5 hours!!!”
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damn. Had just got to the point I could stand up…

you coming to the falt this weekend???

Mmmm. Salad.

the flat man i am at home you wanna do it in my momma bed???

@Man

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MY BOYFRIEND’S COUSIN IS A BARBER AND HE LET HIM CREATE A Q WITH MY PUBIC HAIR!

@Z

…..

I’m gone to lunch. Ladies rub on your pussies till I get back so I can finish you off.

Gabrielle Union has flawless skin. I wonder what she uses…

Hi Daywalker

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yh what up dwalk? where you been pimp?

@ day: Hello.

@ Daywalker,
It is BRICK cold here in NYC. Not loving it-wish I were someplace warm right now…

okay, I got my phone fixed….what yall doing?

Aunt Viv where you at again? You in QB right?

that what up dwalk! Watch out for dem dingos. lol

Pedro – where is your gravie?

I’m getting old – 28 – time for microdermabrasion or some kind of peel.

Z I can sense you lurking. LOL

@Pedro,
Nah, I’m in BK. Where are you?

@Daywalker,
“This site sucks!”
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That’s why I’m not on here as much-server issues, non-working gravies, evil vitriol…just hasn’t been as much fun.

Hey Brooke!

Oooh Pedro Harlem’s Pimp – I see now – you are Pedro’s pimp, okay

Speaking of Brooklyn,

Hi Brookie!!

Did yall hear OJ getting 15yrs? OMG How could they??? LOL

Aunt viv – Hey, Long time no see in one spot!

Good to see you too Be

@Daywalker,
“Yeah, but there are some pluses as well. I mean You got to meet and charm me!”
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Tru Tru

@ Daywalker

Yeah, who’s gonna do all the skanky white women now?

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Uh You… LOL

If the real Pedro from Harlem is in here, check ya email boo

@ Brookie, I know, but I refuse to get depressed until I turn 30.

@Be

LOL, I bet Nicole and Ron Goldman are in heaven having a field day with this news, lol

Aaaaawww Brookie, that’s so sweet!!! I’m here now-can you repeat the serenade

LOL @Osh

I was depressed turning 27, I like cried all day until I got some Ciroc in my system

hello everyone

Hey Fam First-long time no see!

OK Viv this one was for you the other day

How do I say goodbye to what we had?
The good times that made us laugh
Outweigh the bad.

I thought wed get to see forever
But forevers gone away
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

I dont know where this road
Is going to lead
All I know is where weve been
And what weve been through.

If we get to see tomorrow
I hope its worth all the wait
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

And Ill take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.

And Ill take with me the memories
To be my sunshine after the rain
Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday

@Oshie – @ Brookie, I know, but I refuse to get depressed until I turn 30.

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Honey life starts at 30 maybe 34…trust

hey Family First!

@ BK: Yeah I felt bad about 27 too, don’t know why I’m not so sad about 28. I think 27 is some kind of milestone. And I probably had post-partum too, that probably didn’t help.

where everybody at?

wut up Brooke?

hey aunt viv – it has been a while hasnt it? howve you been?

hi BE. howre you doing today?

Enjoy your weekend guys!!!

I am leaving early today

Smooches xoxoxox

@BROOKE

I wouldn’t of molested you but I would of showed you my dick though. Just sayin.

sup witcha brook? im doing good, happy it’s friday. how’re you doing?

@ Be: Yeah but so do wrinkles. Wait, you’re black. Nevermind.

U had ur baby kinda late Osh, Oh and Be is right, real life does start after 30, My sister is 36 and a party animal, whoo hoo

bye BE

sup daywalker lol thanks man

Bye Be, have a good weekend

@Man

LOL, he did show me his lil cock and I was like OMG and then he kept trynas take my tit out of my tube top, I was Like HELP!!! like damn, Ni**as can’t handle Liquor..

BTW, sxyQ on her way to Brooklyn tonight to hand with me this weekend, I hope I dont get her in mounts of trouble. LOL

Ok Im back. yh had to go put my little sister’s panties back away b4 she get in from school.

Aaaawww Brookie that was wonderful **flicking up my lighter**

Bye Be!

@ Fam first,

Yup, haven’t been on much, but very happy to see you today Cali’s finest

@Day

Big sam threw his ass so hard up against the bar table that his lip was busted, I hate to see Ni**as get into trouble but that fool deserved it. Like there were 3 strippers why u wanna fugg wit the bartender? I think he thought I was one of them though

Hey Horney Lawdy

fake pedro

@ Brook,
“BTW, sxyQ on her way to Brooklyn tonight to hand with me this weekend, I hope I dont get her in mounts of trouble. LOL”
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Girl you betta show her how we do here, but try n’ keep it clean OK?

Lawdy you need to go sit on some ice right now missy!
Actually, that will probably just make you hornier, you sick puppy.

@ aunt viv
aw shucks

you blushing fam?

I’m here now Osh. You can turn ur spidey senses off.

I like pulling my shirt down or bending over when I know the runners will be coming in my office. Is that wrong?

SPIDEY SENSES – POWER OFF!

@ aunt viv
yeah ive been told that im a shy dude

sup Z

@OSHIE
“SIPDEY SENSES – POWER OFF!”
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**evil laugh**

It worked Z.

Now can jug an unsuspecting Oshie with my Evil Black Staff filled with white liquid poison!!

Luv Gabby she represents real black girl well.

@DAywalker

Yes he was a black ugly ass jamaican dude, ugh!!

@MAn

You r 1 horney ass mofo, u need some ice for dem balls u know, lol

Hey Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lol

auntie viv the niccas ove rhere making me moist tell themnot to do that i aint got no draws on!!!!!

@ Viv

Hellz yea girl, SxyQ dont know how we do in the Big Apple, I have like a whole line up week set for her and her home girl. She staying not to far from me so I am gonna pick her up tonight to go to Room Service, a lounge on 27th and 6th

It’s getting rather musky in here.

Anyway, why is it that everytime I do my eye makeup it looks like absolute garbage by 12PM?

Lawdy WTF is wrong with u and Man today. Ohhhhhhhhhh!! it is Freaky Friday, I get it now.. Geeeesh u two were begining to scare me… Is anyone else feeling freaky like them? lol

Hey Fam First and Brooke

@ Osh

Heres a trick to makeup, use vasaline on ur lids, that will make ur makeup appear more bold thus lasting long, also use vasaline on ur teeth to keep ur lipstick and lipgloss from staining

@OH LAWDY!!!

“auntie viv the niccas ove rhere making me moist tell themnot to do that i aint got no draws on!!!!!”
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Oh no boo. Let it flow babe!!

I wish I was there to clean you all up down there.

lunchtime be back later

@niccas making oh lawdy!!! moist,

Y’ALL BETTA STOP NOW-SHE AINT GOT NO DRAWS ON!!!!!

@Osh

invest in waterproof eyeliners and mascara. U will be good all day

come lick it man………wish i had your e mail i wanna see your meet send the pic to z and she will forward to me!!!!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Don’t Bartend at Stripclubs, Ever!!)

@ Osh

Heres a trick to makeup, use vasaline on ur lids, that will make ur makeup appear more bold thus lasting long, also use vasaline on ur teeth to keep ur lipstick and lipgloss from staining
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u don’t put no damn vaseline on your face. U GONNA WALK AROUND LOOKIN GREASY! They have primers for that! On ur teeth is different. But i would not put no vaseline around my eyes. walk around looking like shiny glitzy raccoon

@ z for shiny glitzy racoon

I am not putting vaseline in my mouth or on my eyelids. I wear contacts, that would not work.
The only place I’m putting the vaseline is on my face at night, on my heels, and on my ___________ when I’m drunk and I feel like letting him ___________ my _________________.

@ Osh

Gurrrl i love waterproof everything. I have watery eyes, so I but waterproof eyeliner, mascara, I even buy make up forever eye shadows…which are made to stay even if u went swimming. I used primers and makeup setters that are made to make ur makeup last longer. Once I apply, I do not want to touch up again for the rest of the day.

What kind of moisturizer do ya’ll use? I have oily skin but it’s drying up fast with this getting old mess I’m in.

@OH LAWDY!!!
“come lick it man………wish i had your e mail i wanna see your meet send the pic to z and she will forward to me!!!!”
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OK. But you gotta send something back!!

F.Y.I

My fav song right now is the song RIGHT BY MY SIDE BY JADAKISS AND NEYO!

you want a boob shot?

@ Z: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You are sick. I meant I put it on my brush when I’m drunk and I feel like letting him brush my hair. Silly.

@OH LAWDY!!!
“you want a boob shot?”
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Mmmmmmmmmm…..

want my 38d’s in yo mouf man???

man thats 2 chirren worth of titty fo ya

@OH LAWDY!!!
“want my 38d’s in yo mouf man???”
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Yes!! YES!!!

Followed by that puss!!!

@ Man

Werd u got me curious too. what do they do exactly?

really man?!?! I didn’t know this was an issue for you. I feel bad about teaskng u in the past….before I found out u was a pedofile.

Ok, gotta run folks.

Have a great weekend!

check 1,2

i see you z i am here that is all that matters, send me mans email!!

I wonder if Man and Lawdy would really hook up in real life? *pondering*

z have you fond work yet??

i only want his man meat oshie thats all, sweetie i will use him and abuse him!!!!

he right there Oh Lawdy. Let him tell you.

@ Lawdy: Play on, player. Play on.

tell me what

@ oH LAWDY

iF i HAD A JOB i WOULD NOT BE ON HERE RIHGT NOW. i am a houswife…with no man. Thats my profession rihgt now.

Is he? Or did he need both hands?

What have you done to Man, Lawdy!?!

man did I chase u away? don’t be sensitive.

its like a fire hose oshie!!!!

@OH LAWDY!!!
How can you not have my email??? I thought everyone had my email.

I think Man is working it too hard to type.

Oh. Nevermind.

I don’t have your email either.

@Z
“man did I chase u away? don’t be sensitive”
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No, was working on something. i got two more audits. **sigh**

@OSHIE
“I think Man is working it too hard to type.”
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Only in the morning before work when I completely out for my own satisfaction.

Ok Bye Guys, Out early today, everyone have a safe weekend!!

Brooke

z send me mans email address!!! come on now dont be stingy with the digits he got enuff for all of us!!!!

Bye Brookie!

@OH LAWDY!!!

where you at?

at my momma house!!!

i am in louisiana i am here to fill out my paper work to become a state trooper…i will be your own lil person “mrs officer” wewewe wewewe wewewe…..

@OH LAWDY!!!
@OSHIE

***************
JCSTANB@GOOGLE.COM
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@OH LAWDY!!!
“i am in louisiana i am here to fill out my paper work to become a state trooper…i will be your own lil person “mrs officer” wewewe wewewe wewewe…..”
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….beat like a cop, Rodney King baby said I beat it like a cop!!….

Man: What am I supposed to do with this information, email you dirty pics or something?

yes man i an going to be a trooper pulling niccas over on the atchafalaya basin!!! muhahahahahahaha

@OSHIE
“What am I supposed to do with this information, email you dirty pics or something?”
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LOL. That would be appreciated but it isn’t “required.”

It’s “email” you know… to communicate and ish.

oshie man gave us a fake ass address!!!

@OH LAWDY!!!

Try it now!!

i just did and it better do thru

That makes more sense, otherwise you would work for Google methinks.

Oh Man check your email, LOL.

man i sent you mine i cant type to much while i masturbate but i tried!!!

I am having the worst period cramps in the history of the universe right now.

@OH LAWDY & OSHIE

Ok.. I responded to yall.

See, Oh Lawdy.. I was going to send you a pic but I KNOW how your company works LOL.

actually it not that bad man you can send to my cell

So I don’t get a pic? WTF?

It’s because I’m white isn’t it?

Me neither Lawdy, all this waiting is making me sleepy.

…..im about to be out

@OH LAWDY!!

where u at?

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i’m off woohoo

This woman is every cook-out, bowling alley, pool party and awards. Damn, does she ever say, I’m going to chill tonight.

wow….this whole tread is str8t crazy.

I think Gabby looks good. It is nice to see her in something other than black. I who like to know why Cadillac Records only opened in select cities.

yes, she has a hobby-stealing other women’s husbands…ask D. Wade’s ex-wife