Ladies, Would You Put These Green Stones In Your Hoo Ha?

Jade Eggs

Jade Eggs Promise Women Better Sex Life

Some folks will put anything in their kitty! And by anything, that includes this bunch of rocks that are being touted as the hot new product to improve women’s sex lives — the Jade Eggs.

If multiple orgasms continue to elude you, this could do the trick. The jade egg promises to heighten sensation “down there” within three weeks — or your money back!

Here’s some info from the website:

Practice with the Jade Eggs in a thorough exercise program will increase elasticity and blood flow to the vaginal muscles, awakening sexual sensitivity not only in your vagina but also in surrounding genital areas.

This will lead you to heightened awareness of clitoral-vaginal sensations and may lead you to experiencing multiple vaginal orgasms even for the first time, at any age!

The eggs glide easily and comfortably into your vagina, and take on your body temperature almost immediately. The simplicity of this tool is part of its perfection.

Here’s a little more info on how the eggs are used:

Exercising with the jade eggs will be the biggest step you take towards experiencing a new level of well-being.

By simply using each egg in the way that you feel comfortable, you will strengthen the vaginal and lower pelvic floor muscles, and work out many involuntary muscles. Learn to manipulate two eggs against each other to create an exciting vibration while exercising!
The eggs are predrilled so you can attach a cord (silk cord, unscented dental floss… ) to other eggs or to extra weights and try vaginal weightlifting. Beginners can use the cord to help retrieve the egg easily.

The eggs range in size and weight, from the largest eggs for the beginner, to the smallest eggs and most difficult to manipulate, for the expert.

The Jade Eggs come in three sets for different levels of virtuosity and to meet individual preference.

This luminous stone is highly valued in the ancient Chinese culture in which jade eggs were the tool chosen by the Empress herself to maintain her longevity and sexual virtuosity.

The Jade Eggs may be boiled to sterilize them or just rinsed after use to maintain their cleanliness. The smoothed to perfection surfaces will be a glistening proof of hygiene.

Vaginal weightlifting though? Really??? Are y’all buying these eggs?

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