So you want to get wasted. The dumbest –ish you can do in 2012 is publicly party like it is 99. Mofos in the club will be live tweeting your buffoonery for the world to see. You are in the NFL, making millions and you got a mansion. Bring the party home dammit.
No need anymore. We out the hood now. Get a bodyguard if you are still that paranoid.
A Crew is not needed. Just ask Drake and Chris Brown. Roll solo, it will save you money and trouble.