Akon Wants To Be First Black Bond Too?!

Posted By Bossip Staff

We told you a few weeks ago that both Diddy and Jamie Foxx have put their bids in to play the first Black James Bond. Well, we’ve just got word that Akon wants to show off his… (we were going to put skills here, but who are we kidding?).

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Allhiphop.com reports:

“A lot of people don’t know that I’m heavily trained in martial arts. And when it comes to cars – that’s my thing. I was raised on cars,” Akon told the Sun. “I could do acting. It would probably take me six months to a year of training to make sure I’d get the role.”

If all else fails, Akon says he’ll come out of his own pocket to make his Bond fantasy a reality with a movie version of his own. He could get T-Pain to play Q and make a bunch of vocoder/Auto-Tune inspired gadgets to bring the bad guys to their knees with too much use.

Sorry, our brains just exploded from the millions of horrible comments, jabs, and disgustingly evil things we want to say. But, we’ll let you do that for us.

On your mark. Get set. GO!