Akon Wants To Be First Black Bond Too?!

Posted on December 5th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Akon, News, Uncategorized

Posted By Bossip Staff

Akon

We told you a few weeks ago that both Diddy and Jamie Foxx have put their bids in to play the first Black James Bond. Well, we’ve just got word that Akon wants to show off his… (we were going to put skills here, but who are we kidding?).

Peep Count Chocula’s reason to take him serious when you

Allhiphop.com reports:

“A lot of people don’t know that I’m heavily trained in martial arts. And when it comes to cars – that’s my thing. I was raised on cars,” Akon told the Sun. “I could do acting. It would probably take me six months to a year of training to make sure I’d get the role.”

If all else fails, Akon says he’ll come out of his own pocket to make his Bond fantasy a reality with a movie version of his own. He could get T-Pain to play Q and make a bunch of vocoder/Auto-Tune inspired gadgets to bring the bad guys to their knees with too much use.

Sorry, our brains just exploded from the millions of horrible comments, jabs, and disgustingly evil things we want to say. But, we’ll let you do that for us.

On your mark. Get set. GO!

  • Pedro .Harlem World

    harleeeeeeeem

  • Pedro .Harlem World

    dipset

  • Pretty Brown Thing

    O please.

    2nd. I didn’t even read this mess.

  • Pedro .Harlem World

    Pray for meeeeee

  • Pedro .Harlem World

    damn that could of been a clean sweep

  • Aunt Viv poppin’ in

    Oh Please Akon

  • Pedro Capo status

    “in da hood dey call me Capo”

  • litenlovely

    MIKE…your cracker a$$ should be on Access Hollywood’s site or sumthin, you don’t belong here. U sound like a f*ckin FAG talkin bout u wanna lick Akon’s nutts, yuk! F*ckin haters…u see me.
    HARLEM STAND UP…I rep PHILLY all day but my bf from Harlem – trust this nicca MIKE wouldn’t step foot in the Hood.

  • Raquel26

    Yeah, right. Now picture that with a Kodak.

    Why oh why do all these artists think that they can act?????? Now I see what Samuel L Jackson, and Sidney Poiter was talking about.

    Stick to humping 15 year old girls Akon. And just because you got your acting lessons from lying to the public, or lying about some sh_t in court, does not qualify yo black a** to act.

    Especially in a James Bond film…..now, Roots: The Sequel? Maybe.

  • Pedro Capo status

    @litenlovely

    Philly and harelm stand the f**** up

  • bg

    @raquel26
    lmao

  • Pedro Capo status

    “Roots: The Sequel? Maybe”

    wow that was harsh

  • litenlovely

    Mike I got a Fat Pu$$y i’ll put in your mouth so you can shut the f*ck up….come see cracka

  • Lady elle

    can he act?
    See we blow these “singers” heads up.
    because he’s black he thinks he can play James Bond.
    I’m starting to get sick of this mess.

  • yo mama

    i wanna see jami foxx do it!!! sorry diddy but i like u better saying “bad boy dis bad boy dat”

  • FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    AKON???! BLACK JAMES BOND? GTFOH!

    THE ONLY BOND THIS KONVICT NICCA IS USE TO IS THE BOND THAT YOU POST

    …DARKNESS

  • Candid Canuck

    @ litenlovely;
    If you want politically correct news, log onto PBS.org otherwise take it 4 what it is & STFU…

  • Shana

    @ Litenlovely, If Akon is the finest African King you’ve ever seen then you haven’t seen any african man. You need to travel to many african countries and see what is called being handsome! Then come back again and call Akon “fine”. He is not!!!!!!!!!
    Him being black doesnt necesseraly mean that he’s handsome. He is just okay

  • Shana

    I wonder if he can act!
    Well I’ve never been a fan of his and will probably never be but if he thinks he could handle that role then why not? It’s allowed to dream you know LMAO.
    I say Idriss Elba or Lance Gross they have incredibly good acting skills and not only do they look good they also have a fabulous chocolate skin (Goodness!!! YUMMY)

  • Misha

    Idris Elba became automatically disqualified in my book when this latest news about his ex-wife came out in my book. Only real straight men need apply for the james bond role please.

  • Hell Naw!

    Ugly and no talent whatsoever with that stupid weird yodelling voice of his. Bond has to be a little good-looking, Akon is just plain Fugly too death.

  • Grace

    Delusional disorder is a psychiatric diagnosis denoting a psychotic mental illness that involves holding one or more non-bizarre delusions in the absence of any other significant psychopathology (signs or symptoms of mental illness).

    A person with delusional disorder can be quite functional and does not tend to show any odd or bizarre behavior aside from these delusions. “Despite the encapsulation of the delusional system and the relative sparing of the personality, the patient’s way of life is likely to become more and more overwhelmed by the dominating effect of the abnormal beliefs”. (Munro, 1999)

    **************THIS PRETTY MUCH DESCRIBE AKON!

    A FUGLY NICCA WITH NO ACTING GIGS ACTUALLY BELIEVES HE COULD PLAY BOND. I WANT WHAT HE’S SMOKING!

  • Triple T

    Why all these talentless acting people want this role?

    I think Don Cheadle should play the role.

  • STEFANY

    When they said “Black Bond” they didn’t mean black literally. And we do want our Black Bond to be fine and have sex appeal, I love dark brothas but got dayum that’s ridiculous!

  • Gary

    Don Cheadle is not British. James Bond is British. All these people seem to be forgetting that James bond is an agent of the BRITISH intelligence service. If there is a black James Bond(which there won’t) it’ll be someone you’ve never heard of.

  • http://www.wendyista.blogspot.com wendyista.blogspot.com

    of all of the black actors in the world, puffy or akon for the part is laughable. not happening.

  • litenlovely

    @Kenya

    I agree that there is no CHANGE on this site, they talk a good game but are hypocrites.

    Crabs in a barrel, SMH

  • litenlovely

    @CANDID can kiss my a$$

    it was just my opinion…don’t take it so personally. you must be one of the reject writers on this site…I do give you some credit, ya’ll got my attention.

  • Sha

    Idris Elba, that handsome chocolate man, is said to be another actor rumored for the role AND he’s British. I hope thats true! Then I’ll actually watch a Bond movie!

  • luvsIdris

    IDRIS-NO WACK DIDDY ..NOT SHENANAYNAY AKA JAMIE FOXX …and not 5 wives Akon
    Idris the rest are FUG..

  • Jaye

    Can he and Puff give up this “dream” and leave the acting to ACTORS! No one wants to sit through 2 hours of either of these men struggling to give a mediocre performance.

    Stick to music… why does every musician nowadays feel the need to be an actor, clothing designer and anything they can slap their a name on to make a quick buck?

    Like my gandma use to tell me:

    “Baby, erybody ain’t able”

    Please stay in your lane.

    -Jaye

  • Lee lee

    Is this fugly ass dude serious…I’m guessing when he looks in the mirror he doesn’t see what we see. He could go out and make is own Bond movie, the only people buying it is him and his 5 wives.

  • akofi

    first of all, you have yo be British to be James Bond… that’s actually a rule. So Diddy,Foxx, and Akon are automatically eliminated. Thank God!

  • city

    idris elba and jamie foxx are both worthy of playing james bond. diddy’s a joke. and akon,i’ve never seen him act so idk.

  • ?

    Akon is so busted no matter what shade a black he is. My vote is for Tyrese…

  • Creole Baby Thinks the Pop Champagne Video is Gay

    he should play dr evil

  • Creole Baby Thinks the Pop Champagne Video is Gay

    … . wit his dark ass

  • Jewish Baby

    oh my

  • roni

    LOL, in his damn dreams. Blair Underwood is the perfect Bond.

  • dayg715

    ok, never mind. there are too many idiots trying to be the black james bond. unless they get either Idris Elba or Blair Underwood to play him, they need to just let the ‘black bond’ idea go and keep him white.

  • chai

    He’s too ugly to be bond. Now, if they tried to re-make the movie Blackula then, he would be a good fit. It’s just creeping me out right now thinking about him with fangs coming up on people at night because he blends in with the night.

  • http://yahoo.com eric

    BLACK AMERICANS ARE FOR REAL A SLAVE FOREVER,THIS FOLKS ‘VE GOT SERIOUS INSECURITY,DARK = UGLY OR DEVIL,WHITE OR LIGHT SKIN = BEAUTIFUL AND ANGEL,U ARE SIMPLY LOST,WASHEDUP AND UR SELF-ESTEEM HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM YOU,U ACTUALLY FIND A WHITE MAN GOOD LOOKING THAN URSELF,U ARE LOST,LOST,LOST,LOST,LOST,LOST!!!AND PLS DONT BLAME A WHITE MAN FOR THIS,BECAUSE ALL U BLACK AMERICAN SLAVE ARE BLACK BASTARDS.

  • Marco

    oh plz Akon….maybe he should take acting lessons to appear in a few commercials for car engine oil…we all know he could use dat for his ashy ass…

  • http://manifestopart2.wordpress.com/2008/12/09/akon-wants-to-play-bond/ Akon Want’s to Play Bond « Manifesto Part 2

    [...] “A lot of people don’t know that I’m heavily trained in martial arts. And when it comes to cars – that’s my thing. I was raised on cars,” Akon told the Sun. “I could do acting. It would probably take me six months to a year of training to make sure I’d get the role.”  Source [...]

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