Elsewhere In The World: Petty Peen Thieves Steal Man’s Schlong While He Sleeps

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Man’s Body Part Stolen While He Slept

A man in China went to sleep whole and woke up half a man…

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” Lin said. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and [it] was gone.”

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin’s anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. Police said they’re looking for the jealous lovers.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife….hide ya peen.
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