Traci in case you need a reminder, here’s why folks hate you:

Traci Lynn got one of the most coveted internships in the media, at the “Today” show, where the handsome Barber was a commentator. Perhaps she thought she could do an end run on all that hard work stuff by hooking up with the boss, not unlike Monica Lewinsky. She’s admittedly a complete knockout, but with two kids at home and two on the way you’re supposed to leave the cheerleading squad alone.

Traci Lynn doesn’t get it — yet.

“I was shocked by all the media attention my relationship with Tiki got,” Traci Lynn reveals in the mag, on stands Sept. 1. “The tabloids love to write about celebrity divorces. Everyone else in the country gets divorced or breaks up with their boyfriend and nobody cares. When things bad happen, they love to exploit us.”

Note the “us.” She’s promoted herself to celebrity-by-association now.

She reveals that the newlyweds have been offered their own reality-show deals. “Quite a few,” she tells Hayden. “But we said, ‘No’ to all of them. I don’t need to wake up at 10 a.m. and have to put makeup on because there’s a camera crew downstairs.”

God forbid she’d have to wake up before 10 a.m.

No, Traci Lynn doesn’t get it now, because she doesn’t have kids of her own. “We might someday,” she says, “Tiki and I call them our ‘maybe babies.’ ”

Dumb broad. SMH. More photos from the magazine and some memory lane jawns of Tiki and his first family and Tiki and Traci below:

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