Kush Chronic-les: California Medical Mary Jane Shops Sell A New Batch Of That Yahmean Named After “Fast Hitting” Usain Bolt!

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California Medical Dispensaries Sell Herbs Named After Usain Bolt

According to TMZ reports:

“Green” heads have a new reason to cheer for Usain Bolt … besides the whole Jamaica thing … TMZ has learned California kush shops are now selling a strain of green named after the fastest man on the planet. What an honor!!

Our well-informed, and prescription-carrying sources, tell us … ever since the Games began, multiple yahmean dispensaries in the Orange County area have been selling a new product called, “Usain Bolt OG.”

One pot shop honcho tells us U.B.O.G. got its name because it’s so “fast-hitting” … get it? Stoner humor …

But the Olympic Mary Jane tie-ins are far from over … we’re told some shops plan to release a new line of green-filled baked goods inspired by U.S. Judo fighter Nick Delpopolo … who was just booted from the Games for eating a stick-icky brownie.

Ironic that Usain has his own stick-icky, but that same sticky-icky would be the bane of his career. Ah well…we’re sure there are plenty of folks that will enjoy it for him!

Image via TMZ/AP

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