You Can’t Be Serious: Popular Online Adult Film Company Offer Chad And Evelyn $100k To “Makeup” On Camera

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The isht has barely even had time to hit the fan between newlywed wife-beater Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson and his ratchet reality star ex-wife in waiting Evelyn Lozada, but the outrageous offers are already pouring in.

Looking to fulfill the attention-sloring, recently unemployed football player’s wishes of slangin’ his shlong for cash, a popular online adult film company has offered the troubled two-some the chance “makeup” while gettin it poppin with the cameras rolling for a whopping $100k.

The company reached out to Chad via this letter below:

Dear Mr. Johnson,

I hope this letter finds you well. First off, we would like to applaud you on the name change – although it’s not the one we initially had in mind as you might well remember.

Allow me to get down to the real reason I am reaching out to you on behalf of our company, P–nhub.com (the premier destination for online adult entertainment). Your recent misfortunes have caught our eye, and while we regret to learn about the hard luck that’s come your way, we would once again like to lend you a helping hand in your time of need.

In short, we are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a “makeup” s-x video exclusively for use on our site. As proof of your participation in the video, we would simply need you to film an introductory scene in which you and your wife state your names and intents for the camera. Once again, we believe that this partnership would truly be beneficial for both parties.

In return for your willingness to cooperate, we will gladly compensate you to the tune of $100,000.

Again, we truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon.

These thirst buckets don’t waste any time. Do you think Chad and Ev will take the bait for the big bucks?

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