In Royal White Folks News: Adult Film Company Offers Prince Harry $10 Million To Chop Down Some Scallywags In Freaky Flick

God save the peen!

Vivid Entertainment Offers Prince Harry $10 Million To Star In Adult Film

According to TMZ reports:

You knew it was coming … and now, so does Prince Harry — a multi-million dollar offer to get down and dirty in a triple-X movie … courtesy of the biggest adult film studio on the planet.

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch just fired off a letter to the royal palace in London — offering Prince Harry $10 million to star in a big budget adult film called “The Trouble with Harry” … thanks to his recent nekkid romp in Vegas.

According to the letter, the film would also star “little Harry” and would feature some REAL royal carousing — in the form of full-on boning.

Hirsch writes, “We assure you the sex will be well-scripted, and the crown jewels will not be ‘minimized’ in any way.”

$10 million sounds nice, but this guy obviously doesn’t need the money and he’s probably embarrassed the Royal Family enough for 10 lifetimes.

Image via WENN

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