#1.

she must have been hella pissed off then, with that awful wig lmao

get over it

DAZ MY GIRL!!!

Her singing and that outfit with that dusty ass wig should have pissed her off also…

then she must hate the hell outta Neffe and Frankie, cause them heads be looking through!

I luv Keeshia and all, but she should not have set herself up #1, that wig looked like she borrowed it from a bag lady.

#4 is why mike vick is in trouble now…

She should be pissed that she is from such a f*cked up family. If I was related to Neffe and Frankie, I would run very far away – fast. I would also be pissed that no one in her family has decent wigs/weaves to wear on their heads with all of Keisha’s money she is bring in from BET

10 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF

1. KEISHA

2. FRANKIE

3. NEFFE

4. KEISHA’S SHOW

5. KEISHA’S WIGS

6. KEISHA’S ATTITUDE

7. HAIR IN THE SINK

8. WHEN I RUN OUT OF PILLS

9. STALKERS

10. LAWDY’S PUSS

I like Re’s list better.

10 things that piss off Talley-B:
1-9 are Soulja boy
10 is soulja boy’s fan base….

i love keyshia no homo…. yal dont lik that dress??

@Talley-B

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

**YAWN**

and Dead @ Re n’ Talley-B

Re… i got one more when you come in the kitchen and catch someone drinking out of the container with their lips instead of getting a cup.. hey i got another one when folks take little items from you like your shavers or lotion items out of your bathroom and say oh i didnt think you would mind! or what about when folks fart and swear up and down you did it or when folks call your phone and say who is this!!!!!!

What made her make out that list? And I have to say the same things in life piss me off too.

@Anonymous

LOL!!!! OMG, HILARIOUS, and SO true. Do you have an annoying roommate or something? It sounds personal…

Dang, this girl cant help the family she came from. She is doing the best she can.

Here’s another list:

1. When you hug someone and their hair smells like cheese

2. When you’re pressed to go home and eat some left-overs from the night before, and someone got to it first.

3. When foreigners wear pointy dress shoes

4. Trying to learn the single ladies dance and being unsuccessful

5. Fat “thumb” toes…

6. Men wearing Easter suits to work

7. Men throwing up lots of hand signs in their photos

8. The movie, “Step up to DA streets.”

9. Tyra Banks referring to herself at all times

10. Tyra Banks referring to Chris Webber at all times

Keshia should have said the 10 things that piss her off is HER Family for 1 – 10

talley b i agree wit u all day long!!! if he come out with more dumb @ss song i dunno what im gonna do…whats his latest bird dance or some $hit…that lil dude has messed up hip hop

I wonder how much money she has lost in endorsments over those ghetto ass tats? I saw her in a print add for some black hair lotion. The 1st thing I noticed is that the airbrushed the tats off.

Re… LOL yeah i had one when i was in college back at EIU (Eastern Illinois Univ) and they drove me crazy! plus what about the female who slipped me her number behind my girls back and smiled and grinned in ole girls face/ or how about people who come to your girls baby shower and eat up all the food and all of a sudden got to leave and say oh i got you later what size should i get the baby! LOL!

5 Things that Piss Me Off!
1. Liars
2. Sandra Rose (Ugly Ass b*tch)
3. Musty people
4. Irritating people
5. Slow Drivers!!!

5 Thing that Make me Happy!
1. Money
2. Louis Vuitton
3. Gucci Mane
4. Patron w/lemon squeeze
5. Kush Blunts! LMAO!

what about folks who say “oh come on in the dog wont bite” and this dog is growling at me like no tomorrow.. he got teeth dont he or did he just all of a sudden say oh i dont bite!!!

@Anonymous

LOL! YES I do know about those baby showers. Some people have no integrity. At all. Oh, and my father-in-law STAY drinking out the container…with those damn wet lips…

what about that ignorant driver who i almost caught a case for who cut me off and then when i blew the horn that bytch gave me the finger and was wondering why im blowing my own damn horn that came with myb own damn car when i bought it??????

LMAO….you are tripping today.

How about walking down the street and seeing a dog with no leash or master…

*Dead* at fat thumb toes!

Keisha Cole could use a good vocal coach. I listened to hear singing the National Anthem for the fight and was very disappointed. What should piss her off is that she’s being paid to do a job that she doesn’t do very well. . . goes to show that you don’t need very much talent nowadays to get over!

Re… dont think im lying but i got an aunt from Mississippi and she cooks good country food. When she cooks the whole neighborhood finds an excuse to come over and chat but no lie one time she had to go check her pot in the kitchen cause she dont like nobody sticking their nose all in her food and i swear the kitchen is off from the back door and her neighbors son always leaves out the back/ well my aunt use to say damn my pots seem to be going down and sure nuff she caught him stuffing a ham hock in his jacket pocket.. now come on who can top that?

RE… how about folks with these bad azz kids and they tell you oh he is bi-polar… uh ok what the hell ever happen to crazy?????? This kid comes in your house and trys to jump all over your furniture!!

TIME OUT!

I never really paid attention to Keyshia’s tattoo… Is that a d*ck on her on her arm? My dog is looking at me sideways right now cause I just turned my laptop upside down to take a better look at that tat!
Now I’m a huge fan of “a big juicy”, but it is beyond ghetto to have one tattooed on your arm!

@Re… thought I’d randomly ask you something

Do you ever get those text message/emails about how you need to forward it to 10 people and God’s gonna bless you, or you’ll have good luck?

and am I wrong for deleting each one and cussing people out for sending them?

Just wondering…lol

@Aunt Viv

I call those “hitchhiking” toes

@Anonymous

You win…I died laughing…ham hocks? Lol..

I guess we have a lot in common. Those are the same things that pisses me off too.

What about crack head ass mama’s that think they 20 year old and free loading famliy memebers

10 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF:

1. When I see young guys these days faking as “Thugs”, but they have to be in by 10.

2. When people don’t clean the tub when they’re done.

3. People who cut you off or speed by you, and end up at the same damn stop light.

4. Overgrown children with pacifiers.

5. The phrase “No Homo”.

6. The word “Swagger”. It’s as overused as a word can be.

7. The fact that we pay income taxes, but there is NO written law sating that we must pay them.

8. When I get popcorn stuck in my teeth.

9. It still gets to me that people celebrate 6 month ANNIVERSARIES… Oxymoron.

10. When I go to get something to eat and ask if anyone wants anything, they say no. Then when I get home, they want some of MY stuff.

@Nina Knows

YES! The ones that say, “God loves you. Send this to 10 people or you will die.”

It’s so contradictory. And I delete every single one of them…but it just keeps on coming…

baby diapers in the parking lot,

@pm

Lol! I saw a baby diaper on top of a public trash can once…somehow the person was too lazy to just put it INSIDE the trash can.

RE.
1. When you hug someone and their hair smells like cheese

I’m guessing here,…. but were they white?

@Nina Knows

LOL @ you “just guessing.” Well, actually it’s one particular person I know of who’s hair smells. It’s always looking like it’s in between a relaxer, and missed several much needed hair washes. Dandruff everywhere, and greasy.

I think you can guess from there

Re…

okay what about when you get around to check your voicemail and all you hear is “hey its me, call me back” you knew that much by the missed call icon on your phone. leave a damn message saying something. Actually those are the people who I actully ignored and pressed silent, it wasnt really a “missed” call…. lol

I always have to hold my breath to hug her. She’s a nice girl, but…*flaring nostrils* it’s very real…

@Nina Knows

Hahaha, I know about those. Or those who send you a text message (whom you haven’t gotten back to yet), and they call 15 minutes later and say, “Have you got my message yet?”

Top 10 places for awful tattoo removal. That one is just gross…

OR, when you’re getting in someone elses car, and they say, “Hold on” and start cleaning out the back seat.

( Find that annoying. The backseat is not a storage compartment)

HAHAHAHA
Jokes for dayzzz on this page

Props to Tally B, Re, Nina Knows n MICHELE

Keisha cole = SAD + BORED
If she really did make this list.

lmao @ all the lists…

lol ya’ll crazy..leave my keyshia alone, i luvz her!

I think Keyshia is really trying hard to be a decent person after growing up in a disfunctional environment. I give her props for trying to keep her family together, even though they are ghetto as hell. One day she is going to meet Mr. Right and the family will then have to play second behind her and him. It is going to have to be a seriously stong black man to deal with this drama coming from her family.

Why does Keisha keep sounding like a desperate ass woman in all he music. I don’t like her writing skills. I just heard the latest single. She writes from desperation & fear of losing a man over the joy of having one. Keisha’s lyrics remind me of Shirly Murdock.

6:am what about a nicca who front they got minutes on they phone and hold it up to their ear and be talking to every tom dick and harry and you say let me make a call and snatch it and find on they dont have no damn service.. frontin azz niccas!

brianna… i got a good one what about those idiots who feel it is ok to pull out a hanky and blow they damn snotty azz nose in a restaurant while im eating my food and all of a sudden my soup looks like snot.. them dumb azzes!

LMAO @ all of a sudden my soup looks like SNOT.
you got me with that one, Anonymous.

I hate in a restaurant when people clean tables around me…spraying sanitizer and whatnots while I’m eating…my food being splashed around with Windex…

and what about.. im standing line and this dumb azz white man is in front of me/ all of a sudden this bytch backs up right on my damn toe instead of looking before you back up like dont you have sense enough to know this is a line fool and then the bytch had the nerve to look at me like i bumped his dumb nasty butt, hell i was trying to back away from the fool he looked like he smelled!lol

LOL, i don’t care about her sandy brown church lady wig, because she can still sang. Wig or not. Keisha is adorable, I enjoy watching her spread her wings like a butterfly. I just hope her family and personal struggles don’t lead her into any serious addiction problems. Keisha is raw like Mary J Blige was when she first started out…and I’m looking forward to seeing good things from Ms. Cole despite that wig incident. Once I wore a wig on vacation…I went jet skiing, I’m sure you know what happened next. No more wigs for me…not my thing. I prefer wearing my own hair. Keisha’s hair doesn’t appear to be damaged.

Great list keisha. 3things that piss me off… 1. Drunks 2.People who lack a personality of their own. 3. No money in my bank account

Lol. There are a lot of things that piss you off !

@Its6am

LMAO @ your number 6…

@Its6am

LMAO @ your number 6…

@Brianna

LOL @ “5. Flavor of Love broads”

dman brianna.. i could be in here all day keeping you laughing cause im a picky person and what about that women that keeps slinging her hair out of her face with her fingers and coughing with out covering… put your hand over your mouth and it will help the solution in the words of the staple singers!!

Re and brianna ….. what about that friend that talks about everybody and trys to hide it and shes kicking the mess out of your foot under the table or that person who knows you are talking about they kinfolk and they let you keep dogging then then they say oh thats my brother you talking about. So now i make it a habit to say is so and so any kin to any body in these b! LOL!

@Anonymous

LOL!!!! You still in here crackin jokes!

Oh…Lol with the hair!! I hate when you are in line and women flip their hair and be putting in ponytails…or whatever. But the hair sure be hitting you in the face.

SMH. i dont want your lice caught in my eye.

How about, you tell your friend, “Don’t look, but…” and you tell them something about someone, and they point and say, “Who, him?”

who cares!

@ Kia

I like your top 5 like em list

I am laughing TOO hard over here !!

The next ten questions they should ask need to be about Jeezy, & will they ever get back together. I thought they were perfect for each other.

6. Loud ass ghetto chicks on the train that don’t have enough sense to know they are embarrassing themselves

@ playboy LMAO…!

and then you try to be polite to people of other races and they are not having it !!

2. When people drink something, put the cup in the sink when they’re done, then want something else to drink and get a new cup, then put that cup back in the sink, etc…

GOOD ONE!

I’D LIKE KEYSH TELL US WHO HER LAST TEN BOYFRIENDS NAMES ARE…LOL

ALSO…EVEYBODY ON HERE TALKING ABOUT GHETTO. UNLESS THE DUPONT ESTATE IS MILES EAST OF YOU WITH THE SWANSONS MILES LEFT OF YOU, I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT WHERE YOU LIVE IS THE GHETTO AS WELL. THX.

No comment on the above.

10. Grown people sucking their thumb
9. Going to the grocery store and seeing men throwing all this stuff (crab legs, steak etc.) in the cart and the women pulling out there state card to pay for it while he stands back looking sheepish.
8. Mean and angry fast food service workers.
7. People who almost cause accidents while on the cell phone driving.
6. Idris Elba for not marrying me.
5. Parents who call their kids horrible names
4. Women on the Maury Povich show who are not quite sure who the hell the father of their child is (not knowing between two men is bad enough…not knowing between 3-7 men is trifling
3. Thieves, burglars, etc. whose job is to get the stuff that you work hard to buy.
2. People who think they know everything!!
1. Jay on America Next Top Model

@Undeniably Cute

*blank stare*

Anyway I hate when I see girls walking around at the mall like they just came out of a 50 Cent Video in the summer…they legs just be so baby oiled up, they are dripping a trail of it as they are walking through the mall.

Re.. yeah im in a joking mood today… what about those white girls who just because they go with your black brother or male sibling thst try to talk all black and im like look be yourself you wasnt talking like that when you was dating white guys! or the white folks who think because they date black guys all blacks are suppose to sit around and sing ‘we are the world we are the people” just because you got a black one in you dont mean you got black in you. LOL!

or when you work with white people and they think if they quote a rap song or something like katt williams, you will automatically know what it is and say the next part of it with them

@Brianna and Anonymous

Well, I had fun! But I’ve got to finish this work before I leave here…otherwise I’ll have double the load tomorrow (and who wants that on a Friday?)

Enjoy your evening

i hate when folks say “oh i saw you in the store and you didnt speak” duh wtf? if you saw me why the hell you didnt speak? maybe i didnt see you! or folks who knock on your door and you say who is it and they say me… im like me who? but i use to do that myself like they know who me is?

Re… good night luv, have a good evening.. @ BRIANNA what about those white folks on the job who ask you were is leroy today (the black brother who works there too) like you and Leroy sleep in the same bed together! ?????????

Re, Tomorrow is Friday ! LOL.

I am going to the bank myself but I will check the post later because anonymous is too silly !

and yeah, i hate the “me” thing too. Would it kill you to just say your name instead?

And yes, LOL or when they ask you burning questions about black people, like…Why do black people wear weave? Why do they use cocoa butter?? Where do you guys shop??

*and yes I meant to say tomorrow is thursday.

hohum, off to the bank. anonymous keep posting the funny stuff !!

6. B*tches with fat dirty toes and lil dead toenails in flipflops.

*dead*

that ugly ass tattoo on her arm pisses me off

what about when white folks ask you all kinds of personal questions and dont even know you. what about black guys that be out with white women and they wont really look at you but the white women lokks to see if you are looking .. like who really cares? or what about the white girl that comes all up in the black folks parties fuc&ing up the electric slide for everybody, or the white girl who thinks she can dance like a black girl and all she is doing is stripper pole moves! What about folks who talk converstions in the movies or the one who squeezes in past you to sit next to you and theres lots of other seats. What about the fool that parks right next to you and you gotta squeeze out to get out and its a zillion other spaces! ok im done maybe il have some more later.. the boss is lurking!!

It pisses me off that Keisha Cole is pimping her crazy family for BET stacks.

@Kiesha Has A Stank Attitude

That’s a good ass list. I hate that they wear those dollar store plastic looking weaves. I guess it’s not Keyshia’s fault were she comes from but that’s a freeloading, ghetto family.

Keyshia please…

What about mediocre singers with bad attitudes who pimp their family drama for money? That pisses a lot of people who’ve had to deal with Keyshia off!

IF ANYBODY WANTS TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS, THERES A WEBSITE THAT PAYS $0.20-$1.25 OR MORE TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ONLINE. IT TAKES ABOUT 5 MINUTES TO COMPLETE EACH SURVEY AND IT’S FREE TO JOIN!!! IF YOU WANNA SIGN UP JUST TYPE CASHCRATE.COM/887940 IN YOUR WEB ADDRESS BOX AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN!!!!

1.PEOPLE WHO LiVE iN DiRTY HOUSES…
2.SiZE 8w SHOES….(WUTS THE POINT? JUST GETTA 8 1/2)…
3.PEOPLE WHO CONTiNUE TO PUMP GAS EVEN THO THE TANK iZ FULL THEy CONTINUE TO PUMP UNTiL THE TANK OVER FLOWs….
4.GUYS WHO HAVE AN OBSESSiON W/BiG GiRLs…(WEiRDOS)
5.PEOPLE WHO CALL MY JOB AT 4:57pm…3 MiNUTES BEFORE i GET 0FF…
6.TEXT MESSAGE FREAKs….
7.THE W0RD “BOO”
8.WOMEN WHO STiLL USE PUMP iT UP SRAY
9.CHAPPed LiPZ
10.ANd LiSTS…..

HOLLA!!!!!!

|iN MY FRANKIE V0iCE|

@ Brianna…

ROTFLMAO!!!! #2 & #10 are classic!! Hilarious!!! still LMAO!!

@ I’m Wit Ya

I thought somebody would like that list! LOL!! I’m about to get with my #’s 3, 4 ,& 5 in bout 1 hour!

#3 is just gonna be a CD tho…FREE GUCCI!

1. When you hug someone and their hair smells like cheese
__________________________________________

^ the winner. LMAO

Lol @ Kia…Seriously…

they be at Mcdonalds with a spending limit !!

“oh can you take off the cheese of that Big Mac? I can add my own cheese from home.”

LOL

“…Just looks like somebody that that mess to the head.”

Meant to say TAPED that mess to the head.

Janae Said:

She’s got all this money, yet only donated 10k to an Oakland-based youth center? This is after she drove up in her Rolls Royce Phantom. Now I lost all respect for her ass.
——————————————————————————————————

These kind of statements piss me off.

Keyshia didn’t have to donate Shi*.

She mnade her money that she works hard for she is entitled to have 5 phantoms if she choses.

Whenever somebody does a good deed it is always frowned upon by some envious person, by stating they could of done more.

Charity is from the heart. It is not something that you are required to do. Ungrateful simple minded people such as Janae who wrote this trash should be grateful that she is showing concern for the youths in her old community.

What has Janae done for her community? Why don’t you donate half of your paycheck to a youth center?
When you start making a difference in your community then you can criticize someone elses kind gesture.

dark hour glass.. rotfl…. at the comment about the flip flops with the flower on it! what about folks who walk pass you looking a nicotine mess and then turn around and look at you to see if you talkng about them!!!! what about folks who grunt and grumble and rant and moan in a public washroom.. come on now at least have the decency to shyt on the quiet tip!??????

ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!

ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!

does she not have a fan site…….that’s where her lists should be posted.

1 THING THAT PISSES ME OFF ABOUT KEYSHIA IS THAT SHE LET THAT BISCUIT-ASS NICCA JEEZY UP IN THAT…SHE BEEN LOST POINTS FOR THAT

…HOT BROAD—HORRIBLE TASTE IN DUDES NAHMEAN

those things piss me off as well.

Other top 10 lists for Keysh…

1. Dream collabo’s (w/other musicians OR producers)
2. Wish list (if u could have anything in the world)
3. 10 tips for aspiring singers/entertainers
4. 10 biggest surprises since getting famous

These kind of statements piss me off.

Keyshia didn’t have to donate Shi*.

She mnade her money that she works hard for she is entitled to have 5 phantoms if she choses.

Whenever somebody does a good deed it is always frowned upon by some envious person, by stating they could of done more.

Charity is from the heart. It is not something that you are required to do. Ungrateful simple minded people such as Janae who wrote this trash should be grateful that she is showing concern for the youths in her old community.

What has Janae done for her community? Why don’t you donate half of your paycheck to a youth center?
When you start making a difference in your community then you can criticize someone elses kind gesture.
————————————————–

Janae must be a trust fund baby. Keyshia donated a lot more than I could have. She’d make the rest of us look bad if we stood in line behind her trying to donate our little peanuts.

@DARKESTHOURGLASS & Darealwifey

I was pissed and shocked when I read that. I watched her show last night and I thought It was a kind gesture. Keyshia is doing a lot more than I could ever do.

I wouldn’t give Frankie, Elite, and the rest of the cousins a dime. The only person I would would help would be Neffie. They were close before all of the fame, and Neffie needed help.

…now that I know this, life as I once knew it will never be the same…

*rolls eyes*

snark!

.

LOL about the moaning and groaning in the restrooms. The ones with those flip flops w/the flower on it are the main ones with the black crusty toenails. What’s up with chicks patting their wigs/weaves when they itch? I never understood that.
Is it just me but whenever you pull up to the drive thru of a Wendy’s, KFC etc you’ll see brothas in the background there trying to peep through the window to see if they know you. SMH, hot ghetto mess.

Damn well that’s a pretty good list.
Next list should definitely be of things that turn her on about a man. lol

furthermore so what frankie, yvonne cole and Neffie wear weaves and wigs. That is their choice. Maybe they don’t have strong, healthy hair that grows. Women don’t want to walk around with damaged hair. Leave these women alone. It is there personal choice. I can’t stand to see some females with split ends, stunted hair growth, and a bald hairline, speaking of how she don’t need a weave. Yes you do. Please wear one because short, damaged, lifeless hair is a no no.

Them dam mexicans them nicca’s everywhere. In houston there is this jamacan resturant and the cashier,server and cooks are mexican!

VH1 AND ALL THEM NIGGERISH AZZ SHOWS!

That dick she has tattooed on her arm!*roll’n my eyes*

top 5 ways to sell an album being released tuesday Dec 16:

1. Have a reality show about the artist for every his/her album

2. Include the artist dysfunctional family, who kiss the artist’s ass because of his/her money

3. Change the artist hair color every time of a new album

4. The artist should sing the national anthem at Boxing Match while lookin like a 70′s ho

5. John Singleton should produce a movie about the artist life (though the artist is in their mid 20′s and has a reality to show that demonstrates their life already)

Ya’ll are funny..

LOL @ the salvation army making it rain.

i HATE the flower flip flops.

*buurrrpop*

@ Janae

Oh please quit while you are ahead. I don’t like when people criticize a kind gesture. I don’t care if it is 10cents it is her money. When you start donating a portion of your paycheck to charity, then you can criticize how someone can do so much more.

She could of left Oakland and never looked back like a lot of celebrites who come from impoverished neighborhoods.

I don’t care if she makes money like Bill Gates, it is all hers and she can spend it how she choses. She didn’t have to give a second thought to those people in Oakland, but she did because she cares and that says a lot.

When Oprah built that School with her money people criticized that as well. These celebs don’t have to give away shi*t. It is ignorant, simple minded people like Janae that makes them say to hell with everybody.

Might I add, she is doing sooooooooo much more by helping out her family and extended family. She bought neffie a house, car, and takes care of her 4 children, even putting them in private school. She is helping out those other women in her home as well.

NO ONE HAS TO GIVE AWAY THEIR CASH TO HELP OUT WITH CHARITY OR FAMILY.

I know MC HAMMER from Oakland wished he would of kept some of the millions he made by not employing the whole hood when he made it.

When you start volunteering your services to the youths in your community, donating your funds and not just old clothes to the needy then you can critique what someone else does.

K..Cole do your thang gurl……blesses

#4 is some BS, too. Doesn’t she wear furs?

I’d like to see a list of reason’s why she thinks she’s the shyt. Reason’s why she thinks she on Beyonce status. Reason’s why she really thinks she can sing.

Lol @ A SHINY DIME ^^

10 reasons why i shoud care.

Damn, Tony Montana. Your #1 is sooooo true. Thats why I don’t dance wit bastits at the club!!! I don’t know whats going on wit KC but her list is getting violated daily by Neffe and the crew!(except for #6 and #10)

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Kesha I do think that you are trying to save everyone that you know I just pray that you separate your self from trying to be a hand out and be an inspiration due to the fact that it is written why should a woman try to save the world and loose her soul gifts and blessings from the most high

1. chicks who act like they bow-legged and bend the corners.

2. ppl who request to be your friends on fb, ms, or bp just to increase their friend count.

3. ppl who call u, and your voice is already cracky cuz u just woke up, and they ask u what u doing. damnnn, i’m sleep.

4. ppl who speed up when they see u trying to pass them on the highway.

5. racist azz ppl.

6. ppl who will text u and ask what’s up, and then u reply, and they don’t say anything else.

7. ppl who call u back after u just told them that u’ll call them back.

8. when my neighbors play loud azz music in the a.m on the weekends. damn ho, go to bed.

9. when females shave their eyebrows off, only to draw them back on… sharpie?

10. when ppl call your phone back to back asking for the same person, and still got the wrong number. they just wasn’t that into u…

11. when ppl aren’t originally from your hometown and they constantly say i hate it here, we do it like this at home, etc… well take yo azz back home.

12. tiffany pollard…

13. ppl u knew of in school, but never talked to them, but then all of a sudden they send u a friend request on fb, ms, or bp… hmmm. b!#$& i’m not your friend.

14. when ppl let their toddlers get on the phone to talk to u, and u can’t understand a damn thang they saying. dang, did i ask to speak to your baby?

15. guys who think they’re a celebrity and know celebrities, when they really are groupies.

15. when men/ladies hate on each other cuz they’re doing way better than their broke azz.