10 Things That Piss Keyshia Cole Off
Posted By Bossip Staff
Bossip was just sent this list of things that piss Keyshia Cole off. We have no idea why either, but we figured that you would love to know. We think that #1 is hilarious considering the fight night fright that was her sandy brown “church” wig.
And here we go…..
10 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
1. BAD HAIR DAYS
2. LIARS
3. WHEN THINGS DON’T GO AS PLANNED
4. WHEN PEOPLE ARE MEAN, ESPECIALLY TOWARDS ANIMALS
5. STALKERS
6. WHEN PEOPLE DIE OVER NONSENSE
7. WHEN PEOPLE DON’ T LEARN FROM THEIR MISTAKES
8. BEING DISAPPOINTED
9. RUMORS
10. GETTING UP EARLY
Keyshia will be giving us more of these lists in an attempt to let her fans know a little more about her. So, what kind of list would you like to see?
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#1.
she must have been hella *****ed off then, with that awful wig lmao
get over it
DAZ MY GIRL!!!
Her singing and that outfit with that dusty ***** wig should have *****ed her off also…
Her families hair should ***** her off too cause I ain’t neva eva seen any of them with a decent weave or wig.
then she must hate the hell outta Neffe and Frankie, cause them heads be looking through!
I luv Keeshia and all, but she should not have set herself up #1, that wig looked like she borrowed it from a bag lady.
She set the fight off this past weekend. De la Hoya, got served that you ain’t ***** blow. That dress Bossip eff the hair by the end of the morning the wig will be off anyways. Her short dress that night ooh wee. Go Keish go! Can I get a Love part II
#4 is why mike vick is in trouble now…
Well, that was dumb.
What about things like this:
When people wear chunky flip flops
When people’s mothers are ghetto as all hell
When people finish the roll of toilet paper and do not fill it up for the next person
When people’s weaves do not match their normal texture
When fathers/mothers don’t take care of their kids
When someone leaves five drops of orange juice in the carton and puts it back in the fridge
When Bossip posts pictures of Beyonce as many times as Muslims are required to pray
When people wear beige stockings that look like wooden legs
She should be *****ed that she is from such a f*cked up family. If I was related to Neffe and Frankie, I would run very far away – fast. I would also be *****ed that no one in her family has decent wigs/weaves to wear on their heads with all of Keisha’s money she is bring in from BET
10 THINGS THAT ***** ME OFF
1. KEISHA
2. FRANKIE
3. NEFFE
4. KEISHA’S SHOW
5. KEISHA’S WIGS
6. KEISHA’S ATTITUDE
7. HAIR IN THE SINK
8. WHEN I RUN OUT OF PILLS
9. STALKERS
10. LAWDY’S PUSS
I like Re’s list better.
10 things that ***** off Talley-B:
1-9 are Soulja boy
10 is soulja boy’s fan base….
Keisha Cole’s music is nothing more than a modern day, female version of Keith Sweat.
Music is typical and old and her ghetto *****, *****ing up the english language family ain’t nothing but a gang of (sorry for the term) ***** *****es!!!
i love keyshia no homo…. yal dont lik that dress??
Re and Talley B… yall killing me over here. this ***** is hilarious.
John D Hater… excuse me keith sweat was the *****… and , ***** YOU. dont say you sorry for the term and say ***** *****. stupid ***** *****a.
@Talley-B
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
**YAWN**
and Dead @ Re n’ Talley-B
Re… i got one more when you come in the kitchen and catch someone drinking out of the container with their lips instead of getting a cup.. hey i got another one when folks take little items from you like your shavers or lotion items out of your bathroom and say oh i didnt think you would mind! or what about when folks fart and swear up and down you did it or when folks call your phone and say who is this!!!!!!
What made her make out that list? And I have to say the same things in life ***** me off too.
@Anonymous
LOL!!!! OMG, HILARIOUS, and SO true. Do you have an annoying roommate or something? It sounds personal…
10 things that pis me off
1-Having to look at Neffies big ***** ugly lips
2-looking at Kieshas vaneers
3-looking at all of the messed up weave on that show
4-Looking at all of Keishas ugly ghetto family and friends
5-looking at all the ghettoness on her show and in atl and oakland
6-How all of them *****s are living off of Keisha
7-How all of them look horrible on the tv show…go to the salon nd get done up
8–How Frankie acts drugged up and continues to say she is drug free
9–How Nefies kids look to decent to be hers
10–How all the freeloaders BROWN NOSE toward Keisha…hell get out and get your own and stop free loading. what happens when she falls off the charts?
Dang, this girl cant help the family she came from. She is doing the best she can.
Here’s another list:
1. When you hug someone and their hair smells like cheese
2. When you’re pressed to go home and eat some left-overs from the night before, and someone got to it first.
3. When foreigners wear pointy dress shoes
4. Trying to learn the single ladies dance and being unsuccessful
5. Fat “thumb” toes…
6. Men wearing Easter suits to work
7. Men throwing up lots of hand signs in their photos
8. The movie, “Step up to DA streets.”
9. Tyra Banks referring to herself at all times
10. Tyra Banks referring to Chris Webber at all times
Keshia should have said the 10 things that ***** her off is HER Family for 1 – 10
talley b i agree wit u all day long!!! if he come out with more dumb @ss song i dunno what im gonna do…whats his latest bird dance or some $hit…that lil dude has messed up hip hop
I don’t care much for Keisha, but I must admit her show is mildly entertaining. Mostly because of her dysfuncational family members.
But the last show was some bull#@$%. She’s got all this money, yet only donated 10k to an Oakland-based youth center? This is after she drove up in her Rolls Royce Phantom. Now I lost all respect for her *****.
10-5 – MY GHETTO ***** FAMILY
4 – STALKERS
3 – BAD HAIR DAYS
2- GETTING UP EARLY
1 – HAVING TO PAY FOR MY BIG ***** GHETTO FAMILY BECAUSE THESE *****S GONE TAKE ME BACK TO THE POOR HOUSE.
I wonder how much money she has lost in endorsments over those ghetto ***** tats? I saw her in a print add for some black hair lotion. The 1st thing I noticed is that the airbrushed the tats off.
Re… LOL yeah i had one when i was in college back at EIU (Eastern Illinois Univ) and they drove me crazy! plus what about the female who slipped me her number behind my girls back and smiled and grinned in ole girls face/ or how about people who come to your girls baby shower and eat up all the food and all of a sudden got to leave and say oh i got you later what size should i get the baby! LOL!
5 Things that ***** Me Off!
1. Liars
2. Sandra Rose (Ugly ***** b*tch)
3. Musty people
4. Irritating people
5. Slow Drivers!!!
5 Thing that Make me Happy!
1. Money
2. Louis Vuitton
3. Gucci Mane
4. Patron w/lemon squeeze
5. Kush Blunts! LMAO!
what about folks who say “oh come on in the dog wont bite” and this dog is growling at me like no tomorrow.. he got teeth dont he or did he just all of a sudden say oh i dont bite!!!
@Anonymous
LOL! YES I do know about those baby showers. Some people have no integrity. At all. Oh, and my father-in-law STAY drinking out the container…with those damn wet lips…
what about that ignorant driver who i almost caught a case for who cut me off and then when i blew the horn that bytch gave me the finger and was wondering why im blowing my own damn horn that came with myb own damn car when i bought it??????
LMAO….you are tripping today.
How about walking down the street and seeing a dog with no leash or master…
1. The extreme ghettoness that is her family setting black folks back after Obama.
2. Her ghetto family AGAIN and their cheap ***** wigs/weaves. Especially Yvonne Cole and Frankie Lons.
3. The fact that her mother named her sister ‘Nefeteria’ actually that should be number one.
4. The fact that her sister keeps *****ing with
*****s that ain’t worth ***** and wondering why they ain’t stepping up and taking care of their
kids.
5. The fact that she introduced the world to her
ghetto ***** fam in the first place. Bad idea. Keyshia is the most normal out of all of them.
6. The fact that she plays so hard. Your life wasn’t as bad as your siblings. Give it a rest already.
7. That one day your money will be tight so stop buying all those cars and houses for the leeches that are your family members. Put their *****es to work.
8. The fact that birth control wasn’t used to prevent all this in the first place.
9. The fact that Keyshia refuses to find out about her fathers family. I’m sure your white relatives won’t be half as dysfunctional.
10. Keyshias Family. Let’s pray for them.
*Dead* at fat thumb toes!
Keisha Cole could use a good vocal coach. I listened to hear singing the National Anthem for the fight and was very disappointed. What should ***** her off is that she’s being paid to do a job that she doesn’t do very well. . . goes to show that you don’t need very much talent nowadays to get over!
Re… dont think im lying but i got an aunt from Mississippi and she cooks good country food. When she cooks the whole neighborhood finds an excuse to come over and chat but no lie one time she had to go check her pot in the kitchen cause she dont like *****ody sticking their nose all in her food and i swear the kitchen is off from the back door and her neighbors son always leaves out the back/ well my aunt use to say damn my pots seem to be going down and sure nuff she caught him stuffing a ham hock in his jacket pocket.. now come on who can top that?
RE… how about folks with these bad azz kids and they tell you oh he is bi-polar… uh ok what the hell ever happen to crazy?????? This kid comes in your house and trys to jump all over your furniture!!
TIME OUT!
I never really paid attention to Keyshia’s tattoo… Is that a d*ck on her on her arm? My dog is looking at me sideways right now cause I just turned my laptop upside down to take a better look at that tat!
Now I’m a huge fan of “a big juicy”, but it is beyond ghetto to have one tattooed on your arm!
@Re… thought I’d randomly ask you something
Do you ever get those text message/emails about how you need to forward it to 10 people and God’s gonna bless you, or you’ll have good luck?
and am I wrong for deleting each one and cussing people out for sending them?
Just wondering…lol
@Aunt Viv
I call those “hitchhiking” toes
@Anonymous
You win…I died laughing…ham hocks? Lol..
I guess we have a lot in common. Those are the same things that *****es me off too.
What about crack head ***** mama’s that think they 20 year old and free loading famliy memebers
10 THINGS THAT ***** ME OFF:
1. When I see young guys these days faking as “Thugs”, but they have to be in by 10.
2. When people don’t clean the tub when they’re done.
3. People who cut you off or speed by you, and end up at the same damn stop light.
4. Overgrown children with pacifiers.
5. The phrase “No Homo”.
6. The word “Swagger”. It’s as overused as a word can be.
7. The fact that we pay income taxes, but there is NO written law sating that we must pay them.
8. When I get popcorn stuck in my teeth.
9. It still gets to me that people celebrate 6 month ANNIVERSARIES… Oxymoron.
10. When I go to get something to eat and ask if anyone wants anything, they say no. Then when I get home, they want some of MY stuff.
@Nina Knows
YES! The ones that say, “God loves you. Send this to 10 people or you will die.”
It’s so contradictory. And I delete every single one of them…but it just keeps on coming…
baby diapers in the parking lot,
@michele…
your #9 was really *****ed up. Whoever her daddy is, (cause *****ody really knows)… still *****ED frankie, so how “better” off could she be.
@pm
Lol! I saw a baby diaper on top of a public trash can once…somehow the person was too lazy to just put it INSIDE the trash can.
RE.
1. When you hug someone and their hair smells like cheese
I’m guessing here,…. but were they white?
@Nina Knows
LOL @ you “just guessing.” Well, actually it’s one particular person I know of who’s hair smells. It’s always looking like it’s in between a relaxer, and missed several much needed hair washes. Dandruff everywhere, and greasy.
I think you can guess from there
Re…
okay what about when you get around to check your voicemail and all you hear is “hey its me, call me back” you knew that much by the missed call icon on your phone. leave a damn message saying something. Actually those are the people who I actully ignored and pressed silent, it wasnt really a “missed” call…. lol
I always have to hold my breath to hug her. She’s a nice girl, but…*flaring nostrils* it’s very real…
@Nina Knows
Hahaha, I know about those. Or those who send you a text message (whom you haven’t gotten back to yet), and they call 15 minutes later and say, “Have you got my message yet?”
Top 10 places for awful tattoo removal. That one is just gross…
or people who get in your car and leave they trash behind… ooh that ***** will make you wanna beat some *****.
and kids who leave finger prints in your windows and make your whole car look dirty.
OR, when you’re getting in someone elses car, and they say, “Hold on” and start cleaning out the back seat.
( Find that annoying. The backseat is not a storage compartment)
@Nina Knows
Lol, alrighty, I don’t want to turn into the Bossipers who talk all day (although we actually stuck to the topic)…I’m going to take a break…
HAHAHAHA
Jokes for dayzzz on this page
Props to Tally B, Re, Nina Knows n MICHELE
Keisha cole = SAD + BORED
If she really did make this list.
nothing unique about what she named, i mean, i like Keyshia, but all the ***** she mentioned is common and i really dont know ANYBODY who likes any of that *****! thought she was gonna say something like it *****es her off when her peas and mash potatoes touch on the same plate or something! i mean something like it *****es her off when they use all the toothpaste and she has to cut open the bottom in order to brush her teeth…….
@Nina Knows It was a joke you know hee hee? ***** I said won’t be half as dysfunctional meaning they could possibly be messed up too. Anyway I meant no harm by it. She’s a decent person anyway. It’s all love. She got out of a bad situation and doing good for herself and trying her best to help her family. No disrespect.
i agree with all 10 from her list- be easy on her- we have never walked in her shoes before
She needs to retire. I don’t believe she sends a good message to females, young females especially. Yes her story is inspiring but her music along with the immature message and image she sends and portrays is a turn off for many guys like me.
lmao @ all the lists…
what about that ignorant driver who i almost caught a case for who cut me off and then when i blew the horn that bytch gave me the finger and was wondering why im blowing my own damn horn that came with myb own damn car when i bought it??????
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lmfaooo I hate that ***** when people flick u off when u blow the horn cuz they did somethin wrong…SMH!
3. When foreigners wear pointy dress shoes
4. Trying to learn the single ladies dance and being unsuccessful
5. Fat “thumb” toes…
6. Men wearing Easter suits to work
^^that mess killed me.
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if anyone cares… my list is:
1. When white people can’t control their kids in Wal-Mart
2. When people go to a fast food restaurant and order a million things and don’t have enough $$ to pay for it, so they start cancelling ***** off their bill.
3. In college libraries and you really need to use the computer …and someone is on BOSSIP or FACEBOOK.
4. When you are out somewhere on a weekend, and people are walking past you but yelling…usually right in your ear.
5. Flavor of Love broads
6. When you see people leaving a bathroom stall & they didn’t wash their hands…but they damn sure fix their hair.
7. When in a clothing store someone hangs something on a hanger wrong so when you pick it up, the piece of clothing falls on the floor, and you gotta pick it up.
8. People in malls who go so hard to sell me that nail buffer or a flat iron or T-Mobile
9. People who smile a lot and have plaque in their teeth. YUCK.
10. When people say something ridiculous and expect you to agree. (A girl at work said she hates it “when she sits on the toilet seat and it is cold”…And all I could say was….Oh….)
lol ya’ll crazy..leave my keyshia alone, i luvz her!
I think Keyshia is really trying hard to be a decent person after growing up in a disfunctional environment. I give her props for trying to keep her family together, even though they are ghetto as hell. One day she is going to meet Mr. Right and the family will then have to play second behind her and him. It is going to have to be a seriously stong black man to deal with this drama coming from her family.
Why does Keisha keep sounding like a desperate ***** woman in all he music. I don’t like her writing skills. I just heard the latest single. She writes from desperation & fear of losing a man over the joy of having one. Keisha’s lyrics remind me of Shirly Murdock.
I wanna play!
10 things that ***** off 6am:
10. fat *****es who call themselves thick.
9. babymommas in the mall who dont watch their children, then cuss them out publicly when they do something wrong.
8. nappy ***** blonde, brunette, red, blue or purple weaves, do you have to advertise that you’re ghetto?
7. N*ggas with their pants below their *****es, saggin’ is ok but *****ody wants to see the bottom of your sh*t stained drawers.
6. B*tches with fat dirty toes and lil dead toenails in flipflops.
5. N*ggas who walk around with their life savings in their pockets ready to flash it at the club.
4. Keyshia Coles ghetto ***** family (who Ive met)
3. Keyshia Coles ghetto ***** family on TV for the world to see.
2. $5,000 rims on $500 cars (deep south sh*t) but you cant buy diapers for your kid.
1. Deep south rap, I’ll say it once, I’ll say it a thousand times, you deep south n*ggas have taken an artform and dumbed it down to the point where only other extremely ignorant n*ggas and n*ggettes can listen to that sh*t, have you ever picked up a book?
Love 6am
6:am what about a nicca who front they got minutes on they phone and hold it up to their ear and be talking to every tom ***** and harry and you say let me make a call and ***** it and find on they dont have no damn service.. frontin azz niccas!
brianna… i got a good one what about those idiots who feel it is ok to pull out a hanky and blow they damn snotty azz nose in a restaurant while im eating my food and all of a sudden my soup looks like snot.. them dumb azzes!
LMAO @ all of a sudden my soup looks like SNOT.
you got me with that one, Anonymous.
I hate in a restaurant when people clean tables around me…spraying sanitizer and whatnots while I’m eating…my food being splashed around with Windex…
and what about.. im standing line and this dumb azz white man is in front of me/ all of a sudden this bytch backs up right on my damn toe instead of looking before you back up like dont you have sense enough to know this is a line fool and then the bytch had the nerve to look at me like i bumped his dumb nasty butt, hell i was trying to back away from the fool he looked like he smelled!lol
LOL, i don’t care about her sandy brown church lady wig, because she can still sang. Wig or not. Keisha is adorable, I enjoy watching her spread her wings like a butterfly. I just hope her family and personal struggles don’t lead her into any serious addiction problems. Keisha is raw like Mary J Blige was when she first started out…and I’m looking forward to seeing good things from Ms. Cole despite that wig incident. Once I wore a wig on vacation…I went jet skiing, I’m sure you know what happened next. No more wigs for me…not my thing. I prefer wearing my own hair. Keisha’s hair doesn’t appear to be damaged.
Great list keisha. 3things that ***** me off… 1. Drunks 2.People who lack a personality of their own. 3. No money in my bank account
Lol. There are a lot of things that ***** you off !
brianna… you hate that too.. damn dont you hate it when these fools come sweeping around your feet while you eating and mopping and shyt.. im like get the ***** outta here and mop this bytch when aint *****ody in here… throwing dirt***** around my pasta!!rotflmao!!!!!!!!
@Its6am
LMAO @ your number 6…
@Its6am
LMAO @ your number 6…
@Brianna
LOL @ “5. Flavor of Love broads”
dman brianna.. i could be in here all day keeping you laughing cause im a picky person and what about that women that keeps slinging her hair out of her face with her fingers and coughing with out covering… put your hand over your mouth and it will help the solution in the words of the staple singers!!
Re and brianna ….. what about that friend that talks about everybody and trys to hide it and shes kicking the mess out of your foot under the table or that person who knows you are talking about they kinfolk and they let you keep *****g then then they say oh thats my brother you talking about. So now i make it a habit to say is so and so any kin to any body in these b! LOL!
@Anonymous
LOL!!!! You still in here crackin jokes!
Oh…Lol with the hair!! I hate when you are in line and women flip their hair and be putting in ponytails…or whatever. But the hair sure be hitting you in the face.
SMH. i dont want your lice caught in my eye.
How about, you tell your friend, “Don’t look, but…” and you tell them something about someone, and they point and say, “Who, him?”
who cares!
@ Kia
I like your top 5 like em list
I am laughing TOO hard over here !!
The next ten questions they should ask need to be about Jeezy, & will they ever get back together. I thought they were perfect for each other.
My list..
10. chicks that are dark as night with a blonde weave
9. Lincoln navigators and escalades parked in the project parking lot which is only for people who live there so they got 100 dollar rent with a 1000 dollar car note!
8. Females that suck their teeth at every little thing
7. Females that speak like they were raised by animals, pick up a damn book and learn the english language!
6. Loud ***** ghetto chicks on the train that don’t have enough sense to know they are embarr*****ing themselves
5. Soulja boy, bow wow, lil mama, and every rappers whose name starts with young (jeezy is an exception) when they are pushin 40!
4. The corny ***** people that replaced miss jones in the morning on hot 97…wtf is that *****? My new yorkers know what I’m talkin about
3. When people borrow your car and say don’t worry i’ll put gas and they put 5 dollars when gas is 3-4 dollars a gallon…that ***** was ok in 1995 but the same rules don’t apply in 2008!
2. When people drink something, put the cup in the sink when they’re done, then want something else to drink and get a new cup, then put that cup back in the sink, etc…
1. When people block the doorways on the train and you gotta push to get out the door, then they wanna get mad cuz they got pushed…***** outta here!
6. Loud ***** ghetto chicks on the train that don’t have enough sense to know they are embarr*****ing themselves
@ playboy LMAO…!
and then you try to be polite to people of other races and they are not having it !!
2. When people drink something, put the cup in the sink when they’re done, then want something else to drink and get a new cup, then put that cup back in the sink, etc…
GOOD ONE!
I’D LIKE KEYSH TELL US WHO HER LAST TEN BOYFRIENDS NAMES ARE…LOL
ALSO…EVEYBODY ON HERE TALKING ABOUT GHETTO. UNLESS THE DUPONT ESTATE IS MILES EAST OF YOU WITH THE SWANSONS MILES LEFT OF YOU, I CAN *****URE YOU THAT WHERE YOU LIVE IS THE GHETTO AS WELL. THX.
No comment on the above.
10. Grown people sucking their thumb
9. Going to the grocery store and seeing men throwing all this stuff (crab legs, steak etc.) in the cart and the women pulling out there state card to pay for it while he stands back looking sheepish.
8. Mean and angry fast food service workers.
7. People who almost cause accidents while on the cell phone driving.
6. Idris Elba for not marrying me.
5. Parents who call their kids horrible names
4. Women on the Maury Povich show who are not quite sure who the hell the father of their child is (not knowing between two men is bad enough…not knowing between 3-7 men is trifling
3. Thieves, burglars, etc. whose job is to get the stuff that you work hard to buy.
2. People who think they know everything!!
1. Jay on America Next Top Model
@Undeniably Cute
*blank stare*
Yeah i must say, i watched the fight and i was just confused as to what was on her head. It didtn even look like she combed it or put any oil sheen on that thang. I love Keyshia Cole i love her songs and her down to earth personality, but what i feel the complete opposite about is that wig! Ke Ke you have came up girl, i know you are not broke, hell, i’m broke and even with that being said, i would never rock a wig like that. I sound like some hater, but please belive me i’m not. I love my girl. She been taking too many hair tips from Frankie and Neffe.
Anyway I hate when I see girls walking around at the mall like they just came out of a 50 Cent Video in the summer…they legs just be so baby oiled up, they are dripping a trail of it as they are walking through the mall.
Re.. yeah im in a joking mood today… what about those white girls who just because they go with your black brother or male sibling thst try to talk all black and im like look be yourself you wasnt talking like that when you was dating white guys! or the white folks who think because they date black guys all blacks are suppose to sit around and sing ‘we are the world we are the people” just because you got a black one in you dont mean you got black in you. LOL!
or when you work with white people and they think if they quote a rap song or something like katt williams, you will automatically know what it is and say the next part of it with them
@Brianna and Anonymous
Well, I had fun! But I’ve got to finish this work before I leave here…otherwise I’ll have double the load tomorrow (and who wants that on a Friday?)
Enjoy your evening
i hate when folks say “oh i saw you in the store and you didnt speak” duh wtf? if you saw me why the hell you didnt speak? maybe i didnt see you! or folks who knock on your door and you say who is it and they say me… im like me who? but i use to do that myself like they know who me is?
Re… good night luv, have a good evening.. @ BRIANNA what about those white folks on the job who ask you were is leroy today (the black brother who works there too) like you and Leroy sleep in the same bed together! ?????????
Re, Tomorrow is Friday ! LOL.
I am going to the bank myself but I will check the post later because anonymous is too silly !
and yeah, i hate the “me” thing too. Would it kill you to just say your name instead?
And yes, LOL or when they ask you burning questions about black people, like…Why do black people wear weave? Why do they use cocoa butter?? Where do you guys shop??
*and yes I meant to say tomorrow is thursday.
hohum, off to the bank. anonymous keep posting the funny stuff !!
@ Re
I loved your reasons, that was funny as hell, but the truth.
I have a few things that ***** me off too.
1.) Chicks who will step out the house fresh 2 death while their kids only own 3 sleepers.
2.) Dudes who stunt in thier fly rides, but still live at home with mama
3.) Dudes who ride around in broke down hoopties with top of the line Bose speakers in them. The hole nieghborhood dont need to hear what you got on the radio
4.) Broads who get all cute, just to go to a damn club an fight
5.) Chicks who let their kids beg for stuff. You know how it be when you’re not trying to tell the little one no..maybe his mama should!
6.) Dudes who try to get at you, and at the first sign of rejection, you a “*****”
7.) Dirty stoves with caked up grease, how am i supposed to cook on that?!
8.) Dirty microwaves with old hard food from, yesteryear.
9.) When a person continues to insist that it’s cool to eat food or drink something that is past the due date. “Chile it’s only been 3 days, that bread aint bad.”
10.) Last but not least..when black people act like we were just released from slavery last week. College isnt for everybody, no. But common sense is.
6. B*tches with fat dirty toes and lil dead toenails in flipflops.
*dead*
that ugly ***** tattoo on her arm *****es me off
what about when white folks ask you all kinds of personal questions and dont even know you. what about black guys that be out with white women and they wont really look at you but the white women lokks to see if you are looking .. like who really cares? or what about the white girl that comes all up in the black folks parties fuc&ing up the electric slide for everybody, or the white girl who thinks she can dance like a black girl and all she is doing is stripper pole moves! What about folks who talk converstions in the movies or the one who squeezes in past you to sit next to you and theres lots of other seats. What about the fool that parks right next to you and you gotta squeeze out to get out and its a zillion other *****es! ok im done maybe il have some more later.. the boss is lurking!!
It *****es me off that Keisha Cole is pimping her crazy family for BET stacks.
@Kiesha Has A Stank Attitude
That’s a good ***** list. I hate that they wear those dollar store plastic looking weaves. I guess it’s not Keyshia’s fault were she comes from but that’s a freeloading, ghetto family.
Keyshia please…
What about mediocre singers with bad attitudes who pimp their family drama for money? That *****es a lot of people who’ve had to deal with Keyshia off!
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1.PEOPLE WHO LiVE iN DiRTY HOUSES…
2.SiZE 8w SHOES….(WUTS THE POINT? JUST GETTA 8 1/2)…
3.PEOPLE WHO CONTiNUE TO PUMP GAS EVEN THO THE TANK iZ FULL THEy CONTINUE TO PUMP UNTiL THE TANK OVER FLOWs….
4.GUYS WHO HAVE AN OBSESSiON W/BiG GiRLs…(WEiRDOS)
5.PEOPLE WHO CALL MY JOB AT 4:57pm…3 MiNUTES BEFORE i GET 0FF…
6.TEXT MESSAGE FREAKs….
7.THE W0RD “BOO”
8.WOMEN WHO STiLL USE PUMP iT UP SRAY
9.CHAPPed LiPZ
10.ANd LiSTS…..
HOLLA!!!!!!
|iN MY FRANKIE V0iCE|
@ Brianna…
ROTFLMAO!!!! #2 & #10 are cl*****ic!! Hilarious!!! still LMAO!!
@ I’m Wit Ya
I thought somebody would like that list! LOL!! I’m about to get with my #’s 3, 4 ,& 5 in bout 1 hour!
#3 is just gonna be a CD tho…FREE GUCCI!
1. When you hug someone and their hair smells like cheese
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^ the winner. LMAO
Lol @ Kia…Seriously…
they be at Mcdonalds with a spending limit !!
“oh can you take off the cheese of that Big Mac? I can add my own cheese from home.”
what about black guys that be out with white women and they wont really look at you but the white women lokks to see if you are looking .. like who really cares?———————————————————
if you really wanna through them off, smile and be nice at them for no reason
I hate being near someone or waiting in line by people who are musty or smell like *****.
I hate when smokers throw out their lit cigarettes out the car window when you’re driving right behind them. Whatever happened to ashtrays!!
I hate when a sista wears nothing but weaves and never sports her own hair. It’ll be cheap plastic ***** weaves at that.
I hate when black people talk loud, perid. Or when white folks don’t talk loud enough and you can’t understand what they’re saying.
When people act surprised to see a black chick with a mixed child. She *****ed a white or Latin guy imagine that.
Sistas wearing the cheap flip flops with the flower in the front
Sistas wearing wrap scarves/satin caps on their heads at Wal-Mart. Some of them are even too lazy to take the rollers out.
Cashier who bite/nibble on their fingernails before they ring up your order. Sometimes I’ll go to another cashier if I can.
[...] 10 things that ***** Keyshia Cole off | Bossip [...]
LOL
Hmmm…ten things that ***** me off:
1. Weaves that are just glued to the top of the head with no effort to even cover the tracks. Just looks like somebody that that mess to the head.
2. People who get fronts put in over really bad teeth, and never remove them. It’s like adding dirty diapers to hot garbage.
3. Braids thast need to get re-done. If you are going to wear them, take care of them – you are not fooling anyone into thinking they are baby dreads.
3. Women with nails too long, and then try to handle food and money. You know that they are wiping *****es with these decrepit fingers, and the crud is built up under these nails.
4. Extreme obesity all wrapped up in Spandex. We get it…you are proud to be “thick and lovely”, but I don’t want ot be near you when the flabulanche happens after the Spandex just snaps.
5. Driving really stupid while trying to hold a conversation on your cell. It’s bad enough you are on the phone, but you can’t turn around, steer, use your signals, and still maneuver correctly. PUT THE DAMN PHONE DOWN OR GET A HEADSET!!!
6. Pocketbook dogs. ‘Nuff said.
7. Chia Pets. There is no purpose for these and should be banned from being given as Christmas gifts (I know from personal experience).
8. Mental midgets who drive too slow in the left lane. That lane is for p*****ing and moving quickly. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
9. De-caffeinated coffee made in a pot for caffeinated coffee. I know when I have been had, and it just makes me smash *****.
10. Other people’s bad-*****ed kids running in your house. Do not look at me when your precious baby bumps his or her nugget on my furniture, I don’t have kids so I don’t have to be child-proof.
That felt good…
“…Just looks like somebody that that mess to the head.”
Meant to say TAPED that mess to the head.
*Newsflash* BG reporting live from my office!
THAT ***** *****ES EVERYONE OFF KEYSHIA!
Janae Said:
She’s got all this money, yet only donated 10k to an Oakland-based youth center? This is after she drove up in her Rolls Royce Phantom. Now I lost all respect for her *****.
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These kind of statements ***** me off.
Keyshia didn’t have to donate Shi*.
She mnade her money that she works hard for she is entitled to have 5 phantoms if she choses.
Whenever somebody does a good deed it is always frowned upon by some envious person, by stating they could of done more.
Charity is from the heart. It is not something that you are required to do. Ungrateful simple minded people such as Janae who wrote this trash should be grateful that she is showing concern for the youths in her old community.
What has Janae done for her community? Why don’t you donate half of your paycheck to a youth center?
When you start making a difference in your community then you can criticize someone elses kind gesture.
dark hour gl*****.. rotfl…. at the comment about the flip flops with the flower on it! what about folks who walk p***** you looking a nicotine mess and then turn around and look at you to see if you talkng about them!!!! what about folks who grunt and grumble and rant and moan in a public washroom.. come on now at least have the decency to shyt on the quiet tip!??????
ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER GOOD LIST COULD BE 10 THINGS THAT SHE REGRETS!!!!!!!!!!
does she not have a fan site…….that’s where her lists should be posted.
1 THING THAT *****ES ME OFF ABOUT KEYSHIA IS THAT SHE LET THAT BISCUIT-***** NICCA JEEZY UP IN THAT…SHE BEEN LOST POINTS FOR THAT
THEN HE TURNS DOWN HER MARRIAGE PROPOSAL…MORE POINTS OFF YO!
…HOT BROAD—HORRIBLE TASTE IN DUDES NAHMEAN
those things ***** me off as well.
Other top 10 lists for Keysh…
1. Dream collabo’s (w/other musicians OR producers)
2. Wish list (if u could have anything in the world)
3. 10 tips for aspiring singers/entertainers
4. 10 biggest surprises since getting famous
Speak on it, Shante’! People who ain’t got ***** always trying to judge how much OTHER PEOPLE should give of their money. $10K ain’t a lot until it’s YOUR money. $10K is a helluva lot of money, PLUS, Keyshia’s biggest charity is her damn family. She got people coming out the woodworks trying to live off her.
These kind of statements ***** me off.
Keyshia didn’t have to donate Shi*.
She mnade her money that she works hard for she is entitled to have 5 phantoms if she choses.
Whenever somebody does a good deed it is always frowned upon by some envious person, by stating they could of done more.
Charity is from the heart. It is not something that you are required to do. Ungrateful simple minded people such as Janae who wrote this trash should be grateful that she is showing concern for the youths in her old community.
What has Janae done for her community? Why don’t you donate half of your paycheck to a youth center?
When you start making a difference in your community then you can criticize someone elses kind gesture.
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Janae must be a trust fund baby. Keyshia donated a lot more than I could have. She’d make the rest of us look bad if we stood in line behind her trying to donate our little peanuts.
@DARKESTHOURGL***** & Darealwifey
I was *****ed and shocked when I read that. I watched her show last night and I thought It was a kind gesture. Keyshia is doing a lot more than I could ever do.
I wouldn’t give Frankie, Elite, and the rest of the cousins a dime. The only person I would would help would be Neffie. They were close before all of the fame, and Neffie needed help.
…now that I know this, life as I once knew it will never be the same…
*rolls eyes*
snark!
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LOL about the moaning and groaning in the restrooms. The ones with those flip flops w/the flower on it are the main ones with the black crusty toenails. What’s up with chicks patting their wigs/weaves when they itch? I never understood that.
Is it just me but whenever you pull up to the drive thru of a Wendy’s, KFC etc you’ll see brothas in the background there trying to peep through the window to see if they know you. SMH, hot ghetto mess.
AMEN CHANTE. *****s be acting like they going down to the salvation army making it rain
Damn well that’s a pretty good list.
Next list should definitely be of things that turn her on about a man. lol
furthermore so what frankie, yvonne cole and Neffie wear weaves and wigs. That is their choice. Maybe they don’t have strong, healthy hair that grows. Women don’t want to walk around with damaged hair. Leave these women alone. It is there personal choice. I can’t stand to see some females with split ends, stunted hair growth, and a bald hairline, speaking of how she don’t need a weave. Yes you do. Please wear one because short, damaged, lifeless hair is a no no.
1. *****fucca’s writing CHECKS, holding the line up
,to pay for *****!
2. Musty aZZ people.
3. Nicca’s try’n to wash my windshield at the stop
light.
4. When you go out on the town and all yo friend
brings is 10$. *broke stay at home*
5. Churches fried chicken *greasy as hell*
6. woman with a tatto on her neck.
7. Lesbians *ones that look like nicca’s*
8. When I see my momma’s pastor in his Benz
and she got a honda.
9. Nicca’s doing that crunk dance!
10. When people tell me beyonce can sing.
*Honorable mention*
Stank weave!
ME HMMMMMM
10.loose weave all over my bed and bathroom sink.
9.when females take a *****,whipe them selves and leave tissue in the toilet.(just flush it)
8.when white people say,dude im not racist my best friend is black.
7.some new ***** about beyonce or rhianna on bossip every damn day.
6.old people’s driving
5.people who come to my place,make a mess and dont clean up after them selfs.
4.when i burn with someone and their bis ***** lips soaks the blunt.
3.when big girls wear *****ty ***** to the club.
2.people who talk so damn much when im high.
1.waitin on line for people buying lotto
Them dam mexicans them nicca’s everywhere. In houston there is this jamacan resturant and the cashier,server and cooks are mexican!
VH1 AND ALL THEM *****ISH AZZ SHOWS!
That ***** she has tattooed on her arm!*roll’n my eyes*
top 5 ways to sell an album being released tuesday Dec 16:
1. Have a reality show about the artist for every his/her album
2. Include the artist dysfunctional family, who kiss the artist’s ***** because of his/her money
3. Change the artist hair color every time of a new album
4. The artist should sing the national anthem at Boxing Match while lookin like a 70’s ho
5. John Singleton should produce a movie about the artist life (though the artist is in their mid 20’s and has a reality to show that demonstrates their life already)
Ya’ll are funny..
LOL @ the salvation army making it rain.
i HATE the flower flip flops.
She look sexy as ***** in the picture. I’d pipe with great vengence.
@ Shante
Okay we get it, you love you some Keisha Cole. Do you have any idea how much money she makes off the albums, endorsements, tv shows, public appearances, etc? Millions of dollars a year. 10k ain’t ***** for her. It’s like a penny.
She can buy whatever she wants, as it is her money. And I applaud her efforts to help the community, but baby please, 10k won’t even pay for one staff member to run the programs for the kids. She could do so much more.
And I do help my community as much as I can, but I don’t make millions like Keisha.
Damn, some of ya’ll are so brainwashed by these celebrities, thinkin they God almighty.
*buurrrpop*
Ten things that ***** off 1TruDiva–
1. When I do #2 and it the water splashes on my butt.
2. People who sit in the back of me at the movies and bump my seat.
3. When the chinese reastaurant only gives me two sweet and sour sauces even when I order a boatload of shrimp fried rice.
4. People that swear–”me no speaky the engliss”
5. Little girls in WalMart with prom dresses and cowboy boots.
6. The lil mu*****ka that stole my windchimes!
7. The other lil mu*****ka that turned on my water hose and left it running.
8. The lady up the street with all those damn Christmas decorations.
9. People who stand over me and read my e-mails.
10. People who let their children answer the telephone.
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I struggled with placing…
People who need a fill-in and it’s obvious that they do.
Press on toe nails.
People who buy a #1 value meal, super size it then order a diet soda.
My corn on my left pinky toe!
In my top ten!!!!
@ Janae
Oh please quit while you are ahead. I don’t like when people criticize a kind gesture. I don’t care if it is 10cents it is her money. When you start donating a portion of your paycheck to charity, then you can criticize how someone can do so much more.
She could of left Oakland and never looked back like a lot of celebrites who come from impoverished neighborhoods.
I don’t care if she makes money like Bill Gates, it is all hers and she can spend it how she choses. She didn’t have to give a second thought to those people in Oakland, but she did because she cares and that says a lot.
When Oprah built that School with her money people criticized that as well. These celebs don’t have to give away shi*t. It is ignorant, simple minded people like Janae that makes them say to hell with everybody.
Might I add, she is doing sooooooooo much more by helping out her family and extended family. She bought neffie a house, car, and takes care of her 4 children, even putting them in private school. She is helping out those other women in her home as well.
NO ONE HAS TO GIVE AWAY THEIR CASH TO HELP OUT WITH CHARITY OR FAMILY.
I know MC HAMMER from Oakland wished he would of kept some of the millions he made by not employing the whole hood when he made it.
When you start volunteering your services to the youths in your community, donating your funds and not just old clothes to the needy then you can critique what someone else does.
K..Cole do your thang gurl……blesses
#4 is some BS, too. Doesn’t she wear furs?
I’d like to see a list of reason’s why she thinks she’s the shyt. Reason’s why she thinks she on Beyonce status. Reason’s why she really thinks she can sing.
10. P. Diddy’s grimey ***** taking ppl from nowhere letting them make 1 album droppin them, and barring them from recordin w/anybody but bad boy for 10 yrs.
9. dudes who claim they “conscious” about progress and integrity in their ppl but will get with anything without a *****.
8. People who come up to my job and spend 25 minutes reading the whole paper at the desk and leave the paper there. just take it and get outta my face.
7. Beyonce stans. ya’ll are the reason ppl get so tired of her. That ***** is not paying your bills. Ya’ll be ready to go to war for her!
6. The government giving single mothers w/1 kid $500 a month in food stamps and i cant get a shiny dime. I feed 3 people WELL on about $300 a month. Dont make no dayum sense.
5. Teenagers w/ neck and hand tattoos. Kiss any job over $13/hr goodbye forever…
4. Ratty old weave/baby ponytails that are like a half inch of hair. Not when a good wig is only $30. theres no reason for it.
3. after a dude make it rain in the club, the BIT AZZ MEN who pick up money off the dance floor with all the females and try to sneak like people dont see them.
2. People who think its ok that their 14 year old dresses like shes going to the club. The only people in high school wearin pumps should be the teachers.
1. When you dance with a guy at the club ONCE and he thinks you are permanently joined at the hip for the rest of the night.
Lol @ A SHINY DIME ^^
@ Shante
Damn, you really feelin Keisha that much, huh? If she saw you in the street, Keisha would probably brush right past your stalker *****.
And I already said I applaud Keisha for trying to help the community, but b*tch please, she *****es more than 10k a day. Think about what you said, Oprah opened an entire school, among other charitable donations, and I give her much respect. Keisha gets no love because she’s being stingy with the youth.
As far as Keisha helping her family, that’s nice but that’s what family is supposed to do. If they take advantage, than that’s her fault.
And for the last time, I do give money to organizations in my community. And I have volunteered and worked at non-profit youth organizations before, and I loved it. You don’t know ***** about me, so kick rocks and go back to masturbating over ol’ girl’s picture, you stalker b*tch.
10 reasons why i shoud care.
yall are a trip on here. especially miss Shante and Janae. Someone could give me ten thousand and i would be happy. But on the real tip, alot of her money is kind of going to her family. Did you see the last episode where she took all of them to Trinidad. Regardless of anything, that is not cheap. Their was even an episode where her financial advisor told her she need to start focusing more on herself. I understand you Janae, but on the comment about that being her responsibility to look out for her family and take care of them. Uh no it’s not. Dont get it twisted, if you make it big, hell yeah you keep family in mind, but Keyshia has been in the game for a while now, and if they havent conjured up some sort of hustle\trade from the finances that she has been dishing them, then that’s their fault. Oprah and Keyshia are not even on the same lattitude. She’s a damn billionaire. Maybe we couldve used beyonce. Did anyone know that she donated her salary from Cadillac Records to some organization in Houston, Tx to benefit the Hurricane Ike victims. Even though the movie couldve been alot better, it was still a good cause. There is only one thing that i have against the rich and famous. To those who spend without limits on things that are sinfully too expensive, like J Lo paying 2 million dollars a piece for baby cribs. Then you see them on the news and thier houses are going in foreclosure, their albums flop, the box office sales plummet, car re-po’s. Sad. Makes you wonder who really has it and who doesnt. Rambling…..Sorry
Damn, Tony Montana. Your #1 is sooooo true. Thats why I don’t dance wit bas***** at the club!!! I don’t know whats going on wit KC but her list is getting violated daily by Neffe and the crew!(except for #6 and #10)
[...] is in a sharing mood and we received another exclusive list for the same reason the last one was sent. With this list of the 10 things Keyshia Cole looks for in men, you fellas [...]
**My top ten** (in no order)
10. When someone is in your way and u politely say excuse me and they still dont get the hell out the way!
9. when you talking to ONE person and a million OTHER PEOPLE looking in yo face!
8. When girls claim they in love even though their boyfriend treat them like *****!
7. being around animals and bad smells while im trying to eat!
6. homophobic people!
5.someone who smells bad but wants to stand all close to you tryna talk to you!
4.lazy people who want more than they deserve!
3. people who dont know when to stop!
2.long impossible tests!
1. people who will do anything for attention!
Kesha I do think that you are trying to save everyone that you know I just pray that you separate your self from trying to be a hand out and be an inspiration due to the fact that it is written why should a woman try to save the world and loose her soul gifts and blessings from the most high
1. chicks who act like they bow-legged and bend the corners.
2. ppl who request to be your friends on fb, ms, or bp just to increase their friend count.
3. ppl who call u, and your voice is already cracky cuz u just woke up, and they ask u what u doing. damnnn, i’m sleep.
4. ppl who speed up when they see u trying to p***** them on the highway.
5. racist azz ppl.
6. ppl who will text u and ask what’s up, and then u reply, and they don’t say anything else.
7. ppl who call u back after u just told them that u’ll call them back.
8. when my neighbors play loud azz music in the a.m on the weekends. damn ho, go to bed.
9. when females shave their eyebrows off, only to draw them back on… sharpie?
10. when ppl call your phone back to back asking for the same person, and still got the wrong number. they just wasn’t that into u…
11. when ppl aren’t originally from your hometown and they constantly say i hate it here, we do it like this at home, etc… well take yo azz back home.
12. tiffany pollard…
13. ppl u knew of in school, but never talked to them, but then all of a sudden they send u a friend request on fb, ms, or bp… hmmm. b!#$& i’m not your friend.
14. when ppl let their toddlers get on the phone to talk to u, and u can’t understand a damn thang they saying. dang, did i ask to speak to your baby?
15. guys who think they’re a celebrity and know celebrities, when they really are groupies.
15. when men/ladies hate on each other cuz they’re doing way better than their broke azz.