Jet Magazine Cover: Beyonce

Posted on December 11th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Beyonce, News, Spotted

Posted by Bossip Staff

Beyonce

Yeah, it’s a loose fitting outfit, but it sure as hell looks like Beyonce has a belly poking out of that thang, baby in it or not. Take off your “stan glasses” for a moment and speak your piece as to whether this chick’s stomach is on swole.

More pics of Bey leaving her hotel to tape Star Academy in Paris up under the hood…

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Beyonce

Images via WENN and Splash

  • [B]

    1st

  • Holla

    Beauty of a “lifetime” nottheweek is on the Front Cover…

  • CGJ

    This is just a color shot of a promo photo she took for the release of her CD, hence, it’s OLD. My stomach is swole today today – it’s called PMS and water weight gain.

  • serene

    don’t care…tired of dis chic already

  • http://www.jamelabullock.com Jamela Bullock

    i dont see a tummy

  • locof color

    she is not pregnant. leave that girl alone

  • moi

    ok, and?

  • http://www.j.com noelle

    Y is she holding her lace front?? must be windy in Paris

  • zappy

    This just confirms my overexposure comment from yesterday, Anyway, let me deal with current issue at hand.

    Yes, she looks pregnant in the JET magazine picture. However, you guys had a picture of her at some Kennedy Awards in a tight dress over the weekend where she didn’t look pregnant.

    I have always maintained that Beyonce has been pregnant in the past (at least twice over the last year), but keeps having a miscarraige,

    P.S. I hope Jeniffer Hudosn and not Beyonce gets to sing at the inauguration. This girl is getting as overexposed as JLO, who no one misses.

  • grendel

    Doesn’t everyone eventually get to do a cover of Jet?

  • Tisha

    Nice Cover

  • da darkness

    this sure is a better look than last weeks. Jet they sometime do the damn ting.

  • http://guidelive.com Soulwriter

    Looks like my 2-year-old will have kids before she will—I betchu’ she’ll pull a Jenifer Aniston first (promise to have kids, then schedule back-to-back-to-back projects to make it impossible)…..

  • pm

    I wish i would see that coming out the ocean

  • http://www.myspace.com/erickacain Angel B -310 Compton

    she should have a BABY…. that would be nice… also I though she had a ring (tattooed) on her left HAND..I dont see it.

  • SASHA FLOP

    FAIL

  • Pride

    Sick of looking at her is there any thing else exciting what about Kanye West what has he been crying about?

  • Roe ski Love

    Beyonce is not preggers, its just that time of the month and she is a little bloated.

  • Tealeaf

    What other side..she needs to go away for about 1yr

  • mzsweetface

    OMG! Enough of her! I am a fan but I don’t need to see her THIS much.

  • mzsweetface

    Can we get another Khia post instead? That would be more entertaining.

  • nina prb

    her stomach is uber flat! leave the girl alone, and where is my boo akeys?!

  • slimpickens

    This is a gorgeous nice lady. She has tons of stash and does not see the need to flaunt it. Go girl!!

  • SASHA FIERCE

    I love me soooo much!!!

  • DiamondDomi

    Who cares if she is pregnant? Leave her alone!

  • JJ

    Man I am looking 4 A B!

  • BOOGA BOY

    So tired of seeing her face. I see woman on the streets of New York that look ten times better

  • Megatron

    How long will it be before she cheats on Jay?

  • BOOGA BOY

    Everthings IRIE, SASHA you run tings! — you get my meaning though my friend, just tired of being forced fed this chick every single moment ….give some other folks a chance to be seen, heard and appreciated.

  • Fresh Air

    She is not pregnant.

  • SASHA FIERCE

    (CHANTING) MORE ME! MORE ME! MORE ME! MORE ME!

  • Mrs. Rance

    We see pics of B every day. Of course she doesn’t have a baby bump. That’s ridiculous.

  • Tameka

    It does kinda look like a “baby bump” but who’s to say she’s not bloated or something.

  • BOOGA BOY

    Ms. Fierce you are too funny …you have more personality than the so-called other Sasha Fierce. Just make sure your Jay don’t step out with on YOU, Ms. Fierce.

  • badmeaninggood

    That picture is actually quite old. A few months old, from when she was first doing promo shoots for the album. I’d say…October or so…

    she’d be showing by now.

  • The Sane One

    Please people she is not having any babies any time soon. She is too concerned for her career/figure. Doesn’t matter that everyone else is having children and coming back bigger than before, she just won’t.

  • Christmas Time aka ATXChick

    THE QUESTION SHOULD BE HOW LONG WOULD IT BE BEFORE JAY SLIPS UP? THAT MY FRIEND IS THE QUESTION.
    SHE NOT PREGNANT…SHE JUST FAT AND NEEDS ANOTHER TUMMY TUCK J/K!!! I LIKE THE COLOR SHE IS WEARING.

  • ♥Ayita Love Adam♥

    She so unbelievably overrated. It kills me. I everytime I see her face I want to commit Japanese ritual suicide.

  • Christmas Time aka ATXChick

    @ ayita love adam: LMAO at Japenese ritual suicide!!! that sounds harsh how is that done i may want to give it a try

  • A spying Eye

    she’s finnaly revealing who she is…Ooh I must get this mag..

  • Christmas Time aka ATXChick

    @ a spying eye: she is not going to say much in the magazine if she really opens up about her REAL self that will be the day i win a million dollars

  • nicole

    IF ANYBODY WANNA MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAYS, THERES A WEBSITE THAT PAYS $0.20-$1.25 OR MORE TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ONLINE. IT TAKES ONLY ABOUT 5 MINUTS TO COMPLETE EACH SURVEY AND IT’S FREE TO JOIN!!! IF YOU WANT TO SIGN UP JUST TYPE CASHCRATE.COM/887940 IN YOUR WEB ADDRESS BOX AT THE TOP OF YOUR SCREEN!!!

  • nicole

    WELL SIMON COWELL WAS RIGHT, BEYONCE CAN NOT SING!

  • Truth

    CHECK OUT Beyonce The Swagger Jacker/CopyCat

    wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=BD53Lm7AA2o&feature=related
    wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=BD53Lm7AA2o&feature=related
    wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=BD53Lm7AA2o&feature=related

    AND DON’T FORGET TO SIGN WE ARE ALMOST THERE REACHING OUR GOAL

    THIS IS FOR A GREAT CAUSE AND WE CANNOT LET THIS HISTORIC DAY GET RUINED BY THIS PHONEY HEFFER
    THANKS 4 SUPPORTING

    Even her fans petitioned to have her removedlol
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-eW_naqNTA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-eW_naqNTA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-eW_naqNTA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-eW_naqNTA
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-eW_naqNTA

    http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration

  • grace

    Damn. Cadillac Records didn’t get nominated for jack! The Golden Globes noms came out today and I’m sure Ms. Knowles already had her outfit picked out. That will teach you Ms. Knowles. You have to earn this type of recognition; you weren’t going to get a nomination simply because you wanted one — you should not have been so presumptious and blatant about wanting an Oscar (chances doomed with no Golden Globes nom). It was tacky and classless. You aren’t entitled. See — this acting biz is hard. Ain’t it?

  • grace

    B-season almost up and over. Yippeee!

  • JJ

    I am shocked at the sour aroma that I a senses from these comments for chicks. Now I truly believe and see why women say they don’t carry many female friends. I see, now I see!

  • http://www.barackobama.com ☆ Lola A♏ ★

    That pic is from her album promo shots.

    @ grace
    She was nominated for a song off of the soundtrack. Bey season has just begun :wink:

    @jjj
    Of course the Rihanna stan would have something idiotic to say :roll:

  • eveinthegarden

    No wedding band on…wonder why?

  • Leisha

    Forget that pregnany crap! im surprised yall havent said nothing about them scratches on the sides of her wrists like Jigga been grabbing her dayum wrists! Look at the 2nd pic!

  • FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    YO THIS IS AINT THE FREEKUM DRESS IS IT?

  • daughtercreole

    its too much Bey for real
    black people & white people whether your in the industry or not can ya please calm down with the Bey Madness lets talk about another artist

  • WOW

    Her lacefront must not be all the way secured in those pics. I’m so sick of seeing her already.

  • http://yahoo.com carrie

    If and when she does decide to have them BEY-JAY kids there will be an overload of exposure on that too, I could care less women get pregnant everyday but they will make it seem like she is some superbeing if she does.I don’t unserstand why she has to cancel a benefit concert but still have time to be on every magazine and every post, I guess the poor and hungry and homeless people can wait becuz she has more important things too do, MONEY HUNGRY SELF ABSORBED DIVA!

  • http://yahoo.com mary

    It must be a slow week at jet?

  • Z

    waiting….waiting…..

  • Sydney

    Hello?

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    hello

  • Sydney

    Hey Z :)

    I don’t think he’s 28 either. . .

  • Mock Rock Star

    Damn…I guess I get Bronze…yall pretty fast

  • I HAVE MORE CURVES THAN A WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN ROAD sxyQ

    OK, WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY!

  • BE

    I’m here!

  • Z

    28? hell no….28+10

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @Z

    Don’t forget I’m the fourth guy that has proposed to you.

  • Sydney

    He likes Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks movies?

    OK, I had to drag my boyfriend to see You’ve Got Mail years ago, and I don’t think he enjoyed it.

  • BE

    Hey don’t say 38 – i’m 38…

  • Z

    syd….don’t your eyes hurts looking over his page and just his pic? Please be safe. Don’t stare too long.

  • BE

    @Syd – He likes Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks movies?

    ******************************

    He wrote that????…you really reading that huh?

  • Mock Rock Star

    Man, I just don’t care

    @Z

    Don’t forget I’m the fourth guy that has proposed to you.
    —————————-BLOCKING—————–
    Come on Man…just all in front of my face like I’m not even here

  • Sydney

    This is fascinating, y’all!

    I’m intrigued. . .

    He lied about everything — Every go***** thing, didn’t he?

  • I HAVE MORE CURVES THAN A WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN ROAD sxyQ

    NOTHING TO YOU Z!! I LIKE YOU GIRL!! YOU ARE SASSY AND ALMOST CLASSY!

  • Sydney

    I think he may not really be into girls. . .

    Just a hunch.

  • Z

    Sydney, you ain’t know? He is currently in Perth, Australia. banging 5 chicks a day

  • Mock Rock Star

    Sydney

    This is fascinating, y’all!

    I’m intrigued. . .

    He lied about everything — Every go***** thing, didn’t he?
    ————————————————
    What did he lie about??? Yall are like Inspector Gadget on here

  • Sydney

    I’ll take that back. . .

    It’s not nice to jump to conclusions.

    Bad girl! *slapping hand*

  • Z

    I HAVE MORE CURVES THAN A WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAIN ROAD sxyQ

    NOTHING TO YOU Z!! I LIKE YOU GIRL!! YOU ARE SASSY AND ALMOST CLASSY!
    ____________________________________________________

    lmfao. I like u too…even if u are crazy as hell. U funny and cool ppls.

  • BE

    well lie is what liars do?? isn’t it

  • Z

    i can’t wait to show everyone tomorrow. I hope he don’t delete his page. i may need to save is photos as reminder if he ever get out of line.

  • America’s Next Top Model

    @Z

    Clear your cache!

    I love you sweetie!

  • Sydney

    OK. . .

    He doesn’t have a luxurious house, first of all.

    Definitely a loner. Probably too weird for a lot of people.

    Has an inflated sense of self — Or as my friends like say, delusions of grandeur.

    He doesn’t mention much travel at all on here, so I think he’s pretty much confined to the States.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @MOCK ROCK STAR
    “Don’t forget I’m the fourth guy that has proposed to you.
    —————————-BLOCKING—————–
    Come on Man…just all in front of my face like I’m not even here”
    ____________________________________________________________

    POLYAMORUS RELATIONSHIP!!

    WILLIAM MOULTON MARSTON!!!

  • Sydney

    That’s not a Hummer. . .

  • Mock Rock Star

    POLYAMORUS RELATIONSHIP!!

    WILLIAM MOULTON MARSTON!!!
    —————————————————
    No…I want her to myself…plus my man won’t let me have another boyfriend

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @MOCK ROCK STAR

    Get your heart rate and body tempature up for like 30 minutes. (no sex isn’t going to qualify… i’ve tried)

    You gotta do some cardio. Works everytime if you catch it early enough.

  • America’s Next Top Model

    I am waiting for a female police officer to come over after her shift so we can relax in my jacuzzi why we watch a movie on the 52″ plasma tv.

  • Sydney

    Maybe he really believes he’s a vampire. . .

    Or in an alternate universe.

    Hmmm. . .

  • Mock Rock Star

    Man, I just don’t care

    @MOCK ROCK STAR

    Get your heart rate and body tempature up for like 30 minutes. (no sex isn’t going to qualify… i’ve tried)

    You gotta do some cardio. Works everytime if you catch it early enough.
    ———————————————
    OK I’m going to go run around the block…be right back

  • Z

    Excerpts from Daywalker’s page:

    am employed, have a car, pay my own rent, don’t live with my parents, I have a spine, am drug and disease free, I will drink, and as a bonus, I come with Karate chop action! I was in the Navy, and I love movies and books.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @MOCK ROCK STAR
    “No…I want her to myself…plus my man won’t let me have another boyfriend”
    ___________________________________________________________

    Decisions, decisions.

    I’m sure your man is good and will find someone else.

  • Sydney

    Don’t do that, Z!

    This is really bad, y’all. . .

  • America’s Next Top Model

    Z

    What do ya think?

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @Z

    OMG!!!

    LMAO!!!

    You are sooooooo wrong for that.

  • Z

    WHY HIS CAR IN THE PARKING LOT? WHY DON’T HE GOT A GARAGE? WHY DOES HE RENT AND NOT OWN?

    HE MAKE 100,000

  • ONLY IN YOUR DREAMS

    BRB

  • Z

    I LOVE driving fast, mountains, fishing, Pulp Fiction, Highlander, wearing muscle shirts, big lakes on breezy days, Casablanca, Italian food (I know how to make my own Lasagne from scratch!)

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @Z

    I think I’m going to warn this dude if he comes into a post not to tell you anything z. I think that nucca might slit his wrist or something.

  • BE

    Syd – that ain’t a hummer?

    @Revised Sxyq – America’s next top model—-
    ———-HILARIOUS!!________________

  • Mock Rock Star

    ok…I ran up and down the steps for about 5minutes and surprisely I feel a bit better…I’m sure it’s psychological though

  • Z

    MUSCLED SHIRTS!!!!

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @Z

    a $100,000 in Louisiana is like $300,000 in some big cities.

  • Mock Rock Star

    Hey…how do we know this is the real Z???

  • Sydney

    See, this is one of the many reasons why MySpace is the devil, IMHO.

    If you’re going to lie online, you shouldn’t have a page that refutes every detail you’ve shared.

    Either be honest or be smarter. . .It’s up to you.

  • Sydney

    @BE

    It doesn’t look like one to me — then again, it’s very dark in the photo.

    Wait, he has Justin Timberlake on his playlist?

  • BE

    @man – I think I’m going to warn this dude if he comes into a post not to tell you anything z. I think that nucca might slit his wrist or something.

    ____________________________
    If he slits his wrist will we be liable??

  • Z

    @ Man

    NO! THATS MY FINAL SAY. IF U WARN HIM AND I WILL FIND OUT, I WILL COME AFTER YOU!

  • BE

    @Syd – go with your first instinct…that probably ain’t a hummer

    YALL KNOW REVISED SXYQ IS COOKING UP SOMETHING

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @Z

    Ima send him an email on MySpace not to ever come back. LOL.

  • Z

    HE WAS IN THE NAVY RIGHT? THATS WHAT HE SAID ON HIS PAGE.

    THIS SI THE SAME NUCCA TALKING ABOUT HE ASSASSINATED THIS AND THAT PERSON. hE KNOW HOW TO KILL A MAN WITH HIS BREATH AND SHYT. HE WAS TALKING CRAZY!

  • Z

    @ mAN

    on some real shyt. u pissin me off.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @BE

    That ain’t no Hummer. My brother sells Hummers and he used to drive one. That’s a Cheverolet Avalanche and it’s a few model years old.

    They good trucks but they ain’t no Hummers.

  • BE

    @Man – you know you not gonna warn him…you know you like the drama!

  • Z

    i want to spring this shyt on him tomorrow. don’t ruin this for me. I am lookin forward to it now.

  • Sydney

    I’m sorry to bring back the bad memories, Mock. . .

    Wow, that was something.

    And I was going to ask him if he had seen any koala bears Down Under. :(

  • Mock Rock Star

    “Kill a man with his breath” that’s some stank breath…
    I suggest some hydrogen peroxide @ least twice a day to scrub that “dirty” mouth

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @Z

    I swear… I have tears in eyes right now. Marry me Z.

  • Mock Rock Star

    No prob Syd…I’ve really gotten better…it’s been like 8 years :-(

  • Sydney

    Seriously, y’all, he may be a little on the unstable side.

    I say, leave him alone.

    Just me. I know you won’t listen, though. lol

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @BE
    “you know you not gonna warn him…you know you like the drama!”
    _____________________________________________________________

    Yeah I do. I’m such a mofo.
    PLEASE WAIT THOUGH!! I won’t be on tomorrow cause I’m going to be on the road!!

  • Ladies Lust 4 ME

    Ok I am back!

  • Mock Rock Star

    Sydney

    Seriously, y’all, he may be a little on the unstable side.

    I say, leave him alone.

    Just me. I know you won’t listen, though. lol
    ———————————————-
    I’m with U Syd…@ least he’s easy to talk to

  • Ladies Lust 4 ME

    Sydney

    Seriously, y’all, he may be a little on the unstable side.

    I say, leave him alone.

    Just me. I know you won’t listen, though. lol

    _______________________________

    I know karate and can also make pasta from scratch!

  • BE

    And I was going to ask him if he had seen any koala bears Down Under.

    ****************************
    LOL!!

    @Man – thanks for the clarification on the car..but perhaps he has a hummer but decided not to take a picture of it..opted for the chevy picture instead…yep that is what happened

  • Z

    he down in LA. He will never get close to me.

  • Mock Rock Star

    BE

    And I was going to ask him if he had seen any koala bears Down Under.

    ****************************
    LOL!!

    @Man – thanks for the clarification on the car..but perhaps he has a hummer but decided not to take a picture of it..opted for the chevy picture instead…yep that is what happened
    ———————————
    yep, that’s what happened LOL

  • Z

    he is unstable. I don’t care, I am crazy too. Bring it on!

  • Sydney

    @Mock

    “I’m with U Syd…@ least he’s easy to talk to”

    He is very easy to talk to — I’ve never had any issues with him.

    It sounds like he’s very delusional, or has created a more desirable life for himself online.

    Poor thing.

  • BE

    I know karate and can also make pasta from scratch!
    AND I BAKE COOKIES!

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @SYD
    @MOCK

    for the record, I’m with yall. I don’t think he could handle it…

  • BE

    I know karate and can also make pasta from scratch!
    AND I BAKE COOKIES!

    AND i GIVE MASSAGES! BACK, FEET, BODY!

  • Sydney

    @Z

    “he is unstable. I don’t care, I am crazy too. Bring it on!”

    OK, for a movie analogy, have you seen Carrie?

    Don’t mess with certain kids. It never turns out well.

    Leave him be. :)

  • Sydney

    I knew you’d understand, Man. :)

    Bye, Mock!

  • BE

    I know karate and can also make pasta from scratch!
    AND I BAKE COOKIES!

    AND i GIVE MASSAGES! BACK, FEET, BODY!

    AND I OWN MY OWN BUSINESS AND HAVE A GOVERNMENT CONTRACT

  • Z

    lmao @ Syd

    I’ll keep that in mind.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @SYDENY

    I echo your statements completely…. A cornered animal fights the hardest.

    Let it be…

  • Tina

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOO@ ALL YALL

    Yall goin to hell

    What up BE, Man, Z, Sydney, Mock

  • Z

    goodnight MRS

  • Z

    whats good Tina

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @TINA

    What up? Seems like I ain’t talk to you in forever. Why you on so late?

  • Z

    Did ya see it Tina?

  • BE

    Hey Tina!

    Good Night Mock

  • Sydney

    Hey Tina!

    Seriously, y’all, you don’t know what may happen if you disturb the equilibrium of a person like this — He has an online persona whom he’s perfected.

    Sometimes, it’s best not to rock the boat.

    Just ask him about the koalas. :)

  • Tina

    @Man

    I’m always on here late.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @MOCK

    Later babe. Think about what I said. You only trying to be happy at the end of the day. boo.

    Holla at you.

  • Z

    What Daywalker wants in woman:

    She is as honest and blunt as the ocean is wet, and she knows that the truth is infinitely more fascinating and helpful than what sounds smooth, or proper

  • BE

    yeah, we should stop….this is not very nice…but he brought it on himself walking around lying

    and he betta be glad I ain’t got SMDH’s e-mail cause I would most def send her this page..

  • Sydney

    Z!!!!

    You just like to play with fire, huh?

    Remember this line?

    “They’re going to laugh at you”

  • Z

    Sydney

    u got me crackin up

  • BE

    @sydney LMAO@Koalas….you funny!

  • Tina

    @Z

    I came on here lookin for a late crew and I saw it in the other thread. SMFH. Dont know what to say really.

  • Ladies Lust 4 ME

    @Z

    Do you touch yourself while looking at my gravatar?

  • Sydney

    “They’re going to laugh at you”

    And what happened to those damn kids?

    They weren’t laughing for too much longer.

    Know what I’m sayin’?

  • Sydney

    BE, someday, I want to hold a koala.

    I really do.

    Those things are so darn cute!

  • Ladies Lust 4 ME

    I’m big and Buff! lol!

  • Z

    @Ladies

    I just threw up in my mouth.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @LADIES LUST 4 ME

    Dayum. I just cleared my cache.

    damn….
    smh.

  • Sydney

    @BE

    That movie scared the bejeesus out of me — If I ever thought of being a bully (which was impossible since I was a nerd in school), that would have scared me straight.

    DONT.MESS.WITH.THE.WEIRD.KIDS.

    End of story.

  • Z

    Daywalker’s Ideal Girl:

    She doesn’t quake in her boots over what other people might think about her when a fun idea pops up. She is 23 years of age or older. And hopefully she’s reading this post. Or perhaps someone she knows is!

    ________________________________

    I’m afraid.

  • Sydney

    Don’t be like those damn kids.

    Laughing one minute then crying the next. . .

  • Tina

    Where did Mock go?

    @Z

    She is as honest and blunt as the ocean is wet, and she knows that the truth is infinitely more fascinating and helpful than what sounds smooth, or proper
    ______________________________

    You makin this up?

  • BE

    ROTFLMAO @ LADIES LUST 4 ME!!

  • Z

    This is on his page Tina!!!!

    I am copying and pasting!

  • BE

    Sydney stop you are scaring me!!!!!

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  • Sydney

    I’m sorry, BE!

    I’ll stop now.

    I think I got my point across. :)

  • Ladies Lust 4 ME

    Z

    You are the woman I am referencing when I say I hope she is reading this!! Ya like jacuzzis,plasma tvs, and hummers? I got em all!

  • Tina

    I’m dyin over here LMAO. DAMN I wonder if the dick is the reason for all the restrainin orders too. OK I’m done. I think

    @Man

    You watch the games

  • Tina

    @Z

    I saw his page. I just didnt read anything. I only saw pics. I’ll read it now.

  • BE

    aawwww man just playing with ya..

  • Ladies Lust 4 ME

    Did I mention I like walks on the beach with my woman in my massive arms! I am athletic and a gym rat.

  • Sydney

    Z, don’t be mad. . .

    You all have brought out my other side tonight! lol

    I think I’m going to call it tonight.

    Be good. *wink*

  • I AM WEALTHY

    They always say jealously breeds envy!

  • Z

    OK MY TEMPER TANTRUM IS OVER.

    dAYWALKER’S INTEREST:

    The art of War by Sun Tzu, climbing the occasional tree, late night walks, Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks romantic comedies, 300,book signing conventions, art conventions, awkward moments with my friends, women, the color black, creative insults, blowing out my speakers with songs that were never meant to blow out anything, Robot Chicken, The Time Traveler’s Wife, feather comforters, comfortable couches, and much much more!

  • BE

    Good Night Syd!! and thanks for bringing those Carrie nightmares back….I’ll send you my therapy bill

  • Z

    lmAO @ PLIES

    gOODNIGHT Sydney

    Ladies…I think u have to give a hint in ur name so they know who u supposed to be.

  • Sydney

    Oh, another note:

    He says he’s into psychology and he doesn’t stay the “same person” for very long.

    Another red flag.

  • BE

    Now yall done went and brought Plies out!!

  • Z

    I’m sorry. Can ya’ll picture this fat nucca climbing a damn tree? his fat ass gonna climb a tree and do what?

  • Z

    sydney u got me rollin!

  • Sydney

    @Z

    “his fat ass gonna climb a tree and do what?”

    He’s looking for that cute koala — Don’t they climb trees?

  • Tina

    Bye Sydney!

    His interest are climbin trees and creative insults. HMM

    @Z

    When do you plan on bringin this up

  • Sydney

    OK, I’m really out now, lol!

  • BE

    Okay you guys, I am going to bed now..Good Night all!

    Oh God McStupid is on David Letterman…lookig all pasty and stitched up!

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @SYDNEY
    “He says he’s into psychology and he doesn’t stay the “same person” for very long.

    Another red flag.”
    ________________________________________________________

    Cue the “omnious” music:

    dum dum dum…

  • BE

    @Plies – I think he is wearing that low cut shirt for you and I suspect his sunglasses may be to make him look like he has stunners!!

  • Uneejah

    Beyonce is played out<

  • Z

    Goodnight BE

    @ Tina

    Tomorrow….*looking at Man*….if he bothers me first.

  • The Real Jackson Brothers

    What makes you so sure that it is Daywalker? There must be more than one in this world?

  • Z

    oh boy, now I have an Impersonator. More validation of my importance!

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @Z

    Yes. I promise a higher power will reward you for your mercy.

  • Z

    @Jackson

    look closer if you so choose. thats him.

  • Z

    @ Man

    look someone is tryna mess with me.

  • Tina

    LMAO@Man you thought alot

    I was talkin bout the games tonight. I see you on top of your basketball. Yep, I think the Celts will win. I think the Lakers will be OK. Their bench looks good this year, and they have some parameter shooters. They prolly will step it up after the all-star game. I know Kobe will. I havent seen the Bulls or Spurs play a whole game yet. Yep, the Cavs are underrated. Was it you who liked Houston or Pro?

  • BE

    @Z – maybe that is Daywalker!

  • Tina

    Hey The Real!

    @Z

    I been hella busy, but I might have to come on here tomorrow during the day.

  • Z

    @ be

    I wouldn’t be surprised. But what can he say about me? I am perfect aside from my evil ways.

    bwahahaha

  • Tina

    LMAO@Sydney

    He’s looking for that cute koala — Don’t they climb trees?
    __________________________________

    I aint know she was this funny.

  • The Real Jackson Brothers

    Yeah you are right!

    I cannot imagine how you figured that out or got the myspace address, but I will just make a mental note not to piss you off!

    Good night all and I just hope I am fortunate enough to be online when you spring the surprize tomorrow. :D

  • I was a stunt double for Wesley Snipes

    Stop hating!

  • BE

    okay, i am really going now

  • Z

    lmao @ jackson and Fake Dawywalker

  • http://www.yahoo.com Man, I just don’t care

    @TINA

    I told you. I’m way too involved with Basketball. I don’t have anyone to talk about it with at this job either and that makes it worse.

    Anyway, that was Pro that had the Celtics and the Rockets in the Finals. I think Houston will stumble in the playoffs riddled with injuries before a first round exit. LOL at the Rockets in the Finals

    I’m very wary of the Spurs in West. Oh yeah, Portland is damn good with a damn good coach. Don’t want to see them in the playoffs. The Hornets are resting on their laurels from last year.

    I’m not sold on the Lakers. I’ve seen signs like this in other teams….

    alright.. I’m out. Probably holla at yall next week.

  • LaCharles Ledeaux

    I am getting sleepy! My left eye is starting to twitch!!

  • The Real Jackson Brothers

    Ohh Hi BE & Tina! It amazes me why he would lie so much then give one of you his myspace address. it sounds clinical? LOL

  • LaCharles Ledeaux

    @Z

    Can I email you?

  • Z

    whose name is that Fake Daywalker?

  • The Real Jackson Brothers

    LaCharles Ledeaux

    I am getting sleepy! My left eye is starting to twitch!!
    ————————————————–

    Whoever is doing this is a real comic!!! LOL

  • LaCharles Ledeaux

    @Z

    If I mail you a plane ticket will you fly to down to visit me?? Did I mention I also have a motorcycle and a muscle car? I like muscle cars because they compliment my muscles!

  • Tina

    @Man

    DAMNNNNNNN. I need to step it up with my basketball watchin. Im watchin Portland and Utah play right now for the first time. I think the Lakers and Celts or Spurs and Celts in the finals. I would put my team the Pistons in the finals, but they don’t look so good. Its still early, but I hate the A.I. trade.

    OK TTYL

  • Z

    LaCharles Ledeaux

    @Z

    If I mail you a plane ticket will you fly to down to visit me?? Did I mention I also have a motorcycle and a muscle car? I like muscle cars because they compliment my muscles!
    ________________________________________________

    U ain’t GOT no money mannnnnnn.

  • LaCharles Ledeaux

    I have a $250K offer on the table right now! Did I mention I am in a suite in Perth?

  • Z

    look 250.00 a week aint shyt. sit yo ass down.

  • Z

    @ Plies

    Its cool. I have no complaints.

  • Engineer

    @Z

    I will grow on you love!

  • Z

    lmao he is a sad individual indeed.

  • Z

    I DON’T CARE NUCCA. i GIVE MY EMAIL OUT ALLDAY!

    THE SAME EMAIL THAT U CAN USE TO FIND MY MYSPACE. uNDERSTAND i AM PRETTY. uR A MONSTER!

  • Z

    @Plies

    I live in Charlotte.

  • Z

    Daywalker(God this chick is PATHETIC!!! LOL!)

    NOOO. I grew up on happy endings. Its expected, its safe…its what i need. I seriously begrudge movies and such that don’t end accordingly. They switch my entire mood up. leave you feeling down like “DAMNNNNN, that sucks.”

    Reaaaaly? MMMMMHHHMMMMM!
    ______________________________________________

    i’m sorry. maybe that joke went over my head. whats embarassing?

    U on the other hand should be embarassed. Ur ugly! and everyone laughed at you! look in the previous thread. ur a joke and ur ugly and ur pathetic. I feel sorry for you. I seriously do…as do alot of other ppl on here.

  • Z

    come harder dude. I am getting sleepy and about to take it down.

    Everything ur sayin is lame. why do u look like that? Why are u unhappy? Lets talk about it. are you happy with yourself? what are u going to do about it?

  • Z

    @ Plies

    I have been here a month. I have not discovered the spots yet. Thus far i have been going to my industry events. Networking and tryna get a foundation here. Tonight I had an event at the Dunhill Hotel. But these shyts be stiff and kinda boring.

  • Z

    @ Plies and Daywalker

    I came to charlotte just bc. I was unhappy in nyc. Tired of paying 2100 a month for an apt. I wanted more for my money so I decided to move south where u can get that. Luckily my company which WAS nationwide network closed their Ny offices. Shut them shyts down! so…i got offered a very nice severence which i took and used to relocate. THus…here I am.

  • Z

    daywalker ur lame and no one is paying u attention. U lie INSANELY and u have been exploited. Go sit in the corner. try again. but for right now….u getting the side eye from everyone.

  • Z

    @ Plies

    The dunhill seemed cool. I saw alot of young white ppl standing out front when i was walking in. They look college aged. Maybe it gets poppin, but the feel of it is old world.

  • Z

    @ Daywalker….

    Make sure u quote me and not my imposter. or as u would do….MAKE IT UP! HA

  • Z

    uMM DAYWALKER…I DIDN’T WRITE THAT.

    WHO CAN CHRONICLIZE MY LIFE BETTER THAN ME? AND EVERYTHING THAT WAS “SUMMARIZED”(?) THERE IS INACCURATE.

  • Z

    @ PLIES

    i DON’T SMOKE. sORRY.

  • Z

    @ DAYWALKER

    SEE, WE ARE ALL POINTING AND LAUGHING!

  • Z

    Daywalker(God this chick is PATHETIC!!! LOL!)

    @ PLIES:

    And note: That wasn’t me, That was another dude.

    And there’s plenty more where that came from!

    NOW WHAT?
    ________________________________________

    Did you just scream Now What like a 12 yo? o…k

    This is pure comedy

  • Z

    yeah right. U not rodering shyt. u prolly cleaning ur daddy’s gun plottin my destruction, cuz I exposed you for what everyone knew u were already. they just neeed confirmation. Don’t worry though. U need this cleansing. Let the lies go and love yourself.

  • Z

    whats a hive?

    actually I am just listening to “still more than music” by Juelz.

  • Flippin da Script

    Z – I could not help but go into your myspace page since Lying Larry over there put it out there. I could see from your gravie pics that you were attractive but I was not prepared for that. You are a very beautiful sista with a bangin body….oh well enough of that! I will stop being an imposter you will just promise to be my friend. LOL

    Daywalker, how can you ever live this down homie????? You will be the talk of the thread tomorrow and I will have a ringside seat! LOL fat ass!!!

  • Somali_Girl

    Her weave looks ugly and out of place…..But she still looks pretty.

  • Shaq’s Stunt Double for Kazaam

    @Z

    Go eat your oats!

  • Z

    only u Daywalker would take shyt literal. Yes i am going to go to a predominantly black site to look for white men. You are …slow.

    I don’t need to be introduced to shyt. i got me a fine, fine, FINE dude i am interested in. So fall back. Oh and he is black.

  • Z

    lmao @ Fake Daywalker

  • anonymous

    @ Daywalker,
    No wonder why u used to dis the sistas all the time with ur fat jellyroll pancaking eating ass. Cuz they dissed u all day long!
    Bwahahahahahahahahh!!!!

  • Z

    I drink every chance I get. I still get my work done, but I will drink if I’m not at work!

    ________________________________________________

    further signs of misery. damn. Are u a virgin?

  • Flippin da Script

    ur fat jellyroll pancaking eating ass

    ——————————

    bahwaaaaaaa!!!!! :D

  • Push Up King

    I WAS STATE CHAMP IN PUSH UPS 2006! I HAVE THE TROPHY MOUNTED ON THE DASH OF MY HUMMER.

  • anonymous

    Eww…daywalker u are madd corny. that picture of u on ur myspace is madd corny and dumb looking. u a loser. smh.

  • anonymous

    *looking at daywalker’s picture* (((frightened))) dawg daywalker u get evrthing u deserve cuz u used to diss sistas so bad talkin about u dont want no fat one and all u like is white girls. i see y. u fat ur damn self and only white girls will look at u. u owe sistas an apology for being put down by such a grotesque sand hippo

  • Flippin da Script

    Damn Anounymous !! You are in rare form tonight!! Sand hippo??? hahahahaha!!!!

  • Z

    Daywalker,

    i think u are a closet pedophile. Imma look ur ass up on family watchdog. seriously!

  • Flippin da Script

    chick is PATHETIC!!! LOL!)

    Flippin da Script:

    She isn’t, But I wish she was!
    —————————————————–

    QUIT RUNNING FROM THE QUESTION! WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR HALF WHITE WOMEN. WHY DID YOU LIE DAYWALKER ABOUT YOUR LOOKS?

  • Sydney

    OK, I clearly have insomnia tonight. . .

    Z, what did I tell you??

    Is everything kosher in here?

  • Kevin

    @Sydney

    Is that, no it couldn’t be, the one and only Sydney. When did you put a picture up?

  • Flippin da Script

    Oh !! He is cockeyed too! Damn Damn Damn! hahahaha!!!

  • Flippin da Script

    Daywalker(God this chick is PATHETIC!!! LOL!)

    @The Real Jackson Brothers:

    Dude, Ol’ girl is from AFRICA.
    —————————————-

    and one of her parents is WHITE German…idiot!!

  • Z

    @ fLIPPIN

    yes!! he is a cockeyed fat, stank, FUGLY, broke, nucca!

  • Sydney

    @Z

    OK, I’m just checking.

    @Day

    Her dad is African and her mom is white, according to imdb.com. I think I remember seeing her on the 4400.

    Yeah, I’ve been lurking for a minute, lol.

    @Kevin

    If that’s really you, what did you call Denzel’s wife, Pauletta?

  • Z

    where is the fake Gaywalker? I need a laugh.

  • Sydney

    And, I repeat, MySpace is the devil.

    And so it has been said.

  • Flippin da Script

    Z

    @ fLIPPIN

    yes!! he is a cockeyed fat, stank, FUGLY, broke, nucca!
    —————————————————
    DAYWALKER –

    Please tell me that with everything else that IS NOT going in your favor….YOU ARE COCKEYED TOO! DAMN!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

  • Z

    Now listening to Sweet Child O’ Mine by Guns and Roses.

  • Z

    Yeah daywalker

    Did ya beat her like a cop?

  • MR. OLYMPIA

    DID I MENTION I BRIEFLY DATED ROSCI FROM 106 AND PARK WHILE SHE WAS ATTENDING SCHOOL HERE IN LOUISIANA?

  • Sydney

    Can’t you all apologize to each other and call it a night?

    It is nearly Christmastime, after all.

    Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.
    Tis the season to be jolly,
    Fa la la la la, la la la la.

  • Sssysur-ple

    She’s got a smile that it seems to me
    Reminds me of childhood memories
    Where everything
    Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
    Now and then when I see her face
    She takes me away to that special place
    And if I’d stare too long
    I’d probably break down and cry

    Sweet child o’ mine
    Sweet love of mine

  • Z

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    this is insanity!

    @ plies

    Yeah thats what I was listening to. Who is Mr. Brownstone?

  • Z

    sssssssssssssurple

    damn ur one of the personalities too?

  • Sydney

    Is this an infestation of impostors?

    Will all the real people please raise your hands?

    *hand raised*

  • Sydney

    Day, I think you and Z should make up. :)

  • Z

    I’m on to Switch by Lupe Fiasco

    Useless facts about Z #1:

    Lupe is one of my fav artist

  • Sssysur-ple

    mmmm Daywalk, excuse me but I just took a look at your Myspace page. I hope you don’t mind. The problem is I only saw ugly women posted as friends of yours. Why do you keep talking like you got a bunch of women chasing you after getting busted by these people. The women on your Myspace page all look like ghetto-like bar flys to me. I’m just sayin

  • Sydney

    No matter who started it, I think it would be nice to end it.

    Unless you just want to keep this going — In that case, I’ll just shut up and MMOB.

  • Z

    *hand raised*

  • Sssysur-ple

    Sorry Z I was not trying to fool you that time. I am just addicted to lying about my looks like DAYWALKER! LOL

    FROM FLIPPIN

  • Z

    I never heard their entire album @ Plies. I will check that song out though!

    Useless Facts about Z #2:

    Massive Attack and Portishead are two of my fav all time groups. like omg I love them sooooo immensely!

  • Z

    @ Flippin

    Are u Hot Sauce too?

  • Sweet and Sour

    sauce family in the house

  • Z

    so…flippin

    u are all the impersonators? wow. I am impressed. Thats really time consuming.

  • Sydney

    Wait a minute, you’re all the condiments as well?

  • Sssysur-ple

    Z

    @ Flippin

    Are u Hot Sauce too?
    —————————————————

    Hmmm yeah I saw that you and him had a light weight connection No Z i have never posed as a member of the sauce family, period.

  • Sssysur-ple

    Z

    so…flippin

    u are all the impersonators? wow. I am impressed. Thats really time consuming.
    ————————————————–

    Yes sometimes, but lately I have been trying to stop it. Really! LOL I think my problem is that I am just too competitive and I cannot help but look at conflict blogging as a game. I like to win.

  • Z

    I ain’t got no job Plies! No company will hire me till after the new years.

  • Sssysur-ple

    Z

    so…flippin

    u are all the impersonators? wow. I am impressed. Thats really time consuming.
    ————————————————–

    Yes sometimes, but lately I have been trying to stop it. Really! LOL I think my problem is that I am just too competitive and I cannot help but look at conflict blogging as a game. I like to win.

  • Sydney

    Day, bring back some photos of cute koalas, please. :)

  • Z

    @sssurple

    why do you do it anyway?

    @Everyone

    Y’ll dead wrong for feeding his craziness. talkin about bring back koalas and shyt. STOP IT!

  • I HAVE A 6-PACK (of mountain dew)

    GOOD NIGHT

  • Sydney

    @Z

    Hey, you had your fun! I want photos of koalas. :)

    Oh, and a kangaroo would be nice as well.

  • Z

    @ Plies

    Thanks sweetie, but I have everything I need. i got a place, food and money in the bank. Thanks again.

  • Z

    Sydney

    @Z

    Hey, you had your fun! I want photos of koalas.

    Oh, and a kangaroo would be nice as well.
    _____________________________________________________

    Unless he show a pic of himself holding the damn thing, i am unconvinced. I could google a pic of a koala and pawn it off to you.

  • Sydney

    I have to add that this line from Flippin is comic gold — no disrespect to the Aboriginal culture or anyone else:

    “The closest you will ever get to an Aborigine is the crack head who is in your apt complex!”

    LOL!

    And, on that note, have a good night (or morning, that is). :)

  • Sydney

    @Z

    “Unless he show a pic of himself holding the damn thing, i am unconvinced. I could google a pic of a koala and pawn it off to you.”

    Girl, I want the real deal, not a fake — I want a koala smiling into the camera saying “Cheese.”

  • Z

    lol nite sydney

  • Daywalker

    How you been Ms. Diva? I am on a business venture in Australia.

  • Z

    hey diva

    No Syd bounced. She was a riot tonight.

  • Daywalker

    Diva clear your cache!

  • Z

    clear ur cache Diva

  • Sydney

    OK, I had to come back for a sec — I keep making encores tonight, lol! I’m sorry. . .

    Hey Diva!

  • Sssysur-ple

    I get what u are saying. its a game for you to mess with ppl, while practicing and flexing your muscle. I do it as well, but with ppl I know and in different ways. I like to test ppl and see how far I could push them. But u spend an awesome amount of time on it. Well to each his own.
    ————————————————-

    last words Z: I am glad you understand, but it is really getting old. besides i really do have a conscience. It is ok when I do all out battle with a person I consider to be an asshole, but what about the nice people who do not look at it like a game. Bottomline, it has started to bother me and I do not do anything that I do not feel good about. That is why I have soften my approach enough to even have a civil convo. This convo with you would never have happened last month!!

    I have promised myself that if I cannot start being one person and civil to boot then I need to stop coming online and I do intend to keep my promise…at some point. Goodnight and it was nice talking to you instead of at you!

  • Daywalker

    I ran out of email addresses

  • Daywalker

    sssysur-ple

    I have been playing this video game for almost two years! It has taken a toll on me!!! :oops:

  • Daywalker

    I will stay and play with you 1Tru

  • Z

    likewise sssurple

    I am going to sleep to. I’m tired. Syd u need to fill Diva in.

  • Sydney

    Hold on, I need a list of these darn “impersonators” — I think I’ve been tricked more than once, too.

    @Diva

    You missed a lot, girl, you missed a lot!

  • BLACK BELT BILLY

    ANYONE STILL HERE?

  • COCK EYED CURTIS

    ANYONE HAVE SOME VISINE??

  • Sydney

    You’re singing Stand By Me? Girl, at first, I thought you were delirious with fatigue and making words up. . .

  • Z

    Goodnight everyone.

  • I LIKE FAST TAILED GIRLS

    I WILL CHECK YOU ALL LATER! I GOT ANOTHER BOOTY CALL!!

  • Sydney

    You all are so bad — Please take the man’s photo down. Please.

    Diva, it started in the Russ thread with Z posted a MySpace address, and it went downhill from there. . .

  • Sydney

    Good night, Z!

    OK, I really have to go, too.

    This is too much! lol

  • Daywalker

    @Flippin da Script

    Why are you giving out my personal information? What did I ever do to you? This is enough people!

  • Flippin da Script

    hahahaha!!!! I am not sure if you are Daywalker or his imposter, but you must know that I dont give a damn, right/ hahaha!!

  • Flippin da Script

    Hard to stop watching the police chase, eh Z?? :D

  • Daywalker

    Ok, so maybe I dont have a hummer or a jacuzzi but I do live in a nice house and drive an Avalanche with 22″ chrome rims! Can ya cut me a break on this one?

  • Flippin da Script

    Good night Diva

  • deanoe

    oi blardd, dis bird needs 2 fuk off… she’s a god damn jar she’s evrywere nowadayz… she;s a fukin dog n e way. da only good fing bout b iz? she’s got bk off and a half…..g’z…. hold da stockwell mandem, braapppppppppp south east and south west london alday long

  • http://annoymous@yahoo.com anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

    Daywalker… whats up dawg? you know it is a fake anonymous on here this is my first time hollering at you dawg!

  • MarQuise McIntyre

    Whoever wrote this is a woman or gay….because why else would a man in his right mind notice her ‘tummy’ in the midst of all that lunch!! Excuse that. So are you a woman or gay?

  • rhoniluv

    hey listen up….NO-BO-DY CAAAAAARES!

    should’ve tried this 10 yrs ago dude. nobody cares. just go back to your tired beauty pagent looks and booty poppin. please…oh god, puh-leeze don’t get all introspective and INTERESTING now. leave that kinda -ish to RiRi and Lada Gaga.

    didn’t Mama Tina ever tell you if it ain’t broke don’t try to fix it gurl?

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