*Exclusive* Top 10 Ways to Get Keyshia Cole: For the Fellas
Posted by Bossip Staff
Keyshia is in a sharing mood and we received another exclusive list for the same reason the last one was sent. With this list of the 10 things Keyshia Cole looks for in men, you fellas can get your game tightened up before running up on her in the club.
All tucked in…here we go
1. GENUINELY NICE AND PATIENT
2. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT OUT OF LIFE
3. LOVING YOUR BODY UNCONDITIONALLY
4. BEING CONSISTENT; DON’T CHANGE AFTER A FEW DATES
5. BEING CONTENT WITH THE MAN YOU ARE (BE CONFIDENT)
6. LOVE THY MOTHER
7. HAVE YOUR OWN THING GOING ON
8. NICE TEETH AND LIPS
9. SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES IN GOD
10. SUPPORTIVE
Keyshia wants her fans to know more about her, and we are sure some of you dudes took notes, and will diligently study the ways to get at Keyshia’s sweet cakes. Oh yeah, and her heart.
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So is this why she’s not with Jeezy…
um . this hairstyle is hideous. it looks like some star track vulcan type *****. trying to hard to *****ert her “lady-ness”
i got feelins for keyshia
ohhhkay. And must be able to put up with my ghetto ***** family. And if you got a cousin who can sell us some food stamps occasionally that would be good too.
joey is always first.
he lives on Bossip
anyway, i will be posting my little BS list later
but hers is like mine anyway so maybe i’ll refrain?
Keyshia is getting more and more mature, i like her she is kool. Very good qualities you look for thats whats up. oh yeah *****ody rocks them diamonds like Keyshia baby, love it love it love it. she switches up her look from hair, to clothes and it works for her, she stays on point and keeps it hood and hollywood,
Hey
that is like two cinnabon buns
No thanks.
@Brianna !!–>>> dont be jealous..i reign supreme!
AND she talk about men too much for me. men are like an accessory. you can still have a fly ***** outfit with or without em .. she got too many daddy issues, which directly relates to men issues to ever have a successful relationship with any man. she need to make list for her own damn self called “10 steps to follow to drop the emotionally handicapping baggage that i might not sing about on every track, but damn sure still have” lol
**YAWN**
She can throw # 8 in there since she’s now on point.
oh i am not jealous joey…
take all the first-ies you want
@Joey
HOW DO YOU DO IT!!
Hats off to you!
@Brianna !!–>> i still luv u xoxox’s
@Starnet–>>> haha thanks.its luck i guess
11. A BIG BAG OF WEED
12. SOME GOLD GRILLS
13. A HALF BOTTLE OF HENNESEY(OR A FOUTY)
14. A GHETTO ATTITUDE TO DEAL WITH MY GHETTO PEEPS
oh thanks joey…i really mean that!
@Brianna !!–>>> aw babe,u good wit me
thats a nice list. i think we all want that but its hard to have it all
& everyone knows that if Keyshia stepped out acting like she was Jessica Simpson or anything like that, you would call her fake!
She is being herself…and she is doing a lot for herself. Also, if she were the top feature on HotGhettoMess you would get on her anyway. Leave the girl alone. At least she didn’t write “It’s So Cold in the D”. Clown THAT *****.
HI AUNT VIV! And I agree Bossip step up ya game, what ya’ll putting up is B-O-R-I-N-G!! Step it UP!!
Where’s the list if I just want to hit it?????
then turn around and find the the hoodest ***** in the room.
@ joey
GOODY !!
@ joey
GOODY GUMDROPS !!!!
had to throw the gumdrops in…that adds pizazz.
i don’t believe her
2 things to get my love:
Never wear chunky flip flops…ever.
M*****age my scalp and play with my hair…daily
lol @Brianna !!
@pm–>>> tru dat tru dat
Never wear moses sandals.
NEVER wear Paco jeans.
@RE–>>***** i think ur list is alot longer than what u say lol
@ Re
YUCK–what MAN wears CHUNKY flip flops? Or flip flops ever, if you not coming out the wave pool at Six Flags or some ish
Never drink the last of the Kool-Aid, unless you gone
make a new batch behind that one (preferably Red).
LMAO @ PACO JEANS !!!!!!!
AHHHHH!!
What’s up with Keyshia Cole’s hair?
It looks like a Ram (especially in mating season).
@ Re, it looks like those Cinnabon Rolls, freshly glazed. I said it before and will maintain that for the day.
@Brianna
LMAO @ SIx Flags!
@Joey
Lol, I forgot some thangs!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Cinnabons are tasty…
Star Trek Voyager up-do…
Lmao @ ol’ princess LayLayisha.
sike nah, i like KC.
i wanna cinnabon bad iz ***** now
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nicole yeah i wanna make some money…get yo ***** on the corner *****!
nicole need to stop posting these old penny ***** jobs
Salty! @ joey
Wow, light skin gets you everywhere.
Did anyone see Keyshia show this tuesday? Nefee is one hott mess. The way she disrespected her son and his father! Some needs 2 call CPS on her butt. Theres no need 2 be cursing like she’s crazy especially @ her child. Just becuz her son father had/done drugs, still give a chance. The way he treated him was flat out disrespectful.. Neffe needs to stop trying 2 act better than folks. Keyshia is the one who bought her home not her. Getting a job and take some parenting cl*****es. When people act ghetto and stupid like her it’s sad..
@Brianna !!–>> why u salty?
NINA GET OFF THIS *****IN WEBSITE CAUSE YOU STEAL MY DAYM COMMENTS BEFORE I CAN MAKE THEM!
umm, I dont want to hear no list from somebody that couldn’t bait Jeezy. LOL, she need to be working on a list of improvements for her daym self.
I been told Nicole to start tricking on the streets. She don’t listen.
lmao @ joey
you told her to get on the damn corner ! lol…that’s just salt in general!!!
My List is as Follows
1. A Woman with a Weave. I’m talking about those super shiny weaves that look like they’ve marinated in some Soul Glo.
2.Low Self Esteem
3.At least four gold teeth
4.High School Educated (at least made it to the second semester of 10th grade)
5.knows how to roll a blunt
6.Understands that when it comes to sex…if i get mine before you get yours..well too bad, it looks like you just missed out.
7. A woman who appreciates me for being…well me.
8. A Woman with a huge booty, i’m talking abnormal big where it looks like someone photo shopped your ***** and the rest of your body together
9. A Nice Smile
10. Oh and Open minded
LOL @Brianna !!–>only cause its a recession
yeah must be since she offering a nickel and *****
@ Joey
by the way…i’m just being facetious
hehehe
I wouldnt want to holla any way. she’s a regular everday chick. nothing new, nothing specail. If a dude is going to holla at her it be based off of her celebrity status. Keshia does make me want to pick up a book, drink fine wine,look at fine art or be romanic. step your grown women game up keshia!!!!
Bri..lol i know
IMO, if Keyshia finds a man who fits all of her requirements, as long as she keeps her family, especially her momma up in her business, he won’t be around long.
No man will put up with that constant drama and crazy acting sh#t 365/24/7
Nice picture. She looks good here.
Whatever. Who gives a……. and she still sprung for Jeezy SMDH.. She still look good though
@Bozo D. Clown
Hey! Long time no…post? See? Lol…
Im feeling her list ya’ll already done know. Keyshia already got her grown woman on.!
whooooooo CARES!!!!!! NEXT!
Yay i am a true bossiper, now. I got a lil pic.
I think this calls for a hip hip…HOORAY!
*doing my little hip hip…
Heyy.. I think her hair looks cute…
Yeah she does have major “daddy issues” and male issues altogether. It’s not her fault though no on e asks to be born into a situation like that. Good men are indeed hard to find but all they are attracted to are the good for nothing thug types who want to play games. Try going for a brother with swagger and intelligence that will treat you right.
@Brianna!!
So cute! (The gravie)
yawn. she really could’ve done better
She should totally read more books.
I hate ghetto ***** people like her and her family. They make it seem as if all Blacks are like that with her Minstrel-like TV show.
Did anyone see Keyshia show this tuesday? Nefee is one hott mess. The way she disrespected her son and his father
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I seen it. I was shocked at her treatment of her son’s father. She went to meet him with an attitude. If you want your son’s father to remain in your son’s life you have to make an effort to be cordial to one another. She doesn’t have to like him but she can show some restraint and not belittle him.
She could of asked him what are the plans in the future as far as you being a father to Jalen? Instead She came at him all kind of crazy saying you still gon live with your momma. If it wasn’t for Keyshia she would still be in Oakland without that house.
She chose to lay with him knowing he was an addict, and now she should be mature and act like a loving mom for her children. I am so tired of seeing her screaming out of control with her babies on standby watching every minute of the drama in horror. Children are scared when they see negative exchanges. GROW UP!!
Keyshia may as well cancel Christmas and why is “believing in God” so low on the list?! Shouldn’t that be number 1?!
I hate ghetto ***** people like her and her family
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Keyshia carries herself with cl*****. Her family is the one who is loud and out of control. Keyshia can’t help where she descended from.
I like her hair…it reminds me of my southern roots when woman would press their hair up good and make those spectacular bun-rolls. That style definately isn’t for everyone, but she wears it well to me.
Sounds like she knows what she wants in a man. She’s already successful with fame–I just hope she turns inward and soul searches a bit more before some guy who is literate reads her list and turns himself into her ‘dream’ guy. Great list! Watch out for those sociopaths Keisha. Check out the book, Communion: The Female Search for Love by bell hooks
I agree that Neffe was rude and out-of-control with her Baby’s Daddy. And yes, she would probably still be in the hood without a place to stay if it wasn’t for her sister. However, when you hear Neffe talks you can tell that she has common sense and that she wants to improve herself. Her sis’ $ and fame has given her a chance to do that. So when you’re trying to make positive changes you get sick of hearing the same old DUMB *****. Yes, she knew dude had issues before-hand so she’s not innocent. But like she said: either step up or step off and the ignorant, ebonic way that guy was talking *****ed me off. “Son? Son? Dis minez though. Diz MY SON! My son though, I’m sayin’. Dis MINEZ!! Son?? SON??” Ugh-it was terrible. No Neffe wasn’t much better but she does care for her kids: for that dude to show up with ONE lil outfit, no $, no plan…who can blame her for losing it? I was embarr*****ed for her and him, the way they were carrying on in public. But I can’t blame her for being frustrated.
I love me some kiesha
@Bossip
Ask Meagan Good what are the Top 10 Ways to get her…
Thanks in Advance
i L0VE KEiSHA n HER CRAZY FAMiLY…
NEFFE iZ iMPROViNG 0N HER GHETT0-NESS TH0…
KEYSHiA iS 0NLY HELPiNG HER GET HER LiFE 0N THE RiGHT TRACK BY BUYiN THE HOUSE..
iM PRETTY SURE SHES NOT GONNA SUPPORT HER FOREVER…
SHE HAS HER 0WN BOOK COMiN OUT So SHE iZ D0IN THINGS 0N HER OWN…
N0BODY WANTS TO SEE FAM STRUGGLE…
i WUd DO THE SAME THiNG iF i SEEN THAT THEY REALLY WANTEd T0 CHANGE…
Say “Key” I’m all those things, and then some
Holla atcha boy! B.R.,LA. aka SSB aka Boosie Ville he knows me well askem bout “piedpiper” he know
If I wanted Keisha, I would say this,”w*****up, my name is ——–. I have average a@@ credit and like grits with butter and sugar. I wake up every morning and ***** excellence; it’s not an easy job but somebody has to do it. My car note is always 14 days late (right before the grace period is over) and I get paid .00025 of your salary every two weeks. I work overtime just to support my bad habit of “stuntin.” I never fill up my gas tank because my gas needle is broke so I drive off the odometer. I hate skinny jeans and pork. I am the only black man in America without a “demo tape” and I will not propose to you, I’ll leave that to you to do for me.
grits with sugar?
NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTT
Keshia’s hair is not the business like that. it’s overdone and ram tough.
RAT
where the heck is my girl Niku and fine Sybil blaize??
Dayum Sista get her teeth fixed now that is a requirement for a nukka..SMH
Judging from her spending habits and her mooching family she will probably end up broke in five years.
@SUCKER FREE
$h!t yeah grits with sugar. Thats the joint right there. I don’t want no salty-a@@ grits for breakfast. I don’t play that. Lol!
Does Brianna and Bishop Joey know each other in person?
I agree that Neffe was rude and out-of-control with her Baby’s Daddy. And yes, she would probably still be in the hood without a place to stay if it wasn’t for her sister. However, when you hear Neffe talks you can tell that she has common sense and that she wants to improve herself. Her sis’ $ and fame has given her a chance to do that. So when you’re trying to make positive changes you get sick of hearing the same old DUMB *****. Yes, she knew dude had issues before-hand so she’s not innocent. But like she said: either step up or step off and the ignorant, ebonic way that guy was talking *****ed me off. “Son? Son? Dis minez though. Diz MY SON! My son though, I’m sayin’. Dis MINEZ!! Son?? SON??” Ugh-it was terrible. No Neffe wasn’t much better but she does care for her kids: for that dude to show up with ONE lil outfit, no $, no plan…who can blame her for losing it? I was embarr*****ed for her and him, the way they were carrying on in public. But I can’t blame her for being frustrated.
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yep yep yep
You can add the fact that dude tryna low-level K-Fed his way up in the Coles Clan and/or gain some possible air time.Him and his people were on some ‘I’m on BET’ *****…
Oh and I dunno why some of yall are acting brand-new about Keyshia’s new look/attitude – WHATEVER.I guess I’m the only one who remembers how horrible she looked/sounded when she first came out. Buck/ *****ed out teeth, chicken legs, Kitchen table hairdresser hairstyles, ‘Rainbow’ fashion sense,
tore up attitude, etc etc etc…
lol@slide, or they should of asked stacey dash…lol
I’m feeling the Bram Stocker’s Dracula hair do! Very stylish!!
In this order of what I`m trying to get at in regard to Ms. COLE !
1) Her cho cho
2) Her breast
3) Her lips
10000000) Her heart !
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someobody shoot nicole!
Imma knife her for you charlieblanko, kay?
THERE ONLY 1 THING THAT KEYSHIA COLE LOOKS FOR IN THE FELLAS THAT’S NOT ON THE LIST:
**IF YOUR GOVERNMENT LAST NAME IS JENKINS, YOU SAY “YEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” ALL THE TIME IN YOUR RHYMES & YOU LOOKIN’ LIKE SOMEBODY’S GRANDADDY BY THE TIME YOU HIT 23 IS DEF A KEYSHIA COLE CATCH
100 on yall hoes
@ MIA- I totally agree with everything u wrote. Neffe is lame and completly crazy. What type of addict is KEVIN? Did KEVIN look high or drunk on the show? Even if he still is living with his mom that’s his business.
@ Moi- I feel exactly what u wrote! Neffe owes Keyshia for all she got since her sisters fame. She needs to get a job, If she keeps on acting rude and disrespectful arounds her kids CPS will get called. YA know I work for CPS- Social Worker. I will have someone in her area look into this abuse and neglect. Now that’s real talk!!
Just because Kevin bought 1 outfit, maybe that’s all he could afford. Neffe needs to be thankful he trying 2 make an effort. Some men will be like whatever. I just hopes her childrens future looks brighter and better.
Does any know KEVIN’S full name? That’s NEFFE’S son father…
Loving God should be 1st on the list not #9.
GOOD LUCK ON TRYING TO FIND ALL THOSE QUALITIES IN ONE GUY,YOU MIGHT GET NICE TEETH THATS BOUT IT
sounds like Keyshia don’t kno too much about men
but good luck on findin any man with these characteristics on ur list keysh
she really is a pretty girl
There’s no such thing as the perfect man or woman. We’re all messed up one way or another. If Keysh can find a man with qualities she listed that should be good enough.
I bet if she’s still single in 10 years that list will start getting shorter. Some women will get so desparate all he has to do is breathe. Hopefully that won’t be the case with her.
______________________ATTENTION______________________
I’m an open opportunity seeking employer looking for woman and men to fill some positions. Must be as attractive, fit and willing to work odd hours. Please send all interested to freetopee78@yahoo.com and myself or one of my *****ociates will contact you.
Mock’s List:
1. Do what Mock says
2. Spoil Mock
3. Listen to Mock always
4. Mock is always right
5. Mock, Mock, Mock and so on
@ Vee
I agree, Neffie should be frustrated. Kevin was so ignorant. He was pointing at the baby showing no cl***** or respect. Kevin was ignorant and had problems before, and Neffie knew it. Now she has to tolerate him.
The last meeting that Neffie had with her ex husband was loud and unruly. He didn’t see the children in a year and she flipped on him in the streets, screaming and venting her frustrations that he took up with her cousin and how he has not shown his face in a year. All of this took place in front of her 3 children in the street. Neffie has to learn how to control herself in front of her children. Children need an emotionally stable enviroment. Not screaming, cursing and chaos. She need to get it together.
@ MIA AND VEE
Neffe should give the man a chance. If she wanted a guy with money 2 have a kid with, she picked thw wrong nude. KEVIN bought his son something. That’s better than nothing though. Neffe has a bad, nasty, crazy, unfit personality and attitude!
I just viewed the video again. Kevin my any means wasn’t pointing @ the baby. Neffe got out of hand. Talking bought the clothes he bought and questioning him. I believe Keyshia is taking care of her sister and sister kids. Keyshia should have custody of NEFFE’S kids. NEFFE is crazy and needs some serious anger management cl*****es. She needs to dress more cl*****y instead of her butt hanging out.
DOES ANYONE KNOW KEVINS FULL NAME????????????
Keysh has some good qualities that she looks for in a man, similar to what i want also. As far as this being the reason her and jeezy isint together is bull ***** and words of the haters. where do u think she gets these qualities from?? He is all that it is and i bet she still ***** with him. I know my relationship with my man is the same. its just that they both doing their owm thang. couple years from now think about me, what i say,keysh and jeezy and pick your face up from the floor!!!
that sounds like the perfect man…i hope she finds him.
Keyshia is overrated.
i like the hair do i think Keisha should have left the gap in her mouth. trying to change yourself because it didn’t work out with your relationship is stupid to me. yes at first he might be a Lil jealous then afterwards ***** it’s like oh well.
@ Sara
I don’t know kevin’s name but he was not behaving himself. He was pointing at the baby saying “this aint no game right here”, This is mine. He is very young and immature. I will give him credit for buying the baby some clothes.
Neffie did find a job before she got pregnant. I don’t know what happened to that job.
I don’t think keyshia wants the burden of raising 4 kids with her hectic career. Just because she has the finances does not mean she is equipped to take on the responsibility of raising 4 kis that she did not give birth to.
I do applaud Keyshia for helping Neffie out and buying her a home and putting her children in private school.
@ sara
Yeah those brown shorts were not appropriate. She is way too big to expose her butt like that with a baby in tow. How uncl*****y.
@ mis ROLL THE LINK BACK AND TELL ME WHAT HIS NAME IS?? i WONDER IF HE GOT A MY*****E PAGE.
***** outta here she proposed to Jeezy. I’m an upgrade without even trying.
So believing in God is # 9 on the list??
I’d smash Keyshia
I WANNA ***** THIS ***** IN THE FACE
oh my
I really like Keisha Cole and she looks sooooooo pretty with the black hair. Thank god she got rid of that ghetto fabolus red hair. Unfortunately she brings out the latter hair for special occasions, but that can be forgiven.
Hey I liked when keyshia had that red hair with the blonde streat in the front. That was hot. Everytime a black person does something nowadays it has to be ghetto. *****ody calls pink, ghetto when she wears those different colors. Stop stereotyping your own race. You all sound so ignorant.
You would be ready to fight if a white person called you ghetto for chosing to wear a certain hair style.
i bet her butthole is the size of a dime.
i like her hair! and the list seems like a desperate call for a man to me. why does she feel the need to broadcast all that? we all have our “lists” aint nothing special about that!
i still like her though, but i think she gotta let go of her men issues.
@Bossip
OMG! Y’ALL TOO SLICK BOSSIP!! Y’ALL KNOW KEYSHA AINT GONE LET *****ODY WITH A REAL MEAT STICK HIT THAT! THE ONLY CATS HITTIN THAT GOT BIG *****IES, FAT JUICY *****ES AND A STRAP-ON!! LMAO!
KEYSHIA. WHEN YOU GET THIS YOU SHOULD KNOW WAS UP? ITS ONLY ONE THING I CANT TOUCH KEEPING US APART SO MUCH. IF YOU TAKE A CHANCE THE NEXT MOVE IS YOURS. ILL PUT MY CARDS ON THE TABLE IF YOU PLAY WITH IT YOU ARE ABLE.YOU WILL FINE YOURSELF A WINNER OF A LIFE TIME. WHATCH LOOKING FOR IS WHAT YOU GET WHATCH YOU WANT IS WHAT I NEED GETTING TO KNOW YOU AND ITS NOT A DREAM. P.S.GENUNIELY NICE AND PATIENT (786)712-93__ MIA.
SHE IS PRESSED LIKE ***** FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE HER *****..LOL
Stop *****in Hatin Oh Hah Hair Hatin ***** Hoes These Days Got Dam And Her Hair Is Very Pretty And I Like Hah Ghetto ***** Family
I really like this hairstyle. I have been looking for a style for my wedding and I think I have found one. I also want to say I love you as a person and your style.