In Chubby Lumpkins News: Slimmed-Down Jessica Simpson And Her Glorious Sweater Puppets Are Finally “Revealed” In The NYC Streets [Photos]

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Is it cold in New York today???

According to TMZ reports:

Jessica Simpson ditched the frumpy clothing and lowered the giant handbag and let the world have a look at her new body as she went to lunch today with hubby Eric Johnson in New York City.

In her recent public outings, Jess has hid her bod under multiple layers of clothing and held her mammoth bag up close … so no one could get a clean look before her big reveal today on Katie Couric’s new show.

So you supposed “reveal” all this new weight loss and you wear all black (we all know that trick, trying to look slimmer), then you cover up everything so we can’t get a real good look *side-eye*.

However, the real truth about Jessica’s weight loss is in those calves and ankles.

Long story, short…she’s got some more work to do.

Image via SplashNews

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