Boosie ain’t go to jail for this…

Rapper Webbie has been arrested for battery and robbery after allegedly kicking a woman down a flight of stairs and filching $340 from her pocketbook but Web tells us, none of it’s true.

Via TMZ reports:

According to a police report filed in Baton Rouge, LA, Webbie is accused of attacking a woman inside a Chase Suite Hotel early this morning after being banned from the premises — kicking her down two sets of stairs before swiping her purse and stealing $340 in cash.

The details surrounding the altercation are unclear.

According to the report, Webbie was arrested on the scene at approximately 2:30 AM.

A rep for Webbie tells TMZ, the rapper met the woman behind the accusations at a party last night — but he never attacked her, or stole her money.

The rep admits Webbie took money from the woman’s purse — but insists the money is his … and the woman in question had stolen it from him.

The rep says Webbie — who was released today on $9,000 bond — plans to fight the accusations.

If this ain’t savage life then we don’t know what is. Headbutts, drunks, kicking people down the stairs; we are really a society of classy people.