Curtis Hasn’t Reached His Platinum Plateau

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The numbers are in and No cents still hasn’t gone platinum. It’s a good thing his Formula 50 Vitamin Water is good. The featured “Quote of the Day” Lil Weezy is a fan:

I got beaucoup 50 Vitamin Waters. He got the coldest one, the rest of ’em are really nasty. For real – don’t get that Revise – that other purple one. Naaaah, you gotta get that Formula 50. I done been fooled like that plenty of times. 50 got like the best-tasting Vitamin Water.

To date Curtis’ numbers: 906,198. Poor thang. Oh well, his ass is still getting $$$.

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