Random Ridiculousness: Burger King Cologne

Posted on December 17th, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Random Ridiculousness, SMH

Posted by Bossip Staff

BURGER KING

The King is launching a new body spray called, Flame. The new cologne was just released and reviews are not so good:

Burger King is hoping to be known as more than “The Home of the Whopper.” This weekend, the fast food chain rolled out “Flame,” a new men’s body spray billed as “the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” And an informal survey by the Boston Herald found that there are men out there who’d wear it – even one who seemed to be named after a meat. “It’s very nice,” said Salami Caushi, 55 and a South Boston resident, who was sipping hot coffee at the Burger King on Broadway yesterday. As his companion grimaced, Caushi sprayed the scent on his wrist, and then took a long sniff of Flame for men. “Yes, nice,” he said. Tony Rama, who was sitting downwind of Caushi, strongly disagreed. “It’s much too heavy,” he said. A few tables away, Reno Hoxhallari, 29 and from Medford, was taken aback by the burger joint’s new product. “It’s got to be a joke,” he said, as he scrutinized a photo of the chain’s cartoonish King, languishing by the fire, wearing his crown and little else. Two days ago – just in time for the holidays – the fast food chain began selling the body spray, for $4 a bottle, at Rickey’s, a New York City retailer, and on the Web site, http://www.firemeetsdesire.com/.

How many Bossipers are trying to smell like a BK Big Fish and a small fry??

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  • bg

    smh

  • bg

    I am a fan of the king tho

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    Does it smell like flame broiled burgers? ugh

  • HuNnY BuNz

    Everybodies tryn 2 keep afloat in this recession…SMH just selling anything

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    i hate burger king

  • Aunt Viv

    Why would I want to smell like that? To attract mice? Ugh.

    Hi Ermy!!!

  • tif

    Holy crap that’s nasty

  • Redd Tony

    Great.. now the poor soul wearing it has to worry about being mobbed by big girls when walking down tha street….smh

  • pm

    fat chicks will love it

  • richie

    Of COURSE someone named “Salami” would like it!!!!!

    HAHAHAHA!!!

  • pm

    I can see it now some fool smelling like a whopper and musky ass.

  • *MiSsUnderSto0d*

    i think datz disgustin..i HATE hamburgers too, so i would not wanna smell it on anybody..ugh, yuck…sMh..

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    AUNTY VIVVY!!! :)

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    i agree @ Miss. I dont eat hamburgers or any fast food for that matter. this is just utterly gross

  • Aunt Viv

    @Ermy,
    I hate Burger King too. So gross.

  • Ms. T.

    *******OFFICIALLY DEAD!!!********* LMAO

  • Angry Man

    I wouldnt wear it even if i bought it

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    NO, no guys!

    It’s for when you spend time in the long lines waiting for the food, you can purchase cologne. This way you can cover up your stink with cologne!

    Ahh…the sweet smell of rubbing alcohol and fries.

  • Redd Tony

    I know! You can use it as a flame thrower… yeah!

  • The Sky Is My Limit

    wtf

  • deja

    I’d buy it.

  • Motownwife

    This is Burger King’s new hustle, selling perfume. They couldn’t come up with anything better.

  • Ermy Erm (Chitown til it go DOWN!)

    :shock: @ deja…you mean for the pure novelty of it right?

  • susanimate

    The King is so creepy. The only thing his cologne would attract is my foot up his ass!

  • Pynk (MY FINGER TIPS ARE COLD AND I’M MEAN MUGGIN YOU RIGHT NOW)

    JOKE RIGHT?

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    The King scares me

  • Wenzel Dashington

    Yes we’re in a recession…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re

    @Nikki Underwood…

    Imagine him in your room…standing in the corner as you sleep….

  • JJ

    I can just imagine it, the big girls will be all over me, um um umh!

  • JJ

    Talking bout what combo number are you wearing, opps I meant fragrance. LOL

  • JJ

    Hold up, hold up, talking bout, why everytime we go out, I get so huuuuuuuungry! LOLOL

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Is he planning to slip money in my pocket?

    I would have a heart attack!! He would prolly tie me up with those chains…

  • Illuminate Truth

    The same company that makes their fragrance also makes the “flame broiled” chemical flavoring that goes into their burgers (what?…..you thought you were tasting real food?…nope). Some of the same chemicals used to make smell good is used to make taste good….real talk.

  • JJ

    Excuse me Ms U, have I seen you somewhere before. Jow are you doing ;->

  • JJ

    ^How^

  • JJ
  • Yvoone

    I asked my boyfriend if he would buy a cologne made by Burger King with a “hint of flame broiled meat”(that description cracks me up) and he looked at me like I was crazy. LOL

    I don’t know why but the Burger King man makes the hair on my arms stand up. He creeps me out big-time.

  • Yvonne

    @Re…girl I know exactly what you mean.

    I thought I was the only one who was creeped out by that big plastic man, but I see from these posts that a lot of other females are also. Whenever I see him on TV I shudder.

    POLL: Is it just the females who find this dude creepy or do men find him creepy too.

  • pm

    maybe they got a 2 piece and a biscuit body spray for the ladies

  • Kee Lo Lo

    This is funny as hell I’m cracking up and everyone in the office is looking at me like I’m crazy. Why are yall trippin? There is nothing wrong with walking around smelling like a Whopper LOL.

  • JillyBean819

    I would be willing to eat some of the people who post on this site for some Burger King fries. They are so GOOD!

  • FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    IF BUSH CAN DODGE SHOES THEN BK CAN HAVE BODY SPRAY

    THIS IS A GOOD FOR EXCUSE FOR THE FELLAS WHO LIKE TO GET THEY’RE ASSES LICKED BY THEIR GIRL DURING SEX

  • I iUv hIp HoP

    lol @ fat chicks will love it..smh tho

  • Phenomenal Me… Ms. Dee

    Honestly… who wants to smell like flame-broiled beef? The King has sunk to new lows… surely they must be kidding?

  • Phenomenal Me… Ms. Dee

    And I agree with the posters who fear The King. He is mad creepy… that perma smile and toxic looking hair… so Nightmare on Elm Streetish… *ugh*

  • Raquel26

    You have GOT to be kidding me?!?!? This is definitely some off the wall sh_t and whomever may spend their hard earned cash on this cologne; I will pray for you. lol

    Who the hell wants to smell like a f_cking burger?? LOL @ Redd Tony for his “big girl chasing someone down the street comment”. :)

    I just dont think this is a very good idea. And besides, that muthaf_cka scares me too. He reminds me of those old ass masks of Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon. Scary as hell!

    Hmmm…has anyone actually seen the person UNDER the costume?

  • Melzy

    Clearly they need to rejuvenate their marketing team (translation: hire people under the age of 75, who are in touch with reality).

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