Simon Cowell Kisses Beyonce’s Bum

Beyonce, News, On the Come up, Sports, out of pocket

December 18th, 2008 99 Comments 19827 Views

Posted by Bossip Staff

Simon Cowell had to eat some crow when asking Bey to perform on X-Factor after previously saying she was talentless:

We might have forgotten about Simon Cowell’s tongue lashing a few years back but Beyonce probably hasn’t — mainly because she was the subject of the ‘talentless’ rant. “I find the whole thing mystifying. She’s not sexy, she hasn’t got a great body and she’s not a great singer,” Cowell told Esquire. According to the Daily Express, Simon had to eat those very words when forced to ask the “I Am…Sasha Fierce” singer to perform on the ‘The X-Factor.’ In fact, Simon had at least two people to apologize to as Beyonce’s father, Matthew Knowles rang in him in stating “Simon wouldn’t know a hit song, image or talent if it hit him in the face.” There is no official confirmation of said apology, however, the UK’s Daily Express says ‘Sasha Fierce’ demanded an apology before ‘putting a ring’ on that stage.

Beyonce is just about the biggest draw in the world, and at some point this British buffoon figured she was a wash and got out of pocket. Not so much of a wash anymore, huh Simon?

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99 Responses to “Simon Cowell Kisses Beyonce’s Bum”

TrueReligion

12/18/08, 13:12:pm

I would kiss Bey’s bum ANYDAY!

Hannibal

12/18/08, 13:14:pm

BEYONCE IS TOO FINE…

malaika

12/18/08, 13:15:pm

Yea her performance wa on saturday…keep up bossip! Check out Alexandra Burke on youtube to see the winner of the x factor and the duet she did with beyonce. (since bossip have failed to do so)

Ima Do Me

12/18/08, 13:20:pm

yes, what would Simon know. who is he?

Angry Man

12/18/08, 13:21:pm

Simon need to sit his azz down!

Nina Knows

12/18/08, 13:25:pm

Simon was right the first time.

da darkness

12/18/08, 13:25:pm

he’s given the world a bunch of nonsense. She’s been putting it down, he could never get it up

da darkness

12/18/08, 13:31:pm

what the eff? how does one taste some booty hole. like like eating booty is just wicked. there’s *****ty pampers and that ***** stank how is there gonna be *****ty mouths and that ***** is foul.

***** Said

12/18/08, 13:36:pm

I wonder if Simon’s “rant” was taken out of context. I can only believe someone would say this with a hint of sarcasm seeing that he named everything that beyonce is known for. “She not sexy”- Wrong, “She hasnt got a great body”-Double Wrong, “She’s not a great singer”-Wrong again. All he forgot to say is that she cant dance. Sounds like a bit of rubbish to me.

Meeko From Detroit (Support The Big Three Auto's We Build The Cars You Black Folk Floss Out In)

12/18/08, 13:36:pm

im in the top 10

Meeko From Detroit (Support The Big Three Auto's We Build The Cars You Black Folk Floss Out In)

12/18/08, 13:37:pm

Simon would have them london lips all on beyonce bum bum.

Shani

12/18/08, 13:46:pm

SImon is a mean, uptight man who is filled with negative criticism. He is not happy with anything or anyone. He has to accent the negative always.

leogame

12/18/08, 13:53:pm

Hmmmmm….lmao

d303

12/18/08, 13:55:pm

there is always truth inbetween the lines……get off her nuts….she’s not Jesus..like *****ody can clown her lace front a$$$$

bkf

12/18/08, 14:02:pm

I wonder what simon could have said if they had Rihanna there… cause we all know she cant sing or dance only has a good body.

SASHA FLOP

12/18/08, 14:10:pm

please, he’s throwing her a bone since her album is flopping. he’s helping HER out. he’s been in this business as long as her daddy, if not longer, and has made many more stars. i think it’s safe to say he’s only calling it like he sees it.

and where is the proof that said “apology” ever took place?

A Fan!

12/18/08, 14:11:pm

Simon is filthy rich he doesnt care about yall! lol

dayg715

12/18/08, 14:11:pm

i call bull*****. if she performed on saturday, why are we just hearing about this now?

Morpheus

12/18/08, 14:33:pm

Simon is a *****, but he’s right

Sepia830

12/18/08, 14:36:pm

Simon is a professional music critic. If he says Beyonce is talentless, I am inclined to take his word for it. (Plus her latest album sucks *****!)

Tracey

12/18/08, 14:37:pm

She performed with Alex on x factor on Saturday and her performance with Alex sealed the deal.

Rhianna was meant to perform on the same show with a group called JLS, and backed OUT once Beyonce was shipped in to perform with Alex.

Talley-B (call me Steel)

12/18/08, 14:38:pm

im more mad at the fact that he said Bey doesnt have a banging body….
what tv is he watching???

Talley-B (call me Steel)

12/18/08, 14:40:pm

sasha flop…..

please….stop it…..you are a retard for this crap, im starting to believe that beyonce stole tyour boyfriend or something. did she not sign your autograph or something??? because you be up in her ***** more than tissue errday….

sasha flop is stupid

12/18/08, 14:41:pm

@sasha flop,
child you need to stop making yourself look dumb. what universe are you living in cause that album is FAR from a flop? top 3 since it’s been out, it officially crossed the 1mil mark as of sunday (in one month). haters only look stupider when they try to hate on this girl. nice try though, next time make sure you have facts first

Jason B. Real

12/18/08, 14:42:pm

Other than her singing voice (which she needs to take down a notch), I really don’t think that Beyonce is all that. Beyonce seems to not know the meaning of moderation.

sasha flop is stupid

12/18/08, 14:46:pm

@sepia830

you are inclined to take his word? this is the same man who has gone to news outlets praising britney spear’s performance on x factor. the one that the british media is *****ed about cause all she did was lip sync and walk around the stage. this is the same man who wants britney to be a mentor on AI, a show for singers. the same man who said jhud couldn’t sing. are you inclined to believe him on all these too because he is a professional music critic?

unique

12/18/08, 14:47:pm

by the way beyonce album is not flopping it doing good on the charts so check ur info!!!!

Illy

12/18/08, 14:49:pm

Simon, tell me how her ***** taste.

CreamyPeach

12/18/08, 14:59:pm

Yes, Sasha Fierce went platinum in 3 weeks, has 2 hits in the top 5 and has the Single of the year Rolling Stones claimed.

Is that how you define “FLOP”?????

kevin

12/18/08, 15:00:pm

So let’s get this straight bossip. it’s ok for you to call her talentless, but when a White guy does it, he’s out of pocket?

Iwin

12/18/08, 15:02:pm

Trust the comment goons to get their facts wrong. Simon is not just a music “critic”, he’s a big time television producer and A&R guy. The music he has released on his own label through Sony BMG and TV programs he’s produced account for a far more impressive (and lucrative, meaning rich for you morons) resume than Matthew *****ing Knowles has ever done.

marquies

12/18/08, 15:03:pm

sasha flop go sit yo ***** down, her album aint floppin its still in top 3 and its been out over a month, and this is the fatest her cd has ever gone platnuim 3 1/2 weeks. shes outselling dangerously in love and b’day (in the time spand do far) so how is she floppin, she has the #1 single in america YES! SL is bac @ #1, and If I Were A Boy is a world wide smash it has been number one in over 8 countries, and been number 3 in the us, in 4mins bey sold out two 14,000-seat areans in Ireland, and also sold out another show in ireland and they had to add another date in london due to high demand and flopping go sit yo ***** down sumwhere

jaiiz

12/18/08, 15:08:pm

dude needs to keep his talentless ***** in tha UK tho
he wouldn’t kno talent if it kick him in tha *****

Exxon300

12/18/08, 15:14:pm

Beyonce is fine.

Tasha

12/18/08, 15:18:pm

Yes, and they sang the heck out of that song “Listen”! Alexandria sounded good, I like her raspy voice but she could barely compose herself once Beyonce hit the stage but Beyonce held that hand and they sang that song and it sounded great!

Tasha

12/18/08, 15:19:pm

@Tracey I heard that to but wasnt sure if it was true or not!

spike225xxxx

12/18/08, 15:22:pm

Test?

The Sinister Minister

12/18/08, 15:25:pm

Test?

I hate Bossip!

Misty Knight

12/18/08, 15:30:pm

I always find that comment funny since he’s responsible for launching the “awesome careers” of Kelly Clarkson, Rueben Studdard, Fantasia, and Clay Aiken. Wait where are they now? I usually agree with Simon, but then again this is the same interview in which he stated that Ashlee Simpson was a great singer! so that comment alone made everything else null and void.

Octavia

12/18/08, 15:32:pm

Simon is an idiot. NONE of his Idols have come anywhere close to where Bey is.

Say What!

12/18/08, 15:38:pm

I totally agree with Simon….he shouldn’t have apologized for nothing. The only reason they wanted on the shoe is because the winner is a big fan and they it would be nice. Beyonce is not all that talented she bites and steals most of her material anyway.

Say What!

12/18/08, 15:41:pm

And…..her album is some GARBAGE!!

SAM SNEED

12/18/08, 15:46:pm

Bottomline, the only reason she’s an icon is because of her azz and legz…..singing is becoming a lost artform

Lady L

12/18/08, 15:54:pm

i saw the performace on utube and she did a good job with alexandria, they both sounded really good..

Roe ski Love

12/18/08, 15:56:pm

Beyonce is the Aretha Franklin of this generation. She will go down in the history books as a music icon and legend.

mzsweetface

12/18/08, 15:58:pm

Simon is entitled to his opinion and if her sales weren’t down I doubt she would appear on the show. I will be watching cause I want to see if there is any tension between the two of them or will they act like nothing happend.

Roe ski Love

12/18/08, 16:00:pm

Would some of you who say that Beyonce is not the shiznitt, start naming female singers who are current, that can top her in record sales, performance ability, stage presense, etc. I’m waiting?

Tameka

12/18/08, 16:16:pm

He talked ish about Jennifer Hudson then recanted his statement later on after she made it big. I think he is full of BS

Mattie

12/18/08, 16:18:pm

Simon is uber silly…especially for that comment. I’m not saying you have to like Beyonce, but who else is in the game nowadays working harder and/or doing better than B?

I didn’t think so…

pm

12/18/08, 16:23:pm

she should have cancel 2 hours before on his *****. out of spite

pm

12/18/08, 16:27:pm

beyonce’s booty is not better then Tara Reids

slimpickens

12/18/08, 16:33:pm

Theis lady is beautiful, talented and for real!!!

slimpickens

12/18/08, 16:35:pm

Beyonce’s song “If I were a Boy” was voted one of the 20 best songs of the year.

Pynk (THE SNOW HASN'T STOPPED COMING DOWN & MY CITY IS SHUTTING DOWN!!)

12/18/08, 16:40:pm

she is so beautiful

leesa

12/18/08, 16:46:pm

i think she just ok. i think that her cds do so well cuz she works herself to death. cuz i have all her cds and they dont move me or blow me a way honestly. and i wont call her ugly and say things like that

Tracey

12/18/08, 16:55:pm

everyone needs to check out some of Simon’s acts before they give him critical acclaim. Remember this dude used to tear into Jennifer Hudson for a Fantasia win. Some artist on Simon’s records go by Sinnita, a black lady in the 80’s singing about white men with blue eyes. Teletubbies, Mr bobby, power rangers and such.

Yes it is true Rhianna backed out of X factor once Beyonce turned up.

Tapanga

12/18/08, 16:59:pm

Simon is right on the money about what he said about Beyonce. Bossip is just mad because they are Beyonce ***** eaters. But, you like who you like who am I to hate or call bossip out. The only thing I am saying is to be a good gossip site. You have to stay neutral. State the news and keep it moving. Don’t make silly little comments after each and every photo.

Stop the madness

12/18/08, 17:02:pm

Whether or not you PERSONALLY like Beyonce, are tired of seeing her, or PERSONALLY like/dislike her album, the facts are that she’s sold more than any of his idols, her album has and continues to kill the charts in this day and age of downloading music AND she’s viewed as beautiful by many people. Besides that she is a hard-worker who strives to be a positive role model and member of our society. I admire Simon for his honesty most times but that, and the length of time he’s been in the industry, do NOT make him right all the time. And he was flat out wrong here. If she was as bad as he claimed she was, why would he need her on the finale of his show, which BTW garnered more viewers than ANY episode this season. And if you tell me it was just to make Alex’s “dream come true” you need to sit your ***** down, because Simon is not one to just roll around granting dreams when his money’s at stake. He “f”ed up with the comment then and he gets to eat humble pie now. Just like he did with J-Hud

naughty

12/18/08, 17:09:pm

well i find it mystifying how this dumb ***** english guy came to be a judge on american idol.he aint sexy. he aint a good singer, and he sure as hell don’t got a great body. so what kind of crap is he saying? he’s just jealous that his gay ***** can’t be beyonce to attract all those men he wants. still stuck in the closet simon coward? smh.

Pynk (THE SNOW HASN'T STOPPED COMING DOWN & MY CITY IS SHUTTING DOWN!!)

12/18/08, 17:23:pm

naughtyyoufool

12/18/08, 17:27:pm

Laughing at Naughty- how this dumb ***** english guy became a judge on idol- BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DUMB *****- he OWNS, PRODUCES AND CONCEPTUALISED the show, and exported it to the US. You mug.

***

12/18/08, 17:37:pm

Whatever.

Blackberry

12/18/08, 17:39:pm

Beyonce needs a break from the music industry. She actually needs to stop recording for 4 years and take time to produce a quality album and push the barriers that Michael Jackson did with Thriller or Bad did. When someone forever releases tracks it means they are doing things for quick profit and easy fame. A true artist takes time to compose, a true artist doesnt try to get too personal but looks to entertain their audience 100 percent. Michael Jackson will always be the greatest because we he was at his best he took time, felt the music and entertained us all…that is why bad and thriller continues to sell and be played everyday of the week.

If Beyonce wants to be remembered for more, she needs to make this her final album for 3-4 years. Make mega films, have her own show, create a new image (blonde weave and glam look is a little stale) go to africa and get hands on with some of the poor children in the villages…and come back with an album that will make us dance and cry throughout.

Tracy

12/18/08, 18:06:pm

Simon is Right

Adiamondcenter

12/18/08, 18:17:pm

Whats with the hair….why that pic

Word!

12/18/08, 18:17:pm

ARETHA IS SINGING AT OBAMA’S INAGURATION!!!

blaq

12/18/08, 18:35:pm

Beyonce has a coat made of dalmation puppies and eats baby dolphins for breakfast

msgoodie goodie

12/18/08, 19:03:pm

omg why does ppl act like this uneducated, lace front weave wearing, she can’t even speak well during an interview, she cant act, her annoying voice, trust me simon wont kiss that ***** for nothing, at least not with his lips….he was right the frist time, she is talent less beyonce is good for marketing and rating and thats excatly what simon wants …rating for is show…beside that, she is nothing, nothing at all, just a ***** that make a lot of noise on stage shake her ***** and make money……beside that she is the most overrated and hype up ***** i have seen,….well next to jhoe ….

Say It Aint So

12/18/08, 19:37:pm

Simon was right the 1st time. If they wanted real talent they would’ve asked Alicia Keys. Even though she doesnt have a new album out it don’t matter cuz true talent don’t need albums to show that they great!

Christina Aguilera too! Love that hoe. Beyonce….NEXT!

blaq

12/18/08, 19:45:pm

Next beyonce will be responsible for the Hudson murders. But she does need her ***** beat for selling so many records and selling out stadiums. Who in the ***** does she think she is tricking people into liking her.SMDH

Crazy ***** Rodney

12/18/08, 20:10:pm

As long as I have a face, she’ll have a place to sit.

Sibby-On

12/18/08, 20:36:pm

I don’t think a lot of people get his humour, he was probably being sarcastic (all the British are!)

And for those of you claiming he has NOT had one credible artist; I have two words for you…..

LEONA LEWIS!!!!!!!!

badmeaninggood

12/18/08, 20:41:pm

Simon, knows NOTHING. He created a stale boy group, full of grown ***** *****s. He’s NOT the one to judge talen, which is ironic because he judges American Idol.

malaika

12/18/08, 20:59:pm

@ naughty is a fool… i was about to say the same thing!

oh please

12/18/08, 21:04:pm

Stop being so easily led. Neither the manpower nor the technology exists to process a 14,000 seat concert sell out (x2) in 4 minutes. Those astronomical claims are nothing more than hype. Furthermore, Beyonce is not just about the biggest draw in the world. That is more (transparent) hype.

Don’t bother with any hater comments because I am too special to hate anyone – I’m simply throwing the **crap** back where it came from.

F_B

12/18/08, 21:04:pm

Beyonce is just another *****in’ B I T C H !!
Beyonce is just another *****in’ B I T C H !!
Beyonce is just another *****in’ B I T C H !!
Beyonce is just another *****in’ B I T C H !!

***** HER!!

anchord "HISTORY (new athem)"

12/18/08, 21:05:pm

lol to funny

justme

12/18/08, 21:05:pm

That looks like Tyra Banks.

afrogenetics

12/18/08, 21:21:pm

Simon is right.

terry

12/19/08, 00:06:am

Simon is right and Bey is all over the place b/c she’s in that position. As for some of you asking who’s Simon, he’s just one of the richest *****ing media tycoons in show biz. Oh, you niccas on this site should stop fronting off. You know how you get when Bossip drops its swirl bull*****. You sistas can’t wait to show your *****ing ignorance and hatred towards a white women with black guys.Hypocritical *****s!!!

qtpa2t

12/19/08, 00:36:am

I think Beyonce can sing, but beyond that she is over-exposed. I mean damn, is that all she is, a singer? Thats all she does. No love life (JayZ is a publicity stunt, no kids, no education( her diction makes me cringe), no soul. She’s like her character in Dreamgirls. That part was made for her.

Chocolate City

12/19/08, 01:09:am

Word!

ARETHA IS SINGING AT OBAMA’S INAGURATION!!!
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Holla! Aretha will be singing at the Ignauguration of the newly elected President of Chocolate City!! Holla!

marquies

12/19/08, 01:34:am

@ oh please – you must havent herd about the hannah montana tour every single date of that tour sold out in under 5 mins, it is most deffinatly possible to do so, so you can throw yo ***** bac where it came from lol

OH PLEASE~BEYONCE IS FIERCE!

12/19/08, 01:44:am

They can bash her, talk about her, compare her to all the rest…

Bey stands alone as one of the fiercest in the game STILL!
There are others but she is definitely in that group!

black woman

12/19/08, 03:25:am

SASHA FLOP

and where is the proof that said “apology” ever took place?

beyonce cd went plaum ***** please her cd did not flop its in number 3 spot her cd dumb ***** fat *****

headgeneral

12/19/08, 03:46:am

Sepia830 – you are the biggest groupie…just cause simon says shes not talented you have to agree with him?

suck a ***** sepia!!!

Gr*****IsGreener

12/19/08, 07:24:am

Didn’t this whack cracker same the same sh*t about Jennifer Hudson? He should be fired on spot.

jj

12/19/08, 09:00:am

Hell, Simon was wrong about jennifer hudson. She has won an oscar, and will win a grammy award.

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Sepia830

12/19/08, 11:21:am

@sasha flop is stupid

If you can believe your own bullsh*t, then I can believe Simon. If Simon had said something positive about Beyonce you would be using his comments to support your delusions that she is all that. Is her new CD performing better in sales than its predecessors? Not likely. Beyonce has peaked, never mind that she is seriously overexposed. Get over it.

oh please

12/19/08, 14:04:pm

marquies:

No, I did not hear about the Hannah Montana tour dates being sold out in under 5 minutes, but I can tell you that that is hype as well. Please be clear about what I am saying: I do not question whether or not venues/tour dates are sold out. I am saying that it is physically & technologically impossible to sell out that many tickets in 4-5 minutes. The sell out would have occurred over a longer period of time. They are claiming it happened in 4-5 minutes to add hype to the event and to the celebrity.

There is no need for profanity. If it is that important to you, go ahead and believe it and be led by the nose.

tigergrl

12/19/08, 15:47:pm

I have never seen so many haters on a site before. Ms. Goodie Goodie stop drinking so much haterade. Beyonce is where you want to be and never will be. While you continue to look for a job or try to graduate from high school she has transcended the music world. Beyonce is what you want to be but will NEVER be. You are nothing and can only make yourself feel better by bashing her. Poor little person..

tigergrl

12/19/08, 15:54:pm

qtpa2t

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Bey has enough education to handle her business. I don’t know what you are looking at but she is considered one of the most powerful women in the music business. Her diction is southern and that’s who she is. Everyone can’t speak Northernly. As long as she is not breaking verbs she does fine.

oh please

12/19/08, 20:33:pm

tigergrl:

Just because it may have been said that Beyonce is considered one of the most powerful women in music does not make it so. Has there been any evidence to back that claim up? No. Random claims like that find sustenance from people just believing anything that is put out there. Don’t fall for the manufactured images and the manipulations. I think you are much smarter than that.

D-Money

12/20/08, 09:04:am

Beyonce, do you!!! You’re succes will come with haters. I am proud of you. I’am successful in my own right, and wordly people will try do destroy you. But you’re haters will be you’re footstolls to even greater success. Beyonce, if you are a hater short, start working to recruit new one, and make a show out of it, and get mo stacks, watch em hate, as you’re stacks get longer.

D-Money

toocute

12/20/08, 11:47:am

why are some people on here saying others are hating,they are entitled to their own opinion,some believe shes good and some dont,if people were saying this about any other artist such as britney spears, madonna, janet, rhianna,etc would they be hating or are they just telling the truth