Jim Jones Signs a New Deal
Posted by Bossip Staff
With all the G-Unit, Dipset, Koch, etc. rumors Jim Jones has found a home a Sony.
Via MissInfo.tv:
“I just left the lawyer’s office. I signed a multimillion dollar joint venture with Sony. My boss is Rick Rubin and Hip Hop (Kyambo Joshua) is doing my albums with me. What you think Jay-Z is gonna think about that?”
“What’s crazy is that they gave me the same deal that Un and them fucked up back in the day when they got the Sony/Untertainment deal….I got that joint venture, that 50/50 split, they don’t give those out anymore. That’s a Dame Dash, Ruff Ryders deal. And I’m bout to go crazy with it. I’m gonna be a problem.”
“That’s bugged, right? Just think, Minya [note: ok, I’ve known the Dipset guys longer than I’ve been Miss Info so they get a pass, ool] Hip Hop is the guy who did all of Jay’s albums, and Rick Rubin is the man who gave him that monster hit. So I dont know if he was aware of the deal, but its when everyone else finds out….that’s what I imagine will put him in a different kind of state.”
A multi-million dollar deal?? Yeah, Jim Jones is coming up, now hopefully he can take some extra time out to take showers on a regular basis. Good for him.
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He looks soooo dirty!!!
Please these n*gga need a deal with Irish Spring…y must he look so???
Jim jones signs a deal…..With a bath company?? please god let that be it??*looks up at story* aww damn well there is still hope
ROTFL!!! I thought i would be the first to comment on his stankiness! Why he gotta look SOOOOO dirty…i mean funky just ran 3 miles w/no deodarent forgot to shower hot crotch DIRTY!
I love CAPO!! Specially when I feel like going back to the hood (figuratively). That iary of a summer was a great look and still gets play on the ipod! Good for him maybe he can loan cam some money or buy him a vacation home worth braggin about
damn notchy u beat me to it…lol but why can i smell the stankness commin thru the screen?? wheew
Along with the soap and bath, He need to buy a shirt to cover up that mess on his body!!
Why the hell is this ***** always thinking about Jigga…Is he gay?…The first thing that came to his mind right after signing a multi million dollar contract is what Jay is gonna think? Sounds like a chick in High School chick with a crush…Live your life ***** and stop worrying about Jay…Do you think after every multi million dollar contract Jay signs he thinks about how Jim Jones is gonna feel about it…LMAO. This ***** is a complete sucka.
Jim lookin like he just got finished hugging a dead squid!!
The sooner Jim Jones drops off the face of the earth, the better. Why is the industry giving this talentless goon yet another deal?
I would hit that in the dark and not tell my friends. i like my men a bit rough and stank anyway. ***** those sweet smelling down low type metrosexuals
yea i hit his *****…..wuth a ten foot pole!!!ewwww but to each their own..but i mean it look if u sleep with him u’d be itching for days all ova ur body, ***** just looking at him i’m starting to itch..
Can stank be bronzed???????
The only way this ***** got a multimillion dollar deal is if it was to sell crack outta those Sony offices to corny wack deep south rappers, To which he can relate because this ***** is a corny New York wannabe rapper.
WHY HIS FUNKY LOOKING ***** ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE SLIPPED & SLIDED THRU SOME BACON GREASE ???
HEY NOTCH, BMAMA & MAHOGANY !
Baaaaaaaalllllllllin’. Sorry, I had to do that. I think Jim Jones is a lot like Method Man –in the sense that if either of them cleaned up, they’d be too cute.
You know how there are dudes that look grimey or like ugg mug, no matter what they wear? (I.E. Jay-Z and 50 cent.) Jim Jones is the type of guy that with a hair cut and a bath, he’d look HOT.
And, we all know that’s not “keeping it real”. I hold these truths to be self evident that Jim Jones is dirty to not come across as a pretty boy.
What up killer and 504!!!
He will never be able to follow up WE FLY HIGH, he is a one hot wonder
What is his obsession with Jay? I bet he went after this deal to try to get at Jay…how pathetic! Grow up Jim!
hiya 504…why so far..come into the light with us Caroline (aka honeycomb hideout)
Maybe he can now buy Camron a bigger pool.Or at least buy the Dipset members their chains back.
I would still hop on-Jim Jones has some swagger and he’s soooo sexy!
@moomoo
I just gotta get at you. You really need to abandon that mentality baby. Not every clean cut good smelling brotha’ out here is down low. That perception is *****ing it up for the young brothas out here coming up, because they think they gotta be raggedy in order to be accepted as a man by our Black women. Only problem with that is, corporate america will straight ***** on that image and thus they will be yet another jobless locked up ***** generation of *****S. A black man MUST be able to present a polished image, but “on tha’ low” be a *****ing GORILLA when it comes to his corporate and entrepreneural “hustle”. That’s the true key to success.
Not to mention.. this sweet smellin’ clean cut brotha will charm the hell out of you, but then straight ROCK that ***** harder than any “so-called rough” ***** that will smack you on the ***** and call you a ***** while he’s banging you, yet cannot make you *****.
Think about that perception of yours, will ya?
why is he studying jay, and what jay thinks of what he’s doing? come on dude…PULEEZEE STOP IT!! AND GET RID OF THE TACO MEAT THANK YOU!!!
Damn is anybody on here gonna give jimmy his props on inking that deal and stop talkin bout his hygiene??? Y’all just love to hate *****s, huh? Anyway, congrats to one-eyed willie on gettin that paper and hopefully cam and the rest of the dips get they ***** together too.
Good for Jimmy now all he has to do now is shower and shave.
When I first scrolled down to this, I was like…UH-UH, Tracy Morgan needs to put the drinks down!
Multi-million dollar deal meaning what? 2 million?
Plz. I am surprised Hip-Hop is doing his cd…but whateva man…I bet u Jigga knew about his deal BEFORE he (Jimmy) did. lol But good for him.
Maybe we can have a new hit besides “We Fly High” and the remix…lol
Just what we need. Jim Jones and more ***** posing bull*****! We are all *****ing tired of this BULL*****! People are sick of *****S!
^^^ HEY….watch it with using the “n” word…regardless of how GROSS Jim Jones is….
I thought I was the only one who thought he always looked filthy. Him and Busta Rhymes need a supply of soap and deodorant.
And now a note from our new artist………
Jim Jones: “Hello fellow bloggers. Nice of you to stop by. I see you are taken my visage. Note the sweat dripping just so from my taunt torso. The black and color quarter pantaloons. The sun gl*****es, back turned baseball cap and costume jewelery. I added the universal three finger hand display as an authentic touch. All to announce my multi-million recording contract with Sony. Hope you like. I look forward to providing you all with fresh entertainment from the hip hop world’s premier artist–ME! Take care and goodnight.. Oh, please buy my CDs upon arrival at shops and stores near you. You’ll be glad you did.”
Director: “CUT! Great Jimmy boy. Now go hit the showers!”
The N word? We did not create it. You mother*****ers live it everyday! You are holding this country hostage and it has to stop!
CAN YALL PLEEZE FIND A DIFFERENT PIC OF JIM!
He looks . . . old. Are they giving deals to old rappers these days? I mean you have to sell an image, too. Are they going to give out free coupons for viagara and bengay with the purchase of each cd/mp3?
Get off jim nuts you fools.