Get A Room! Freakazoid Florida Crazies Couple Chop Each Other Down On Restaurant Table… In Front Of Families Eating With Kids!

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Categories: Arrests, Crotchy-licious, Florida Crazies, Freaks, Hide Ya Kids, News, One-Time, Pay Yo Bills, Perverts, What the Hell???

Jeremie Calo

Mmmmmmm crotchy-licious!

Via UK’s Daily Mail:

Shocked parents and their children lost their appetites when a couple began having sex on a restaurant table in front of their eyes.

The amorous pair were ordered to stop by the furious boss at the Florida eatery.

But the man involved in the outrageous act, Jeremie Calo claimed his date could not stop as ‘she can’t get up at this time.’

The incident came to light in a police report that claimed the 32-year-old and his partner were ‘having sex on a table in view of minor children’.

That was outside on the patio of Irish themed Paddy Murphy’s in Baldwin Park, Orlando.

On their website the business reveals it has ‘live entertainment’ every other weekend and it encourages visitors to ‘enjoy your visit.’

This was not what they had in mind.

Manager Tom Murphy insisted he tried to put a stop to the couple’s fun the moment he realized what was going on.

According to police he told the couple: ‘Compose yourself, pay your tab or I’ll call the police.’ That was when Calo claimed his friend could not ‘get up.’

Passers-by told America’s Local 6 news they were appalled parents and children had to endure the scenes.

Police were called to the scene where Calo was arrested for fighting with the manager and for refusing to pay his $101 bill.

The couple avoided arrest for the sex allegations because none of the parents wanted to make statements.

Now that’s just nasty! Can’t be doing that stuff on tables where food is served or in front of kids… They must’ve been on bath salts or sumthin.

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