Lucky Dogs: Men Who Chopped Down Two Celebrity Women At The Same Damn Time!

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Caught Creepin', Dirty Dog Diaries, Multi

Men Who Chopped Down Multiple Celebrities At Once

Wouldn't it be nice to just be able to chop down one banging celebrity? Wouldn't it be great to live out that fantasy? Truth is we probably won't get that chance in our lifetimes. But some greedy summonaguns go the extra mile and chop down two bad celebs...AT THE SAME DAMN TIME! We try not to hate. But it's hard. So for now let's take a look at these lucky men and pay homage to their game.
Rapper Chris Brown performs at Gotha Club in Cannes, France on July 25, 2012. After his set, he partied with the crowd and his girlfriend Karrueche Tran, putting to rest all of the rumors that Chris was back with Rihanna. Paris Hilton also partied with Chris after his set... Rapper Chris Brown performs at Gotha Club in Cannes, France on July 25, 2012. After his set, he partied with the crowd and his girlfriend Karrueche Tran, putting to rest all of the rumors that Chris was back with Rihanna. Paris Hilton also partied with Chris after his set... Chris Brown - The term "celebrity" is loose here with Karrueche but you get the point.
diddy diaz Diddy - When he was trying to play coy with Cassie rumors were flying that he was chopping down Cameron Diaz on the sly.
Dwyane Wade - If you take Shaq's emails to heart then you'll believe he was chopping down Lauren London while things were heating up with Gabielle Union. Lucky bastard.
Brad Pitt - He was chopping down Angelina Jolie on the way out the door fom Jennifer Anniston. Poor Jen.
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Justin Timberlake- He supposedly put Olivia Munn in the chop shop behind Jessica Biel's back. Good thing they worked that out.
aaron carter tweets muscle topless shirtless pics Aaron Carter - He was putting his boy band biz in Lindsay's Blowhan while giving Hilary Duff some side business.
k fed K Fed - He was impregnating Shar Jackson and chopping down Britney.
Tom Brady - He got Bridget Moynahan and Gisele pregnant at the same damn time!
Swizz Beatz - He turned Alicia Keys into the most respected side Jawn of all time.
Desean Jackson - Apparently there was some sort of tryst with him, Esther Baxter and Mya. We'd pay to see that.

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