Pure Effing Comedy: “Selena Gomez’s Father” Suing Justin Bieber For Using Stolen Credit Card To Pay For “Member” Enlargement And Buy Yayo For Diddy!

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Man Claiming To Be Selena Gomez’s Father Suing Justin Bieber For Stolen Credit Card

According to TMZ reports:

Justin Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card … and he’s also cheating on his GF with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz … this according to a CRAZY new lawsuit filed in court and obtained by TMZ.

Bieber has been sued in Michigan by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father — who makes some of the most insane, and obviously untrue allegations ever documented in court.

Among the highlights:

— “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”

— “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”

— “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”

— “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. ”

The lawsuit concludes … “I’m an emotional mess … America must boycott biebers music!”

We’re not even gonna lie, we haven’t had a laugh this good in a long time. Clearly, this man is out his mind, but we’ll be damned if this isht isn’t funny than a muhfugga.

Only thing that could make it funnier is if we found out this was all truuuuu! LMMFAO

Image via MTV News


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