Man Claiming To Be Selena Gomez’s Father Suing Justin Bieber For Stolen Credit Card
According to TMZ reports:
Justin Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card … and he’s also cheating on his GF with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz … this according to a CRAZY new lawsuit filed in court and obtained by TMZ.
Bieber has been sued in Michigan by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father — who makes some of the most insane, and obviously untrue allegations ever documented in court.
Among the highlights:
— “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”
— “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”
— “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.”
— “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. ”
The lawsuit concludes … “I’m an emotional mess … America must boycott biebers music!”
We’re not even gonna lie, we haven’t had a laugh this good in a long time. Clearly, this man is out his mind, but we’ll be damned if this isht isn’t funny than a muhfugga.
Only thing that could make it funnier is if we found out this was all truuuuu! LMMFAO
Image via MTV News
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