Mark Sanchez Dumps Eva Longoria
After three months the blossoming cougar-y relationship between Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez has come to an abrupt end. Rumors are swirling that the factor came from age differences that they couldn’t get past. Here’s the official public relations spin:
“Mark adores and respects Eva,” Sanchez’s spokesman told US. “It really was about scheduling more than anything. They will remain close friends.”
Basically he said he was done with her caliente cakes. Poor baby.
Welp, let’s take a look at the cakes he’s leaving behind.