Florida Crazies: Yayo-Sniffing 29-Year Old Popped For “Double-Clicking Her Mouse” INSIDE A Starbucks!

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Hot and steamy…

Florida Woman Arrested For Self Pleasure Inside A Starbucks

Via The Smoking Gun

A woman who was spotted pleasuring herself in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with “white girl” residue.

Police were summoned to the Bradenton business “by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was touching themselves sexually.” When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.

A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered “a glass stem” in the 29-year-old Piranian’s purse that “tested positive for yayo residue,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

Piranian, who denied ownership of the pipe, was arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Pictured above, Piranian is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $1120 bond.

Wonder if her climax was a Tall or a Venti?

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