On the Up & Up…

Posted on December 23rd, 2008 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Michael Jackson, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Camp Jackson denies the claims that he’s about to kick the bucket:

“Concerning [Halperin's] allegations, we would hope in the future that legitimate media will not continue to be exploited by such an obvious attempt to promote this unauthorized ‘biography… The writer’s wild allegations concerning Mr. Jackson’s health are a total fabrication. Mr. Jackson is in fine health and finalizing negotiations with a major entertainment company and television network for both a world tour and a series of specials and appearances.”

Well, it’s good to know that ole dude isn’t about to croak, but perhaps he ought to consider laying off on that skin bleaching/DNA splicing or whatever the f*k he’s doing that makes him look like an albino martian. Poor fella.

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  • Re

    Why 3 million bandages? Why not have one big one.

    Arrested Development voice: “Oh, COME ON!”

  • Re

    @Ms. D

    Lol! Very accurate, they do look like post it notes. What happened to a guaze bandage? Why all that?

    What a waste of band-aids..

  • Talley-B

    thank god he is okay….

  • High Life

    Y it look like he got mini sticky notes around his mouth?!

  • http://myspace.com/joeybishop00 JOEY B

    i know damn well mike aint cut his self up shavin…it look like somebody whooped his ass!

  • Vee-or Bossladee if u nasty

    Morning Y’all. Mike’s crazy as hell but he’s still the best that ever did it.

  • http://www.jebamindtricks.blogspot.com Jeba

    What the hell has he done to himself?

  • Christmas Time aka ATXChick

    WHY MICHEAL WHY? im just going to sit back and pray for this man…..

  • blaw

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  • http://www.myspace.com/afiya00 Afiya

    WOW! He actually came out in public lookin’ like that…ain’t nothing wrong with his lungs…something’s wrong with his head!

    SMDH!

  • Crazy Ass Rodney

    Who you callin poor fella? GOOO AAAWWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ro RO

    And let’s not get it twisted. I have always been a Michael Jackson fan but that thing we have seen popping up every now and then is not Michael Jackson. It has not been for a long long time.

    So please no long drawn out speeches about he the man and all that jazz cuz no one can even say that with a straight face anymore.

  • BlackLADYDoctor

    In that case… he’s really gone overboard with his self hatred, but Joe Jackson azz should be in prison! Then again the Jackson’s would be poor in a shot gun shack home if it wasn’t for ole’ green eyed’ Joe. Is it better to cry in a rolls royce or a Ford Pinto?

  • kd

    RORO bump it then…u sick of my dawg, then don’t read or post regarding him.

    i knew DD would be okay.

  • what happened to my name?

    he looks dead in that photo!

  • ha ha

    glad he is going to be ok.

    yeah, not feeling the butter sticks surronding his face. is this suppose to help him gain weight?

  • Pynk (Digital Girl)

    WTF WTF WTF? Mike why you cutting yer self up? Man… smh..

  • pm

    are his lips fallin off too

  • daviedee

    poor michael so much be said about him people just don’t know what to believe anymore.personaly eyes tired of all this drama.he might not have anything left to give being that bleach takes everything out of you just like when mama cleans and than he be plastic surgery on his genitals,thats a slow kill

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  • ms meca

    michael is talented but his a** is a f*ccin weirdo!

  • SOMER

    The rumors are actually true. It’s been known for a while that MJ is very ill & that is the true reason he has turned down contracts in Vegas. I am not surprised. There has to be some side effects for being to all that self inflicted surgeries he has had. He will never make a comeback.

  • LMAO

    Poor Mike! He is definitely a legend though!

  • http://www.esaw@rock.com marcus

    WELL HE MIGHT NOT BE ABOUT TO KICK THE BUCKET BUT HE SHOW LOOK LIKE IT ANYWAY

  • Abi

    How could we know if that picture is really of MJ?

    we don’t really know huh? and with everyone against him, it could be anyone playing him outthere!

  • Fox News.com – King of Pop is not Sick

    You heard it first, from FoxNews.com

  • http://gallery.me.com/silkyj#100088 Txhustla15 (Austin’s Finest)

    That is is MJ where is the doubt , this cat is in whole nother lane…aside from being a musical genius dude is a pedo – end of story..

  • Obama Supporter for Change

    He might as well salready be dead. He’s not had a hit since the early 90′s. But don’t believe what his camp is saying. After all it was his own autobiographer who made it public. Why hasn’t MJ come out and said it’s not true and that he’s fine? Because his ass is too damn sick to that’s why. RIP freak.

  • HOPE WON

    GET WELL MJ!! COME BACK AND SHOW NEYO HOW IT’S REALLY DONE!

  • Yvonne

    What the hell is up with that photo?

    If he is not near death you couldn’t prove it by that picture.

  • Rogue

    Note to Mike: 4 Ways To NOT Make People Think You Are Dying-

    1. Do no be pajama-fied in public.

    2. Do not wear a surgical mask to Barnes and Noble.

    3. Do not wear some weird a$$ Taliban headgear when you go out.

    4. Do not place 50 million tini wini post-it notes on your upper lip and
    chin…and then pose for a picture.

    Love, the World.

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  • passerby

    25th June ’09 RIP Wacko Jacko, Nobody can deny your place in history whatever they may think of you

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