Florida Crazies: Miami Mommy With Triple-L Tiddays Wants ANOTHER Implant Surgery For “World’s Largest” Record Triple-M!!

These hoes be actin’ up…

Lacey Wildd Wants The World’s Largest Breasts

Via RadarOnline

A Miami mother — whose breasts are now LLL and weigh a staggering 21 pounds — wants to go even larger so that she can capture the record for the world’s largest boobs!

Lacey Wildd — a 44-year-old model and mother-of-six — has already had 12 breast implant surgeries. Right now, she has the seventh largest breasts in the world, and she’s already planning her next surgery for 2013 to boost her cup size to MMM.

Wildd, whose real name is Paula Simonds, says she’s proud to be plastic, despite the fact that she’s had to have an internal bra made of pigskin and her own muscle implanted into her torso to support the weights of her breasts.

Although her kids are understandably embarrassed by their mom, Wildd insists that she’s doing it for them. “I started all this so I can give them a better life,” Wildd told the Sun Sentinel.

“My boobs are my paycheck. Go big or go home is my motto.

“I am proud to be plastic.”

Some role model this beyotch is…

Wildd says she’s determined to go under the knife once again in her drive to capture the record of being the woman with the world’s largest breasts. “If I have triple M implants it will take me into the top five big breasted models in the world,” said Ms Wildd. “There is a top five and then everybody else is below that.

“It will increase my fame and earning power considerably. I want to make the most of this opportunity, to give my kids a good lifestyle.”

Wildd has already made big sacrifices due to her supersized breasts: she can no longer exercise or even pick up her youngest daughter, 5-year-old Jenaveve.

In addition, she’s forced to sleep on her side hugging a pillow because the weight of the implants is too heavy on her chest and she cannot have mammograms, instead having to rely on sonograms.

Cups for kids, sure, whatever…

Her kids are worried the MMM implants will cause awful side-effects such as stretching, tearing, or even an infection that might kill her.

“I don’t want my mom to have her boobs made any bigger,” said her 17-year-old daughter Tori.

“I think she isn’t really thinking about our opinions. What if she dies? Is she taking that into consideration?

“Does she really care that her kids could be left alone?”

Good point. Why is that the kid has more sense than the mother?! At any rate, this ho is dumb, but hopefully she lives through her latest fun bad fill-up for her kids’ sake.

FYI: Just in case you’re wondering, the woman currently holding the record for “World’s largest breasts” is Chelsea Charms.

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