Bossip Power Couple Rankings Part II: Dynamic Duos From Classy To Ashy

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Coupled Up, Dirty Dog Diaries, Multi
Power Couples Ashy Congratulations you've officially reached the "fun" side of the list. Here are the folks that learned the hard way that love doesn't always come packaged in a neat lil bow. Homewrecking, creeping, promiscuous pasts and attention sloring galore landed these pairs at the bottom of the barrel.
d wade 16. Dwyane Wade & Gabrielle Union We love black love and these two make a beautiful pair -- but it's not likely the public will ever fully forget how Wade ditched his wife and labeled her crazy for his Hollyweird "good time girl." Not to mention, rumor has it that dogs don't come much dirtier than D-Wade, who we've heard cheats on Gabby worse than how he did his wife!
Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys Bid against each other for a guitar signed byThe Rolling Stones and she buys a penguin drawn by Swizz and the school kids at the Bronx Charter School for the Arts Auction at Marque, NYC. 17. Swizz Beatz & Alicia Keys You know those folks who know they're dead wrong and like to smile and act like their angels or something? Yeah. Us too. Baby Egypt is really cute, but not cute enough to make us forget his pops was still married to another woman when he was conceived.
18.Kanye West & Kim Kardashian He's known for pitching public tantrums and she "got famous" from a home movie. But he's not so innocent either. It doesn't help that they're talking marriage and kids when she hasn't even been granted a divorce from her 72 day wedding. Peen pics, freaky flicks and a penchant for needing ALL the attention all the time has us wondering why these two aren't ranked even ashier. SMH.
Selita Ebanks Terrence J 19. Terrence J. & Selita Ebanks Sure they're beautiful but he can't act his way out of a paper bag and she slored herself out to half of Hollyweird and the NFL before dating down with this C-lister. Just cuz y'all lightskinned don't mean you ain't ashy!
Ashanti and Nelly 6th Annual DKMS Linked Against Blood Cancer Gala at Cipriani Wall Street 20. Nelly & Ashanti We actually love these two together, but let's be real, Jay-Z and Beyoncé they're not. Ashanti hasn't had a hit since Irv Gotti almost went to jail and if Nelly's not careful about the company he keeps, his friend's h-ron habits will land him behind bars.
Jackie Christie Shares Details Fans May Not Know About Her Marriage 21. Doug Christie & Jackie Christie We heard so much about her crazy ways for years and now thanks to Vh1 we get to witness on a weekly basis. Her own kids don't even like her!
Khloe Kardashian-Odom Lamar Odom Unbreakable Joy 22. Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian-Odom Kris Jenner has been pimping this marriage since the day it was conceived in her office. We're happy for Khlomar that they ended up actually liking each other after getting married for ratings but it's still tacky the way they sell their marriage for mass consumption. Not to mention, it's not fun watching Khloe get freaky for her hubby on TV. It's actually pretty gross.
T.I. Tiny 23. T.I. & Tiny We'd love to rank these two higher thanks to their family friendly T.V. show and cute posse of kids but we still haven't forgotten how Bonnie & Clyde here managed to get themselves arrested not once but twice for doing isht they have way too much money to get caught doing in public.
Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson Kendra Wilkinson parties at Club 207 at the Hard Rock Hotel 24. Hank Baskett & Kendra Wilkinson These swirlers are so sweet to us, but what is that precious faced Baby Hank gonna think the day he sees Mommy's home video and all her magazine spreads? The horror! Oh and is it cruel to mention that Hank's football career is now a bust?
wiz khalifa amber rose 25. Wiz Khalifa & Amber Rose We've seen her vajayjay more than her gynecologist has -- and she's knocked up so that can't be good! Props to her for getting off the pole but that baby is gonna be born with a contact high and probably learn his ABC's by reading the tats off Daddy's face!
ice-t coco freaky freaks 26. Ice-T & Coco Two words: Thong Thursday
27. Jim Jones & Chrissy He looks like he never bathes and she loves catching fade. What a match made in heaven.
28. Tyga & Blac Chyna Pretty much everything we said for Amber and Wiz but on a D-list level.
29. Eddie Cibrian & LeAnn Rimes These two are more trashy than ashy, but whatever. Who can stand this emaciated homewrecker and her whiny Twitter rants? Oh and her hubby ain't isht as an actor.
Stevie J and Joseline at Mansion Elan 30. Stevie J & Joseline It was bad enough when we thought she was a man, but after watching him tote around nasty pee-sticks and listening to her garbled bleating about not being sent back to the skrip club we're convinced that these two are the worst of the worst.

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