Wednesday, October 10th, 2007
The Pied Piper Takes his Foolishness on the Road
Posted by Bossip Staff
Kells is taking full advantage of the postponed court date in his child pornography trial and is in the process of getting permission to go on a US Tour. His tour with Keyshia Cole, Ne-Yo and J.Holiday is set to begin November 14 in Columbus, Ga. OKay, the real reason we posted this is to point out the NY Daily News’ summary of R. Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet”:
“Trapped in the Closet” is a 22-part ghetto soap opera with a cast of characters including a well-endowed midget, a gay pastor and a convict named `Twon. Kelly, 40, released a DVD of the strange saga in August.
Damn, there was a well-endowed midget? We stopped watching after part 6, SMH.
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I’M READY TO SEE PARTS 23 THRU WHATEVER CAUSE IT’S MAD STOOPID FUNNY LIKE AMERICAN PIE FUNNY !
I’D GIVE THE WELL- ENDOWED MIDGET A TASTE.. LOL
The man is a genius point blank period and he getting all the paper!
GO TO JAIL ALREADY. WE KNOW YOU LIKE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUNG GIRLS AND EVEN IF THE LAW DON’T GET YOU GOD WILL.
Is this ***** ever going to have a trial? WTF? Goin’ on concert tours and *****…. He ain’t worried about ***** I see…
i could swear the well endowed midget is in those leather pants
C’mon Kells. Let’s go back to “R.” and “TP2.com” – you know, the real *****. This *****in’ Pied Piper, masked marauder B.S. is *****in’ lame. I mean, dude’s got a white golf glove with cheap-***** velcro on his hand in this pic.
What the ***** happened to this knucka?
Keyshia told us they was going on tour last month. I knew then the trial was gonna get push back.
This so-called “genius” has only been able to am***** ONE Grammy award throughout his entire “genius” career???
Genius my *****.
uh well-endowed midget? THat’s an Oxymoron.
This is the true definition of a “MESS”
everybody i know tryin to see kells, im just not up to it, especially with that lineup, i only like ne-yo really
he’s lame
it was like a train wreck or something — i just couldn’t stop watching!
yes very much so…..lame
Actually, BOSSIP–his show begins here in Greensboro on the 12th! The only reason I know this is because the towns seems to be turned upside down for this *ish! Besides, a co-worker asked me to go with them. I told them that I couldn’t—I had to paint my house, put in a transmission, get my wisdom tooth extracted, rewrite the constitution, perform two brain surgeries and save the world! After which, I’d just be too tired!
This pic is so weird looking to me!!!!
The pied piper DOES NOT I repeat, DOES NOT need another hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They’re just aren’t enough holes for all those limbs.
PEOPLE, PLEASE …bootleg any of his albums. Cause the people who purchase his albums are just supporting child molestation!!
He is a talented man …but that does not mean molesting little girls is okay.
So sick of the justice system!!!
R.Kelley is a sick person and all he thinks about is layin pipe! Keep you daughters from this concert, next thing you know your daughter will be back stage getting *****ed on!
People kill me with that “he didn’t do it to me” *****. If that were your sister, niece, or duaghter, your ***** would not be supporting R Kelly. Dude is sick in the head and people who support him are no better. What do you think gives these celebreties the idea that they can get away with anything? “Fans”
If this were you or I, we would already be in jail with no key in sight. Yet this fool is allowed to continue to tour, make albums and videos and never have to face what he did to those children.
I grew up on 12-Play and I used to love him, but I can’t listen to that ***** now because I think he’s talking about a 12 year old and not a grown ***** woman.
He isn’t even making good music anymore! Are we so desperate for idols that we have to settle for pedophiles? This dude is living his life like he did nothing wrong and people who buy his music are helping him. AND helping him continue to have access to little girls – and oneday it might be someone you know and love. See if you’re singing 12-Play then.
He is the biggest PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is sad people don’t want him to serve time because he is a great producer, song writer, singer, etc. However, he is a rapist / child molester. I hope he gets time behind bars and have to fight off men trying to take his manhood!
I bet nicca’s can’t WAIT to pee on Kellz in prison. Even hardened criminals don’t play that pedophile *****.
But I guess some of you all thinks its cool.
The cartoons and clowns are out again! Why do blacks act so ridiculous? You want respect from white people? Well, you better stop this bull*****! Otherwise, it ain’t gonna happen!
Im gonna fly to one of his concerts, I know I can make a quick $50,000 selling donuts and slimfast to all ya’ll fat *****es in line waiting to see this *****!
R Kelly must be the pied piper, I havent seen an obvious criminal make so many poor, fat and black people think he’s innocent since the OJ verdict.
6am, think about it, you fat unattractive heffas should stop supporting this *****.
I loathe him, but the Trapped in the Closet series is hella interesting. I watched 1-5. I felt bad about supporting a pedophile, but I couldn’t stop watching…
Not even if Jesus is coming with him….
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!
“Ghetto soap opera…”
And I can’t even be mad @ the NY Daily News for that synopsis!
Ne-Yo, tho? Uhm…shouldn’t Jigga pull him off that mess? lol
Can this man hurry up and go to jail already?!
OJ’s going to jail before this *****
Hate if yall must but I know its going to be a good show, epecially Ne-yo, luv that guy. And like 504 said that “Trapped in the Closet” ghetto ***** ***** is funny ***** hell. I’m waiting on the new ones. 6am dude I fell out my chair laughing, you mad funny kid.
“The Cartoon” wrote:
The cartoons and clowns are out again! Why do blacks act so ridiculous? You want respect from white people? Well, you better stop this bull*****! Otherwise, it ain’t gonna happen!
Curly Writes: Clown, what makes you think the Black race wants your respect? There’s enough trouble within your own race. You need fix up your own *****, then get back with us. Not only that, your race is facing issue, after issue, after issue that your grandfathers never had to deal with. No wonder there’s so many “angry white men”. Take that bull***** somewhere else.
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