Lobsters for loot…
Man Arrested For Stealing Lobsters To Sell Them In Support Of His Drug Habit
A Pennslyvania crackhead man is in police custody after he confessed to stealing a large amount of lobsters from a grocery store and planning to sell them to support his drug habit.
via Boston
A Pennsylvania man could spend up to 25 years in prison for stealing lobsters he planned to sell to support his drug habit.
Authorities say 47-year-old Charles Shumanis III repeatedly stole lobsters and meat from Allentown-area supermarkets, including a botched March 1 theft that included a parking lot car-jacking.
Police say Shumanis stole meat and lobsters on two other occasions before he was confronted when he walked out of the store with $350 in lobsters.
A Lehigh County judge on Monday recommended Shumanis serve time at a state prison able to help him deal with his drug and alcohol problems.
Hmmm. 25 years seems a little steep, but more importantly, y’all better not be out here buying loose lobsters from fiends off the street….SMH!
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