Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

When Swirls Go Wrong: Brian Urlacher, Tyna Robertson…and a Riverdancer??

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Tyna Robertson, pictured in the middle is Brian Urlacher’s baby momma. As it turns out, she falsely accused the river dancer, Michael Flately(l) of sexually assaulting her. One-Time picked her ass up today:

Tyna Robertson, the mother of Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher’s son, was arrested by Cook County Sheriff’s police at her Burr Ridge home at 8:30 a.m. today, police said. Robertson was picked up on a warrant for contempt of court charges. She missed a court date and has not made any payments on an $11 million judgment against her for making false sexual assault accusations against Riverdance star Michael Flatley, Sheriff spokesman Steve Patterson said.

We have little sympathy for golddiggers, recession or not. It’s a very slippery slope to climb trying to convince a jury that a riverdancer sexually assaulted you, especially when you’re lying.  Big ups and no disrespect intended to riverdancers the world over; ya’ll get it in on the dance floor.

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Comments(41) on “When Swirls Go Wrong: Brian Urlacher, Tyna Robertson…and a Riverdancer??”


  1. um

  2. BKLYNZ OWN (florida bound)

    SILLY BROAD.TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS..

  3. grillfixer

    top 10, on sum white #hit tho, so who cares???

  4. Chaerim

    She missed a court date and has not made any payments on an $11 million judgment against her

    Sucks to be her! LMAOOO

  5. 2DamTrill

    Dumb *****… an 11 million dollar lie… SMDH

  6. Proud ArmyWifee

    Thats kinda fuuny how bossip put it, I can picture her lying on the stand looking sill as heck lol

  7. Thrill Kill Kult

    damn, shame.

    At least she isn’t dressing her son up in ballerina clothing like Urlacher.

    This smells like a set-up. I don’t know, she has crazy Robin Givens eyez.’

    11million? Wow!!! She better hook up with Dr. J or somebody, because *****ody is making that kind of money…Beyonce and JayZ are spoken for. Bossip you should have a Gold Diggers Fund Raiser.

    In all seriousness I wonder if the river dancer tried to rape her? Why would she accuse such a short pervert of rape if it wasn’t true? If she’s guilty good for her! Rapist are deplorable and false accusers are even worse because they make it difficult for REAL victims to come forward or taken seriously by law enforcement.

  8. pm

    when goldiggin goes wrong

  9. Reins

    Grillfixer your dumb***** cared enough to post a comment so obviously you care. As for me I didnt even know he had a kid..so yea I care. 1

  10. versace

    I thought the story went she was showing him a house and that is where he tried to rape her. She is a pretty girl with color and he looks Irish to me and probally never saw a dark ***** before and tried touch her. Since he’s white, a celebreity who is going to believe her and that is how she lost in court. How dare him tryin to sue her. He is probally a ***** and ***** his river dance bull*****.

  11. Crazy ***** Rodney

    Swirlin Gold Digging SKEEE OOOOOOOOOO

  12. Marquis de Sade

    See! Typical ***** ho behavior. And yall constantly appologizing for for these nasty HIV+ having babies out of wedlock black *****s. I bet these white boys have learned there lessons. Dont ***** with a ***** *****.

  13. chaka1

    She got mental problems…

  14. The_Truth

    “One-Time picked her ***** up today”

    At least get some crackers that are UPDATED. “One-Time?” . . .that ***** hasn’t been heard since Menace II Society, *****holes.

  15. thatbrutha

    Damn is there a black site? Withe OUT THE MINSTRELS RUNNING THE STOOP?

  16. DR.FUNK

    Trajic…pathetic..funny.

  17. always knew

    Well good for her, no on should be lying on someone ’sexually *****aulting’ them….

    @Marquis De Sade- You are a waste of human life. If your mother was smart, she would’ve aborted….

  18. darealwifey

    $11 million? There are children who are *****aulted all the time who can’t re-coup $50 for being victimized by grown ***** people. Does homebody deserve some restitution? If he was falsely accused, of course, but $11 million? When rape victims start getting that much, then yes, that would be fair.

    That penalty was some bulllllllllll*****.


  19. @ The_Truth

    “One-Time picked her ***** up today”

    At least get some crackers that are UPDATED. “One-Time?” . . .that ***** hasn’t been heard since Menace II Society, *****holes.
    _______________

    I believe one-time is meant to be used in a funny manner, like The_Truth as a screen name. Oh. LOL @ your screen name, by the way. I think most black people know we don’t really use one-time anymore. Kind of like the use of crackers in some areas. It’s played. And using the word “*****holes” is normally reserved for those with vaginas when referencing men who are mean. So, unless you are ‘with vagina’ and know that the people who work for Bossip are men, by chance, you might want to consider updating your lingo as well.

  20. rachel

    If she was white and Micheal was black we would be all up in here defending her But Bossip hate black women and therefore she is lieing and The white boy is telling the truth. Every time a black women says she has been raped the media and the justice system claims she is a liar. Based on thier facts only White women get raped black women dont get raped especially by white men.
    ****BOSSIP YOU ARE RACIST PROBALLY RUN BY DESPERATE FAT WHITE WOMEN!***

  21. AmeliaG

    Don’t defend her darealwifey. She is notorious for sleeping with business and professional men then shaking them down by crying rape or threatening to expose them to their wives.The worse thing a woman can do is lie about rape. I hope she goes to jail for the time they would have given that “river dance dude” Brian Urlacher was a fool for sleeping with her without protection. He does however, take care of his child and maybe can even get custody after this ordeal.

  22. AmeliaG

    FYI Rachel you are full of shyt! They were all over that chick (WHITE) when she said Kobe raped her. They published her name in the media, she had no privacy and they swept the floor with her. Stop all this white/black bullshyt! Right is right. This girl was wrong and she just happened to be a black (i think she is bi-racial) girl. Google her and know the real story before you start crying for the race card. IT IS TIRED!


  23. @ rachel

    If she was white and Micheal was black we would be all up in here defending her But Bossip hate black women and therefore she is lieing and The white boy is telling the truth. Every time a black women says she has been raped the media and the justice system claims she is a liar. Based on thier facts only White women get raped black women dont get raped especially by white men.
    ****BOSSIP YOU ARE RACIST PROBALLY RUN BY DESPERATE FAT WHITE WOMEN!***
    ___________

    Maybe Bossip is racist, but perhaps this broad is a money grubbing wench who lied and said a man sexually *****aulted her. To the tune of $11 millions dollars. You would agree that is a little aggressive, I hope. If she was white, rest *****ured Bossipers would be on here calling her every name in the book and rightfully so. Why is it that black women are so readily and willing to jump on the side of a black woman, whether she is right or wrong?

    *****, she could have killed a man and I bet a good amount of dough that your response would be something to the effect of: “Men do it to black women all the time” or “What did he do to make her kill him?” That’s a problem. If you have had an issue with a white man *****aulting you in any way, Bossip is hardly the venue to cope. Be cool.

  24. AmeliaG

    rachel that makes no sense. but I am from Chicago and I know that this chick has a history. Don’t start whining about black/white. This is a right/wrong issue. 11 million is nothing compared to what this man lost because of the accusations. Again, google him. His reputation was tarnished. Women boycotted his shows…. I mean seriously? Let someone accuse a man in your life of rape and she what happens. Then tell me if 11 million is excessive.

  25. AmeliaG

    FYI, I am pro black all the way. I am married to a black man and would never date or ***** outside my race. She targeted rich white men Sweetie. Why are so angry with Bossip when you are clueless as to what is really going on? She has not showed up for her court appearances and a judgement was entered. I don’t think you are very smary.

  26. rachel

    @ AmeliaG

    You are THE FAT JEALOUS WHITE *****ES IM TALKING ABOUT!

    THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT …HATER!!

  27. rachel

    I dont care what any of you say the fact remains that,Every time a black women says she has been raped the media and the justice system claims she is a liar.
    THE TRUTH!

  28. Special K

    @ Amelia G

    I couldn’t agree with you more. It is a sad situation but she did just what you said she targeted the rich white ones. SMH


  29. rachel

    @ rachel

    You are THE FAT JEALOUS WHITE *****ES IM TALKING ABOUT!

    THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT …HATER!!
    _______________

    Can we please get a moratorium on the use of the word, Hater? Please! First, Rachel, what the ***** are you talking about? You are an angry black chick, and you’re sad. I have sisters, and if they wrote the bull***** you have written, I’d say the same thing to them. There’s nothing wrong with being opinionated, but to be as asinine as to think it isn’t possible for this woman to have done what she’s accused of is just beyond my comprehension. Next, you gotta stop with the Hater stuff. It had absolutely nothing to do with what she wrote, or what you wrote. Thank you for proving my point…Hater?? Hating on what? You look a lil’ beat in your gravatar, so I’d suggest taking that down. You are really setting yourself up for disaster when you talk stupid, then start calling people names. That gravatar is unfortunate. I decided to be like you and use a word completely out of context :) Feel better or something

  30. AmeliaG

    Rachel, you are ignorant and I feel sorry for you.

    That black stripper claimed those white boys raped her and those boys got drug through the mud and the media tried to tear them a new *****hole. She even had NANCY GRACE on her side. Guess what? SHE LIED

    Mike Tyson’s accuser – he was tried and went to jail. PERSONALLY, I THINK SHE LIED

    Tywanna Bradley (? spelling) – Google her you ignorant peasant.

    I can’t really think of anymore right now but when I do I will hit you back. You are just very bitter because your guy left you for a white girl maybe, I don’t know. get your facts straight though.

    and FYI I am a black woman of kick***** size.

  31. REALNESS

    It would be horrible if he did rape her!

    11 milli? Wow

    Looks like she *****ed with the wrong one.

    Im sure he offered a settlement.

    Seriously what if he did rape her and got off cause he is hooked up. I hope nothing happens to her in jail over the holiday.

  32. REALNESS

    AmeliaG

    That black stripper claimed those white boys raped her
    ———————

    I think she got paid off. She sold her self out..

  33. AmeliaG

    http://www.suntimes.com/sports/football/bears/115280,CST-NWS-urlacher29.article

    read that. not only did they have consentual (?spelling) sex but she stayed for breakfat, had a chat with his secretary and left happy. I am not making this stuff up. She never cooperated in court, her 100 mil suit was thrown out because of lack of evidence! He then sued her and WON, again, because she never showed up for court because she had no defense. I think part of the problem is that most men would have just paid her to STFU because of what they had to lose but this man was having none of it and applaud him for standing up.


  34. and I care why? Who the hell are these people anyway? I have no clue…

    Anyone???

  35. AmeliaG

    @Realness

    According to the Sun-Times Brian picked his son up yesterday so the kid is safe. I am not concerned with his mom at this point. She will post bail and be out and about in no time.

  36. carlosB

    these *****ing *****gots on bossip’s *****…***** they hoping she does not get that much time.
    You dumb scallywags, dont get it…you just dont get it.

    ***** is a gold-digger..got gaffled trying to come up..simple as that..and the use of one-time…i thought was sincerely hillarious..

    “one time picked her ***** up today”
    lmbao

  37. carlosB

    Tyna Robertson has a dual image – one that of a devoutly religious church going mother and another as a manipulative extorter of wealthy and naïve men, according to court papers. Tyna, who is a gorgeous star from Joliet, however refutes allegations about her being a gold digger. She defends herself by saying that she is a struggling mother trying to raise her infant son who has been thoroughly misunderstood.

    Unfortunately for Tyna Robertson, a Chicago Sun-Times *****ysis of hundreds of pages of court do*****ents, points towards an altogether different story of Tyna. She is accused of aligning with men for the sake of money. She has had a string of boyfriends, which also included known names like boxer Andrew Golata and Lord of the Dance star Michael Flatley apart from several professional ballplayers, a cabinetmaker as well as a physical therapist. She is very fluent in speaking Spanish and Polish.

    ***** IS A SERIOUS *****ING GOLD DIGGER, STOP STICKING UP FOR THIS HOE!!!!!!

  38. Reesie....of Cephus and Reesie

    How the hell do you even meet a River Dance dancer anyway? I know they don’t just hand out at the mall or da club…..WTF? River Dance????


  39. BRIAN URLACHER COOL AS HELL..

    HE MY HERO..

    GO BEARS!!

  40. AmeliaG

    @ reesie. LMAO. That was hilarious. Enjoy the Holidays

  41. Bubothehater

    She is a pro golddigger. She is trash, Urlacher is stupid. he put the kid on a girls’ pullup because that is what they had around. Kids play dress-up. His other kids did the boy’s nails. I am not saying he is a great guy (he is overrated at football), but she is trash. And Michael Flately is from teh south side/burbs of Chicago, not Ireland.

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