Paris Hilton is One Dumb Wheffah

- By Bossip Staff Categories: In White Folks News, News, One-Time

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It’s everyone’s favortie media whore again, the Hilton-ho:

Paris Hilton thinks she might know the person who broke into her home last weekend, because whoever did it knew the exact locations of where she kept her jewelry. A man allegedly broke into Paris’ Los Angeles home, taking an estimated $2 million worth of her belongings. And after reviewing her home surveillance footage, Paris has come to the conclusion that it wasn’t a stranger who committed the crime.

She [says], “I think whoever did this definitely has been there before. We have some suspects that I’m thinking of.” But the star is convinced authorities will soon put the culprit behind bars. She adds: “You know, it’s just an invasion of privacy and it’s happened to me before. It’s really scary but they’re doing a huge investigation on this and we’re going to catch this person.”

But Paris is definitely being compassionate to whoever did it, even putting out this message to them: “I would tell them to please return my things, because I know that they’re probably watching E! News right now, to return everything and that’s it,” she said.

“They just have to anonymously have a taxi drop it off in my front gate in a box with my jewelry and everything they won’t get in trouble, but if all this goes on for much longer they’re going to get in more trouble.”

Hopefully 5-0 will get to the bottom of this media stunt burglary so this irrelevant good-for-nothing tramp can finally fade into the wood work. Sheesh.

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  • Chanel

    Gold, Why did she have security guards or put her million dollar jewerly in a safe.

  • JUiiCii

    Ha! Set up!

  • moi

    duh

  • Adiamondcenter

    awwwe…….I kinda feel bad for the whitey

  • BKLYNZ OWN (florida bound)

    GOT INSURANCE?

  • versace

    Loves the jewelry, dress, and channel bag. Oh and her pink bentley.

  • jas

    MAYBE IT WAS HER NEW BFF!

  • BossLady

    Awww “poor Paris”… now why would you have 2 milli worth of jewelry not locked up somewhere safe. The insanely rich are perhaps the most idiotic people on the planet. I hope whoever stole it sold it underground and paid some bills cuz fa sho that’s what I woulda done!!!

  • http://www.myspace.com/pynkpynkpantha Pynk (Digital Girl)

    Oh not her… it couldn’t have happened to a better person…

  • Lils

    who the fuk cares?

  • ARTOFWAR

    @marcus you said: DONT NO WHY PEOPLE TREAT THIS SKINNY PALE HOE LIKE SHE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND PUFF BE GONE WITH HER.
    ————————————————————-
    I agree with the first part of your statement. They should have kidnapped her.
    Why settle for a mesally $2,000,000, when you could get $20,000,000 million in ransom.
    But you are wrong about the second part. They would have payed, Not to pay would have made them look
    uncaring, and broke. And to the rich, that is the kiss of death….ARTOFWAR

  • Ms_NYC

    It’s probably her NEW BFF…dumb ass

  • v-FROMROCK

    Doesn’t this chick ever learn..this has happend to her before. Now this only difference is that she left the back and side door open. She deserves it.

  • http://deleted Dulcinae

    Looks like Paris got that Hollywood starvation sickness going on she is already naturally skinny so it’s very noticeable her neck stands out and her head is hella big and hangin on for dear life.

  • http://www.coffeerama.com coffee

    Fortunately for Paris she only lost one of her more modest jewelry collections…

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