Paris Hilton is One Dumb Wheffah

Posted by Bossip Staff

It’s everyone’s favortie media whore again, the Hilton-ho:

Paris Hilton thinks she might know the person who broke into her home last weekend, because whoever did it knew the exact locations of where she kept her jewelry. A man allegedly broke into Paris’ Los Angeles home, taking an estimated $2 million worth of her belongings. And after reviewing her home surveillance footage, Paris has come to the conclusion that it wasn’t a stranger who committed the crime.

She [says], “I think whoever did this definitely has been there before. We have some suspects that I’m thinking of.” But the star is convinced authorities will soon put the culprit behind bars. She adds: “You know, it’s just an invasion of privacy and it’s happened to me before. It’s really scary but they’re doing a huge investigation on this and we’re going to catch this person.”

But Paris is definitely being compassionate to whoever did it, even putting out this message to them: “I would tell them to please return my things, because I know that they’re probably watching E! News right now, to return everything and that’s it,” she said.

“They just have to anonymously have a taxi drop it off in my front gate in a box with my jewelry and everything they won’t get in trouble, but if all this goes on for much longer they’re going to get in more trouble.”

Hopefully 5-0 will get to the bottom of this media stunt burglary so this irrelevant good-for-nothing tramp can finally fade into the wood work. Sheesh.

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