Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Anti-Virus Millionaire Murder Suspect John McAfee Admits To Inserting Them Bath Salts Up His Poop-Chute Regularly

The “SpamMan” ain’t right in the head…

John McAfee Takes Bath Salts

Belize-based murder suspect John McAfee confessed to being a “huge fan” of MDPV better known as bath salts and worked for a year trying to purify psychoactive drugs from compounds commercially available over the Internet.

According to RadarOnline:

The millionaire co-founder of McAfee virus software posted several messages under the moniker “stuffmonger” on a drug-focused Russian-hosted message board called Bluelight chronicling his attempts to create a “super perv powder” strain of the banned substance.

McAfee, 67, even admitted testing the mind-altering substance after creating the drug in a makeshift lab – a small thatched-roof hut!

In one post, McAfee wrote: “I’m a huge fan of MDPV. I think it’s the finest drug ever conceived, not just for the indescribable hypersexuality, but also for the smooth euphoria and mild comedown,” New York magazine reports.

He also warned about the dangers of taking the drug: “I had visual and auditory hallucinations and the worst paranoia of my life.”

McAfee claimed the best way to take MDPV is by rectal insertion. He wrote: “Measure your dose, apply a small amount of saliva to just the tip of your middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. Doesn’t really hurt as much as it sounds. We’re in an arena (drugs/libido) that I navigate as well as anyone on the planet here. If you take my advice about this (may sound gross to some of you perhaps), you will be well rewarded.”

This computer geek was on them bath salts and expects people to believe he didn’t murk his business partner? We’re just happy he didn’t eat his face off.

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