No Isht Sherlock: Study Shows Women Reach Their Peak In Record Time With A Longer Schlong

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The bigger the better? Damn skippy! New research has revealed the obvious… Women get their rocks off faster when their male partners have larger schlongs

Via NY DailyNews reports:

Scottish psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach their climax more easily when their lover’s manhood exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches.

“This might be due . . . to greater ability of a longer schlong to stimulate the entire length of the vajayjay and the cervix,” researcher Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of West Scotland, told the website Live Science. Brody said the research showed that women who had sex with well-endowed partners had the most vajayjay orgasms.

He added, “Male anxiety about schlong size may not reflect internalized, culturally arbitrary masculine stereotypes but an accurate appreciation that size matters to many women.”

Welp. The whole size doesn’t matter theory just went out the window. Ladies, do you find this to be true? And fellas, would you resort to desperate measures to get your stuffs longer than average?

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