I made her waste 500 for de weekend. pic.twitter.com/JWQ7wDo6eS
— MOM (@lipstickthvg) June 4, 2018
The Most Hilarious Flyout Stories Ever
Everyone gather around for a CLASSIC collection of deliciously messy (and absolutely hilarious) flyout fails, tragic tales and Summer Jam screen-Ls that will live forever in our hearts while also defining Black Twitter as quite possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to Al Gore’s internet.
homegirl: Im sorry I’m not even on that type of time 😩
Future: pic.twitter.com/NX8M84iJTR
— Teddy TeaBag (@Eau_LeDoet) June 4, 2018
Peep the greatest Black Twitter flyout scandals of all-time on the flip. (Warning: This post contains strong language)
You stayed 3 days tho RT @TAN1AAA: Ask that nigga why he got a million fruit flies flying around his crib? Bathroom included.
— Cutty (@passport_cutty) September 18, 2014
Honestly, had @TAN1AAA sucked that nigga @TheyHateDuffy dick with enthusiasm, he would've escorted every last fruit fly off his property.
— jam PONY tony 🇭🇹 (@attyLOL) September 18, 2014
3. @TheyHateDuffy After you fucked @TAN1AAA , did fruit flies land on you alls genitals?
— BIG MAMA. (@HUMonTHESE) September 18, 2014
CHILE. YOU GOT TOOK TO POUND TOWN ON YOUR PERIOD IN A BANDO WHILE FRUIT FLIES FLEW AROUND DELICATELY. DONT THROW STONES @TAN1AAA
— Hyphy Wifey (@DopeChubbyChick) May 12, 2015
DOG IM SITTING HERE READING THE SOGGY TITTY FRUIT FLY SAGA CHRONICLES BLACKTWITTER YOU ARE AMAZING.
— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) September 18, 2014
Fruit fly story was the first time I could smell a tweet
— Elliott in a Chariot (@Mr1738) June 10, 2016
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The fruit fly story made me clean my entire house
— Me (@The_Lion_) June 10, 2016
Fruit fly bites will do that to you RT @TAN1AAA: I'm on my worst behavior. Don't you ever get it fucked up.
— Me (@The_Lion_) September 20, 2014
To have been a fruit fly during that conversation 😕 RT @TAN1AAA: Condoms were discussed.
— saul goodman 📺⚠️ (@lionofbedstuy) September 18, 2014
y’all please go look at this stupid shxt on a facebook… this has me dying … niggas ain’t shit 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/rEHl1UjpsI
— DANiELLE ❤ (@dbrooksss) June 4, 2018
I made her waste 500 for de weekend. pic.twitter.com/JWQ7wDo6eS
— MOM (@lipstickthvg) June 4, 2018
homegirl: Im sorry I’m not even on that type of time 😩
Future: pic.twitter.com/NX8M84iJTR
— Teddy TeaBag (@Eau_LeDoet) June 4, 2018
Wait for what RT @VanRidd: Imagine thinking this guy wanted to just chill in the studio pic.twitter.com/8IeUIA7mwn
— Dillon Saks (@G_Polo) June 4, 2018
5500 for a fly outttt, bih don’t panic!!!! pic.twitter.com/Ea4QoNO9WU
— DJ Heat (@DJHeatDC) June 4, 2018
Ayoooooooo Future leaving play dates with his son for this lmaooooooooo pic.twitter.com/n2I5GKrMYK
— Lauren (@Solodeauxleaux) June 4, 2018
This BROKE FAT ass nigga flew 3,000mi & thought he was finna lay up in my shit on my Dime!! You got put out over a $27 order @deucealtendre pic.twitter.com/biTuwfig5s
— Queen Kunta ♓️ (@CHEWTHISASSh_) May 24, 2017
Wow, first flyout story with audio. https://t.co/pXt2WF7R38
— OXTAIL GAWD (@ThatDudeMCFLY) May 25, 2017
My favorite flyout story is the one where Javale McGee flew the girl out and ate his burrito bowl while she was sitting there salivating.
— Genghis Khandra (@LadyBugAssassin) June 4, 2018
The proper way to fly a chick out instruction manual, brought to you by Javale McGee: http://t.co/Mu2sebYkOl
— Hugo Stiglitz (@J_Steve_22) September 16, 2014
Javale McGee was like “Calm your tits girl. Ima smash this burrito bowl first and get to you nex- they NEVER PUT ENOUGH CHICKEN IN THIS SHIT!”
— Unfuckwittable (@MsReyda) June 4, 2018
"i dont like drama" *finds the #StrandedBae threads* pic.twitter.com/IEn6KYf55u
— L.A. (@SuniiDii) February 20, 2017
#StrandedBae
Her: Thanks for flying me out babe
Him: No problem anything for you boo
Her: But… I got evicted can I stay with you?
Him: pic.twitter.com/FnBim0Me1A— WokStar💸 (@BaggFredo) February 20, 2017
#Strandedbae
MAMA TOLD ME
NOT TO SELL WORK
SHE AINT MY GIRL
SHE JUST ON MY TSHIRT pic.twitter.com/TMdvS67yt6— Mel Blunt (@KNGSHxT) February 20, 2017
#StrandedBae, whose relationship woes made Twitter waves, explains her side of the story: https://t.co/5zf8LzbpFK pic.twitter.com/V6AB6Jbzeg
— Complex Life (@ComplexMagLife) February 22, 2017
Neeeeever be a #StrandedBaehttps://t.co/Mw7gfoSlVo pic.twitter.com/tHN4kDCBXt
— 713 Magazine (@713magazine) February 24, 2017
Good Afternoon folks…There's quite the flyout story on the timeline and I, woof blitzer am here to tie it together for you. pic.twitter.com/z9ZkM0avSz
— Yikers Island (@I_Exude_Sarcasm) March 11, 2017
Many, many moons ago a kappa tried to fly me out. That’s the end of the story. He was a kappa-you really think i was finna hop a plane to be disappointed by a nigga in a crushed velvet blazer with pretty hair? Tuh.
— Rev Rell (@awkward_duck) June 4, 2018
Feature photo by FG/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images
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