Christmas Has Come Early

Posted on October 10th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Selita Ebanks

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Nick Cannon’s ex publicity stunt fiancée Selita Ebanks models the new Victoria’s Secret’s annual holiday Fantasy Bra that is now a complete lingerie set. For 4.5 million dollars, you too can rock these iced out skivves on Xmas.

All the diamonds, rubies, emeralds and yellow sapphires still doesn’t take away from Selita’s enormous alien head. Say what you want about Rihanna, but this Selita broad has got the dome game on lock, literally.

  • corrine

    first? does it matter?

  • M-DADDY

    She does have a BIG ASS HEAD!! She looks like a booble head figure with that skinny body

  • Vito

    What do you do with a $4.5 million dollar diamond underwear?

  • SIAN

    if i spent that much on some drawers my man would expect me to wear them everyday for the rest of my life.

  • yes

    they shoulda put that on adriana

  • me

    I thought I was being a hater because I don’t think she’s pretty. At least I’m not the only who thinks she has some fug in her.

  • it’s me

    Can I have the garter…then again it probably wouldn’t go pass my calf because ‘ol girl is skinnty besides that alienesque dome of hers.

  • http://www.alltayo.com Tayo

    Not that I think that she was ever that “hot”, and even though it annoys me when other people say this, but doesn’t her head look Photoshopped onto that body? Just wondering…

  • Sam I AM

    i’m not a fan of this chic at all…somethign about her doesn’t seem right

  • Msbioed

    Is this the same chic that at Tyra’s last fashion show with Vickie Secret they hugged her & Tyra was telling her not to many of us black girls left so I’m letting you carry the torch so to speak since I’m leaving? I could have sworn that girl was a bit prettier if this is her.

  • it’s me

    Tayo:

    Something is a little fishy with that picture. Maybe it’s over airbrushed.

  • It’smesuprise

    that background the she’s standing in front of make the pic look low budget…

  • Aphatty

    That chick needs a cheesburger STAT.

  • Nickey

    Damn!!! That dome!! Please tell me thats been photoshopped!!!!!!!

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    She is not cute at all to me. I think Vickie’s could have chosen a much prettier “token”. :-)

  • me

    I agree with “It’smesuprise”. That background does not remotely resemble anything Christmas-like. It looks like a background for Hawaiin Tropic Sunscreenlotion. As a matter of fact the whole picture looks like a sunscreen lotion ad (Selita w/ the poinsetta in her hair). Victoria Secret should shot their creative director for this foolishness.

  • me

    I agree with “It’smesuprise”. That background does not remotely resemble anything Christmas-like. It looks like a background for Hawaiin Tropic Sunscreen lotion. As a matter of fact the whole picture looks like a sunscreen lotion ad (Selita w/ the poinsetta in her hair). Victoria Secret should shoot their creative director for this foolishness. *typos*

  • ripped

    Give a dog a bone!

  • Traycee

    That sure is a hell of a lot of misteltoe!

  • Blah

    She does not look remotely attractive at all…aka she’s ugly!

  • Bella

    A woman is supposed to have some curves. If she didn’t have breasts she’d look like a skinny dude.

  • sxyQblondie

    BLESS HER HEART. SHE DOES HAVE AN OLE 5 HEAD THOUGH.

  • Mahogany

    Don’t be fooled by a small woman.

    We can take more than U think.

    Bring your life preserver when U go there.!!!

    :)

  • Vanessa

    thats not really her forehead******

  • http://www.blackwiz.biz Tiray

    LOL @dome game!

    hahahahha TOO FUNNY!

    http://WWW.BLACKWIZ.BIZ

    THINK

  • http://whoseamerica.blogspot.com/ daria

    She looks trannyish. Her body shape and bone structure are not feminine. Take out the fake titties and you’ve got Ms. Divine.

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    I hadn’t finished scrolling down the page yet. When I saw her head, I thought it was a photograph of a doll.

    LMAO

    http://www.theblackactor.com/

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    She totally has alien-head.

  • Mo’Ree

    dang she is boney…how is she holding the weight of that underware up?

  • http://thebeatniks.blogspot.com Seattle Slim

    If this is what Xmas looks like then I’m going for Hannukah.

    HappyNappyHead.blogspot.com

  • div

    Yep. this is definitely the black chick from Tyra’s last VS show.

  • http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/23/adrianne-curry-black-history-month/ Ms. Sugar walls

    Can you say NOT CUTE! NOT AT ALL! NICK, CAn do better..4 real! Xtina M. was hotter than she is! She is ugly as hell, the only thing that she got going is her breast, and I bet you that they are ugly as hell! :P

  • kelis

    FUGLY!!!! And we may think she’s mad skinny, but the white ppl will love it. But I say they should have let someone else have this one.. Alessandra or Adriana.. hell even Heidi Klum would look better in this.

  • Beautiful Blue Eyed Angel

    mmm..Tyra Banks would have made that bra and panties set look Fierce..Selita didn’t do it any justice..

  • Dalia

    Why does that set look “stanky” on her? Is it because she is soooooo skinny?

  • Marcia

    Victoria Secret models usually allude sexiness, but Selita doesn’t at all. She just does not look like a model to me. The Brazilian model, Giselle, Tyra, Heidi etc are true models, but Selita doesn’t cut it.

  • kce

    Another average looking female who is too thin.

  • mushyinfectedyellowpus

    all blk vikkies models have domes

    aka TYRA..and now we gotta deal with her.

    as for the 4.5 million lingerie, if ma man bought me that, i

    d pon it right away, go to walmart or target and get some fruity loops…lol..kiddin but they have some nice lingerie at target…4.5million ma ass….it looks tacky if u ask me.

  • TopThat!

    she’s not cute

  • Shootingstar

    Wack.

  • http://www.lovingmeansaol.com 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals

    If this is an example of Christmas coming early, can I trade it in for a new microwave?

    PULEEZ?

    Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!

  • John

    I don’t think no woman will ever wear them, It just the thought of being ABLE to buy them thats appealing. Who in their right mind would want something hard poking them on their private parts anyway?

  • John

    Another thing, Something don’t look right with this picture!!!!

  • Licia

    They need to get a better model for that…What was wrong with the Brazilian chic for these Christmas draws? Selita is a mess and makes them look like sequined grandma draws set…A MESS!

  • mzc2u

    She is not cute at all!!! Nick Can do WAY better than this bony hoe, and those underwear look cheap as hell.

  • OMG

    AMAZING!!!

    Now if this were some nasty ass white trick slore like Kim K or Coco – you’d all be drooling over her. But this sista can’t catch a break, huh??

    The coonery is in full effect in this board..

  • inhirnamy137

    I have seen candids of her and she is prettier then this pic, yeah if she was a big tit, or big butt white girl with heavy makeup…She would of been considered “Gorgeous”..whatever.

  • Oreo Cookie Willie

    Mannnn, if she was just a little lighter with straighter hair, I would get with that.

  • Johhny

    Nick Cannon really stresses this poor girl out.

    I mean she looks like a stick, no hips , no ass and you cant even tell she had a boob job.

    To make matters worse they put to many accessories on her like the thing on her arm and that stupid hair piece.

    Finally the photo they choose to use does her no justice cause it accents her big head.

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