Posted by Bossip Staff
Bossip folk, Mariah Carey needs to ditch the snowy paradise of Aspen, and take that white ass to the beach on an island somewhere. How is she going to be whiter than a white person? Damn, man.
More pics of MiMi and her hubby, Nick Cannon, below.




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