Saturday Bolitics: Viagra Added as a Weapon in War on Terror

December 27th, 2008 19 Comments 3524 Views

Posted by Bossip Staff

Viagra has been added to the list of things to bribe people with:

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.

The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes — followed by a request for more pills.

Viagra sounds about right. We heard that those little blue pills are off the chain, and we bet those cats are going to be getting after some backs so hard, the whole cave will shake.

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19 Responses to “Saturday Bolitics: Viagra Added as a Weapon in War on Terror”

shayna

12/27/08, 10:37:am

first

corperatecutieshayshay

12/27/08, 10:40:am

damn this is a shocker, how is keeping someones johnson on a hard going to help us win wars!!!!! all this is going to do is give women everywhere the upper hand, *****s already can barely focus with the thought of scattered ***** everywhere, now we have to worry about a non-stip gard on… well im glad its over there in their country…. FYI IF WE THOUGHT RAPE IN AFGANISTAN WAS BAD ITS ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT WORSE……

Raquel26

12/27/08, 10:51:am

LOL@corporatecutieshay……

Not sure what the hell ***** is going to help do but help maintain a 4 hour erection??? Wow.

Gives new meaning to the terminology…”United Nations”. LOL

Preme

12/27/08, 10:53:am

I cant believe Im in the top 10 of comments. Oh Yeah!!!

grillfixer

12/27/08, 11:00:am

OK!

JayRock

12/27/08, 11:01:am

Pu$$y is Power. In order for him to keep his women satisfied he has to Knock there backs out. Good Job CIA Agent *****.

corperatecutieshayshay

12/27/08, 11:15:am

@ raquel 26
watch now we are going to have all kind of immigrant *****ez escaping over here!!! bunches of *****s walking around with hard ons for hours, plus they already have to walk around in thoses hot ***** outfits…. obama is about to have his work cut out for him

texas

12/27/08, 11:45:am

Nasty!

Anonymous

12/27/08, 12:06:pm

corperatecutieshayshay

This is an absolutely stupid response from an apparently very very very stupid person! Hope you are not Black!! geeez

jjj / Proud Jamiacan

12/27/08, 12:10:pm

All I have to say is “Wow”. LMAO!

BlackLADYDoctor

12/27/08, 12:21:pm

Touche Bossip!

I wonder if the informer took any of that pure afghan heroin? America needs the money and DOPE. Taliban guys aren’t sexually repressed as I once thought. I read somewhere that when a poor vulnerable 11y/o virgin isn’t for sale they f**k goats into the break of dawn.